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I wan play detective small.....
1. How did Authority01 know that Lilodez is a she when its not even stated on the profile of lilodez?
2. Why would Authority01 claim to be explaining what lilodez meant by that initial post?
3. Which one of you knows where Nonybose is, i mean present location.
4. Which one of you has met another member of this thread in person?
5. How can u tell when an info is genuine?
6. Assuming Nonybose got a call this morning, don't u think anxiety would have made him/her share that info here immediately?

@lilodez...why didn't u address Authority01's claim that you had gotten your letter?

The truth is this, if anyone has an uncle on the board of a FG agency, the person won't be here waiting for info from some other poster..it just doesn't make sense.

It's amazing how every new member on this thread seems to have sources, i heard this i heard that....as in ehn, amazing is an understatement.

Nonybose: Wht shall i say unto the lord,all i have to say is THANK u GOD,the letter's is out

It won't be fair if you're playing a prank o....heartbeat don dey stop o..hehehe

Clowns have invaded this thread o...the person behind that Authority handle registered on nairaland about 20mins ago and posted. Isn't that strange....hehehehe

timbs001: culled from leadership newspaper online

NSITF, NECA Inaugurate Joint Committee On Workplace Safety
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Wed, 11/04/2012 - 5:35pm | AGENCY REPORT

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The Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund (NSITF) in collaboration with the Nigeria Employers Consultative Association (NECA), on Wednesday in Abuja, inaugurated a joint committee on safety in the workplace.

Inaugurating the committee, Dr Mrs Ngozi Olejeme, the Chairman Board of Directors of NSITF, said the committee would effectively implement the safe work intervention project of the fund.

She said the committee would ensure compliance with the Employees’ Compensation Act (ECA) and acceptance of the scheme by employers of labour.

Olejeme said that NSITF and NECA would work together on the project to conduct regular audit of Occupational Health and Safety Infrastructure to ascertain the level of compliance with existing laws.

She explained that the two organisations, through the committee, would no longer take lightly issues bothering on non-compliance with the ECA.

``The joint committee is to identify and intervene appropriately in improving the health and safety infrastructure of companies/employers, which facilities fall below acceptable standards.

``The committee is to execute capacity building programmes on an on-going basis for contributors to the scheme.

``It will also conduct annual employer/NSITF interactive forum in the six geo-political zones of the federation to facilitate compliance and prompt payment of contributions.”

She disclosed that an annual employers’ forum would henceforth be organised and employers who complied with the scheme would be recognised and rewarded.

Olejeme said that NACA would function as the project's manager and would spearhead the implementation of the scheme.

She blamed the inability of the project to take off in the first quarter of 2012 as scheduled on budgetary constraints and urged the committee to ensure that they made up for the time lost.

In his remark, the Director-General of NECA, Mr Olusegun Oshinowo, said that the project was inspired by the realisation that human capacity was the most valuable asset in any business.

He stressed that the focus of NECA and NSITF was now more on the safety of workers and prevention of accidents, rather than on the payment of compensations in the event of accidents.

He said it was based on the understanding that no amount of money could replace a lost limb or life lost.

``To any business, the human capital is the most valuable asset and as your most valuable asset, common sense and enlightened self-interest dictates that you pay special attention to that very valuable asset.

``That is what has informed NECA’s interest in this project.

``Under this new dispensation of employees compensation act, our focus should be on safety: the objective of this programme is for us to make sure that we reduce to the barest minimum the incidence of injuries in the workplace.”

Oshinowo said that there shall be no hiding place for employers who failed to comply with the ECA.

“This project would make sure that it conducts audits on a regular basis of factory facilities that are on ground.

``There will be no hiding place for any employer that that has not prepared to either comply with the employees’ compensation Act or comply with the factory act.”

The Managing Director of NSITF, Alhaji Umar Abubakar, on his part, pledged the commitment of members of the committee to the success of the scheme.

Also speaking, Mr Tunji Olaopa, the Permanent Secretary in the ministry of labour, emphasised the importance of human capital development to the development of any nation.

He pledged the commitment of the ministry to ensuring the successful completion of the project.

Members of the committee include: NSITF’s Director of Projects, Mrs Helen Jemerigbe; Mr Tim Olawale, Mr Ibrahim Wakawa and Mr Weight Obua. (NAN)

Nowhere in all their publications in dailies have they talked about bringing in people, it's from one committee to another.

Rahym001: @puplin wen u are called tell them u ve to notify ur former employer and c wat happens, for ur info do u knw d number of unemployed in dis country, forumite did not call my source 2day to knw if there was a meetin but as soon as i do u will be informed

Dude, read up the thread again...i wasn't the one talking about standard practice. I actually said something to the contrary..ok?

