Ade1177:


My Girlfriend has everything and more

I'm one of the very few bastards alive

You didn't add
You have full access to her phone and bank account
Know where she sleeps daily

And can call you 50 times a day

advanceDNA:


Education route...this will give u convenience to settle, work and get citizenship if u qualify

Luxembourg because of cheap tuition
Apply for masters if u have bachelor's...
Tuition for STEM courses is very cheap...400€ per session....
Management science is also cheap like 1600€ per session....with the rest, u can settle down for some months and get a job....anr move across other euro union nations...
There is one year post study...which will all count together with your two years masters to get permanent residency in 5 years

Finland..
Tuition is cheap here too...which u don't have to pay once.....stem courses pay only around 3500 after tuition waivers...
Proof of funds by bank account 6720€
30hrs per week work ...
Permanent residence is 4 years...counting ur two years masters inclusive..
But the cold na die oooooo

Igboslayer:
They will actually save money because not all the currency in circulation will be exchanged and they can have a tighter control of the Naira In circulation to help stem inflation .

nlfpmod:


https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/16/breaking-nigerian-police-ask-court-21-days-detain-seun-kuti-claim-assaulted-policeman

Iamgodskid:
A QUICK QUESTION TO THE MARRIED FOLKS HERE
...
...
...
During the early stage of marriage, there's usually this level of serenity n respect for each other but as time goes on, the story changes n then over familiarity n all the sh*t that comes with it, starts to set in,

with the level of "over familiarity" involved in marriage,

how do u guys still maintain the honour and regard for each other despite having seen n known everything there is to see n know about your partner...

You know how people can be most times, they start behaving funny when they finally get settled comfortably with you,



🤥🤥🤥

chisomkachy:


https://www.thecable.ng/breakingcbn-redesigns-new-naira-notes/amp

Oxygen53:
From 600k to 2.5 still counting
Na God

nlfpmod:

slimfit1:
APC has a rigging structure

olihilistic:
swear for your ancestors or me?

Beeman1:
What?

Thunder fire Fayose and his supporters.

May him never know peace in his life and generations to come. Useless man who's hatred for Buhari will consume him soon. Id-iot man!

Dollyak:
That looks like rattle snake innit. Why not spare the babies? Who am I kidding.

Dollyak:
That looks like rattle snake innit. Why not spare the babies? Who am I kidding.

olihilistic:
eksu

Ndukings92:
this ur Mr handsome no follow abeg,u for use daddy showky in place of him na.

opeyemiieblog:
I love dis girl......omo daada ni

LuveU2:
As funny as it may sound, there are things you should stop saying to dark skinned ladies and men. Stop the insensitivity.

Most times we hear people throw "good" and bad compliments at nonfair people without giving a thought to the psychological damage their statements can have on them and the nation.

In 2016, we should have learnt so many things from history. Come out from the cloak of willful ignorance and embrace truth.

Stop saying these to dark skin people:

1. You are dark BUT beautiful Wth. Most people say this without going through what they are saying. Why BUT and not AND? because they think dark skin is ugly! Simple. They are saying "well youve got a beautiful face and body but you are covered in ugliness." In other words, you are not so beautiful. Put it to them that this is what they imply, and they become self defensive.

But is dark skin ugly? The truth is dark skin is as ugly as fair skin just as fair skin is as beautiful as dark skin. And beautiful people come in all shades

2. You will be cuter if you were fair This is similar to the first but it carries with it such guts and certainty.

Like seriously? a beautiful 10 and a handsome 10 are brought before you and the only thing you can think of is "well they look good, but they will be better fair." Good enough, this statement only reveals the mental damage that you, the judge is suffering from.

The problem with this statement is that it denies reality. You are of the opinion that a beautiful dark skin lady will look better fair but reality says beautiful people look better always.

3. Light skinned people look better What now? Be jealous and hate yourself O ye dark people! Not only is this a lie it brings shame and disgrace to the entire continent. A lie has no good consequence.

An ugly fair man is called handsome and a handsome dark man is called average looking or some times ugly. O ye of poor taste and battered minds, you think like children and are short-sighted.

Again, reality says beautiful people look better always.

4. You are jealous and envious of light skinned people People who say this are so sure that non fair people are jealous and envious of them because they(dark people) have been made to feel lesser than them for a very long time now. In addition, many NOT MOST, dark people bleach their skins. So yea, they've got to be jealous of our "pretty" skin.

But are they right? Maybe. Some dark skin people get caught up in jealousy and envy not because fair skin is better but because the ground(system) is unlevelled and has put them at a disadvantage.

Almost all non fair people started with being comfortable in their skin not until some demons of division and deceit were let loose.

So dont pat yourself on the back thinking ye, we look better because we are fair. No, the demons of deceit are dealing with some dark people for now. Who knows whose turn it will be tomorrow.

5. Black is beautiful: Wow whats the problem with this statement? you say. Everything dear.
First, black connotes a people of a particular race. And this race has so many shades/complexions be it from extremely fair to extremely dark. They all form black. But you wonder why only a fraction is called black beauty. Are others white beauty, red beauty and so on.

If you say well you do not mean it by race but by skin shades. Then why is a chocolate woman called black beauty? Does she look black like black board? No you say. Why then do you not call her brown beauty? Fair doesnt look black. And brown doesnt look black too.

But thats not all, "black is beautiful" is a false statement because....simple, there are so many ugly black people and this alone renders it false.

You might think its a great compliment but dark skinned people are not moved because to them it is shallow and insensitive and non-problem solving. They can see through the lie.

Some even carry a mocking tone when it is said and only makes matters worse for some dark skinned people who have been battered mentally. No thanks.

At the end, dark skin is not the problem. You are.
You only form your opinions and preferencesfrom what you see on tv, magazines, in shows, etc. When you do a reality check up on yourself you will come to see dark skin for what it is. It is not ugly.

Dark skinned people will appreciate you question the lies in your head than make empty statements you do not believe yourself.

#Up next :5 things light-skinned people are tired of hearing#




so wot'z ur own stand?? cos i cant get dis.....dark skinned pple shld go n die or wot??
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sheedy407:
I have no doubt,it must be a further mathematics teacher.



Today is my bday,
So u all know what I want

Poliporpor:
He looks very unhealthy. Not inspiring at all


I am a very talented writer. I have written so many songs. I am not intereated to be known as a performer, but a writer. I need real talented artists that can give life to my songs. Is there any out there?

Poliporpor:
He looks very unhealthy. Not inspiring at all


I am a very talented writer. I have written so many songs. I am not intereated to be known as a performer, but a writer. I need real talented artists that can give life to my songs. Is there any out there?

dason4life:
Why give birth to babies when u can't take care of them?


Thank God the dumper is not heartless, she will come back
in the future cooking up stories to defend her wicked action.


I know some people will also blame Buhari for this

MadCow1:



Thats why nobody asked you..

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