NoGender:
I want to bless three people with 3k. It's Sunday and just because I feel like.

Please. Don't expect me to change your phone!

3k. Randomly selecting.

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Deicide:
Playing hard to get Turning relationship into game Not making the first move...well you die there

ur on point

FTC finally

had signs of stomach upset before I left the house for the market but ignored it...at market the thing started disturbing me but I somone controlled it. Finished my business at the market instead of me to go home went to friends house and started gisting after about an hour I decided to go home. Entered the first bus BOOM my stomach started singing I was sweating profusely. As I managed to reach bustop I rush entered keke drop which was like x4 of the normal amount I was suppose to pay..The mumu keke man instead of driving off was busy discussing with his friends till I told him my predicament. Half way to my house I couldn't hold it again. Told the kekeman to give me his oil gallon sw I can poo dere. The man just laffed and told me wait let him park near a bridge. As the man park am 100% sure I ran faster than usian bolt to the bush near the bridge to relieve mysef

Creativebae:
I sneaked out of secondary school to a party,before i got back to school my younger sister had taken my school bag home and my school uniform was inside. . i had to wear bum shot home trying to sneak in saw my whole family sitting outside...
I couldn't go to school for two weeks. I received the beating that reshaped my destiny. .
Lol

lmao..too funny

symbianDON:
alibi brossssssss!!!

lol..my chest oo

Forza barca

My babe visited me one time. It was raining so I accompanied my her to look for a cab.I was the one with umbrella so when she found a cab and entered I folded the umbrella forgetting it was still raining..it was when some guys at my area started laughing Nd were asking me if rain had stopped falling that I realized rain was flogging me

kunzyomi:
I'm not saying she no fine o...but she no fine reach

I swear