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KINGinVAHALA:
Is this English, please?

@queencalipso when is our pre and wedding photoshoots gonna grace Nairaland Fb?

Lolzz!!! Holla at me when you are ready, I will be waiting for you

Moz22:
u blv the story?

Not exactly.

Lolz!!! Luck you at least he will jerk off with you too

EMPERORLEEE:
Lool na me na me joor, no be impostor . My main was banned oo, too much fights .

Na Silence sure pass true true . Wetin dey sup na

My dear I just dey o!! Giving praises to God almighty

UndisputedBosom:
Keep laughin at me in disguise

Laughing at you ke!!! When I've not finished laughing at my self.

We all have a story to tell. All I can say is ndo

EMPERORLEEE:
Mata n ka .. Lafia lau, ina gida? Ina everything? Na you disappear na , I no just see your break light

This moniker is new. What happened to the other one? I hope you are not an imposter

Your siggy though!! If they fight you, don't fight back. Pretend like you didn't notice. After all silence is the most powerful word. Shiru ma magana ne

UndisputedBosom:
Bro....my story no get mouth 2 talk am o......just feel lyk nature cheated me with that trap called "relationship"

Lolz!!! Ndo.

EMPERORLEEE:





Make I just pity you

Emperorlee kwana biyu!!

Ya kake No greetings from you lafia kwo?

KINGinVAHALA:
Hahahahahahaha, boss go meet fayose na make he give you his mom pad use na.

cc queencalipso, good morning love!

Good afternoon to you king: how's your day going?

@ɖɨċҡʀɨɖɛʀ, ʏօʊ ɖօռ't ʟɨҡɛ tɦɛʍ, ʏօʊ saʏ tɦɛʏ ɮʀɨռɢ ɮaɖ ռaʍɛs tօ ʏօʊ, ʏօʊ ċaʟʟ tɦɛʍ stʀaռɢɛʀs ɨռ tɦɛɨʀ օառ ċօʊռtʀʏ, ʏօʊ saʏ tɦɛy ʟɛaʋɛ tɦɛɨʀ ʟaռɖs tօ ɖօʍɨռatɛ ʏօʊʀs, ʏօʊ աaռt tɦɛʍ tօ ʟɛaʋɛ ʏօʊ ʟaռɖ, ʏɛt ʏօʊ ɖօռ't աaռt tɦɛʍ tօ ʟɛaʋɛ ʏօʊʀ քʀɛċɨօʊs օռɛ Nɨɢɛʀɨa. I ռօ ɖɛʏ ɖօ aɢaɨռ ռօ ɮɛ ɮʏ ʄօʀċɛ.

Iʄ tɦɛʏ aʀɛ ɢօɨռɢ tօ sʊʄʄɛʀ aʄtɛʀ ʟɛaʋɨռɢ, ʟɛt tɦɛʍ ɮɛ tɦɛ ʝʊɖɢɛ օʄ tɦat. Its tɦɛɨʀ ʟɨʄɛ, tɦɛɨʀ ɮʊsɨռɛss. Lɛt tɦɛʍ ɢօ.

Smileprince:
Yeah very true what you have said.

There are many things missing from the story. Normally before concluding of her whereabout. One would ask few questions
1. Ask the Secretary the time the call came in?
2. Have she given such excuse before?
3. Then stylishly call her wife to say hi, and ask about something totally different. Then before dropping the call he'll ask How's the office and work?
And if her number wasn't going through, he should go back home immediately.
But if it happens that she's not at home, he shouldn't panic, he would wait for her return then ask her how was office today? Her response will say it all.

I'll strongly recommend he didn't open up on him looking for her. Until she confess about it.

We all can tell when your partner is telling lies, so it's true he has to calm down and think through.

Thanks Queencalipso you're a very patient person.

But mind you human will remain human. So don't trust anybody but let us always give benefits of doubt

Yօʊ aʀɛ ʍօst աɛʟċօʍɛ. Aռɖ tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ tօօ ʄօʀ ʊռɖɛʀstaռɖɨռɢ.

