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malware:
IPOB are Christian terrorists, I have seen them beheading a military couple. They even removed the innocent woman's vagina. If that is not terrorism, I dont know what is.

Me I don't know who ipob is neither did I watch their videos,you that said you watched them were they mentioning the name of jesus while doing it like you people do it and call Allah akkubarr ? So anybody that is not a Muslim to you is a Christians? Are you that shallow minded and primitive?

malware:
It's actually supposed to be Christian terrorists, not militia. You go cry tire.

una wei be terrorists de find weting to console una say christianity don de get wetin dem de accuse una of abi? So una go just create some lies abi? keep consoling yourselves. Christianity has no extremism. But to feel better, you can believe anything to help una get better.

SecuritybriefNg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok9NBoPmWas?si=kOg5wZ1MWBNCrmna



Source: https://securitybriefng.com/bachama-leaders-accuse-military-political-elites-of-backing-armed-militia-in-adamawa-land-dispute/

FG need to intervene now

Lol, which one is christian militia again now? wetin person no go hear online? Does Christianity have provision for militia ? am just hearing this for the very first time . Abeg, Mr. Quack Reporter, carry this your slowpoke story away from here

eyesoflagos:

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7593669776245869832?_r=1&_t=ZS-930Sm34UbEi




https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/12/today-is-my-wedding-but-i-ran-away-nigerian-woman-sparks-online-debate/

The guy self no get eye for better thing, babe wei look like woopy G. like this, na em him de waste resources and emotional investment? chai! guys

Yea , my Bois have done it again. Even though their allowance were delayed they went ahead to put in their best. Bravo guys. We go bring the trophy home again

Kelzlez:
What's this called and how can it be treated. It's been a week now or so.

Please any suggestions 🙏🙏🙏

I'm new guys. Please I'll appreciate if this moves to front page for more suggestions and solutions 🙏🙏🙏

Ear infection, pls rush the person to the hospital without wasting time here. Nairaland is not a hospital

Richtaiwo:
Contrary to the drama he’s trying to stage, nothing, absolutely nothing, is easy anywhere in the world. Life is not a roadside promo where currencies are exchanged with vibes and confidence.

So, since he’s proudly waving that bundle of naira and announcing it equals 800 cedis, perhaps he should also enlighten us, how long did it take him to earn it? Or is he implying that the same sweat that coughs out N800 in Nigeria will magically summon 800 cedis in Ghana?

Yes, a thousand dollars today is roughly N1.5 million. Very impressive. But let’s not insult basic reasoning, is the effort required to earn N1,000 the same effort needed to earn $1,000? Is it equally likely that someone will casually gift you N1,000 the same way an American will casually gift you $1,000? If that were true, birthdays in Lagos would look like Wall Street bonuses.

We constantly hear of people earning $2,500–$3,000 monthly abroad. Fair enough. But has anyone ever heard of someone in US, same job category, same skill level as Nigeria, earning $300,000 monthly in the US? If yes, please provide evidence, not vibes.

Yes, the naira is weak. Nobody is disputing that. But turning every exchange rate comparison into a circus act is unnecessary exaggeration. Currency value is not a comedy skit, and economics is not impressed by social media mockery. Let’s tone down the theatrics and apply a little sense, just a little.

Meanwhile, Ghana redominated its currency not quite long ago. I know most don't even understand what that means.

Make Una just de console unaselves . Wetin the guy talk na true. If U don dey visit those African countries before de change money and you know how e take be that time, den U go now, U no go write all those consolation epistle Wei you write. Call a spade a spade Una govt no get a clue of how to manage the economy. Leave stories jare.

Sounds somehow saying getting documents from home while abroad is strenuous. I have assisted both relatives and friends get them stress-free. Am just getting to know here that it's a big deal. Must everything in life be made complicated? Or it's just some people that want to make them look so?

helinues:
Thanks for the revelation. The Lagos state government will act on it.

