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Health / Re: Personal Training by PyRo1: 6:27pm On Apr 03, 2010
doyin13 is a yoruba gym freak.
Family / Re: What Do You Do While Poo-ing? by PyRo1: 10:25pm On Apr 02, 2010
Fingering!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by PyRo1: 10:14pm On Apr 02, 2010
Thank goodness I got more sleep than I bargained for.

I missed my presentation grin
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by PyRo1: 10:12pm On Apr 02, 2010
maybe we can bet on games. hmmmm
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by PyRo1: 8:52pm On Apr 02, 2010
The season is starting soon!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by PyRo1: 3:39pm On Apr 02, 2010
5 more minutes please
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by PyRo1: 12:24am On Apr 02, 2010
lalaboi, lol, funny.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by PyRo1: 12:08am On Apr 02, 2010
Give am belle!
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by PyRo1: 11:57pm On Apr 01, 2010
I shall overcome.
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by PyRo1: 5:39pm On Apr 01, 2010
LMAO, it is now you know.
Events / Re: Happy Easter in Advance to Nairalanders - What Are Your Easter Wishes For Naija by PyRo1: 5:38pm On Apr 01, 2010
Happy Easter in ADVANCE
Celebrities / Re: Is Derele Gay? by PyRo1: 10:53am On Apr 01, 2010
Yes he's a FHAGGOT with a big T!
Romance / Re: Comment Pls: She Returns Everything I Have Given Her After We Break Up! by PyRo1: 10:51am On Apr 01, 2010
So says the cheater.
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Attract Handsome Men by PyRo1: 10:48am On Apr 01, 2010
@mama-gee

maybe you just HURGLYYYYYYY past wor wor
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Attract Handsome Men by PyRo1: 10:47am On Apr 01, 2010
pro01:

It's a complex matter. First let me begin with this question: would you rather attract a rich guy or a handsome guy?

Now, from my experience I think handsome guys know that average & above girls (whether they admit or not) often give in with respect and ease to rich guys, however ugly. But when a handsome man comes along on foot they make him go through the eye of a needle. The guys know they are handsome and so their pride cannot allow them condone such insults and needless shakara from some girl who probably aren't nearly as fine as them (thats why they prefer foreign women who are less materialistic, but more 'looks oriented'). But when a little fortune smiles on them, the confidence sets in with a vengeance; they prowl all over, devouring any prime chicken in sight. Its complex though. But a handsome & rich guy is often merciless.
LMAO no shat.

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Romance / Re: I Love Her, But I Want To Leave Her: Pls Help. by PyRo1: 10:43am On Apr 01, 2010
J.Jay:

Mosesjazz, U dont need our help. U have d power to help urself. Dont call/visit for two weeks or more. If she doesnt call/find u, move on dude. She's tripping for someone else just as u're doing for her.
Perfect advice.  So perfect I have to frame it.
Stop putting pussies on pedestals.  Like he said just ignore her and watch her change.  If she doesn't MOVE ON!
Don't be a bleeping pansy. too many women out there fool.
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool by PyRo1: 10:39am On Apr 01, 2010
I got someone good today. I felt really bad though. More to come tomorrow.
Romance / Re: Comment Pls: She Returns Everything I Have Given Her After We Break Up! by PyRo1: 10:38am On Apr 01, 2010
to the poster,

so what nigga, take the ffucking shhit back and go ffuck her friend.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 10:27am On Apr 01, 2010
You can't get enough huh you loose nigger-biitch. Come back hoe.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 10:22am On Apr 01, 2010
^^^^Shut the ffuck up HoE.
LMAO
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 10:13am On Apr 01, 2010
ayettymama:

^^ lolz

ull be here till tommorow fightin with the animals

ill advice u not to bother!
your younger sister is an animal. ffuck you. monkey!
lol
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 10:12am On Apr 01, 2010
queeneve:

Yeah, I see NL do not have a minimum entrance based on IQ numbers,


According to a white man name Webster, he defined HOE:

A hoe is a slang for LovePeddler and LovePeddler or hoe sells their bodies for money or favorable goods. The money or favorable goods transaction differeniate between SLUT, TRAMP, AND LovePeddler. Sluts and tramps are people who sleep WITHOUT favorable goods and enjoy casual intimacy with no string attached. LovePeddler sells body related activity in exchange for money or favorable goods with or without the desire of intimacy.

