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Brake failure is a spontaneous occurrence, I bet you'll forget all this, only the strong hearted can handle the situation

ObaKlaz:
Great guy. But wait... Did he mention dribbling?! He can't even dribble a tree! He does a billion stepovers just to beat one opponet and still gets dispossesed in the end.

I dey tell you, even Neymar and Hazard are better dribblers

EVILFOREST:
U have said it All
They keep blaming the IGBOS.
Yet the same IGBOS want to go.

I am still waiting patiently for the day, the NORTHERNERS will threaten every one with an exit letter

Now just imagine it's the Northerners that want to go, just imagine it for a second

What is this?

quinnboy:
Them isolate am from humans.... Hahahahah. Good for him, I'm sure he must have lost the memory of time, days and what year we are even in.....he would wish he's dead sef...Baba I'm sorry to say this but US ain't 9ja where brown envelop is the master key to open all doors. Remorse or not the laws feels non of that.

During the court trial, judgment could have been lenient but when the judge asked if he was remorseful, his answer was NO.

notoriousbabe:
Rubbish


pls pray for me, since I picked #500 from the ground this morning, my body has been doing me as if I want to turn to yam.

Use the money to buy card and share it here for prayer

I doubt if Man Utd will make top 4 if they continue to rely on luck to win matches

See as the casket long sef

Ikennablue:
Adeleke is my roommate in UNN, he is not just a genius academically, he is a rare gem, a musician and a philanthropist. He is independent, he doesn't
allow his lack of sight to limit him. He cooks, iron, and wash by himself and he is a pro when it comes to operating computer. I envy this guy and i wish him d best in life.

What's the degree of his blindness? Is he really blind or half-blind?

See as the casket long

The day I went to pick my big sister, once she arrived and saw the guy pushing her trolley, I asked the guy to stop and hand over to me but he refused, lol, i left him to continue pushing it till our driver came from the car park. My sister asked me to give him 5h instead I gave him 200, nigga refused to collect the money, i didn't even look at his face, I just pocked my money while he left angrily.
He should come to Bodija market Ibadan and see strong men carrying bags of rice for peanut.

KINGinVAHALA:
My brother, thank God Lionel Andres Messi played during my time. I will tell my children, Grand children and Great Grand Children about him and I will tell them never to compare him with any footballer that would be regarded as the best ever when their time comes.

Did he do anything special today? I only watched LVPSG

UrVillagePpl:
my ppl, sure bet for da weekend......

u can tank me leta

my ppl, sure bet for da weekend......

u can tank me leta. ..Z6LP65CB..

Omo your you dey vex O, I love your spirit. I go play am with faith

Jiang:
Except Muslim countries. Most Hausa people hardly leave Nigeria, if you see them abroad either Na study, business, vacation or complicated health issues. Then always stay north, like always, in sense they are true Nigerians

You're right, making Hausa man UK ambassador is also totally wrong

Everything is just wrong with this appointment, first, SA is a Christian country so a Christian preferable an Igbo should have been appointed because Igbos are more than other tribes there. Hausas hardly travel and shouldn't be made ambassador to any country except Arab countries, Niger, Chad.

millionboi2:
Story

I have a very fast metabolism,so I eat late as not to wake up hungry early in d morning.


And bliv u me is d best4me

Same for me, I eat late and won't have the urge to eat until 2pm next day. I eat twice mostly

hammerFC:
That thing people told him, has it not happened now?

Which type of using pass this one? See his face


Wen people talk, it is good to take their advice into consideration becos, there is no smoke without fire.

One minute stew, the next minute blood.

I even think he abandoned Wizpapa as soon as he enter US, then drop that video.

He is too gentle and level headed to be a bouncer.

He looks like a Mamas Boy.(Nwa Mama)

He's the only child of his mom, Wizkid has done much for him to abandon him. It's a pity his fine face might not be the same again

decency12:
That bouncer will keep asking himself. .... Why did I get myself to fight because of this small boy.

Obinna too is actually a small boy, forget his stature, God bless him with that physique from childhood

Who did this to Obinna my brother?

venai:
Yoruba actors don't have six packs just because they are extremely LAZY. You don't have to always gym for you to acquire six or even eight packs. Ordinary press up and push up are enough. But those ones too are not for lazy people.
Most of my push ups methods , I learned here on nairaland. And they are very effective.

So oga, stop being lazy. And, appreciate the REAL HARD WORKING GUYS too.

How did you learn the push ups here? Please send me some helpful links to get started

I'm hoping to have Ulephone Power 2 next week. It has massive 6050mAh battery. Indicate interest if you want to buy. Location Ibadan

Ojukwubucket:
Nwanne..na Igbo guys full the two teams

I don't like tribalism but even here in South West, the female football department is made up of Igbo girls, at least 5: 1 ratio to Yoruba girls

Slimlord:
he's fucking better than Mbappe

I don't even know why anyone will think Kylian or Hazard is better than Neymar. To me o, Neymar is a baller and has been a star while at Santos before coming to Europe.

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samisj4real:
Ronaldo Performing unnecessary dribbles just to show off. Nigga is shit & gat no class.

That's why Messi is more matured, though a better dribbler yet he doesn't dribble unnecessarily just to show off. He takes you out the moment he sees you

evanso6226:
Wrong again

Calm, we both know that was a typo

I posted on Paul Pogba's new haircut thread that he flew his barber to Russia during World Cup to BARBER his hair and some folks were laughing thinking I was wrong.
Well the truth is. The right word you say is "Barber your hair" and NOT "Barb your hair".

If anyone has one or two to share should please add and let's learn together

[quote author=MJBOLT post=72304235][/quote]Lol you need to check your dictionary and learn, there's nothing like barb in relation to cutting of hair, the word Barber is a noun; the person who cuts hair and verb; the act of cutting of hair.
Don't say, I want to barb my hair,
Say, I want to barber my hair. I'm glad you've learnt something new today.
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gagadey:
“To barber his hair”. Lol

Lol you need to check your dictionary and learn, there's nothing like barb in relation to cutting of hair, the word Barber is a noun; the person who cuts hair and verb; the act of cutting of hair.
Don't say, I want to barb my hair,
Say, I want to barber my hair. I'm glad you've learnt something new today.

Star barber, the same guy he flew to Russia during World Cup to barber his hair and return to London when through.

spyg1:
God is great. Your sister needs to be interrogated too, some of these small girls will sneak to their boyfriends only to come back the following day, for the fear of being punished they fabricate a horror story, to gain sympathy. iam talking from experience

You're right, I hope your sister experience such so we can all come here and assume she went to visit her bf.