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Education / Re: ✨SOME EXTREMELY TERRIBLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD [PHOTOS]✨ by Puvo: 7:17am On Aug 26, 2020
Zimri:


Out of vengeance. Read about "Pearl Harbor"

You guys should just chill on this thread cheesy


I support the Hiroshima bombing angry
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Puvo: 5:55pm On Aug 25, 2020
rottencorpse:
What does it mean when a girl starts operating her phone when she approaches you? Ubunja, Glycolysiss, Skepticus


She dey try avoid you grin

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Literature / Re: Five and Six by Puvo: 9:05pm On Aug 23, 2020
Well done creeza
Well done

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Education / Re: PATHETIC END OF SOME GREAT GENIUSES[PHOTOS] by Puvo: 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2020
SegFault:
My suggestion oh:
You should have added Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche one of the greatest German philosophers to have lived, he died after having a mental breakdown, it was said that he had syphilis but that notion has been debunked. He was the person who stated these great aphorisms:
"He who fights monsters should ensure that he does not become one, when you stare into an abyss the abyss stares right into you"

Socrates one of the greatest Greek philosophers, he was accused of polluting the youth of Athens and was told to kill himself, he drank hemlock then died after.

Charles Baudelaire grin he was a French writer and poet who was popular at his time for the wrong reason, which was writing a poem called Fleurs du Mal the Flowers of Evil, it was a sensational book but contained themes of lesbianism and all that, it was banned in France and I think he was fined. He lived a very reckless life, from random prostitutes, to laudanum (an opium based drink) to heavy drinking. He was even drunk before he died, his cause of death is unknown about ten diseases have been listed to be the cause of his death.
There are others too, but I've forgotten them.


Ten diseases
Choi shocked
Crime / Re: Top 5 Mass Murders In Nigerian History (Gore ) by Puvo: 9:33pm On Aug 22, 2020
The evil men do surprises the devil himself
Literature / Re: PLAGIARIZED (The Story Was Just The Beginning) by Puvo: 2:36pm On Aug 21, 2020
Mehn Susan dey gimme mad vibes grin

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Health / Re: Her Stretch Marks Are Getting Black... Advice Needed Please. by Puvo: 8:29pm On Aug 19, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Let me grab my chair and weed while i learn by reading comments....a real niggarrr must always seek for knowledge anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

But to me o.... Stretch marks is not for fat people only
Because have seen it in slim people's body....

Anyway what do i know. I'm just a drunkard, pussy banger and a weed smoker



Mehn your comments dey gimme joy cheesy
Education / Re: ASUU Warns FG About School Reopening by Puvo: 3:43pm On Aug 19, 2020
Adonis86:
After the reggae plays the blues... � �
When Coro ends, na there ASUU go start. it took me almost five years to finish my masters in a Nigeria university due to ASUU. I still pay school fees for those wasted years... Nigeria lecturers are not born teachers, some of them just became teacher by accident, so our principal where had my nysc in osun state refer to lazy teachers as cheaters. Be a teacher not a cheater, he always emphasises... In unizik, some of the lecturers admitted they came from business world to join academics not because they love it, but for financial autonomy and job security.


That's just the plain truth
I can attest to it
Literature / Re: His Neighbor's Wife by Puvo: 7:39pm On Aug 18, 2020
Rosemary33:
Chapter 22



Mezie picked a stone and hurled towards the man “Ara gbachipu gi nti. May lightning strike you to pieces! Animal!”





grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Was Bored And Decided To Re-chyke My Bae - Just Look At Her Replies by Puvo: 12:49pm On Aug 18, 2020
paul100:

It is very possible,a guy have asked her the same question,so she just went to their chat,copy and paste.Simple
WISDOM no go kill megrin

Indeed you're an embodiment of wisdom wink
Business / . by Puvo: 6:03am On Aug 18, 2020
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Romance / Re: Was Bored And Decided To Re-chyke My Bae - Just Look At Her Replies by Puvo: 5:10am On Aug 18, 2020
Olanrefront3355:
grin

It will end in premium tears o... If that's not you chatting with yourself then you need to run grin

You sent a message in 10:29 telling her your physique and all.... Then she replied with a text of 21lines at exactly 10:30 grin The 21lines would probably take her 2-4mins to conclude typing (she has to think about what to write, could be more than 4mins sef)

How she wrote all that in 1min/less? She already has it sent to multiple persons, she merely copied and pasted again....

