₦airaland Forum

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Let's start from you changing your moniker from hate to love[/color]

rosalieene:
Hmmmm
Just passing by.
Just came out from camp and was thrown to Ogun-Waterside. Wetn man go do. I don cry tire. Upon all the whole preshun!! Flag party

EyenAkwaIbom:
of all the countries of the world we could be comparing our 55yrs misruled country it is dubai, of all places ?
before Now, we have been importin just about everything, and today, someone comes up with the idea to start somewhere to start from the very foundation, and all we do, is compare our first try with a civilization light years ahead?

we have been misruled all these years, we can't just stand up and leap, without ever having crawled or walked, we need to start somewhere rather than sit somewhere and wait for our oil to dry up.

#LetsbeMatured can you imajine lil kesh comparinh himself to Justin Bieber ?

kutchs:
When did he come to that realization, before the elections or after?
I can remember vividly how this man and his band of crooks went about town undermining all the efforts of the Jonqthan's administration to fix Nigeria.
I can remember how he promised to fix Nigeria within one year of his office.
I can remember the names they called Jonathan.
I can remember one of his lieutenant St Fashola telling his gullible followers that providing 24 hours electricity supply isn't rocket science.
I can remember the millions of promises he and party made.
Reasonable Nigerians know it isn't a day's job but you deceived many, so do the little you can and run away you are a waste and a big disgrace.

Ezedon:
Every thing in this country is fake, Fake APC promises, Fake Lawyer, fake budget, Fake minister of Information, fake President, fake citizens right, even fake police men and soldiers.

Ooni:
take your greeting to shekau and fellow fulani herdsmen. I will have a nice Easter celebrations without the usual wishes from a cursed monster. And u called urself a follow of Christ? Love ur enemies nd pray for them that course u! I'm not happy with the way some Christian are behaving in dis country!!!







Btw




stop mentioning Jesus Christ

karrengold:
Happy Birthday To OLAMIDE A.k.a Badoo Sneh

The best street rapper Nigeria has ever produced(OLAMIDE ADEDEJI a.k.a badoosneh) is a year older today..lets celebrate this talented rapper...happy birthday to the eyan mayweather himself.




https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olamide

Habakus:
Anambra state does not seem to be part of Nigeria where incompetence rules the day. It's an obvious pointer to the fact that if given the opportunity,Igbos can truly change the fortune of this country for better. It's like there's a self-awakening going on the SE; even Abia and Ebonyi states are buckling up reasonably.

appini:
It's only persons with mental disorders can not understand that Saraki's case is a political witch-hunt from a faction of the APC. That's d reason why he need over 60 lawyers to defend the truth right? Then tell me who need to visit psychologist......

PoliticalThuG:
Thought the idiot doesnt shake hands with women?

Pidggin:
I did, twice

baba11:
This makes a lot of senses

bloodyBLOGGER:
Wailers won't seize to amaze me.

You mean the meaningless awards from unrecognised organisations he goes about buying are what makes him miles ahead of the man that got him to power?

Do you know anything about OBJ at all?

You must be a Fan of the Ineffectual Buffoon.

bruno419:
I came across this picture on Facebook and decided to share with you all..



Are u seeing what I m seeing

https://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck/photos/pcb.1078200985563608/1078200388897001/?type=3&theater

zinachidi:
A London Court has registered a judgement delivered by a Nigerian court against the military following the bombardment of the Gbaramatu communities in Delta State by the Joint Military Task Force operating in the state in May 2009.
Justice Timothy Holroyde of the Queen’s Bench Division of the Royal High Court of Justice England and Wales, on January 18, acceded to the request of the communities to register the judgement which ordered the federal government to pay them N99 billion damages over the attack.
He however rejected the request by the communities to register the judgement against the president of Nigeria and the attorney general of the federation and minister of justice, who were the first and second defendants in the suit.
In their request, the communities had also sought to obtain a worldwide freezing injunction against the assets of the federal government.



The Federal High Court, Asaba, Delta State, had ordered the federal government to pay the communities N99.9 billion damages for gross violation of their rights by the force then coordinated by Sarkin Yakin Bello, a retired major general.
Counsel to the communities, Selekeowei Larry, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, filed the case.
However, two years after the judgement was delivered, the federal government neither complied nor appealed against it, forcing the communities to request the London Court to register it.

