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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend's Birthday Turned Out To Be My Worst Day(photo) by purem(m): 10:12am On Mar 27, 2018
Heartmender1:


He he he

If that's what you want to hear, that's my second whips and already into land business

I'm still a student in my early 20 tongue


And here you're complaining of ordinary bills that may be up to 10k

Abeg someone should help me to calculate this OP sense if it's up to 0%
Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend's Birthday Turned Out To Be My Worst Day(photo) by purem(m): 10:11am On Mar 27, 2018
Heartmender1:


He he he

If that's what you want to hear, that's my second whips and already into land business

I'm still a student in my early 20 tongue


And here you're complaining of ordinary bills that may be up to 10k

Abeg someone should help me and this OP sense if it's up to 0%
Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend's Birthday Turned Out To Be My Worst Day(photo) by purem(m): 10:05am On Mar 27, 2018
Pataricatering:
I’m a woman and I can drive better than most of the guys I know ! There are plenty of men I encounter that drive rubbish , abeg .


So should I remove one of my balls for you


Don't worry my car is on the way I will be driving more you tongue
Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend's Birthday Turned Out To Be My Worst Day(photo) by purem(m): 9:58am On Mar 27, 2018
Prechbills:
Nigga get over the shít.. pay for the fvcking bills and move on.. this is the reason why I hate broke guys, you got a car don't say trash here.. pay those fvcking bills.. say no to brokeness dude, you subscribed to this when you decided to date a lady from a poor home(that's probably why she never knew how to drive) give those old women some cash


Madness is in your gene

And if we look between the lines very well we should know that you're an empty barrel


Is it a must for you to intimidate others with what you're not

Mumu
Family / Re: My Husband Starves Me Of Sex – Pregnant Wife Tells Court by purem(m): 5:23am On Mar 27, 2018
Some women just love sex sha

If her husband is been fvckin her so hard abet she wouldn't mind even if the other issues is affecting her so badly....

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Actress Tonto Dikeh On Instagram She Replied With Next Picture by purem(m): 4:49am On Mar 27, 2018
Was she not the same bitch that did a surgical operation on her skin?


Now listen to me LovePeddler if you're reading

The need to change your physical flesh to artificial one arose when you're not okay with the reflection in the mirror, however that skin you're changing, there are countless people that wish and pray to have this type of body.


No matter how expensive an artificial is it can never withstand the originality of a naturality

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Religion / Re: Chinese Woman Arrested For Preaching To President Xi by purem(m): 10:03pm On Mar 26, 2018
dalaman:


grin grin grin

This butterflyliar is very hilarious. He is lying and he KNOWS it which makes it worse for him.

He dropped verses that do NOT show in any way how he observes or interacts with his God personally in anyway without sight, smell, touch and hearing yet he is still yapping total nonsense.



Dat guy matter don tire most people sef

He claimed he's not a theist but he's worst than the dumbest theist

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Romance / Re: Can You Trust A Lady With Over 1000 Friends On Facebook(pictures) by purem(m): 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2018
unknownsolja:


as they say na fly way no day hear word they follow body enter 6feet.most times we must listen to our mind and it was a relationship that would lead to marriage.but the social media stuff turned me off

Alright bro I understand you

Infact am also in the same position with you

There is nothing more boring to me than chatting with a girl that I know she's chatting with another dude

She won't reply ya msg in time
Politics / Re: Bill Gates Tells Nigerian Leaders To 'face Facts' So They Can Make Progress by purem(m): 9:53pm On Mar 26, 2018
Gate please comman buy buhari he will do very well in ya farm if you have any
Romance / Re: Can You Trust A Lady With Over 1000 Friends On Facebook(pictures) by purem(m): 9:46pm On Mar 26, 2018
Alright I wouldn't try that unless if the OP is been starving for self-esteem then I may risk going to the kitchen even if it's still hot undecided
Education / Re: Please I Need Some Clarifying Answer by purem(m): 9:44pm On Mar 26, 2018
Well the answer you're looking for, am not in a position to give you