Rahym001: Forumites like i said some days ago, orientation is billed for 23,text messages will soon start arrivin, i wont give a date due to the complexity of the machine, but xpect before 23 of april. I can bet with anybody on this. GBAM Forumites like i said some days ago, orientation is billed for 23,text messages will soon start arrivin, i wont give a date due to the complexity of the machine, but xpect before 23 of april. I can bet with anybody on this. GBAM

Bros, nobody go bet with you on this jor. This one wey u dey sound like u are part of the organising committee for the orientation and training. Me sef dey follow wait for 23rd to see if na true...even though am not an nsitf hopeful, God help u if nothing happens...hehehe

tuniski: My take any month dats up to 5th cannot be d same month for orientation and training. Standard practise is that @ least a month b4 training dat d list will be released because of those who are changing job and need to notify present employer!

Not in all cases o, not all employers care if you're changing jobs...that isn't their primary concern. I don see person wey do test, interview, medicals and resumed training with a bank and everything happened under 8wks

franco4christ: I no fit shout haaahaahaa!! Infact, i am dancing,Baba God U too much.Guys, check ur phones ooooo.

Yo phone dey my hand nah...hehehe, abi u don get another one?

Me i neva marry o but i fit tell when my babe dey hide something. As in....if to say her phone no ring, op for no find out about the tattoos? U live in the same house with your wife and u don't know when or how she got a tattoo, and u only saw it when she got out of bed...obviously, there is a disconnect somewhere.

Mr H2: you dont own her she can draw a tattoo whenever and wherever she wants. you dont get to decide for her even though she's married to you.

Kemmeya, u b beta mum, na ur typ woman go control till u die. If a wife, who is suppsd 2 1 body wit d husby, will do such a thing witout her husbys consent, den u must b a fool.

U aren't making sense o, why u dey diss person wey dey speak same thing with u

kemmeye: you dont own her she can draw a tattoo whenever and wherever she wants. you dont get to decide for her even though she's married to you

oh c'mon...when you're married, the 'I' turns to 'We'. It's more like being in a business relationship/partnership, u don't take business decisions behind your partners' back.

uchman77: we have done ours so lets wait for God to fufil his promise.just cont to pray 4 ur phone wil ring shortly as i said this wk cos orientation comes up from 23rd to 28th of this mt. by his grace.

I love this confidence wey u get so...issorait

I actually witnessed a bullion van robbery about 2yrs ago in owerri. Twas like an action film, come and see how they pumped bullets into the bullet proof van till the van no fit move again. Funny thing is, the van was moving with 3 escort vehicles so mopol wey dey inside go be like 20 & they all ran for their lives. Then, this young guy just opened the side door and ran into my grandma village...i wonder how he wasnt hit by any bullet. Then the robbers used gas cylinder to break open the vault and left with 4 5ft long round bags, i can only imagine how much was in those bags. Oh, i was on d roof of my grandma house while all d drama ensued.

Mr Rector: @flex i can agree with ur line of tot, but the only problem u have is ur mode of presentation

As in ehn, imagine this guy being a doctor.....'sorry madam, but I think u should just go home and die'

Flex_sexybone: Puplin if there is any retard here, then its you. Since you came, you havent said anything good aside cracking your "i must be basket mouth/i go die" jokes.

N/B:any were you see slowpoke, then know that i either typed in M O R O N'or R E T A R D'as for this particular post the later is what i used.

Since I came? Need I remind u that u met me on this thread, ok u are too R E T A R D E D to notice. As nobody gree buy your fairly used bold 2 & noone seems to be interested in your nnpc talk....pls, is it not wise for u to zip it? Again you're too R E T A R D E D to read between the lines. Ok...i know your problem, you don't know you're actually R E T A R D E D.

Chai..this ur craze no get part 2 o. Raw, undiluted craze...as in ehn, it is there to stay. Hehehe.....even the devil fit quote any bible passage o, how much more a crazeman..issorait, fellow compatriots...waa wa alright

Flex_sexybone: I can't help laughing out loud at ur comments. Fellow NSITF hopefuls the truth is bitter BUT it must be said.

Na u be senior slowpoke, dem kuku don dey bind u already, attention seeker oshi.Dey dia dey wait for nnpc to start recruitment o..uglybone

Flex_sexybone: @Illodez, there is no need swearing and cursing someone who has decided to voice what others are so afraid to say. Am also an NSITF hopeful. Am not disputing the power of God cos I also believe in him. I didn't at any point in time say that NSITF won't recruit I just said they won't recruit now so there is no need saying the list will come out soon cos that's false news and we should learn how to accept the things we can't change and stop deceiving ourselves.