Your babe is a doer grin

See analysis grin

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Literature / Re: Five and Six by Puvo: 9:18pm On Aug 16, 2020
Creeza:
Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Slip... -


I will capture it na grin
But I liked Seth sha..he gives me good vibes cool

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Literature / Re: Five and Six by Puvo: 1:56pm On Aug 16, 2020
I wonder why Seth died o angry
Education / Re: Horrible World History by Puvo: 8:40am On Aug 13, 2020
Damn
Give us more grin

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Education / Re: Horrible World History by Puvo: 8:18am On Aug 12, 2020
Present boss

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Literature / Re: MY CAMPUS LIFE: A Love Gone Wrong {18+ AN EMOTIONAL STORY TO READ} by Puvo: 8:44pm On Aug 11, 2020
Enjoyed every bit of your story grin

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by Puvo: 9:14pm On Aug 09, 2020
Funny update grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Eric And Tochi Have Been Evicted by Puvo: 9:06pm On Aug 09, 2020
Dey your dey

SleekGist:

She said Laycon is her friend while Kiddwaya is her 'special friend'. Kiddwaya replied, saying that he has no feelings for her for now, he just likes her smiles and personality. And Laycon said he is keeping away from her.,

https://sleekgist.com/bbnaija/bbnaija-eric-and-tochi-have-been-evicted-from-the-bbn-house


E get why grin

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Literature / Re: Sourcerer (Re-Edited) by Puvo: 7:55pm On Aug 09, 2020
No problems boss

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Literature / Re: PLAGIARIZED (The Story Was Just The Beginning) by Puvo: 9:17am On Aug 08, 2020
Too much suspense plus vex angry

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Literature / Re: Five and Six by Puvo: 12:06am On Aug 08, 2020
Nice update

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Education / Re: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by Puvo: 9:32pm On Aug 06, 2020
ednut1:
i stopped arguing with people in real life as regards animals. Once saw a monitor lizard opposite my area as they were clearing the land. . The so called engineer argued with me ehn that he has Alligators at home as we were discussing. Even all the crocodiles in Lagos are west African crocs. A specie that rarely takes on humans. The nile croc that can kill a human being is still up north or places along river Niger


Learnt something new
Literature / Re: Sourcerer (Re-Edited) by Puvo: 7:07pm On Aug 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Sourcerer : what do you mean how it all started ?
It has always been there, I've always known I was a predator ,
90 percent of children have tried several evil deeds , 30 percent grow up as sociopaths , they are your regular Agberos , who cannot but show emontional tendecies to harm, they ruin the bunch these lots(of course still not knowing he was also a Sociopath)
How they ruin the bunch?

If a murder is committed here and there are two suspects
An Average Sociopathic Agbero or the Ust law student who goes to to just and have really famous family , who would be apprehended amongst the two ? If your Answer is The Agbero , congrats you're with me so far



Reporter : Good Morning Sourcerer
(Been unchained by the guards both hand and feet)

Sourcerer : yeaaahhh Morning Reporter............?

... (a bit nervous overwhelmed and fasinated) The 22 year old Uniport student , I could tell she was those ones who were early to classes and probably got A's all through



Reporter : Tryphena , My name is Tryphena , I'm a reporter from the cool fm radio pH I am here......



Sourcerer: smiles , I know who you are , Tryphena Sharon of Cool Fm , why would you want to interview me though?



Tryphena: um about your first murder , Bose Akinbode , she was 6 , why could you fathom(pauses to control her emotional buildup get in the way of her job)

Sourcerer : Oh don't mind me , you can yell or cry or even bite me as deep as you can , it won't bring Alison back

Tryphena : Her name was not Alison


Sourcerer: Well that's what I called her


Tryphena : (with chills running down her spine ) so would tell me how you murdered 6 year old Bose .

