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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help My Sister Is Job Hunting by Purvan(m): 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2023
She should be active on X and launch her own podcast


Looking for work now is looking for snow in nigeria
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep Overnight In The Same Room With A Lady Without Touching Her? by Purvan(m): 2:48pm On Oct 28, 2023
I've shared a bed with my female neighbor nextdoor because she lost her keys and needed a place to crash

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Family / Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Purvan(m): 2:47pm On Oct 28, 2023
You patronised olosho and you're suprised your dick stopped working
Crime / Re: Gum : The New Street Drug Favoured By Yoruba Children by Purvan(m): 2:46pm On Oct 28, 2023
They should keep taking it
Romance / Re: As A Single Lady, What Can I Do For This Married Man That Always Co.... by Purvan(m): 2:36pm On Oct 28, 2023
Lies , Show proof that the man helped you instead

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Politics / Re: OBAZEE REPORT: TINUBU SHUNS DANGOTE, 'GO AND REFUND 3.4BIL$ COLLECTED FROM CBN' by Purvan(m): 2:30pm On Oct 28, 2023
Fake news



Tinubu can't never do such a thing , not possible


Dangote is like Nigeria's prodigal son
Romance / Re: A Scene I Saw In A Hollywood Movie That Totally Put Me Off. by Purvan(m): 2:26pm On Oct 28, 2023
Samantha124:
If you Nigerians have issues with Hollywood movies because you feel that they're pushing LGBTQ, then what's stopping you guys from boycotting all Hollywood movies just so you can only watch Asian and African movies only? Because I don't see the difference between American and European movies.


European get grade

Not all European movies promote LGBTQ stuffs
Politics / Re: This Is Definitely Not A Photoshop by Purvan(m): 2:20pm On Oct 28, 2023
There's nothing special in this pic



If Tinubu meet Putin one on one , Tinubu go prostrate immediately
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Less Than 2 Years In Canada Already Battling Mental Health Issues by Purvan(m): 1:24pm On Oct 28, 2023
Op just want to discourage people from japa when he's ofesis


Una plan no go work because naija folks go day japa the more
Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by Purvan(m): 11:14am On Oct 28, 2023
If you were a man , you'd tagged an incel .


Adopt a pet , it'll teach you to love and care


Travel and explore more , you mustn't be wealthy to travel

You can start by exploring nigeria
Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by Purvan(m): 11:05am On Oct 28, 2023
folake4u:



You know this. People that are still eating "Mummy thank you".


It's people like you that mislead young boys into doing illict activities because of discomfort of their parents feeding them

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Education / Re: 500-Level UNIBEN Student Shot Dead Inside School Premises by Purvan(m): 5:23am On Oct 28, 2023
Makamatic:


Most of cult leaders in school use kegites to cover up oo

STFU


Kegites is not a cult nor a fraternity

It's a social group

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Travel / Re: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by Purvan(m): 5:15am On Oct 28, 2023
agabusta:



Interesting!

I was surprised with multiple sources stating that Mexico is the world's number 2 choice destination for tourism after France.

Most sites listed the countries visited by the highest number of tourists in this grading:

1. France
2. Mexico
3. Spain

What are the interesting things to do and places to see in Mexico please? How cheap is Hotel? Which Airlines frequent? What's their visa regime like?


You can go clubbing, try mexican foods, get some blessings from the blessed iguana etc.



Visit Cancun. They got clubs and bars with gorgeous Latinas that'll make your head spin. the hotel prices are pretty reasonable. You can get a nice room for like $50 a night.

But Cancun ain't the only spot worth checking out. Playa del Carmen is another hotspot, with its restaurants. And if you're feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to Tulum, which has these sick Mayan ruins.


Avoid Juarez and Sinaloa .

Delta, American Airlines, and United all fly frequently to Mexico, so you got plenty of options. Just apply online, pay a small fee, and boom! You're good to go.

But here's the thing: you gotta be careful with Latinas. They might look innocent, but they got some fierce game. They're not like nigerian girls

Don't forget to bring your dancing shoes. See you there, amigos!

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Romance / Sex ed by Purvan(m): 4:57am On Oct 28, 2023
If you're going to have sex with a girl at least have the decency to wear a condom.
Romance / Re: When Was The Last Time U Went Out On A Date? by Purvan(m): 4:07am On Oct 28, 2023
never been on a date, i met all my gfs through mutual friends
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 3:41am On Oct 28, 2023
Casserole with roasted hatch chiles and jalapeños.

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo Don Dey Use Voodoo Cash Out by Purvan(m): 8:33pm On Oct 27, 2023
Jeon:



White use their voodoo or juju to move forward, while black use his to look for a dump to eat poo as a dinner every night.



I said what I said.


