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Both you and Uju need better flogging.
Why won't she run when she has never been introduced to romance in the past?
U now went from 0-100 on her!
Somebody that watches african magic and still ties wrapper.

illicit:
How do we cross this bridge when we get there

Mallam will carry u on his back or wheel barrow.

These people belong to the stone age.
Havoc and destroying everything they come across is their hobby.

Poster above me calling someone else troublemaker.
When he is a demon himself.


But why is d muric concerned about it's removal if it isn't a problem?

Yep...he is right.
It smells like burnt oranges.

Congrats Uchemba

All I see is one ediot chatting and replying himself.

Suddenly I feel pity for Wike.
Someone needs to remind him of the name oshiomole.

Pope be member and leader of vaseline crew.

[quote author= post=96067670]Did you come from the village[/quote]Be asking rubbish.
Night school blogger.
As if u and ur people didn't come from the village too.

[quote author= post=96064694]You Are Talking To[/quote]Will u shut ur mouth.

[quote author= post=96061489]Copy and paste Blogger[/quote]You are the worst of them all.

Ever8090:
Carrying a bullet for excercising his right, while our brothers up there, after killing for fun, gets baptized, dressed in white, reintegrated into the society to continue their killings and are payed 150,000 monthly

They do not pass for brothers.
Na wild animals u for call them.

That's if my dogs will remain anything of him before I even see him.
See his head wrapped like burnt agidi jollof.

Powerfly:
Well.. I know you mean well.. But i just loove women. The way they smell,smile,how soft and fragile they are.. How curvy they are. I just can't explain it though.. But i just like women.
If i can honestly explain why i'm into women? Then i think i could be able to explain why out of all the counties in the world, i end up in Nigeria.
I don't hate men. I like men.. I have dated more guys than an average straight girl.. But the thing is.. I do not feel any sexual or emotional attraction for men. If we become friends and you're so funny and nice and generous.. That's great, but the problem starts when you start showing signs of emotional or sexual interest..i get irritated and start slowly detaching myself.

You seem confused with your sexuality.
U should try and figure out what u want and also u already know the society u r in frowns upon something's. So find some kinda balance or do I say permanent solution.

Powerfly:
Cross-riverian/Calabarian.

Thought as much.
Found a home in these two places (uyo n Calabar.)
The women can be mushy tho n lovey dovey

Powerfly:
It's been over 5 months now.. But this guy still comes to my yard to look for me. Everybody for area sabi our matter. I've told everyone that knows us to help me plead/warn him to stay away.. But he ends up telling them to come beg me. I don block and change my line tire. Today alone he called me more than 9 times and sent 6 messages. My cousin is saying.. I gave him 'kop-nor-mi.
he said he's ready to pay me to date him. That i don't need to be inlove with him, i should let him do the loving.
he says he wants to get to know the guy that i'm inlove with, my cousin's gf lied to him that i'm in a serious relationship with a guy. He says 'he's going to have a serious problem with the guy if the guy is nt better than him in all ramifications. This guy sabi say i too like woman but he no send.
The matter don tire me. I'm thinking of relocating.

Lol...are u Akwa ibomite ?

People derailing this thread seem to be doing it purposely.
Don't be discouraged.
We r reading up.
A few things stated may be controversial don't mean it didn't exist.
Saddening to know that these guys r brain dead n feel our ancestors had nothing to offer.
Only a mad person will not want to know about his history. U could mail us the links too if ok by you.
Cheers.

Amotolongbo:
shower me with onions before I can respond

Woman wey sabi

Slyzen:
She knowingly spoilt her phone, went on a sexcapade tour, came back and was asking me why I didn't ask her mom and siblings of her whereabouts. I said nothing. Simply activated ghostmode.

You knew about this for sure or u had the feelings she went on a sexcapade?

NiklauseFred:
Well a girl I wanted to date called me 121 times when I left my phone at home and went to school(121 missed calls),and do you know her reason? She "just wanted to hear my voice". Na that time I know say the cement wey I dey use build the relationship, DEM NEED TO THIEF AM


_{tho not my ex}

Pancakeey:
Reading all these crazy ex posts and I can’t relate . I’ve never had a crazy ex. I’ve never been a crazy ex.

I can’t imagine hurting someone I claimed to love before.
Lol love really does things to people

Another lucky lady.
There's a thin line between love n hate dear.
You will be shocked that all u need is just a trigger and u won't even want to hear the name of that ur prince charming anymore.

Yuneehk:
Did some of y'all add pepper and salt to make the stories sweet? Find it hard to believe some of what I'm reading did really happen.
I'm not crazy, and I have never been with a crazy person. Una sorry oh.

U must be some lucky lady.

czarr:
One of my exes used to cut herself with razor blade to punish herself for getting me angry, especially when I am not quick to forgive her.

needless to say I ran as fast as my legs could.

Ahhhh even u czarr.
Hehehehe....hardman like u run?! Ahhh

elpochas:
Have written about my ex story bfore here but let me share these.Babe was so crazy that wheneva we discussing she will jst tell me she feels me like stabing me playfully and the next any avalaible sharp object is on my body.Any small issue we had then,the next thing i will hear is she is done with me with enough insults to go with it.After few days she will just appear from no where and come straight to my house hoping to catch me with another lady.
The most funiest and crazy thing she did was she went to visit one of her toasters with her sis and on their way coming back they had an accident,babe expected to pay for her treatment.I had to refuse o,her words were am wicked.Had to run for my life o.

Keyword is run!
Sometimes running is the best option. Before someone will make it to nairaland frontpage as a murderer.

Samakus:
Is her name Linda? I wan check something

Naaa. I ran from all Linda's. They seem to bear same traits. U know what to expect when someone bears serpent as a name.

Dreamliner787:
Bisola, One very crazy thing I knew she did was throwing my iphone7 inside well, All because a lady offered to take me out for lunch then in the university

Sounds like something my ex would do too. Bisola must be related to her lol

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

Seems like we have found a winner o....lmaooo

Cerebellum:
Chai! Tueh!
Ur life is in dissary or will soon be,inside church??
And did ur semen spill anyhow there?
It did,haah! 6000 suffering for this nigha!

Looool.
I read what he said with mixed feelings...didn't want to reply him in a harsh way walahi. The guy get mind.

blinking001:
Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die then ah no fit die again for this life.

Two of u need serious deliverance.
Na wah o...How were u not even caught ?!

anochuko01:
We dated for two years and broke up coz of religious differences, and we were very cool even after break up and remained friends.

Suddenly she called me one day and started raining abuses on me, saying she regretted the day she knew me. I knew I did absolutely nothing and was surprised why she would do that. I kept my cool and tried asking what was wrong but she refused to talk, and even ignored my calls for weeks until I stopped calling her.

Two or three months after the incident she called and requested we do extra cool. Well, she apologized for what she did but refused to tell me what prompted it. I forgave her right away sha and we're still friends. This happened in 2012.

Ahhhh she's was going through hormonal imbalance na.
Ur relationship even ended on a mutual note.