I can bet with my big mouth say u no even write the test not to even talk of being hopeful. U berra goan find another thread...dis ones dey bind people o.

Flex_sexybone: Bringing in fresh workers is not what NSITF is thinking right now, they are still organising themselves for eventual take-off. All those whose source are telling any thing contrary is just being deceived or will I say being told what he/she wants to hear(being consoled).Nobody in NSITF is sure when the new workers will be called.

Like say that first one wey u post no do, u cum post another one..hehehe, issorait..so u have sources too, abi?

Flex_sexybone: Bringing in fresh workers is not what NSITF is thinking right now, they are still organising themselves for eventual take-off. All those whose source are telling any thing contrary is just being deceived or will I say being told what he/she wants to hear(being consoled).Nobody in NSITF is sure when the new workers will be called.

Like say that first one wey u post no do, u cum post another one..hehehe, horde.

Flex_sexybone: This forum is a very funny one indeed. For ur info, the list is not coming out soon. Take it from someone that has been around lomg enough to know what's on ground.
@ Ela-nick:u sure say na ur name the mystery man see? Beware of 419ers. Don't say I didn't warn u.

Hehehehe....u sure say no be because pple no respond to your nnpc sumtin naim u begin vomit so? I can see you've truly being around lomg enough. NNPC threads boku for NL, abi u no know?

chuqudy: I got a job in Union Bank last 2 months. My monthly salary is 480 thousand naira.

Chukwudi nna mehn, two fingers in the air. U still dey sleep, wake up jor!!

makonko: Don't just jump into conclusion.

Issokay, some people find love in strange places, right? E be like say u sef no know say d babe & her mystery caller don compile d list finish...na to dey ask if she single remain, abi?

Mr Rector: @ela-nick lets toast 4 ur god has answered ur prayer am happy 4 u. Pls re u single cos am interested

Dis one no dey find work again o, na who e go shag e dey find. Issorai

Some of u people ehn, na only God go save una. Sombori see ur name for list wey neva comot, instead make u keep quiet n keep praying...u dey here dey rejoice. Issorai.. witches & wizards dey NL o

franco4christ: Just got a vision that tangible info will drop next week.lets keep our fingers crossed and please, prayer warriors in the house, we need to intensify the praying and fasting.

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......"This year's val was a good one.I got a big ikebe for my enjoyment.Hmm,I can still taste it"....

God must have done a good work on you so tey u don dey see vision now. Abi no be u post that thing? Issorait

timbs001: @adah25, thanks for the prompt and timely update.
@puplin , why do I keep thinking that you are one of the oldies that registered a new account just to play pranks on us
@all, what God has started, he will finish.Amen

Hehehe....u don tag me controversial...ok nau, ba matsala

reinedamse: Issorait!
As una don talk say dis na public forum so anybody get right to yarn anything even if na opaks,me sef get special number*picks up my stainless steel plate and cutleries and starts singing in ayefele's voice*
Gbe mi lo si,ibi giga
Oluwa jowoooooooooo
Wa gbe mi soke
Isale ti sun mi
Ge ge ge ge mi

Hehehe...no be me talk say make u yarn opaks o..if some people gbab u ehn, dem go use your nose blow beagle o.
All I'm preaching here is patience...make una no bring yeye yeye sickness enta we body sake of say nsitf neva call. Lagbaja sef talk am...'ani lati gbadura gidi'.....prayer is the master key.

adah25: this thread ehn! LMAO
Abeg make una relax wetin, wat is urs is urs... Just got confirmed info dat the names aren't upto 1400 sef and somebori don dey talk another thing. my source said that dey deliberated on the list today and by tuesday we will hear from them, dat is wat my source said b4 some pple go misquote me o!Have fun jare God is on the throne. as for me nobody, recommended or not will take my place.*Singing wit stacy jare*

Na your kind spirit I gbadun jor, wetin go be go be...coolu coolu, coolu temper!!!

reinedamse: no i disagree with you uzzi.this is a public forum and dis thread was opened for and dedicated to nsitf hopefuls.anyone commenting on this thread is expected to say something relevant to the topic.
if stacydash wants to praise God,he/she can do that within the confinements of her room.coming here to shout praise the Lord and running off just like dat is totally unacceptable.
Yea everyone has a right to praise GOD however they deem fit but its unfair to do something you know fully well is capable of tensing people up.

You don talk am say na PUBLIC forum, there are no rules governing contents of posts whatsoever.. anybody fit post anything that comes to mind. Na u go sabi as u no go let the thing dey make your heart pound faster. This is the world wide web.