₦airaland Forum

Buying 6 buckets of bitter cola tomorrow.

This isn't stopping even if there's a penalty set aside for it.
Some people have cheating in their bloodstreams o!

Only way I'm buying Bumblebee is from a scrap yard like in the movies.

So Magu has been a sacrificial lamb...
Politics na dirty game.

Why is the Size of that pant bigger than that guys shoulders?
Who did u still her pant?
Relative of yokozuna?

This can only be a mental breakdown

She must have angered the tailor that made this....

Bia OP Biko add "women" to that list.
Don't u see NL boys everyday singing avoid women!

See better molue dey waste.

Mumu version 2.0

e be like d name obim dey burst brain...
Oya o... From now any babe I see is now obim.
End time pastor

youthsinitiativ:
See people wey dey preach social distancing...


Smh

What is this one saying?

Oga enjoy prison whilstyou r there.
You got what u ordered for.

He can't try family planning or a vasectomy?
But beat up a woman for taking in?
Who gave her the child she's bearing?
Illiteracy isn't good o.

Freedom comes with a price under APC administration.
So to defect is now a crime?
In saner climes, NPF wouldn't be existing till they all pass through psych evaluation.

bisi16:
Lol. Kenyan blogger!

U went far...
This one na mushin blogger.
I may slap myself later for reading this jargon.

Useless party.
May this confusion that has surrounded you people lead to the end of this miserable party that has only brought nothing but bad news to Nigerians.

Magu that has been acting chairman since 2015 that you want bubu to remove?!

This disintegration process is taking too long.

Somebody give them weapons to just kee themselves already so we have peace.

2years.
Was driving a mini cooper and rolling with black Eminem that year... Ask him, he'd testify to this.

This termites must be brought to book...

NwaNimo1:
18 no be child in the North........she was even old.

Buhari try for that matter......we've seen Northern Governors marrying 14 year egyptian poor girls self!

Bring it down a bit more to 12 years.

Lhasa's r just cute

Tissaia:
Average I-pigs going through withdrawal

People like you deserve to be locked up with that monkey.
You are totally unfit for the society.
How are you people so full of hate? Doesn't it consume u? dont u get tired? Every thread has to be turned to a tribal war zone for u.
Guy, go easy on your self. This is no way to live.

Well my people say that when a fish is in the water, the fish will now be swimming inside the water till u see the yam and it's not even as if he agreed to it. me I like pottage sha. So why?


#blacklivesmatter.

WILLuKPquiet:
You made complete sense bro.

and I was high on burnt beans when I wrote that o...

MMotimo:
Chores kwa? Women have suffered!

Has she finished the chores in her father's house that she will now become househelp in her boyfriend's house? God forbid bad thing!

See how many of u fail exam?
OP is talking about Courtship not people still doing bf n gf.

Courtship is a bare it all time.
Chores at this point are shared and not left for any individual.
U learn your strength and weakness during this period. Days away from taking your marital vows and legally married.
As a lady, u leave it all for your bobo during this period, e go shock u o. After wedding, he will jejely ignore all those things he used to do o!

Ladies, even if he likes let him say it's okay don't worry I'd do it, learn to assist or do things without being told that will make him appreciate you the more.
This period is what determines if this same man will keep cooking, fixing you breakfast in bed ,cleaning and running errands years after marriage and never for once feel it is your duty as the wife.

If perhaps he isn't doing any of those, he's looking for alternative ways to make ur life easy.
Courtship remains the blue print to whatever your marriage will look like.

Finnese001:
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth

2. Oga do fast nah

3. See this Osho free man, u like better to but you no want pay money

4. Make am 5k nah, I go fvck you well

5. You never release Has!!!

6. Na only fvck you pay for oo, no dey touch my breast

7. Bros abeg do, make I go hustle

8. Customer, customer how far nah.

9. Add 1k make I suck your prick.

10. See your small prick ( chuckles).

11. Wetin nah, since you dey do this thing you never cum, Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. How much you give me wey you dey find doggy

13. Come I will do you well today.

14. Abeg get up, e don do, naso una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na your mama leg you want Carry up, abeg respect yourself.

16. Wetin you drink come

17. Oga people dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry that condom comot here oo, no be una go use do juju.

19. Na talk you want talk abi na fvck.

20. Hian!!! Abeg I no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1500 you want change style

22. No dey turn turn me like that Biko.

23. Oga I swear if this condom burst, you must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow come fvck better Toto.

25. Fine boy come nah, I will do you from the back.

26. Abeg I no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make I see that boil for your prick, na so una go dey carry disease.

28. This one don pass short time oo

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi you want share goloria give me

30. Hang your cloth for that nail

31. This your prick big oo, you go add money


Add your own

It really must not be easy being you.
Pls do make sure u go for HIV and other transmittable diseases screening often.

Wifey's food is like using clippers to cut your hair.
Side chic's food is like picking ur hair strands one by one in a bid to cut your hair too.
Thunder faya that mumu side chic wey go cook better pass my wife.