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CelebritiesRe: I Begged A Brazilian For 10 Years — Davido Changes His Instagram Name by punisha:
Congrats to him now this alone will make him succeed the current Lagos state Governor.
TravelRe: This Generation Doesn't Buy Bread When Traveling Again, Lol by punisha: 10:17pm On Nov 06, 2020
TheCalculator:
Those days buying bread when traveling was the norm but I feel that is gradually fading away
Didn't know it was an instituted norm...
Death penalty should be introduced too abi?
CrimeRe: Bricklayer Kills Apprentice For Money Ritual A Day To His Birthday (photos) by punisha: 10:14pm On Nov 06, 2020
Na wahhhh o
EducationRe: According To Psychologists, There Are Four Types Of Intelligence (read More by punisha: 9:58pm On Nov 06, 2020
This r the kinda threads we need on FP.
Get your kids/wards to be stable in all four and nothing can ever go wrong except, unless ur village people swore for you.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: LASG Rejects Foi Request For CCTV Footage by punisha: 9:02pm On Nov 06, 2020
agent fash has not explained what happened to the missing money till date and you people are expecting to see CCTV footage?
CrimeRe: Cultists Invade MTN Office In Bayelsa, Kill Customer by punisha: 2:42pm On Nov 06, 2020
sad


May we not die over stupidity !
RomanceRe: Has A Girl Every Told You To Stop Mid-coitus? by punisha: 2:02pm On Nov 06, 2020
Yep we stopped once, she alighted and bought some refreshments from the vendors.
Then we continued on our fruitless journey.
CrimeRe: Video. Woman Return Manhood She Stole From A Man In Aba. by punisha: 2:00pm On Nov 06, 2020
FlyHeight:
You do realise that crowd spreads what one person instigates boss... If I raise an alarm that I saw a woman transform from a bird to a human people would automatically gather and unleash mayhem on the woman without giving her a chance to prove herself because automatically we are programmed to not believe any denials from her because as we expect what is he going to say before she will deny na bah. Now the first few people on the scene despite not seeing any such thing happen would swear by all forces that they witnessed it to feel relevant in the scheme of events and cuz of the attention it brings to the wit person as WITNESSES. Did they show any proof at the one you were at that the guys manhood was stolen?
Don't ever confuse me with your writing again or I will knock u Sir.
CrimeRe: Woman Beaten & Stripped By Her Employer In Edo Over Theft Allegation (Graphic) by punisha: 11:57am On Nov 06, 2020
Even if she stole it, I pray she finds a good lawyer.
She don hammer be that...
That's not how to treat a fellow human being.
PoliticsRe: Tanko Muhammad Swears In Eight Supreme Court Judges by punisha: 11:24am On Nov 06, 2020
The ceremonial Judiciary system...
Who knows, someday they would become fully operational in Nigeria.
IslamRe: Ruling On Eating Onion And Garlic by punisha: 11:21am On Nov 06, 2020
turawaa:
Ruling on Sleeping

1-Dust your bed

2-Recite the 3 QUL's to your palm and blow the breeze to your hand n rob all over your body.

3- It is advisable to jot down your debtors and creditors before sleeping because sleeping is considered semi-dead.

4- Sleep on your Sides don't face down or sleep on your chest.

5- when up from bad nightmare, change from your side of sleeping to other side and Seeking protection from Shaitan.

Thanks for seeking knowledge
Awesome!
Pooing nko?
PoliticsRe: FRSC To Carry Guns – House Of Representatives by punisha: 11:05am On Nov 06, 2020
Hehehehehehe....This is one chaotic country.

Police are still crying that they were being killed like chicken. I pity FRSC. I remember one woman whose perishable food items were seized cos driver didn't roger.
Her goods spoilt as they held the car for days. Her capital lost. The elderly woman swore to diabolically make them regret what they did to her and called out their names astonishingly.

Her goods could have been released
They had nothing to do with the car but they chose to be that wicked.

Problem isn't with only the NPF.
The corrupt system is everywhere.
Give them guns o...but just know that when push comes to shove, their own story will be worse than NPF.
Navy, NIS and NDLEA needs to be studied even with guns, they are well trained.
IslamRe: Ruling On Eating Onion And Garlic by punisha: 10:57am On Nov 06, 2020
No ruling for sleeping? shocked
CrimeRe: #endsars Protests: Policeman, His Wife, Three Children Killed By Angry Youths by punisha: 9:16am On Nov 06, 2020
No single fuccks given.

For every action , there is always a reaction.
If another protest should happen, it will be worse. I know this because there isn't a single person who hasn't been affected by the wickedness NPF metes out.
If not u directly, a cousin or friend or colleague.
A lot of innocent people r still awaiting trials thanks to them.

