₦airaland Forum

razznaija: P.S He lives in an area that is predominantly white, so of course his friends are going to be white.

My city is 80% white

razznaija: First of all, dude you are very stupid (no offense) for posting this rubbish and expecting serious replies. Besides why can't you find a Nigerian girl in Illinois, or wait till you get to SIUE to find a good Nigerian girl? Or do the ones there see you as a lame? What are your Nigerian parents saying about this anyway? have you even informed them about your plans? Look, if i were you, i would face my books and wait, I'm in SIUE right now and there are quite a number of Nigerian girls ( you just have to look around) here for you to toast ( that's if they would even look your way). Good luck to you, just make the right decision and face your education, because if you pick a girl straight from Nigeria, she may end up deserting you. My 2 cents.

Wow. this is really surprising. Thanks for that comment. To be honest, I wasn't really serious about this whole thing, but I would like to get to know you on just a friendship level. I hope you don't think I'm some kind of dumb idiot for posting this because I knew it was stupid from the start lol, I was mainly just bored. If you have a twitter or Facebook, I would like to chat and I have a few questions too. My sister goes to SIUE you know And to answer your question, I have a girlfriend now, and I've had others, but I know it's just a dumb High-school thing that will blow over by graduation. I have NEVER had a Nigerian person other than me and my siblings that attend the same school as me. I'm pretty sure we're the only ones who live in this city. The only time I meet other Nigerian people is when we go on vacation to like Houston, tx or north carolina to visit people and when I'm with kids my own age, I swear, That's the only time in my life when I feel %100 ME. We can understand eachother's humor and most of us speak the same language. It seems that I'm the happiest I've ever been only when I'm around Nigerian people. Thanks though, It's pretty cool that you go to SIUE, and I hope you didn't take this whole thing seriously.

Doncolio: Young man, dude, guy...michael!

Wake up from your slumber. Anything American guy and nigerian girl will mostlikely be 90% scam relationship. But if you believe in falling in love along with this your quest! Start by being friends of girls online and offline(I'm sure many nigerian girls visit US). And after a while of familiarity and knowing who is who, toast a decent one till she agrees. With your line of education, a girl with a profession in health or less glamorous profession will fit you judging by your dressing and response to comments so far(My opinion no insults intended).

My one cent to you, If you understand. Good! No Best of luck

And how would you describe the way I dress?

chymystique: I dnt ve tym for Sleepy Eyed Kids.

I'm only sleepy eyed because I make more in a week than you do in a month.

kmcutez: @op, I'm a sweet 16 year old virgin looking for the love of ma life. I know from looking at your pics, we will gel together like pounded yam and egusi soup.

@op, infact, you are the jack to my jill. Let us make sweet sweet romance and watch the haters burn.

I love you, love you, love you.

First of all, your profile says you registered for this site in 2007. If you're 16 now, that would mean that a 10 year old girl registered for your profile, which I don't belive. Stop with the stupid lies and tell me your real age if you're going to reply. Secondly, Do Nigerian girls even know what love is? Love takes at least 2 years of commitment to occur, not 2 seconds of looking at my pictures. WHY CAN'T I GET A REAL REPLY??

1. cindyrella, are you in on this?

2. What is this OP that I keep seeing?

190: Visa wahala

Nor be only Nija guys fit hustle

I love dis - keep it up ladies

Which day would a girl come like dis and look for a husband 2take 2 america

You're basically asking when an American lady will look for a controlling bastard to slap her around and yell at her all the time. That would be never my friend.

Dyt: U leaving me already?

Well, I hate being lied to.

chymystique: Cos am better than u who typed "five YEAR old"instead of years... U jst showin off how Immature U r.Fink of better things that wil make ur future bright cos that's exactly wah ur age mates r doin ryt.. Yeye BOY

A "five YEAR old" refers to someone is is five years of age. A "five YEARS old" isn't grammatically correct to describe a person. Obviously we know who's education is superior between us two.

Dyt: MICHAEL!!!!!
Talk to me
Sobs out loud

What's the problem?

tchaik: Jungle Slang Huh? You will understand it better after the girl is done with ya!



*unfollows*

Sorry about that man, i don't like being insulted, that's all.

Idowuogbo: It's aite boo boo! Now focus on me! U on Skype?

Yes ma'm. What is your Skype name?

Dyt: Baby
I had to deactivate cos guys were all ova me
Even dat 190 guy, dats why he's actin dat way

Ok now I know you're playing games. Not interested...NEXT!!

tchaik:
LWKMD

Crazy Op, Crazy topic, crazy people catching fun ontop the Bobo head! #Mugu

What the fukk is a mugu. I keep seeijng this sh1t everywhere. I don't understand jungle slang

Idowuogbo:

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were interested.

Dyt: I bind every spirit that's here to ruin my chances of gettin dat green card
Holy ghost fire, consume their fingers

You seem like a nice girl. Don't you have a facebook or e-mil adress?

