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DeeTus:
Yeah. Glad you're getting it.

i'm not getting it.i've moved way past that stage.
ladys toast me thesedays
except my mouth close.if i speak english for just 12 minutes they faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover faint recover rolls outta thread

MrDojo:
Oga well done ooo...na me una they play with abi....

Lol@MrDojo yu weren't supposed to see that

Did Fayose say tyrannical Govt. I thot we said it that Fayose was waiting for Bubu and we'd welcome him back

DeeTus:
You're not 'unlucky' but being acting like a wussy. Stop trying too hard to woo women.

They should be the one to convince you. Have you talked to a girl and the next day she calls you trying to hook up with you

And said hope your girlfriend will not break my head if she sees me.

Women love what other women want.

@DeeTus OMG ! I duff my hat i love that line so true Women love what other women want. Perhaps the potential value's the case in his case.The dudes needs to exude more of potential in himself.Love her internally but act i can do without you..

Oliviaarims:
It really does seem sometimes that ladies don't know what they want.

But that's not always the case. Indecisiveness succinctly explains it. Ladies seem to have many options and they're looking out for the best pick. But it's never so easy to just pick one, the choice is hardly ever so simple. Every man around seems to have their high points as well as shortcomings, so they're left confused and aloof...and resort to playing games, hoping that time will help them make a decision on whom to stick with wholeheartedly and righteously.

It's a real problem, trust me.

@Oli baby we were busy playin with this guy in this thread.ur tone's damn serious,are u a medical doctor?

MrDojo:
noted.... Na to they wear armani and timberland be that... they chop turkey outside they drink garri inside...

u dnt nid armani or timberland to impress a girl.

Just dress clean.
Let me combination match
a wrist watch - 1k will do
nice shoe - 3 sets 3500 each like 10k
even if u rotate shirt e no min - 10 shirts first grade at cata is 250naira each.
buy a good perf like 2k.
shave ur hair regularly.
change ur fone dnt use those rubber band sh*ts,if ur fone no tight always leave it in ur pockt.if u want to give ur number ask for her fone use it to flash urs.give a lame excuse...i'v done this well well before..

whenerv she flashes as a big boi load 100naira and call.

simple.and before u knw it... the goal has scored

Blessograo:
find out yourself chat tomorrow i have exam in some hours

Okay.take it easy babe.all the best !

MrDojo:
I hear you...

@MrDojo a girl's second girl friend in Naija na credit.The third one theseddays na MB,if these 2 goons can walk with u in ur relationship walk.see u wnt be able to handle the reciprocated love o.

Try it.it doesnt fails women are not too unpredictive it's the same button for all of them either u have enouff or u change ur packaging and act llike u have enuff.dress beyond ur pocket shikena

MrDojo:
I hear you...

@MrDojo a girl's second girl friend in Niaj na credit.The third one theseddays na MB,if these 2 goons can walk with u in ur relationship walk.see u wnt be able to handle the reciprocated love o

Blessograo:
sorry it will take your guy to get to me in 3hrs by air or 22hrs by train+ 5hrs by bus [size=8pt][/size]

we go see,wats ur addy anyway?

MrDojo:
Nah I know how I play my cards..... And I've never been the "Nice" guy....

@Dojo if u'v bin nice before start actin different

if you've bin bad before start acting nice simple reverse the trend.and also u may have been dating diff girls but if u meet them in the same territory like a church it means uv been re-dating the same girl over and over change your place of picking them also girls from different areas act differently study the environment u pick them from,their character and then flow with the trend...if na club girl act the way they like,if na forum girl just buy her 1gb every month and ur good to go..Lol..damn i'm hot..

hope this helps

MrDojo:
Nah I know how I play my cards..... And I've never been the "Nice" guy....

@Dojo if u'v bin nice before start actin different

if you've bin bad before start acting nice simple reverse the trend.and also u may have been dating diff girls but if u meet them in the same territory like a church it means uv been re-dating the same girl over and over change your place of picking them also girls from different areas act differently study the environment u pick them from,their character and then flow with the trend...if na club girl act the way they like,if na forum girl just buy her 1gb every month and ur good to go..Lol..damn i'm hot..

Blessograo:
ntooorr i, think i'm gone now

me abi.. you'll say it in my presence.my goons are comin to pick ya up to me.I've contacted my guys in Guangzhou them dey cum.

Blessograo:
lol, i can only see your green face with 3 white teeth demarcated with black vertical lines like this

u will feel me in ur sheets tonite u will see.i'm coming thru d white walls of ur apt no worry u go see my very white teeh tru my dark face when i come.use some perf take a shower,make up.i'm coming..

amuokuko:
Nwanne leave long story...
u ve strong spiritual wife warding them off..

Karashika bu aha ya..

guy u wicked o.. Na ur area mind dey worry u which kind id be amuokuko shey na amuokoko ojo shibiri afromedia abi na agbara...na wa guy pack commot for those area see as e dey affect ur mind,u no fit even encourage the guy wey dey down,u come add more fire to him fire..i gentle for you o

DeeTus:
Hahaha thanks man. We solve problems for these guys, yet they do not appreciate.

Lol

Blessograo:
lol le le le le le le d:r:m:f:s;t:l:t:l:s abeg i wan sleep it's already past 2

lol back at you.. it's a lie le le ko le le ni.I force ur eyes open ? If una don lyk us finish una go dey run back into una shells..anyways go sleep dream of me.sheybi u remember my smiles..