I only want to comment just INCASE

However if this post made it to that INCASE I mentioned above trust me you gonna get more than the answers you bargain for.
Crime / Re: 2 Generator Thieves Beaten In Ikom, Cross River State (Graphic Photos) by purem(m): 9:22pm On Mar 26, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS HOW
ARE YOU TODAY. .
OH SORRY I FORGOT. YOU
GUYS ARE STILL SUFFERING IN
THAT SHITHOLE, NOT GOOD,
DEVASTATED, HUNGRY, WRETCHED, POOR AND WITH NO HOPE FOR A BETTER
FUTURE.
SORRY THO. OVER HERE IN UK
LIFE IS GOOD FOR US. WE ARE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.





See mumu

U dey 4 UK only inside ya dream

Empty barrel make the loudest noise
Celebrities / Re: E-money, Wife Juliet Okonkwo And Kcee Look Fabulous In New Photo by purem(m): 9:04pm On Mar 26, 2018
IamAirforce1:


My latest single "Oya Na" just got over 1k views on YouTube and over 600 downloads and still counting


Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_n59G3z3Zg


Go cop it



This shiit make it obvious that music isn't for you

I advise you and your terrible voice homie to look for a menial job

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Religion / Re: Would Heaven Not Be Boring? by purem(m): 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2018
Butterflyleo:


Psychiatrists disagree with you and actually call you the mumu read below




They say you have a mental disorder.

Who has a mental disorder between me and you

Have you forgotten when you said you're not a theist (theologies) but you can carry any matter concerning religion 4 head pass 50 volatile theist combined together

By the way where the fvck did pull out those shiits u posted up there from
Religion / Re: Atheists Can Ask Me Any Question by purem(m): 3:04pm On Mar 26, 2018
iamwhat:
Am a Jesus believer and I feel like answering Atheists questions today.

Who is God and who is Jesus?

Please read this before you proceed to your answer



We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1
If you are confused �,

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus



Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.



Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.



Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus



Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.



Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.


Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.
Who is God?
Jesus.



Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?
Only one God.

Where's Jesus?

He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.


Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.
Then how are they seated?

On one chair
Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.


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Religion / Re: Would Heaven Not Be Boring? by purem(m): 2:53pm On Mar 26, 2018
Emmanystone:

Very poor you. When that demon inside of you leaves when you die, then your eye go clear. Heaven go dey boring, so good luck in eternal fire. Hahahahahaha. If only you know.


You ehn even your imaginary God sef doesn't understand how the whitish manures in your head works.


Religion has really exposed how stupid/gullible you can be


Abeg yan me, inside you and butterflyleo abi na lion who mumu past?

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Religion / Re: God Is Older... by purem(m): 2:46pm On Mar 26, 2018
Amen
Romance / Re: How Instagram Slay Mama Scammed Me by purem(m): 10:00am On Mar 26, 2018
MyNewJackeT:


Spanish fly is a liquid that is put in a drink (soft drink in particular) to make a guy or girl become Hot for sex, it's in a golden sachet.

It's a criminal act to put it in a drink but as long as the person doesn't know, it has no taste or colour, or odour when put in drinks or water, it's potency reduces drastically when added in alcohol


So o bruv bet where can one get this?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Stormy Daniels: "Donald Trump Did Not Use A Condom When We Had Sex" by purem(m): 9:10am On Mar 26, 2018
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Sex With Brother Backfires by purem(m): 12:55pm On Mar 25, 2018
There is nothing wrong with incest after all people are doing homosexuality

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Stuns At Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar's Wedding In Lagos by purem(m): 12:14pm On Mar 25, 2018

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Religion / Christians If Your Pastor Turns Stone To Bread Will You Eat It? by purem(m): 12:04pm On Mar 25, 2018
As first did by Jesus Christ in numerous occasions

So if your pastor claim that the spirit of Jesus Christ has come upon him to do so and that's why it was done and further ask you to take it as holy communion