Dyt: 190
Cmon respect ursef o
I didn't come ere for u
Stay outta dis

Micheal, I am d woman of ur dreams
D one n only dat make u feel like a man dat u are
I also make delicious meals, pastries, all sorts
I am beautiful, sweetest smile, fantastic body
I will mk ur world go round
Btw, I am 16
I hope u don't mind?

Are you really 16?

190:
Bro you seriously need to get LAID !!
WTF happened to the NIGERIAN GIRLS in AMERICA
JEEZ Snap outta it,

U're loosing it already!
this is so so so wrong, get ur ar-se on facebook,twitter,tagged or sometin and hit up with some real girls

lmao. Dude i get my fair share of getting "LAID" that's not everything to me

E-mail pulsefrog@yahoo.com with your picture, age and a little about you. I BETTER NOT GET ANY SCAM MAIL

190:

So a person can't have a girlfriend while in school?
This isn't the village, this is America.

190:
how much do you wanna know them

rotfl

see young man, they are more than willing and ready to chat sh!!!!-t with you for the next 6yrs
while they keep sleeping around back in Nigeria

merrr...i hate to say this but u're a modern DAY PROPER MUGU
WTF's wrong with you bruv!!
They would be prepared to do anything, say anything act all nice even for the next 20years till u get them dat VISA

na NIGERIAN girls we dey talk about here ooh

You gotta get ur arse to Nigeria and meet a real lady, study her a bit and then take ur sh!!!-t back across the ocean
u dun wanna come online seeking love and chat with a girl who claims shes single while shes gat 40 boyfriends back in lagos or where have u

Jeeeez this is so wrong!!

Once they get me, they won't even have to urge to look at another man. they'll be so in love with me and I'll treat them too well for that to even cross their minds. (assuming they have no morals and values)

Idowuogbo: I want green card o! Poster, oh bebe! Can I get ya number?

Finally, someone who isn't sarcastic. Do you want to text or call? And do you have a facebook?

emmyid: Wao, bros dat no problem. Ama give my sis 2 u.

lol, by all means man.

Tall would be ideal. I'm 5'll, so my height or below. Any skin colour. She should be pretty and average size to slim. you can send me your picture, or just tell me your facebook so we can start chatting.

190: [color=RED]on second tots OP
U got it all wrong!
This is possibily the worst place you ought to meet some wo-man/men
Have u thought if she could take u on a LONG TRILL RIDE just because she wants
u to get her across, well as an 18yr old im sure u wouldnt understand how deceitful 99% of Nigerian women are
Na them deceive ADAM CHOP APPLE
aNYWAYZ good luck with your search and God see you through




BTW wheres benyc,greedie and freecocoa this na una chance to enter ARROWPLANE [/color]

Thanks, but I know most of them can be liars and would do anything for a visa. that's why i want to talk first and get to know them.

@kenyattaMoore:
You are joking, right? At 18 looking for a lady to bring to america wit your fada‘s money?

My father doesn't even live in my house, much less give me any money. I don't know how things work in Nigeria, but here, 18 is considered an adult. You are self-sufficient, and you support yourself with money from your job.

190: [size=18pt][color=RED]DOA!!!


Any Nairaland girl that follows him - BEGIN SUSPECT AM

Watch them follow this boy like BEES'

them nor dey use EAR HEAR UNITED STATES [/color][/size]

If someone could translate this for me, that would be awesome.

ITbomb: If this made it to the Frontpage , I give up on Nairaland and Nigeria
Have you heard of Ambayazonia

lmao. They aren't even a free nation, so have fun there.

Hello. i'm Michael. I'm 18, and I might be looking for a girl to bring here with me to the u.s. to stay. I am Nigerian myself because both my parents are Igbo, and I speak it well. A little bit of background information about me is that I was born in Chicago, Illinois, and I live in belleville, illinois. In August I will be moving to Edwardsville, Illinois to start University. I will be studying Nursing and getting my Bachelors in Science. I will have my own apartment, job and car, so I can take car of you. I've always wanted to marry a Nigerian Girl, and now as a legal adult I can somewhat wander into this fantasy of mine. I definitely won't be diving into marriage immedeately, I have to get to know and love you first. We can talk over the internet and facebook, until you come to see me. the lucky lady can be you, or it can be your daughter Please be under 22. Like I said, I'm 18. Tell me about yourself. What are your plans? What are your grades like? CAN YOU COOK?

Here are some pictures of me. Some of them are a little old but eh.

chymystique: RoTFLMAO!! I jst Can't Stop Laughin... Dude, Legally U r an Adult buh Serzly U r a Kid! ... Go get a life Jor n Concentrate on ur Studies

You're calling me a kid, but why do you type like a five year old?

Haha. Well, if you read the post it said I would like to "possibly explore this fantasy of mine". That being said, one thing I hate is sarcastic bitches like you guys, which effectively puts you miles from within the range of possibility. And for the guy that said I look wasted...hats off to you That girl I'm with in the picture and I were both wasted.