Appears the uniform made them above the law, now they know they are useless and easy preys and it should make them sit up and do their jobs proper.
CrimeRe: Police Killed My Sister A Day Before Her NYSC Passing Out - Lady To Panel by punisha: 9:13am On Nov 06, 2020
I remember how this story drew the attention of many that year....sadly nothing was done about it.
These old men have nothing to offer.
Believe them at your own peril.
Benjamin peter may have even gotten promoted since then.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election 2020: President Trump Gives Reasons As He Rejects Election Results by punisha: 9:07am On Nov 06, 2020
I agree.
Tinubu is behind this.
CrimeRe: ''I Was Locked Up Without Food For 4days'' - Libya Returnee Shares Her Sad Exper by punisha: 9:03am On Nov 06, 2020
Nigerians get mind sha...
For some of them I know it's ignorance and lies fed them about a better life somewhere in europe only for them to end up in Libya.
The ones I don't pity are those who set out on this journey knowing fully well that they r using the Libya route and can't even make proper enquiries about what awaits them.

This illegal operation can easily be stopped but then money must be made by the people at the top and on both sides.
PoliticsRe: Baylesa Belongs To Jigawa, The Oil In Delta Belong To Jigawa by punisha: 8:56am On Nov 06, 2020
Yes you are correct...
U should also know that ur brain doesn't belong in your head, it belongs to a dump.
CelebritiesRe: This Woman’s Unbelievable Makeup Transformation Will Totally Blow Your Mind by punisha: 8:37am On Nov 06, 2020
Nice art work...
Very creative.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Name Dropped As Two Former British Model Besties Fight (Photos) by punisha: 8:35am On Nov 06, 2020
So Eva left Father and followed Davido?
Lol. OBO the boss.
RomanceRe: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by punisha:
grin

..I can bet my neighbors balls that these girls also have boyfriends who ain't aware that they r fighting for someother guys attention.
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Trump Campaign Holds Press Briefing From Las Vegas, Nevada by punisha: 7:32pm On Nov 05, 2020
shocked
CrimeRe: This Is The World's Chilliest Person,(not Even Armed Robbers Could Scare Him) by punisha: 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2020
This man definitely has a problem he feels is weightier than everything else and doesn't give a hoot about dying.
Death maybe all he even wants.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Meets Laycon For The First Time (Video) by punisha: 8:30am On Nov 05, 2020
oforjide:
he is even lucky Erica acknowledge his mentality, With the kind of miscreants this boy has as fans I doubt if any reasonable and responsible lady will like to associate herself with him. Laycon has the most stupid,useless and bingolistic fanbase in this world
A pained soul.
Avoid sniper chief abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Andiswa Selepe, 16-Year-Old South African Model With The Curves Of An Adult by punisha: 1:49am On Nov 05, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
She's 16 and may be naturally endowed. But here is a photo of her that makes me raise my eyebrows.

I drew the red line on an app to point to that curve.

The rest of her body just looks way different from her hips.
Was gonna doubt too but then I saw the shadow.
That can't be photoshop.
CelebritiesRe: You Deserve A Wife Material Like Erica, Always Covering Her Body”- Man To Wizkid by punisha: 6:25pm On Nov 04, 2020
I just dey pity this guy. grin
Imagine daily prying in people live , yet they keep ignoring him like he don't exist.
RomanceRe: "Dbanj Is A Better Lover In Bed Than Don Jazzy"- Naija Lady Confesses(pics) by punisha: 6:16pm On Nov 04, 2020
Aunty should be given a historical award for foolishness.
Imagine an elaborate analysis of something you know nothing about.
What if te reverse is the case?
What do i know..only way to find out is to carry out a practical with she of course as the subject/gbola tester
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Replies Young Artist Who Drew Him As A Gorilla by punisha: 6:07pm On Nov 04, 2020
SAMBARRY:
lipsrsealed

I wonder why Burna boy doesn't find this offensive.its absolutely disrespectful and he seems not to realise art is a story in itself.it tells an unspoken story.those who read and see through art works will understand what I'm saying

It's debasing,PERIODT!
People like u no suppose dey around sniper.
The person he drew found humor in it...
U the unknown is crying fowl play.
I am hoping ur not amongst them people that will kill for making cartoon of their god
PetsRe: Pet Hen In China Eats Metal Screws Daily (Pics, Video) by punisha: 12:38pm On Nov 04, 2020
Smart okuko.

Why won't it get heavier? Who goes to gym when u can just swallow the whole dumbbell?
PoliticsRe: Love Or Curse: A 5mins Man With Wife But 2hrs While Cheating.. by punisha:
Wahala dey for who no get sexy wife with a banging body.
I must be lucky then.
We go as the spirit leads...it could be for 10mins or for 40. We could go rounds or just one each and we r ok.
Best sex ever has only been with my wife.
When I try to reminisce and pick out anyone from my past who it was better with, the search comes out as "error 404"
Only problem I got is we could stay days apart without it. When serious matters arise (pursuing money matter esp) club with ur wife, make her ur bestie, talk crazy stuff with her...that way u will also do same exploits u try doing with those ladies.
U r paying these girls to bang the heck outta them...u ain't paying ur wife nothing so focus on ur wife and make it count.
Trust me that she isn't voicing out her displeasure after ur 5mins sex doesn't mean she is happy. Make her happy o! The day u do, she will open up and tell u she loves the new u.

In addition,
One thing I know pisses men off is a woman who doesn't take good care of her self esp when u do ur best to make her happy. This can psychologically make men find someone else to spend their time with.

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