₦airaland Forum

Elebiju: Ah! I don't believe o check the length from the folded thigh, anyways lemme see your leg.

cum to banana island
road 5 house 3
u will c my leg.........*chuckles*

Elebiju: You can lie o!this painting looks more like a parrot than a woman,check the length of her leg from the hip,can a woman's leg be that long?moreover the lady ain't got a face but the parrot has all d features complete, it is a parrot.

ehhh.....yeah!!a woman's leg can b dat long....*i know i have long leg*
nd d leg is really nt dat long......

vizkiz: Well,if she didn't post it there(fb) doesn't mean she should start investigating you like a criminal or something

hahahaha
y wunt she investigate!!!eh
an unknown soul pinged u,,,u neva c dat face in ur life b4
soo u asked whu gave u my pin*nd remember i used whu cos iv neva pasted my pin anywere nt even facebuk*
den d guy says *fb*
den u tell him it cant b fb cos my pin s nt dere
den d guy starts beating around d bush

most of dem myt even tell u dat dey'v forgotten *nd dats total bullshit cos guys dnt forget were dy got a babes numba or pin.* while sum will stick to d fb story!!!
tink am nah!!!if dem no send d person from d spirit world or water,,,den y d LIE

onstelly: I tire oh, if I delit him it will b mean I have delit my future hubby

Leave dem guyz....later dy will b d one singing d ''girls can lie''slogan

vizkiz: like you are the daughter to dangote

Check out this awkward conversation...
Daniel: hello

Mary:Hello,please who is this?? (Awkward)

Daniel: i am. Daniel by name and a friend, got your pin on
fb(blah,blah,blah)

Mary:hmmmmn, keep lying ( like wtf ) i dnt think i know you from fb(like you know 50% of the friends you have on fb )

80% of 9ja girls are like this

Lolss
She myt know all her fb frnd#u neva can tell#
Nd wat if she did nt post her pin on fb??

Feb 16

#starts singing#
U are welcum in d name of Seun (2ce)
i can c all over u,,d money to buy mb
U are welcum in d name of seun......#stops singing#

dat one do u

well,,,dere s always Bread

How to cope with d situation........hmmmm,,lets c
wenever u hear d "splashing of water",,,be in ur room nd close d doors nd window...
den kneel down,close ur eyes nd say"""Oh lord,,let dis temptation pass mi by"".........

nd were is d difficulty in answering just a simple question,,,,,,Wia did u get my pin
i wunt chop off ur head ni!!!!!!must u lie or go round d question

if i dnt no u,,i will ask were u got my pin from#make i dy sure say dem no send u cum#...n

Fxwarrior: Babe you aint romantic o.

says whu
play dat song on ur wedding day nd c if ur wife wunt luv u forever!!!

people blind ooo.......
ifeoma s prettier
wish i have dat her captivating smile......*shivers*

SAMPLE-EKWE!!!

In dis century/generation??.....NO!!!!

A hairy girl
Really ??@ OP

Dis is OP telling us he likes girl dat dont shave deir under arm nd p*p
Btw,i hate guyz with underarm hair....its gross#

claireshan: but we ain't doing anything wrong nah

Dont u tink d 'flirting' will lead to sumfin else #justsaying#

dre11: I keep having problem with our defination of poverty because we only think poverty is associated with lack of money.......

Whereas its not so,
so, when u ask about poverty...... let be definate about what we mean. So things don't muddle up

It could be poverty of idea
poverty of goals
poverty of forsight
aspiration
intelligence etc.......

Poverty of ideas
Im pretty sure its money he s talking about...

Neldrizzy nd Clairshane,,GET A ROOM!!

yes,true luv can exist with poverty.,
But i tell my frnds dat 4 a relationship to start,dere must b attraction!!
Nw a girl is walking on d street nd is stopped nd wooed by a keke driver or apple seller...She go gree

lokito: It works wella especially when the arranged damsel is not too exposed...

These city girls ain't loyal
Internet racketeering has beclouded their sense of reasoning
Chatting and searching for men on Badoo, FB,whatsapp posting pictures, wallowing and twerking like 3D cartoon on instagram just to get LIKE they can't convert to money.

