₦airaland Forum

Fuckery101; Guys, except you use lube... make sure her cuunt isn't directly facing the fan or having close contact with the AC while drilling that hole this season. Ya'll are gonna have yourselves to blame.

Estharfabian:
Well, I certainly can't help You...


Buh lemme call on the Nairaland girl magnets...
Cutehe.ctor, Obiorathesu.btle, Timoth.yNkenu ,JoeCutie, Pu.caxo, Pu.shMusic ...


They'd answer all Your questions... thankme later?

Have I magneted you in the past?

For littluns like quatarplayboy and ssoftappless who when they hear the word "owerri" the first thing that comes to mind is their brown roofs and ancient benin houses, I dedicate this thread to you.

preetyb:
Its like u didn't play when you were small?

Not really, you weren't around to play with me

oshdam2015:
Funny bro.... Sure the person know me. But why her .

ummm..... I actually mentioned her to talk to her bro

Not for you

Retroshawty turn up!

***Thinking..*** who do I blame between Jonathan and Buhari....








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Wizkid

balancediet:
I Check ur profile, i adjusted my computer screen, i still nor see ur face, ur signature mention somtin about Thug, bro, i really doubt you are the one.quote author=Pucaxo post=40873178] Its me

So thugs can't be mods?? Anyway, my signature is a verse from R.Kellys "heaven I need a hug".

balancediet:
Please Seun, who is incharge of enforcing rule no. 2 on nairaland?

Its me

viviangist3:
My Blog and i don't support Biafra that's why i posted the ugly outcome On Nairaland Ok

Be careful of the utterances you make.

Okay, I just realised that the OP is the same nitwit who opens a thread (to alert us) each time she uploads a new DP.

In as much as I view "sexx chatting" as a complete waste of time, I still don't think the OP has moral justification to add "ladies beware" to the title of this thread. As far as we know, the b!tch who opened this thread might have aborted a few times yet she's here offering hypocritical advice about something that's relatively harmless.

JimiCoker:
Illiteracy truly is the worst plague that ever hit the African continent. So you so-called graduates can't differentiate between flirting and sex-chatting??
Well, since you're too dumb to know the difference let me educate you.

Sex-chatting involves conversations (usually aided by images/pictures) that contain explicit sexual content and are engaged in for the sole purpose of sexually stimulating/arousing two people. Its either undertaken by couples in long distance relationships or creepy dudes taking advantage of underage girls.
Note that there has to be an actual conversation (I.e involvement from both parties) for it to be called a sex-chat. So a dude asking you for photos of your ηipples or sending you photos of his dick DO NOT qualify as sex-chats, they're merely obscene messages.
Flirting on the other hand is a witty conversation with sexual undertones used for the purpose of entertainment and also to get to know someone better. Yes, its done to have fun, not to go around fυcking everything on skirt. As I said, flirtatious conversations are often witty, and thus require people with a certain standard of intelligence/education/maturity and sense of humor to enjoy it.

I have observed that most Nigerian ladies lack a sense of humor, and the ones that don't, lack the prerequisite intelligence/education or maturity that is required to enjoy flirting. Because of the backward upbringing most of them have, they're brainwashed to believe every single conversation that contains adult content is lewd and should be regarded with disdain.

For crying out loud, there is nothing wrong with flirting with a lady you're familiar with, unless she's married, underage, not interested or a total stranger.
Pls ladies stop falling my hand. Most of you claim you went to school, let your education reflect in your standard of reasoning....

I've been wanting to squeeze that "follow" button. You just gave me a darn good reason.


Nice 1.

helen3332:
Wow see dis Don't ignore this offer

seun lalasticlala rocktation !! I should get paid for this

The end is near

honeyme8:
Wow see dis offer. Don't miss it

Cc seun lalasticlala rocktation

Lovely couple

Estharfabian:
Uh...mine!??.Trust me..


If I had half her wits and boldness...I'd be the next Kim kardashian...

Make a sexx tape. I'll contact Ryan Seacrest

KashyBaby:
Lol...that wud be nice but no tnxxx, I don't want to be sued by ur parents for corrupting of minors jk

Just ask me how old I am n I'll tell you. You don't have to whip up unsavoury ploys

So this guy na secondary school student??

Estharfabian:
There's no Convincing You, Huh?

I could make You see things my way, ya know!? heard of Girl'sPower?

PS---the flattery was welcomed.. More please?

Hey! I'm starting to weigh the possibility of that twitter handle being Yours!


Okay bby, feel free to use "girlpower" on me anytime... Let's see how far that takes you


I hardly say stuff I don't mean... its my observation tho..

delectablegyal:
"if she doesn't gasp or moan while u putting it in , my brother juss wear your pant and go home"

This got me ROTFL!!!!!

Estharfabian:
Well, people have different Approach to things... That shouldn't be An issue, should it?
-Either ways, She still passed the message across...

LoL! PS---She Wasn't denying the fact that she was on Heat...Hell! "I need that d1ck right now"...That clearly screams Heat!!!!!!!

Hehehehe... You are comical as well as brilliant

I've seen chics on twitter resort to all sorts just to get feather brained niggaz to squeez that "follow" button.

I still think she's tryna increase her followership. Bite me!

Estharfabian:
I beg to differ...

I think She's Open-minded and bold..

...When something's so Good, You gotta tell the whole world!

LOL, yea but not this way....

She should've just dropped a few hints for her followers to decode... Not mentioning *dick* *dick* *good dick* everywhere like a b!tch in heat.

She's obviously seeking to get popular and increase her followers and apparently, its working.

She's obviously an attention seeking thot!

KashyBaby:
Believe in Miracles boo.... but joke aside, I won't get marry for the sake of being married..being single is still fun.

Let's get married this saturday!

duchess25:
wetin bring menstruation pain enta here.guess u ve gat no respect for women eeeh.BTW na u wey dey wallow inside pain.no quote me again cos nah u first find my trouble.kwanyere onye gi ugwu maka iriju nsi onu.

STFU! U lowlife insipid thot!
If u had half a brain, you'lld have attempted to find out why I quoted you in the first place. But as dumb and as incredibly stupidd as you are, you switched to insults.
I should've known better...

That's newsheriff and its goons

duchess25:
who be this d.ullard.you, go take sit at sambisa or beta stil use the hangman noose.aftall wetin i write no concern u.no come spoil my day biko aftall i adviced him that way cos from his write up d guy nah catholic.so kpachara anya gi maka nkita iracha gi anya.

Judging by the way you type, you're obviously going thru very painful menstruation, I'm not the cause so I'll just leave u to wallow in misery . Have fun!

MzPecs:
Cool
We should discuss what you learnt later. Night..

Night..

duchess25:
ask our mother mary and St Anthony of padua to intercede for you.surely they will ooo.talking from xperience.

Take several seats backward abeg