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Happy Sunday house and my wonderful team October....Leboo drag me to do obstetric (anomaly) scan yesterday and to the glory of God every was measuring fine,I can see my soulmate heartbeat on the screen...Baby is in a cephalic position and long lye(I hope DAT is good?)
placenta is Anterior(low lye) and grade 1 maturity....Baby sex is XY but d sonographer decided to put ?XY and ask me to check back in few weeks time, Abeg I don remove d ? and claim my XY( officially team blue).

hebrewbirths:
Congrats! Mama Orney

In fact today is my most interesting and fun filled day on nairaland

Thanks Mama Zahnie for the fun and also the lovely gift.

Abeg continue with the gift o because me I go join very soon wey MS leave me fully. Lol

Teamie if I hear...MS keh? Abeg MS carry ur load and free dis mama o

zaynie:
Oya bring your boobies
Let's do 85:15

Rara Ma, though cos I no u go give me discount wen I won shop and i cant argue with my boss let do it 65:35

tchidi:
*sneaking my name in*

Correct mama,ur case is already settle,abeg let me be d 1st to say congratulations on ur BFP

zaynie:
Oshey!

We go share the money later
But Na 90:10 o

Ewooo chissos, 90:10? Infact operation packing my booby comot for gate.

Loisemm:
Sisterly, let's see for corner to discuss

Haaa mummy triplet I wish o,but for dis buhari economy wey we dey....kolewerk
But as my personal person we go runz am somehow.

Loisemm:
Lmao....loolzzzz
Chai....mummy Zaynie oooo.
Pweetymii come n see mum Z oo

YES BOSS......I don stand gigigba for gate,my bobby is enough to block any mama wey won dodge and enter.

5Bfp already 45 more to go for dis month abeg mamas claim urs and book ur space.

So make I use d opportunity book for d following mamas @4realwoman, Cravingchic, Legendmother, Loisemm, FruitfulRay, Mamatwiny, Mumredeemer.

Pls senior mamas dat ever had pelvic pain how do u cope with it? I had dis pain during my TTC days and it disappeared after I did massage and womb setting den,but its like d pain is back with full force now have been managing it for weeks now but its becoming really kind of painful especially if i rest on my back or sleep on and hard surface.

Benignasweety:
Rushed in here to officially welcome dix latest maamas, incase dey are still rubbing dia makeups to jazz in here sha..
By d power vested on me by dix precious space of mine! I welcome
Mummy curvilicious a.k.a mama John
Mummy Blessedmumi a.k.a (erhmmm Benny godchild )

Lemme go and bring d golden chair, iyam coming...
Happy bumping...

Yes o,infact I need to go to d TTC trend and drag curvilicious curvy(AKA mama john)here, i hope MS free u so dose curves wont bend ooo(Run before she get here cos dat mama sabi Kunfu)
Blessedmumi u welcome too,u made me remember my before before cycle mate @Blessedmum and Prettmum(hope u mamas and LOs are talking it softly on Daddy's money o) .

Cravingchic ,4realwoman , Legendmother, Loisemm u mamas are next in line in Jesus name, and as Mama Zaynie(senior chief accountant) PA u must pay dues o,so get prepared.

curvilicious:
I have finally summoned courage to do it again and its a BFP!

Wow Wow!!!! Our God is never late and he never lie, congratulations to u mummy John....May you have a stressfrees and MS free 9month journey in Jesus..You shall carry to term and deliver like the Hebrew women.

angeltolly:
October Cappo @ pweetiebabe, comman see Mama like you o Using torchlight to find ms up and down. You people’s love for Ms is amazing

Am now a big gurl ooo,infact MS don carry its luggage and disappear I guess its a FTM thing to get worried wen MS seem to disappear ooo.

