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Romance / Re: Hear Wetin Nija Girl They Plan To Do Her Husband When She Reach Uk by Purvan(m): 12:45pm On Sep 14, 2023
Who nigerian women epp when there are plenty yt women abroad


I'd settle for an Indian chick than a nigerian girl anytime
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 12:44pm On Sep 14, 2023
Soup and sammich


Been a long time I posted on here


I know say all my bannies including babythug for here don miss me

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Politics / Re: Seun Calls Major Nzeogwu A Psychopath On X And Gets Corrected By Reno Omokri by Purvan(m): 12:32pm On Sep 14, 2023
If Biafra had manpower and soldiers , nigeria would have been done


While nigeria are importing guns , this is a local made Biafran gun

One shot from this , you're gone to bye land

Travel / Re: Old And New Picture Of Ngwa Road Roundabout In Aba by Purvan(m): 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2023
Agbadorians on the way to agbadonemn this post

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Romance / Re: Finally My 2years Old Marriage Been Dissolved By The Customary Court by Purvan(m): 12:28pm On Sep 14, 2023
Op is still a child at heart grin

Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Lives On: Why Is His Head Bent In The Coffin? by Purvan(m): 12:26pm On Sep 14, 2023
Funny about this is I don't know this guy or played his songs

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Romance / Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Purvan(m): 12:25pm On Sep 14, 2023
I went home from work , on the way I realised I forgot my laptop it was around 7pm, mehn I had to go back and get it .

As I swiped my card and walked into the cubicle , I heard a moaning sound from my CTO's office, I had to look

Lo and behold it was my CTO banging the hell out of the HR lady . I jejely grabbed my laptop and walked away


Next three months this HR lady got promoted

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Phones / Re: A Black Man Invented The Mobile Phone. Meet Him HERE by Purvan(m): 12:18pm On Sep 14, 2023
ednut1:
All these black historians and lies ehn. That was how they said Philip Emeagwali created computers 🤣

Agbadorian

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Politics / Re: Who Is Sam Larry And What Is His Relationship With Governor Sanwo-Olu? by Purvan(m): 12:13pm On Sep 14, 2023
Agbadorian cool

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Romance / Re: Help by Purvan(m): 3:12am On Sep 12, 2023
akwesenana:
She doesn't like "you" just the benefits you bring.

I'm broke


What could she be benefiting from me ??


She sends me money when I don't have
Romance / Help by Purvan(m): 2:46am On Sep 12, 2023
What does it mean if a girl confesses her love to me in private but in front of her friends were only just friends?
Family / Sad by Purvan(m): 2:00am On Sep 09, 2023
I'm 25
My parents divorced last year.

Tonight my mother told me she is getting remarried.

I just broke down in tears. How to cope ?

Romance / Why Are Younger Women So Fckn Boring by Purvan(m): 1:29am On Sep 06, 2023
Whenever I've been on a date with a girl in her late teens or early twenties they have basically nothing to say. Just awkward small talk that goes nowhere and they barely ask any questions because they're so used to simps putting all the effort in for them. Contrast that with women over forty who have always been confident, thoughtful, sensitive and chatty, they don't Bleep you around or waste your time either. It's just too bad that most older women aren't interested in younger men.

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Romance / Guilty Conscience by Purvan(m): 4:21pm On Aug 31, 2023
My gf takes a trip to Europe, became paranoid she’s gonna cheat on me
I cheat on her to make myself feel better
Then she returns
Now I feel bad
Do I just tell her or is this a “what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her” sort of thing?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 11:19am On Aug 20, 2023
emperorz:
I don't understand why I have been unable to post pictures of a long time now undecided
Abeg where is the admin? I can't even create a post am surprised this went through cry undecided angry


Mod not admin

The food mod here is a bleeping tribalistic gay
Politics / Re: Throwback: Godwin Emefiele, Wife And Son (photo) by Purvan(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2023
I swear if na me papa be that there's no way I no go get Bentley or Ferrari
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 4:47pm On Aug 18, 2023
Anxiety's been keeping me away but I finally made another legit meal!

Shrimp ramen grin cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Purvan(m): 5:40pm On Aug 17, 2023
The big bang theory S2
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Purvan(m): 5:38pm On Aug 17, 2023
The big Short (2015) 9/10
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Purvan(m): 8:42am On Aug 17, 2023
Draslo:
Make the male virgin get money first


You never see woman leave her rich hubby day beg her gateman to bleep am

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Purvan(m): 8:40am On Aug 17, 2023
donbachi:
Lack of sexual experience


There are male virgins that have experience even without doing the do more than those that have experience

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Romance / Why Do Women Hate Male Virgins by Purvan(m): 8:26am On Aug 17, 2023
It has been a long time since men's virginity has been stigmatized Men have been made fun of or criticzed for being a virgin, to the extent these men go around bleeping hookers and call girls.

The average woman would reject a virgin man at the slight sight.

A man would be happy with a female virgin but a woman would never be happy with a man that's a virgin and that's a fact
This is why most men prolong their virginity due to severe rejection from women.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Purvan(m): 8:20am On Aug 17, 2023
nani667:
8.5 / 10

Nice one pedo

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Romance / Why Do Women Have It Easy Than Men by Purvan(m): 6:01pm On Aug 14, 2023
Why are girls so lucky? They get approached by rich simps and get plenty of opportunities to rise in the society without lifting a finger. Girls literally live easy lives.


Women are so lucky to live in a patriarchal society ?

They just wake up and bill the nearest dude close to them

Even the ones in the trenches bill their boos and glucose guardians
The ones way no get boo bills their rich pops uncles and brothers

My sister no day work or do biz but she day get money way day above my salary
Omo She go wake up chop better breakfast login to Snapchat or IG day there like 21 hours
Every Sunday she go family house with massive goodies from shopping mall
One go think say she day work for shell

In my next life I go come as woman because to be man na work I swear die

I don day reason to transition to trans laikdis
I identify as she/her , lesbian from now on wards

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Romance / What Do I Do by Purvan(m): 10:11am On Aug 12, 2023
I went on a trip to IB and found a nice looking girl in a nightclub , we talked for a bit
I made up a story and tell her that I’m a very wealthy person that lives in Abuja ( she thinks I'm into fraud)
After hearing this story she really wanted to be with me to escape the extreme poverty she has been living with
We apparently bleeped in the hotel I was lodged after I gave her my contact
Then I left the next day back to Lag where I live
16 days later she messages me that she’s pregnant
What do I do? I’m still a broke uni student, I’m not actually a rich person
I don’t have money for this shit.
Nlders please help. I haven’t yet responded to the message she sent
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 3:41am On Aug 11, 2023
lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Can Someone Bleep Nowadays Without Contacting STI by Purvan(m): 4:53am On Aug 10, 2023
Timoleon:
Where’s Yor detailed study or are these stats manufactured from thin air?

Go to a nearby clinic and ask for their reports on the rate of STI in their vicinity
Romance / Can Someone Bleep Nowadays Without Contacting STI by Purvan(m): 3:51am On Aug 10, 2023
How do people have sex when everyone has herpes,HIV or syphilis


Women under 30 have 6 times the STI rate compared to men

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Romance / Re: As An Introverted Guy How Can I Get A Good Lady by Purvan(m): 7:22am On Aug 07, 2023
They're in the cemetery


Go and dig up their graves and bleep them

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