Sourcerer : well you cannot forget your first kill , Allis.. Bose , was a homeless girl walking frequently between opobo lane and Azik road back gate , I was 15 at this time , a year before I got into the university to kill on spree , so on spotting Bose sitting at the Juntion, under a statue and cardboard placed on her , James and I were coming from a vigil when I spotted the girl for some reason I wanted her dead the feeling was so intense, james who noticed me looking towards the poor girl, but was too dumb to fathom otherwise than wanting to help Bose



James : brother we cannot save everybody , Jesus Knows why she is like that , I heard na mad woman way they use for juju born am
Sourcerer: (completely turned on by her unkept environment and slightly exposed thighs) oh my brother I was thinking of giving her 50naira at least to buy something in the morning to eat .


James : okay hurry up because of the rain


Sourcerer: I'll be back in a jiffy Joh
(I sped to the girl woke her up )
Hi hello dear , I'm Pastor Daniel , take this 50naira and buy something to eat, in the morning I will come and check on you again

Bose : (she didn't speak but at least my mission is complete , my face is programed in her head already , luring her should be easy .

After dropping James off I couldn't get my mind off that girl ,
What if I don't see her again , he goes back and she was actually happy to see me , I told her I had good meal and gave her a pamphlet 'salvation of church ' i can't remember, I moved around churches and mosques subsequently , I was a very good manipulator , pretender and Master of disguise , at least in 4.2 seconds, I could completely change the clothes I'm wearing to a new design , even if it means Im tearing out long sleeves to short , use the torn sleeves as a bandana and I wear transparent or dark glass depending on the geek or rough approach



At this time I still lived with my parents , I had a fine room deep down back of the house , full AC , a PS4 , a big ass tv set *smiles * you all took that from me .. Everything




Tryphena : Did you think it wouldn't have repercussions ? Your actions? Killing a human being ?


Sourcerer : Of Course I knew it had repercussions I was born in a world we are the minority ,and you hang us for it , know this Tryphena , 90percent of humans are Predetors , some it takes a trigger to unleash their sociopatic nature
The other 9 percent are invalids , and the others are psychopaths

Tryphena: what would you say was your propelling force , did your upbringing have to do with it , your love for torture I mean ,look at Matilda miles , she was beaten with a hammer then raped , stabbed multiple times with a screwdriver 121 times (eyes included), and a knife in her genital area ....




Sourcerer : what hold on a minute I didn't bash no body's head , or stab at that matter ,

Tryphena : Your semen DNA was found all over her , you were sloppy this time

Sourcerer: I did not commit this crime


Tryphena : you already accepted a plea bargain to lengthen your death date if you identify all your victims , so why lie


Sourcerer :I am telling you I had nothing to do with that


Tryphena: checks the polygraph ,,(he's telling the truth, must be malfunctioning .) GAURDS !!
We would speak again tomorrow Sourcerer


He says nothing and smiles as the gaurds bond him up in Chains and throws him solitary for the next 24 hours Tryphena would return , for some reason I like her , she looks to be the type with weak emontionally wall of empathy and I'll use this to my advantage , because why not,.....




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Lol...funny guy
Literature / Re: Sourcerer (Re-Edited) by Puvo: 9:30am On Aug 04, 2020
Don't keep us waiting oh

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by Puvo: 4:37pm On Aug 03, 2020
angry angry

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Literature / Re: PLAGIARIZED (The Story Was Just The Beginning) by Puvo: 3:57pm On Aug 03, 2020
Anita go soon mad oh cry

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Literature / Re: Sourcerer (Re-Edited) by Puvo: 4:38pm On Aug 02, 2020
Following

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Education / Re: These animals Are Capable Of Taking Revenge (Photos) by Puvo: 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2020
Laughed all through the thread grin grin
Education / Re: Sober Thoughts by Puvo: 7:25am On Aug 01, 2020
TheSourcerer:
no put woman for mind , they will be your downfall, you won't be the first or last , lol they will come to you eventually just remove woman for mind lol , don't chase money , chase happiness .
Why not ....



Comman finish that statement o

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Literature / Re: His Neighbor's Wife by Puvo: 8:27am On Jul 31, 2020
How can somebody be so stupid and clueless
Education / Re: Bad Bad African Serial Killers by Puvo: 8:20am On Jul 31, 2020
I've arrived grin

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