CravingChic:
Hi mamas...I was just gonna keep this to myself but well decided otherwise for some reasons. I kept having positives on HPTs since last week tuesday. However, I went to do a scan and blood test today and got negatives. Doc says its a chemical pregnancy as Urine test is still showing positive...and I have started bleeding with clots. I am not happy but I thank God still. I look forward to a better future outcome.


Fertility blessings!!

My love,all I can say is God is in control and I know before d end of d 1st quarter of year he will wipe away your tears and you are definitely testifying and I pray affliction shall not rise again.Heart u so much.

Wow!!!Beyedew mama I read ur dairy and I commend ur patience sis....infact I don get new prayer point ooo.

CoolOne1:
Ok. lemme officially come out and register with my team mates. Team October Cappo,add my name to the list.

Welcome teamie, may you experience unspeakable joy and happiness in Jesus name. Happy bumping dear,kindly drop ur EDD and baby sex(if already known) so it can be updated.

imurboss:
Your bump is showing really well, lovely bump cappo!

I was happy wen I read FTM don't show until ard 20wks only for me to start noticing ard 14wks or so,I give God all d glory for making me experiencing dis ooo.

Afternoon mama its bump(ie) Tuesday,y is nobody displaying all those heavy load bump now, abeg team October come and show ur skills o,even if na eba or rice bump,if na back or chest bump we must show ourselves.



Make I show my smallie bumpie of 16wks6days

beyedew:
Finally, I'm done!!!
2days assignment, it was totally fun, I was stuck, couldn't drop my phone. Y'all are awesome.
Congrats to all offloaded mamas.
Ahnie, congrats ma, your bs ehhhh, I was expecting drama ooo.
Naomi13, my maggilickingmama, I see you.
Iyamomoreloaded, welcome ma.
My ms almost came back with that saliva drinking toddler.
Pweetiebabe, may good tidings always be your lot in your home, Amen.
Benignasweety, darling sis, how are you?
Giddyperson, untie me, I'd cooperate .
My twin mama teamie @imurboss, God gat you ok.
Mommy Zaynie, ino get work now ooo, make me your PA na!!! Cute stuffs you have. Can't wait.
Ms, Ms, Ms... you dealt with me, you dealt with me real bad.
Yes, I'm not going to church today.

Welcome teamie but u re already late in applying as mama zaynie PA cos she already employed me o,infact I receive my employment letter last night......Abi Zaynie na lie? We plenty wey no dey go church today,hubby done eye me and hiss tire but am nt moved.

zaynie:
Awwwwww
See me smiling like a new bride here
Thanks so much AngelTolly....to think that everytime we spoke I'm always like Na real angel be this. She speaks so softly, taking the words one at a time.
I'm so happy you love your goods!
Thanks for trusting me

Mama Zaynie can I apply as ur PA cos I love dis kind patronage o,but I no go dey carry bag o na to just dey hold and carry money

fpeter:
So, i spoke to a friend recently about my TTC struggles and she sent me a DR's info. I was skeptical at first about calling him but then i gave him a call on Monday. I told him i was dealing with tubal issues and immediately he told me that my enemy had no hope, he said IVF was the only option. I told him that it was the same DRs that said there was no remedy to blocked tubes especially the tube that had hydrosalpinx, yet I did my own research and got the tube cleared of hydrosalpinx. Then he said to me as if taunting me, that why hadn't i gotten pregnant since then...that how was i sure that the damage to my tubes were not permanent, this DR really dashed my feelings but i got over it and told God to surprise them. Then today my friend who sent me to the DR asked how far and i related my encounter to her..the next thing she said to me was that i wasn't serious, i hadn't done enough, that i wasn't trying enough, otherwise i would have gone for IVF, she said until i'd done IVF 16 times in India then she could agree that i have tried. It took a huge effort for me to control myself without lashing out at her. Meanwhile, she's also TTCing so i asked her how far with her and why did her IVF fail, she said i was feisty and cynical...that was i expecting an answer from her to use as a yardstick to make my own decisions, that do i even know if she's pregnant right now....at this point, i couldn't bear it anymore so i gave her my own piece of mind. I don't understand how someone would say another person has not tried enough, nobody knows how much the shoes hurts except the one that wears it...TTC is no joke and everyone's efforts and pace should be respected. There's no certificate for long-term or short-term TTC, some people may be able to endure 20yrs and another won't be able to endure 3yrs.

