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Our amiable drunkard GEJ, we know where ur problem lies.

They have in vain tried to paint u black.

Ur shortcomings were child's play compared to the present administration.

I think it's best to stop replying them sir. Facts don't lie...

Won't be surprised if they start asking for ransom for the dead body.

Imagine kidnapping someone like Abachas body that year....hehehehe.

Nothing wey we no go see for naija

Either she extremely likes u and don't wanna treat u like she does other men... (seeking something different from what she gets from other men isn't a crime...obviously she wants u not to treat her like a hoeee if perhaps she's threading that path...

Or u ain't man enough for her.

Seeing that u just want to chop kpomo and clean mouth (which is why u ended up condemning her at the end and forgetting that she's human and not perfect. Men trooping in and outta her place don't give u the right to trash talk her besides u never caught her in the act. It has been hear say and mere boasts and banters associated with guys. You haven't heard from her either nor have u confronted her with what u heard.)
I'd suggest u shield ur dick Oga before u lose a gurl who loves u.

OP I know u r a bloody liar.... But these paintings are so hilarious.

It made my day.

Even though I have Atikulated...

I know iberiberism when I see one....

Please...please and please let Lai Mohammeds ability and finesse in the art of lying end and die with them all biko

People's husbands, uncles, brothers, cousins being slaughtered.

They will threaten to court martial them if they refuse to go into battle with outdated hardwares.

Meanwhile, these basssstards (BH) are continually supplied with the best of weapons and gadgets by their sponsors.

Known sponsors which these our top politicians don't want to point out, simply because they are all gaining from it.

Cuppy set her bar levels.... So she should expect worse.

Speedy isn't below par. Shebi na entertainers and known persons she dey like deal with.

So we can all assume that disparity doesn't come into play here.

Abeg give speedy a chance.

Do not give up Bro Speedy. Keep persisting o Jare.

What meaningless fuckery did I just read?

Entertainer my left bum.

Nothing normal about him living alone and wife living with her parents.

Even Michael Jackson who's still earning crazy cash after death did not do this one...

OP you and d kwamyam or whatever are mad.

Sometimes, I feel like I'm too hard on APC, and just whenever I decide to give them another chance...

They remind me of how a leopard never changes its spots.

Last one caught my attention.

Crooked Genius.

Continuation.....





Lorine and I went to the saloon to get our hair and makeup done. She wanted me to take a picture of her new do. We had taken a couple of selfies already.But she wanted a full length so she asked me to take a picture of her with my phone. As I tried to take the picture,I fumbled with eh phone and mistakenly touched the gallery icon. A nude picture of Lorine showed on the screen and I was shocked because I was not expecting it.

Instantly,I closed the picture but I was already curious. Later when Lorine went to use the ladies,I quickly took her phone again and this time,scrolled through her picture gallery. It was then that I saw that she had nude pictures of herself and her ex boyfriend,Frank. I could not believe my eyes. I kept her phone back. On our way home,I asked her why she had those nude pictures and she got angry that I went through her phone.

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Later on,she explained to me that she was just playing with Frank and nothing serious. She said she just wanted to have a little fun before she finally got married to a pastor whom she fears will not be as fun as Franks used to be. I was very disappointed in her and told her so. If her fiance found out,he would call off the marriage.

My friend promised to end the ‘fun’ with Frank and begged me not to say anything.I wondered why she had the pictures in her phone,was she not afraid of being caught?She said her fiance does not check her phone because he trusts her. I felt really bad for the fiance.

Two Sundays ago,Lorine was at my place and she was on the phone for almost one hour. I knew she was talking to Frank but she said it was her aunt in UK she was talking to.My friend is lying and cheating on a pastor that she wants to marry in less than two months…I really fear for her…she might loose this good man…

Please what should I do to stop her from hurting herself? I have talked to her again but she appears to be adamant. Now,she hides his name as a different name on her phone. I threatened to tell her fiance if she didn’t stop this nonsense but she said I was just jealous of her.

This is already affecting her relationship.Her fiance asked me recently if everything is ok with my friend,he says that they have been arguing a lot these days. I know its because of that stupid Frank. Please what do I do,how do I help my friend before its too late. She already called me jealous…should I do anything or just mind my own business?