Hope there won't be foul crying later sha

Crime is crime bro. Anyone crying foul on this can go on as long as he or she likes. Crime no sabi tribe . Get the baggar arrested and prosecuted ojawe

Ezeama400:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/08/trump-orders-us-withdrawal-66-international-organisations-including-31-un-bodies

Simple, make the orgs beg Trump. Na so na , haba, abi wetin una want make i talk?

obembet:
Hey Chicken lovers,

How many days can you work here before you receive a sack letter?

Bunch of cholesterol things there. Not everyone eats anyhow.

Lexzeey:
In every family there's these uncles and aunts who knows nothing about you, they don't even know your name sometimes or how you survived into adulthood but feels you owe them allegiance whenever they see you.

first off I know it's an African thing to always respect people older than you, and before you crucify me I am also an adult now with his own adult life, I keep to myself and I don't force people to respect me as respect is earned.

A family member died and we all came back for it, coupled with the holidays, the whole extended family was present including some of those in diaspora, I'm an introvert so I keep to myself, I generally greeted everyone when I came and sat in my corner.

Then there's this useless Cockatoo who drank free beer until his brains froze, first he kept talking about yahoo boys, how they dress a certain way, how they do all sorts to be rich, how they kill people to be rich, they both with soap gotten from herbalist, they don't go to work yet they're living fine, they have cars at a young age etc.

Now when you're talking and you don't call my name trust me I won't answer you. Even if it's obvious you're talking about me, and from all indication this man was talking about me, one my mom is dead, two I earn online and don't physically go to work, third I am not begging I'm doing okay, but I still didn't pay him any mind, then he indirectly started talking about how they don't respect people enough, he was so pained for some reason and condescending.

I just got up and went to a shop outside our family house, as I was buying something this weyrey came, I got what I wanted and turned to leave and that was when I felt it, waaam at my back, this guy slapped me on my back, then he asked me directly, didn't you see me? Don't you know I'm your uncle?

I lost it, and like a reflex I slapped him back hard it was a resounding slap, he staggered backwards, and my cousins held me, before I know it has spread that I just slapped uncle whatever his name is, what's painful is everyone blamed me, for being disrespectful and suddenly it didn't matter what he did, I'm somehow supposed to attone for it.

this man didn't know how I survived till adulthood, not even a penny of his went into my upbringing, I don't know why he felt I owe him respect and allegiance, even if I did, why does he have to go about it that way.

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Omo, your pupsy still dey alive? hmmmmm, i no know wetin i go talk. it looks like his analysis of Yahoo Boys first of all hit you. Your reaction was not mostly because he hit you at the back but what he started talking initially when he saw you. But a clear conscience, they say, fears no accusation. By the way, that aside, let's assume after you slapped him and he fell and passed away, what do you think would have happened? I expect you should be more enlightened than those kinds of people in the village. They may not be healthy enough to take such a strong slap from you. All this me I am short-tempered things omo, i don see person wei na just slap she give person the girl passed and she has been in prison for murder. Sometimes wisdom is better than power. Run, run and run. My take. It doesn't make you a coward, bro; it makes you wise. After all, if you want to show you are brave, not with your uncle. Bandits dey there.

Wike right now takes the identify of a bat, he is neither a bird nor a mammal. Confusing I must say

Biased pool question. One sided pool questions.

WriterNig:
U.S Forces Have Captured Venezuelan President Maduro & His Wife - Trump Says (Photos)

🇺🇸 Donald Trump posted;

Someone somewhere is next if he tries shyt

coputa:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/2025/12/28/in-security-game-changer-tinubu-launches-forest-guards-7000-deployed/

The big question is, what training will they be given and what kind of weapons? BC anything short of professional military training, anti corruption training with sophisticated weapons like AKs, will just be a waste of efforts.

Morbeta11:
🏳️‍⚧️ Transgender Population :




Source

You mean Nigeria has even one trans talk less of the stats shared there? Omg

Negroid001:
No be you dey try rub travel for my face.
And i let you know I'm doing well here that I don't have to travel and do odd jobs like you.

