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englishmart: killing English since 1996

you are wicked o

Interesting if it becomes a trend
Damn, ladies will have to swallow a lot of pride to be able to go down on one knee and pop the question.

You want to stay to find out if he will really pour acid on you? You may tell the story from hell.
A word they say, is enough for the wise.

The Convict is lucky this happened in Europe. In Nigeria he would've been hanged. People like this are a threat to the human race, he should be sent to Hades.

CFCfan: The draft constitution would also have to be approved by 2/3 of the state Houses of Assembly and signed into law by the President, before it comes into force.

Good. If that's the case then they've still got ample opportunity to cry us a river.

Unibenstudent: U are the type to enter the bank and tell someone that *please am at ur back , * then u go away from the line to do something else and arrive later

Omg! How did you know

Keky: I crave for purple food

Unibenstudent: Why tears

Merely booking space

Why are the Northern delegates kicking against the amendment of the constitution? Indeed we need a constitution that is devoid of religious and tribal sentiments. It will however still be ratified or rejected by the National Assembly.
Northerners shouldn't always oppose positive change. They shouldn't constitute themselves a clog in the wheel of progress!

Keky: I desire your food purple.

You sure you don't mind purple food?

Fresia01: in Psycholinguistics,, it is asserted dat those who are right handed are more intelligent and live longer than those who are left handed... buh i have actually seen left handed people who are more intelligent than dia right handed counterparts!!!! left handed guys are sexy!!! majid,.Mike Ezuronye, Micheal Scufield,, john Dumelo jus to mention buh a few ,,, proudly right handed!!!

Left handed guys are powerful. E.g Barack Hussein Obama

Ceasar1: [color=#003000]^^^ Yap, this here is one ugly mermaid - No offense.[/color]

No offence to who? The mermaid?

PatrykUtulu: Bleached-skinned African women and insecure Nigerian girls selling pride and “moisty” middle for cash to buy Taiwanese goat hair and Mongolian horse wigs known as Brazilian hair... daughters of those women now have the skin color of washed-up dead fish.

Lol. This paragraph really got me cracking up.

Ok

Was that why octopus Paul was able to predict football scores?

You know how we do it: picture or...