Would you take it as a good Christian who believes his/her pastor?
Religion / Re: Christians Explain The Validity Of The Statement "Give Your Life To Jesus" by purem(m): 10:22am On Mar 25, 2018
Butterflyleo:


Exactly and that confirms 1st Corinthians 2:14


What are the spiritual things

Holiness?
Religion / Re: Christians Explain The Validity Of The Statement "Give Your Life To Jesus" by purem(m): 10:13am On Mar 25, 2018
Butterflyleo:


If it was complication complicated I couldn't have been able to explain it.

It may be complication complicated to you, but not to me.


It wouldn't be complicated to you coz the explanation can only be explain to you by yourself without looking complicated.
Religion / Re: Christians Explain The Validity Of The Statement "Give Your Life To Jesus" by purem(m): 9:14am On Mar 25, 2018
Butterflyleo:


Ignorance to you does not imply difficulty to others.

Let me show you simply.





The life of the child is from the father. Mary was a sorrugate. Jesus was not of earthly CONCEPTION.





BEGOTTEN means TO COME FROM or better put, TO DERIVE FROM. Jesus in the flesh as God was God manifested in the flesh. His father (origin) made himself to dwell in flesh as Jesus.





Jesus wasn't a servant.





Gods fleshly manifestation died on the cross while his origin which was still there simply took back it's original position and resurrection occurred.




He was a messenger based on message he brought and not as a person.




As a fleshly extension of God and also a full representation of man, he had to show man how to worship, praise, pray to God whom he actually also was.





The name and person Jesus was born but his essence (spirit) has always existed. He was the word of God which was made flesh. He existed before the beginning but simply took on flesh for a time and for a purpose





Trinity




Still Trinity


THIS NONSENSE IS SIMPLY MUSLIM IGNORANCE ON DISPLAY. not surprised that an atheist would tow the same ignorance as an argument.


Complication explanation to explain an unexplainable myth undecided
Science/Technology / Re: Elon Musk Deletes Telsa and SpaceX's Facebook Page by purem(m): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018
MrMcJay:


You lack proper home training and a good education.

I pity your future.


And you lack SENSE
Religion / Re: Christians Explain The Validity Of The Statement "Give Your Life To Jesus" by purem(m): 8:17am On Mar 25, 2018
CuteMadridista:


We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1
If you are confused �,

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus



Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.



Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.



Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus



Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.



Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.


Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.
Who is God?
Jesus.



Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?
Only one God.

Where's Jesus?

He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.


Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.
Then how are they seated?

On one chair
Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.


This analysis got me laughing so loud

@butterflyleo

Feliximor and other theist is like you guys got some work to do here
Science/Technology / Re: Elon Musk Deletes Telsa and SpaceX's Facebook Page by purem(m): 7:55am On Mar 25, 2018
MrMcJay:


My friend, stop making a fool of yourself. You that can't construct a simple sentence in English have the guts to call Elon a dumbass?



You're madt

Am actually calling him that because he's been egocentric to Zuckerberg
Religion / Christians Explain The Validity Of The Statement "Give Your Life To Jesus" by purem(m): 6:46am On Mar 25, 2018
I think this is a nonsensical statement of all time


If Jesus was to be my father does it make sense to give him my own life while he already has his own?



Which one will I be using to serve him?
Romance / Re: Can I Bleep My Elder Brothers Wife by purem(m): 6:36am On Mar 25, 2018
amar3664:
I am 29 years old and i had affair with sister of my brothers wife,now she is getting married and now i have had relation with my brothers wife,she is 36 years old,and we had done everything without sex,now she has invited me for sex with her,can i go ahead and bang her..


On Sunday morning at exactly 6:28am

This is an indication that you've actually seen the reality of your life in the hands of your village people from your dream

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Politics / Re: 6 People Killed As Landslide Hit Nigeria by purem(m): 6:30am On Mar 25, 2018
WTF is landslide

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