₦airaland Forum

Openbusiness:
If your gbola is not long like 8" up, then you can never enjoy fat girls. You won't even be able to go in more than 2" if you try doggy, cuz the fats thighs and fat yansh will be blocking your movement, and ur gbola will be removing all the time and you can't maintain a rhythmic knacking. Na rhythmic knacking sure pass for woman to cum, so a guy with a short gbola can never satisfy them. Av tasted them all: slim, thick, chubby, regular, short, tall, lightweight, heavy and come to a scientific conclusion in the knacking experiments that lightweight LEPA girls with thigh gaps are the best. And all over the world, this theory holds true. That's why when it comes to knacking, LEPA girls are called "fun size". Fat girls are good for smooching and cuddling only, and good to use as pillow for your head when you rest.

Tuale sir.
We did things..
U my friend have done many things...

If u r not getting shocked, u r getting saddened.
Seeing it's something u have efficiently done. We say keep saddening sir

I just asked someone this question days ago....
How sex with thick ladies work.
If the cane do doggy and all.
Funny that I never explored to that area.
I know some thick pretty ladies.
Curiosity killed the cat they say....would have been worth trying so I can be sure to say I tried it all, but ending up like the dead cat isn't cool right now.

heniford2:
you said a year 1200 dollars you know how much e be if the give me that money dat lady its on weed

Looool

Babzrockman:
Before nko.... Na my advice u go follow?
Obaseki self is a very unstable human being and politician

None of them stable bros...
Sick set of idiaaaaaaats with power vested on them.

ChizzyBuna:
Quit smoking weed bro

Why do this everytime?

Still no rehabilitation process will be offered.

A government that has failed it's people.

A government that remembers the masses only during election campaigning.

$1200 will feed some people in Nigeria for a year LMAO.

Try porting to Naija

5mins with this guy is all I need.
By the time I redesign his head, his brain will arrange.

[quote author=VirginFinder post=90774094][/quote]Find your virgins and leave him and his grammar..

hisgrace090:
Nigerian govt and banks will find a way of charging anyone that makes use of it.

Then charge u for using a mobile phone afterwards.

Feels Like eating hot yam riding a bike

I fear my wife!
Hehehehehehe

OZAOEKPE:
May it consume them IJN, they knew but hid it and their citizens in twitter were busy blaming the USA.

Hehehehehe.... I feel your pain bro.
Those Asians are mean.
Being the number 1 world power is all they got on their plate now.
May confusion set in amongst them too.

I just hope she thought this through.
Calling him out without an evidence will not end well for her.
If she has one.... Then I wish her well.
R. Kelly went from loved to most hated. He could be our Nigerian R. Kelly.
Say No To Rape!

If the cane will rid us of another upcoming mad person, then they should flog her some more.

Bingo and Billy... Nice work boys.

PDP wins this I buy gala for everyone on this thread.

Nezzjnr:
He meant your Weed supplier

No bro, yes the supplier has finished but the battery is remaining...

Hunchogee:
Please is Cross River state not Akwa Ibom ooo

Ignorance isn't bliss.
Google is your friend.

If he ain't autistic, then there r chances that all he watched on TV are violent movies with car crashes or fight and the only language he knows is violence. He will get over it soon.

Reopening isn't a bad idea.
Only difference is that we can't monitor and enforce it compared to other countries.
Rogue officials will only use the opportunity to get richer.
Compliance in Nigeria be like war.

Oh no! Why did he died?

Isn't this as a result of bad parenting?

At two years your kids should have learnt to behave themselves. The oldest will even be in charge of his siblings.

Kids learn fast.
If the first TV was broken and u didn't address it... Then expect them to break on.

Incomplete list...

for those churches that like singing "hold somebody tell him that u love him" at the end of service:

Wear condoms.
Wear rubber gloves
Wear rubber boots.
Wear shower caps and hair nets.