You're nothing but a programmed efulefu


Na people like you day bleach pass , can't cope with being a negro
Romance / Re: Oyinbo Don Dey Use Voodoo Cash Out by Purvan(m): 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2023
Jeon:
Juju or voodoo is different from Religion, I will say this again.


Programmed by White hegoat, but here you are been controlled by the white hegoat's inventions. Speaking and typing in their language alone shows that you are a puppet.



Before the 90s black man used to live without those inventions, and still sold their lives and families for a mirror and Gin.

We all know who are ahead and lead-in .


In summary white use theirs for the betterment, while black use theirs for destroying the little ones they managed to get


See as you cast yourself

You don't even know what's juju

Juju is a way of life , someone's culture not using it to invent something.

You watch way too many movies


Maybe your forefathers are slaves that sold their themselves but mine is not .


There's science , there is juju . Beware


You're too daft to reason with
Celebrities / Re: Taylor Swift Now A Billionaire by Purvan(m): 8:04pm On Oct 27, 2023
Who billionaire epp


You can be billionaire and still be unhappy



Happiness doesn't mean money

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo Don Dey Use Voodoo Cash Out by Purvan(m): 8:00pm On Oct 27, 2023
Jeon:
We are not talking about religion, we are talking about voodoo.




Can the witches in ur coven design an aeroplane?
Can the witches in ur coven design a radio, television, fone?
Can the witches in ur coven construct bridge without whites aid or engage in bridge lock?
All no, only to plant Charm under the the Earth, because he /she can't stand the success of his brother.






Rubbish
Rubbish
Rubbish


I'm not going to argue with someone that have been programmed by white he goat



Juju is from traditional religion, the same way Bible is from Christianity


All those inventions are not worth having and they each have side effects


Before the 90s Man used to live without those inventions
Romance / Re: Oyinbo Don Dey Use Voodoo Cash Out by Purvan(m): 7:45pm On Oct 27, 2023
Jeon:


Indeed, but why are they using it for progress and transforming their lives and nations, while Africans we use our own to eat our own blood siblings and poo that on dump?.

They don't use it to transform their lives

They see juju as sort of a monument


If the pyramid in Egypt was movable, the British would carried it


African traditional religion is not a bad thing , it's just that Christianity have brainwashed us into thinking it's bad and evil

Back in the 90s it wasn't like this

It's just that bad eggs choose to use it for nefarious activities

Juju has worked countless times in my life and it's still showing wonders

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo Don Dey Use Voodoo Cash Out by Purvan(m): 6:56pm On Oct 27, 2023
Jeon:
Africa don't have juju. Go to oyibo land, you will know what is juju.


That juju they're using was stolen from Africa



They brainwashed Africans with religion and carried their juju home to use it

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Trying To Ruin Everything I've Planned by Purvan(m): 6:55pm On Oct 27, 2023
Do court marriage, simple

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Romance / Re: The British Killed King Jaja of opobo by Purvan(m): 6:47pm On Oct 27, 2023
His fellow tribe men sold him out
Romance / Re: What Do Think Are The Reasons Why Divorce Are High Now by Purvan(m): 6:44pm On Oct 27, 2023
Most times it was difference in feelings


The man might be wealthy and keeps to work all the time but his wife is starved sexually
Romance / Re: Your Opinion? by Purvan(m): 6:39pm On Oct 27, 2023
Continue



When your boo starts punching you , don't forget to let us know

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Crime / Re: Justina Nkang: I Didn't Report Her Death As I Was Scared - Boyfriend (Video) by Purvan(m): 5:21pm On Oct 27, 2023
After this boy has done time in Kiri Kiri, he will come out and he will marry a lady 😁

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 5:18pm On Oct 27, 2023
Maybaby4eva:
[is this a no or yes]


Rapa tu mai mamaguevo , esto es un hilo comodo


ydg
Phones / Re: Pictures From Oraimo Spacepods Moonlight Edition Launch Event In Lagos by Purvan(m): 2:15pm On Oct 27, 2023
Useless brand


They're like Glo Utterly outclassed yet keep wasting resources on marketing

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Phones / Re: High Cost Of Phones In Nigeria by Purvan(m): 2:13pm On Oct 27, 2023
Best option is to buy unknown brands as known brands are expensive like Pinephone , Fairphone etc.


They're more cheaper than known brands like Nokia , Infinix etc.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 10:48am On Oct 27, 2023
Maybaby4eva:
Breakfast:


matcha, roasted groundnuts and watermelon with a sprinkle of toasted sesame seeds. perfecto


Rapa tu mai mamaguevo , esto es un hilo comodo
Travel / Re: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by Purvan(m): 7:32am On Oct 27, 2023
Olatara:
After doing this, what next?


You go on LinkedIn and poach the big C's

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