Those days, make love to your woman in 10 seconds she is ok and everybody is good. Try it these days you'll see her complaining on NL like a she-goat "my man is a 1minute man"
Holla at your woman or get her angry... she'll quit and say "i've moved on". sometimes she'll wake up in the middle of the night and be staring at you. In her mind she'll be like "if I say make I press your neck now kill you die here nko"


Lemme stop here. Such works cause both the arranged will do everything not to disappoint the arrangers

Have a blessed day friends

Thank God u used "those days" in ur writing
tins change my people.......change is d only constant thing in life...
dis is d 21st century for christ sake....u cant compare d generation of our parents to dat of our...
y wunt arranged marriage work den wen "girls education ends in d kitchen" slogan was d reigning stuff.....every girl of d 19th nd 20th century knew dat for d first 17-20yrs of dia life will b spent with deir parents helping them nd also training to b a good wife to deir husband...some were even betrothed at d age of 4-5 to a guy whom d parents believe cums from a good family
talking about divorce??....if u get divorce den,,no man will ever
marry u again...even if ur husband cheats,,or use u as punching bag everyday,u will have to stay in d marriage cos cuming awt is nt an option......

EVERYTIN HAS CHANGED
U cant cum here nd say "dese city gils aint loyal"
about whatsapp nd twitter,,im sure if our parents had technology den,deir lives wuld have been different
Every human go with change.....dere was a tym we danced galala nd yahozee nd today we dance skelewu,kukere nd azonto......
1990s were into"if u were nt a virgin,,u wunt get married" nd d whole community will insult u
TODAY,,If u b virgin,,,na war.....ur mates go say opportunity neva cum ur syd or u no sabi anytin....
Sooo my dear broda,,,arranged marriage worked den because dat is hw evrione gets married......if ur parents dont get sumone for u,,u wunt get married...
nowadays evrione wants true love.....if ur parent gets sumone for u nd probably she is ugly,,,u can refuse nd go luk for d girl u want..nd if ur parents decide nt to cum to ur wedding,,,E NO CONCERN U...

as for mi,,,NO ONE will get a husband for mi......I will search for my man!!!!!!!!!!

Alive

Oahray: @ pweedyuz, greetings your royal shyness.

Do i know u

"quotes"...wen u do not go out at odd times nd u do wat ur suppose to do at d ryt time u wunt get distractions
Says whu

just because u are still intact dosent mean those whu arent went awt at odd times!!!!
U are lucky!!!dats all

madan: We have been to church together on diff occasion and there ws no problem. But he now says he wants to be attending d grail service too. and go to church whenever he is free. that he isnt against my goin to church and he will go with me once in a while, for him to hav the time to attend his grail meetings. this is the bone of contention

im nt saying u havent been to church b4
im asking if uve followed him to his grail service to c hw its lyk
if u can cope with it nd all

madan: really? And I have asked him so many times abt this, bt he denied and said its nt a cult. Thanks for ur comment

He denied nd said its nt a cult
sister,,are u saying u havent gone to check awt d church to c if its "God's church" ?
i mean hes ur future husband nd if dis grail stuff is d only tin u worry about in him....u are suppose to have check it awt....u know,,follow him one day to c hw dy do tins
nd if after everytin,u feel dey are nt worshipping God or probably u dnt like dia method of doing it or sumtin,,,,,,U FLEE

Lyk u said u r a strong Xtian nd kids will b involve in dis marriage so u need to tink about dem!!!

REALLY
*research source or idontbelieveit

MARY REMMY
ANGELA OKORIE

BOI!!!NEVA KNEW DEY WERE MARRIED......*wen*

REDBUNNY: I really don't care as long as it is not all over his body. Just one or two meaningful tatoo is alright not all that meaningless trash some people draw on their body.

l love u *oopssss*
i meant i luv ur thinking faculty....*u are mouthed*

nd BTW,,Im nt gay or anytin

snadguy007: Yes, THOMAS' GRANDSON...We only believe in what we see.
So pictures or youarelying

haha...lolz
*with ada mbano's voice* "okwala gi''

snadguy007: Picture or wedontbelieve

COULD DIS B "THOMAS'S SON

daryoor: my perfect wife

pwetty face
sligh bow legs
smooth skin
talks cool
versatile(some girls no know pass bible)
average or tall
not thin not fat
not pitch black not anambra yellow(brown chics rock) gentle but thoughful
not a slut not also a prude
... make i continue?

Were u referring to mi