Coward these nuts mean LovePeddler in NIGERIA? Wait a minute! You are not a gay are you? My bad, I know gays get excited when balls are mentioned!

I will be kindly to email you a dictionary seeing you living in an excluded village, bruh! Now I may have to pay chinguku to run it to you from the mainland.

Now go sit back down and eat the cookies like a good boy. This isn't your tea time boo!


'O dear.  And the belligerent hoe is on a roll.  Who set you on fire?  cheesy

I will be kindly to email you a dictionary - YE pa pa pa pa pa IBONNNN!
seeing you living in an excluded village - ghettocabulary.

Idiot! Rubbish!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of These Two Can Break Your Defence? by PyRo1: 10:10am On Apr 01, 2010
I wonder which guy hurt my dear ebony. It must have been horrendous. Poor girl.
Health / Re: Personal Training by PyRo1: 10:09am On Apr 01, 2010
If all else fails, I'll work you out tongue
Health / Re: Personal Training by PyRo1: 10:08am On Apr 01, 2010
Don't forget cardio, and don't forget to stretch!
Health / Re: Personal Training by PyRo1: 10:08am On Apr 01, 2010
Just chill and quit being so belligerent.

If you really want something for starters, without weights, where you can/will feel the burn if you do the exercises properly with good form . . . I recommend the P90x.

If your focus is on abs, there are tons of Ab workout exercises out there on youtube.
Commitment and intensity are really, really, really, really important.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 10:01am On Apr 01, 2010
queeneve:

I suggest you stay your arse out the KITCHEN ENTIRELY, why keep touching the stove if you know it hot?

I don't need to headbutt or go low, I went high to your head, YOU RESPONDED,



If you want to argue then go right ahead. Let me call the rubber room man FIRST.

BY THE WAY, YOU CAN COWARD THESE NUTS!

Holla!
lmao spoken like a certified ghetto hoe.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 9:32am On Apr 01, 2010
queeneve:

You making an arse out of yourself when you ASSume@na2day

Do not compare women with other women because no two women are alike. In science class, we studied the fingerprint theory. Each human beings have their own unique fingerprint design and every whorls are different from the next fingerprint. I suggest you adopt the FINGERPRINT THEORY, when you think of women.

If that you are mentally capabie of doing so.


Tootles for now! cool
Women? More than a handful of them are cowards. They hit you in the mouth when you're not looking. They fight dirty - low blows and headbutts are aplenty in their arsenal.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by PyRo1: 9:30am On Apr 01, 2010
@harakiri

I just located your other thread and read your story about your girlfriend that is acting like she's a free agent. My man before you do something silly, you have to regain control of yourself first. There is no amount of sitting down and talking that will make that chick pay attention to you. She realizes she has you already and is bored like a cat looking for string to play with. Forget the fact that her family knows you etc etc, I know enough guys who have used that as a consolation when their chick is going haywire, no amount of talk from her family members will cure that itch she's feeling now. As far as shes concerned all you're saying is entering one ear and going out the other.

My advice to you is to regain complete control don't call her, don't visit and don't ask for intimacy. Be completely uninterested in her. If she comes around looking for whats wrong with you, give her her quit notice no reasons attached. Don't bother explaining squat to her. Just tell her you don't feel like it anymore and send her on her way. Then come back here and share the results with us. Showing her your emotions now is only a sign of weakness, asking her who she's talking to is you giving her an avenue to run a stake through your heart. Be wise, brother be wise.
Perfect advice.


FRAMED!
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by PyRo1: 9:21am On Apr 01, 2010
ayettymama:

some gimme a link where i can watch these games pls

after googlin some of these names

i would like to see grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
if you flash me your oops, i will give you 10 links free of charge.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Of These Two Can Break Your Defence? by PyRo1: 2:23am On Apr 01, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Uhmmmm I bet you have your rose-blinkered glasses on because this forum is very anti-women but I dont see the men saying anything about it. I speak the truth, some like it, others dont. "Shrugs"
The forum is as anti-women as it is anti-men, unless your goggles are only focused on one sex.
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by PyRo1: 11:44pm On Mar 31, 2010
Eww I broke my nail

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