MrDojo:
true talk.... i think i was just unlucky with those babes....but the way the thing happened repeatedly made me wonder what was happening...

@MrDojo this guys want to see you act dangerous act wild and not loving that shld be their roles not yours too much Mexican and Phillipines spam operas has affected ur mind.

Like Mourinho would say find your killer instinct...why do people love Mourinho than the average coach out there.it's the same anwer to your dating dilemma find your killer instinct.u may be born again make that one dey inside your mind.but act unpredictable and wild.i swear it,before u knw it they've opened up wild to you.

Blessograo:
who is ticlikng you or whatever you call it, abeg shift and goodnight yeye guy

@blessingograo ur response is exactly wat this thread is all about.. tra la la la la.. complete the song sequence !

trust me thats how 75% of ladies are.it's cluelessness it's in their hearts and minds.

They just dangle all over the place just enjoy your singlehood and make money when u have more than enuff they would come flooding and dieing after u.trust me.when u have money they can create the appeal and then respond to the stimuli themselves u dnt nid to love them they will prove the love and respond to the feeling... damn it i knw women too much

Blessograo:
you are really funny, meanwhile it's blessogravo instead of blessograo or just call me Blessing

@blessingograo stop it,plz dnt do that ur ticking me.If u say it again u just may get pr*gn*nt o...Dnt use kind words @ me...

Blessograo:
The thing is we feel jealous when we see a guy we have even a tiny feelings for in love with another girl even if the guy has asked us out and we refuse cos we feel the new lady is going to be a threat thereby making u to ignore us not to even mention forgetting we exist and what happens is when you and the new girl breaks up you end up coming back to us as a shoulder to cry on. I think most ladies you fall in love with have been hurt and scared to love again cos they don't want history repeating itself and one funny thing is we only know how good you are when you untangle our problems for us before we agree to date but one thing that mostly works is if you ask the lady if frankly and sincerely that you asked her out and she refuse ask her and if she wants you to move on with someone else and tell her to be sincere with her answer and also if she didn't give you a yes or no reply she probably wants you to ask her out again to confirm how much you love her. THAN ME LATER

@blessingoagro it seemed you were singing thru the thread and not typing,just like a mockingbird..

i feel yu anyways my lady.. .i love thr rhythm of your typo in plain english

To be objective while we try to critique the ladies along their fault lines we must tell ourselves the truth as brothers.

You are the only constant person with all the ladies you have tried to be with.There's something about you that must be changed.Look inwardly refelct on your behavior character there's something that tickles them in a particular response to you,examine yourself throughly and embark on a change.

Gracias

DeeTus:
The best way to get a woman is to think like a woman. Be playful, cocky and unpredictable.

Women appreciate guys who are hard to get.
Above all, think about money more because women are distractors.

@Detus pls for this comment paste your account number.. " You deserve to be alerted "

" yikes " where's my check book,let me wire you 1m for sure a fantastic comment.

@MrDojo as a Sage i have the perfect answer to this mystery that has so entangled your free-flow-thought-process let me share my conclusion after going thru similar experiences... Ladies are indecisive and constantly seeking after even they've reached what they want they dont recognise it and remain in a perpetual state of confusion,it takes old age or wrinkles to pull them out of it.I'm not broke.I don't ress my worth but like you i just dey waka them pass thesedays,thank goodness i'm a virgo i stay for long stretch without strong desires over taking me and even when they try to without minutes i've re-calibrated don't feel bad

My final word of advice dress good,look confident,dress more than ur worth and u would be chased the game would reverse in your favor where u wont need to pursue,but rather be pursued and then u can begin to do the cherry picking.


All the best Amigo

Good luck in your quest

Sage !

@MrDojo as a Sage i have the perfect answer to this mystery that has so entangled your free-flow-thought-process let me share my conclusion after going thru similar experiences... Ladies are indecisive and constantly seeking after even they've reached what they want they dont recognise it and remain in a perpetual state of confusion,it takes old age or wrinkles to pull them out of it.I'm not broke.I don't ress my worth but like you i just dey waka them pass thesedays,thank goodness i'm a virgo i stay for long stretch without strong desires over taking me and even when they try to without minutes i've re-calibrated don't feel bad

My final word of advice dress good,look confident,dress more than ur worth and u would be chased the game would reverse in your favor where u wont need to pursue,but rather be pursued and then u can begin to do the cherry picking.


All the best Amigo

Sage !

@Emmanuelbrown26 and orubebe a masters graduate with Phd in view had been looking for job for 6years she didnt get,when she came the prophet told her she wont get a job no matter the english she spoke,he prayed anointed and told her to sow to an orphanage.Bros fast forward it now some 8months later,she's head of a department Diamond bank on the islan i want to withold the exact branch.you can be sure God would visit you too..

check my signature and i'll hook you up on how to change levels.I had to relocate to ajah because of the church services myself

Come to Ajah no money needed o.

A deaf guy's ear was opened last week Thursday prayer service.

Try it and see..

its not supposed to be something that makes one an overnite millionaire

100naira x 80 accounts = 8,000naira which is good spending cash

Why are marriages so easily breakable thesedays

Father Mbaka don't know God.He has no clue how dangerous God can be if he knew he would act wiser.No disclaim there are oppositions to the presidency but has the prophet become ? He has forgotten there is a Go to report to at the end of our fleeting days on earth..

..shakes head at this thread,the title is so sickly enouf to deter me from reading the entire write up..

I pity him