Mama I will advice u ignore that friend totally, what is hydrosalpinx in the presence of God? Infact I am a living testimony of getting pregnant with hydrosalpinx even when my gynea was suggesting tubal flushing my God surprise us all....So be rest assured that same God will surprise you before be end of the 1st half of this year.

SomebodysMum:
Pweetiebabe! Pweetiebabe!! Pweetiebabe!!!

Why is my name missing from the roll call I will plan with market women and they will overcharge when you go to do baby things shopping o.

OMG!!! So so sowi ma'am guess its when I was editing.

Nimi22:
Present ma. I'm always here everyday but laziness to type is my biggest problem in fact I had a question to ask yesterday but as I picked my fone to type I just felt no need again for because I no wan press keyboard. I think I should improve jare. Starting ANC tomorrow.
Congrats on ur nephew's birth, God has really turned to your family this year

Lazy lazy teamie, it do happen like dat sometime thou.

tikosdear:
cappo I dey hail o.pls my edd is October 3 according to lmp and 27 Sept according to first scan but I am staying with October and the gender of the baby is xx. Pls do the correction o. Other teamies I dey hail o.one love!

Noted and corrected.

Good morning wonderful mamas of great children,its been long I pop in to say hi. I pray before the 1st half of this year the lord will visit every mama here with her sticky BFP in Jesus.

God has done it again, right from May1st I knew dis month is sooo blessed.....My eldest Sis gave birth last night to a bouncing baby boy.


Team October how una dey,infact this bubble like feeling is just so awesome.... Mama beyedew its been a long time o,just pop in @least to say hi... Can't wait to confirm baby sex so I can also patronize Mama zaynie(senior chief accountant.)

HWA to me and my sunshine...Thank you awesome God for 2yrs of undiluted love,joy and happiness.... We say Dalu for d early anniversary gift.

zaynie:
Phlakkeys, e be like you don learn this Captain work before bah?
Take high5!
Tiwatopebam, you are double sighted. And so is Beningnasweety.
I see Naomi14 still active even with vigilante. Double Twale for you babe!

TeamAugust Wheres your Kapitan?
TeamSeptember.......
TeamOctober....MS never leave una?
TeamNovember...... I no even see one person
TeamDecember....... How far? MS still dey?

Senior accountant general Ma,I believe MS don free all team October we are just using dis period to rest o to make up for all those days MS stole from us.

imurboss:
I also started my ANC this weekend. Try and take more of ugu, garden egg leaves too will help alot. God will see us through

Please mummy twins can d garden egg leaves be cooked just like vegetables?

Please senior Mamas our safe is Amoxyl usage? I was given d drug with dissolvable Vitc and some other drugs+ wen is the right time to take d 2nd TT shot? Was ask to come back in 4wks time

After so much procastination I decided to carry my big chest to register ANC today,Chai I just dey waka up and down it got to a stage I told one of d nurses make she give give me 10min cos I dey hungry....
Urine tested + to protein and after thinking all dis while I be blood group A RH+ I realised I be O RH+…
My PCV was also kinda low 29%(liver and ugu go hear am) was also give my 1st Tetanus injection....

To all teamie October the lord is our strength and pillar... And my Wonderful mamas we shall record no loss in Jesus name.

zaynie:
Keep it coming mamas....

Tested and Trusted MS stoppers
1. Agbalumo
2. Peppermint
3. Fox's ginger biscuit

Actually nothing worked for me @ 1st but later I realised bitter kola and agbalumo does d magic