Before applying to the Queen Bench Division High Court of Justice in London, to register the judgment, the communities wrote twice to the then Attorney General of the Federation, Mohammed Adoke, asking the government to comply with the judgment.
On May 5, 2009 the task force invaded Gbaramatu communities in Warri South West Local Government of Delta State killing and maiming residents and also destroying properties worth billions of naira.
They however filed a suit at the Federal High Court in Asaba on June 22, 2009 against the president, the attorney general of the federation and Mr. Bello.
In the suit, the communities also asked the court to declare the bombardment unconstitutional and a gross violation of their rights.


Delivering the judgement, Justice Ibrahim Buba said the bombardment of the communities by the military resulting in the demolition/destruction of houses, household furniture/wares, boats, canoes, domestic animals and displacement of members of the communities “is in violation of section 217 (2)(c) of the 1999 constitution and is therefore unconstitutional.”
Mr. Buba added, “That the sum of N49 billion is awarded in favour of the plaintiffs as special damages against the defendants jointly severally.
“That the sum of N50 billion is also awarded as aggravated and punitive damages against the defendants jointly and severally for the unlawful bombardment and sacking of the plaintiffs’ communities which resulted in wanton destruction of their houses, household furniture and other wares, their domestic animals, canoes, boats, sacred places, artifacts etc and which resulted in total displacement of members of the communities for minimum of three months from 15th May 2009, the effect of which was that members of the communities were living in the swampy mangrove forests in subhuman conditions while others were in a concentration camp and suffered loss of income, disease, and mental torture and the education of their children of school age was disrupted.”



lalasticlala


www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/197117-london-court-registers-n99-billion-judgment-against-nigerian-military.html

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

morganacanta:
As much as we all want to delude ourselves that d banji won ...the truth is that don jazzy beat him hands down .D banji hasn't been relevant for years,no single hit ,no world tour .Olamide is just a hopeless street kid ...dirty and ugly like Yoruba people .

hungryboy:
i know of a boy born in a manger to a virgin named Mary and a carpenter Joseph,
I know that the boy grew up to be a great guy, helping the poor, curing the sick, raising the dead etc,
I know that he also drove the money grubbers out of the temple,
I know that if he wanted to put a price tag on his miracles, he will be richer than 10 Bill Gates,
I know of a man who didn't preach tithes and Gate fees at church gatherings,
And his name was and is still is
Jesus Christ

LifeIsGuhd:
With skiborobo? Abeg he should go and sleep Olamide is a total waste.
He even went as far as threatening Don Jazzy if he's seen in Mainland.
Wtf is wrong with that niccur?

He keeps thinking he's the messiah of Lagos state.

Very rude niccur and some people will still call him their role model.


In his next life he can't be Kanye!

Is it our fault that most people supporting lil Kesh 'skiborobo' don't have GPRS enabled phone so they could vote for his sorry ass??!

Aviero:
Don Jazzy knows how to handle rough situation. Not a word from he and his gang since. That's what maturity is all about.

Whereas, this foooool just de rant since early morning. SMH

PassingShot:
PDP is sick. If not, it would have by now known that the president has the backing of majority of Nigerians to bring treasury looters to book by whatever means necessary.

You disregarded the constitution and other relevant laws in looting the treasury dry and you expect us to allow the constitution to grant you protection? No way! God bless u broda

Call him tyrant, dictator or whatever, it is none of our business as far as it's the treasury looters and trouble makers that he's dealing with.

Una never see anything.

LRNZH:
This is another very insightful quote.
Honestly one can use this to make current affairs / memorable pamphlet and sell in traffic o.
Please don't steal my business idea for 2016.

“If Sanusi hadn’t been suspended he would have come up with a different figure… If anyone steals $50 billion or $20 billion anywhere America will know, they will tell you where it is; it is their money.”
https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2014/06/640x480xPRESIDENT-Goodluck-Jonathan.jpg.pagespeed.ic.jBjczD5xhJ.jpg
Former President Goodluck Jonathan while addressing the issue of ‘missing’ $20 billion.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44... food dey burn for fire o..

tempest01:
You people wanted power to give change...before you promise change, you should know what's on ground is bad....now you have power instead of giving change, you are telling us what we know.


Cut the nagging and start changing

Icecomrade:
How una no go dey take selfie when una no know how much rice cost for market. Una no dey cue buy fuel.
I dey fuel cue since 2am and i never get fuel, na una stupid selfie i dey see for front page.

APC taniods will come here with sai Baba chant.

Am happy we are all partakers of this ending suffering