Two attention seeking perverts...

I'm sure he exerted the bottled up anger from being embarrassed on wizkids stage from d other night on the poor doll.

I can imagine the trauma the doll is facing in the hands of these loonatics!

Wow the make up artist is exceptionally good.

We have talents wasting in Nigeria sha.

2days ago I saw an FRSC official trying to block a car that won't stop,

The guy had to leave the road when he saw d driver wasn't stopping.

Drama didn't end there, the FRSC dude gave d car a karate kick as it passed by.

He seemed relieved that he at least kicked d car and his shoulders were raised high like he achieved a feat.

Truth is we have many Mad Men in uniforms.

Now imagine what will happen when you give FRSC officials guns to carry.

Guyman still didn't give up after being caught Chai!

The boldness these boys have eh...

No wonder they don't hesitate to use people for rituals.

Most churches have done more harm than good.

Apparently she didn't know that this particular marriage supersedes the so called church marriage and

the church's ability to Wed ,if it wasn't backed by law would've been useless.

Shebi the church wey go Wed her go dey licensed finally?

geadom:
The new way Yahoo boys spray money at occasions these days are alarming, causing more troubles and bridging the CBN rules about our currency, the worst part of it is that most of this guys does this as if the country is not facing any Economic challenges as many families find it difficult to even feed for a meal a day.

Dude, go n sleep.
We have bigger issues than this.
U remind me of that guy that couldn't get mtn free data working on his line,
So he had to report to mtn to stop others from getting and enjoying the freebies.
Never envy another man's wealth...Legally earned or not.
Work hard and stay focused. The art of money spraying didn't start today and it will only take d govt to enforce compliance and effect change.

SECONDED!!!!

Anyone who enjoys anal sex has mental issues.

Party of confusion

Everyone be advising upandan.

Pls can they come and warn this man that parked into the next compound for us.

Appears it's just him and the security for now. If he's married or not we don't know.

but his voice is so loud as if he swallowed a megaphone,

always screaming the security guy's name upandan and can't stay up-to 5mins without calling d poor guy

Today that is public holiday this man's voice woke us up by 5am.

Oya advisers over to u...

Nothing surprising here o!

These men are no different from toto dikeh and co. Who live for the gram...

They live in harmony.

The make believe drama is what keeps us entertained.

“Our concern is they are becoming stronger and more deadly almost on a weekly basis, the military needs to rise above this, more manpower and intelligence gathering is needed to be deployed,” the official said.



I and my family are leaving this poohole before election...
We r going "aburod" Kenya, Cotonou, France...anywhere but here!!!
Fulani herdsmen was a test run.
Main action kicks off when and if the cabal wins 2019 election.

The way we celebrate and make irrelevant things/people relevant in Nigeria weak me o!

Soon now, this one will have millions of followers on IG because silly and hungry bloggers won't just ignore him.

We will get u a geepee tank to continue your weeping.
Awon professional weeper.

Meanwhile, I'd suggest u stay away from weed
It isn't just helping ur life right now Mr SIMPLYkush

SIMPLYkush:
nobody is talking about this boy being a cultist, but innocent boys who kill for their first time will be arrested, I weep for this nation

We have been patiently waiting for this fire all year....

and as usual it's d data collection centre that gets to go down in flames.

This ain't 1983...we long left the hdd option of saving documents. Clouds are now in existence for securing classified

Files and information....but all this one's no concern apc the safe heaven of criminals.

Sometimes I feel Oshiomole is a mole....

Other times I feel he has the penchant to naturally defy orders and protocols.

A clear case of taking a certified tout off the streets of ngwa rd to Birmingham and expecting him to behave sanely for a day.

Hehehehehehehe...

This one sweet me.

Amosun, Rocha's...

Do not agree oooooo....

It's a simple sturvs. Since they want to be mad, follow them and scatter d parry.

Bunch of looonatikz.

I'd rather eat 12 cupss of aki na ukwa and have a massive headache, toothache possibly than listen to Amaechi.

this men (apc cohorts) have made the art of lying lose its value.

"forgive the crime, forget the person"

This one's bitterness won't let her forgive nor forget and move on kai.