No be competition

Odd jobs like me? 😂 It is well with your soul

Negroid001:
Those who travel don't talk about it😅.

I said it BC you talked about travel ban by the USA, but in your case we didn't mention money before you said it - Q.E.D

Negroid001:
Go there if you wan go o.
I'm making my money here.
Don't know what you're talking about.

Those who truly make money don't talk about it. Lol.

Negroid001:
You won't condemn travelling over there if you had a green card. Insecurity has made you spill your whole life story here, questions i didn't ask you. I don't recall stating interest in their morally crippled country.

It's people like you that sold us to the Europeans. Gullible short termed thinking *****.

Hope it's not USA that you referred to as morality cropped country if you are a Nigerian? I can see you have been battered by low self esteem. It's no one's fault. Stay in your country , and you are getting pissed. After colonizing and giving you freedom, you still follow them to colonize you again by force. Otherwise which one is green card again that you are dying for?

Negroid001:
I'm saying A you're saying Z.
You lack comprehension.

As if they give you visa you no go do Thanksgiving.

Who told this one, i have not been visiting the USA? am not a simpleton like you bro. They didn't ban all categories of VISAs. They only ban the ones of the less privileged people like you. If I want to go there right now, i will go, okay.Those of us who have the ability to go we are not even worried about d ban like strugglers like you who see it like a golden oppotrtunity . Rest

Negroid001:
Don't say someone didn't warn you. A country that has restrictions on you coming to them is offering you help and you're shining your teeth.

Coming to USA to go and do what? You hate them yet you want to go there. I don't understand the kind of people some of you are. Stay in. Your country , you will not. You want to go to the country of trump you hate so much? Stay and develop your country.

Negroid001:
People like you are the reason why Nigeria is where it is. You can sell your soul for lack of foresight and ignorance

Mr foresight, people like you are the real deceivers that come tell the people all kinds of lies and when you have power, it's you , your stomach and the families alone and Nigeria keeps getting worse and worse. If you have foresight as claimed, will your life be this miserable? Export more whether you like it or not more action coming from the USA. You are real enemies of this country. Use your foresight to liberate yourself from the shackles of your life first

God1000:
https://www.sabcnews.com/sabcnews/eff-condemns-us-attacks-in-northwest-nigeria/?

This is a nonexistent body. They should face front and address their problems in their own states. We Nigerians are cool with trump's action. They should mind their illegal business

Negroid001:
I can guess your age and financial situation from this your reply

Lol. Since it's just a guess then I know it means nothing BC a guess can also be wrong. In any case you guess whatever you like, we already identified who you are and what is eating up. Expect more according to Santa Trump. As e de pain dem, e de sweet us. Lol

Negroid001:
Buh honestly. The united states won't help without getting something in return.

one of the sympathisers identified here.! That is how we spot them one by one . they have come

Brownseen:
😎

Them say US the make mouth
We told them chill
We no d do chochocho
We be Actions boys

How many of the bad guys were eliminated through the strikes then? Abi na just to throw way bombs without achievement?

deji17:
Active individual taxpayers in Nigeria less than 10 million  —  Taiwo Oyedele


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2025/12/active-individual-taxpayers-in-nigeria-less-than-10-million-taiwo-oyedele/amp/

More of operation collect from them and waste it without accountability. Nothing good will come out of the mopping of cash from the poor. Very painful!

fineboynl:
Rice and stew is the most popular food during Xmas. And anywhere you see the party, the jellof rice is golden. But the problem is not many people know how to cook it well.

So which would you prefer? Rice and stew vs. jellof rice.e in

Traditionally, Christmas goes with rice and stew while jollof is mainly for ordinary days and occasions such as weddings. Wetin i even know sef.

miracle002:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/12/2023-election-i-regret-supporting-tinubu-makinde/

its too late to cry when the head is off. We go gbadun am together. We don enter we don enter. BAT carry us de go where both we and you no know. lol