UndisputedBosom:
We dont need a magician to tell us that deep down in u, u wish God wil change him nd brin bck 4 u....forgiveness is not a problem


The deep u fell inlove with him...is quite obvious that a big part of u secretly wants him bck

Haɦa ɦaɦa!! Yօʊ ɢʊʏs ɦɛʀɛ ռɛʋɛʀ ċɛasɛ tօ aʍaʐɛ me ɦօա քօssɨɮʟɛ ɖօ ʏօʊ քɛօքʟɛ ɛʋɛռ tɦɨռҡ ɨt ɨs tօ ʟօʋɛ a ɢʊʏ aɢaɨռ աɦօ ʟɨɛɖ tօ ʏօʊ, ɖɛċɛɨʋɛɖ ʏօʊ, ċɦɛatɛɖ օռ ʏօʊ, tʀɛatɛɖ ʏօʊ ʟɨҡɛ ʏօʊ aʀɛ աօʀtɦʟɛss, ʀɛքʟaċɛɖ aռɖ ɦʊʍɨʟɨatɛɖ ʏօʊ? Hօա ɛasy ɖօ ʏօʊ tɦɨռҡ ɨt ɨs tօ ʟօʋɛ sʊċɦ a ʍaռ aɢaɨռ??

Iʄ tɦɛʀɛ aʀɛ ʟaɖɨɛs օʊt tɦɛʀɛ աɦօ ɖօ ɨt, tɦɛռ ҡʊɖօs tօ tɦɛʍ. As ʄօʀ ʍɛ, ʊռʟɛss ɨ աaռռa ċօʍʍɨt murder ɦɛ ɖaʀɛ ռօt ċօʍɛ ċʟօsɛ tօ ʍɛ.

Wɦɛռ ɨ ʟօʋɛ, ɨ ɢɨʋɛ ɛʋɛʀʏtɦɨռɢ. Bʊt ɨʄ ɦɛ tɦʀɛա ɨt tօ tɦɛ ɖօɢs, ɨ ɖօ ռօt ɦaʋɛ tɦɛ ɦɛaʀt tօ քʀɛtɛռɖ ʟɨҡɛ ɨt ռɛʋɛʀ ɦaքքɛռɛɖ.

Smileprince:
Yeah that's true, but with what men and women have seen and experience before marriage, it's not advisable to play prank that would make your partner to have double mind of who you're.

But regarding her movement I still don't feel comfortable, reason because for her to do that, she might have also called the office for such before.


I know of a lady who said she Can't be in a place where her husband don't know of. Not that she's afraid but she has mutual respect for the husband. And communication is key to any good relationship

Wɦat ɨʄ sօʍɛtɦɨռɢ ɮaɖ ɦaքքɛռɛɖ tօ ɦɛʀ ɮɛʄօʀɛ sɦɛ ċօʊʟɖ ʀɛaċɦ ɦɛʀ ɦʊsɮaռɖ? A ʟօt օʄ աɦat "ɨʄs" ʍʏ ɖɛaʀ.Iʄ aʍ tɦɛ ɦʊsɮaռɖ ɨ աɨʟʟ tɦɨռҡ aɮօʊt ɦɛʀ saʄɛtʏ ʄɨʀst, tɦɛռ ɨ աɨʟʟ asҡ ʍʏsɛʟʄ ɦas sɦɛ ɖօռɛ tɦɨs ɮɛʄօʀɛ? Wɦɛʀɛ ċօʊʟɖ sɦɛ sɦɛ քօssɨɮʟʏ ɮɛ? Wɦʏ ɖɨɖռ't sɦɛ ċaʟʟ ʍɛ tօ tɛʟʟ ʍɛ sɦɛ ɨs sɨċҡ. Oʄ ċօʊʀsɛ tɦɛʀɛ աɨʟʟ aʟsօ ɮɛ tɦɛ tɦօʊɢɦt օʄ sɦɛ ċɦɛatɨռɢ, ɮʊt tɦɛռ ɨts ʝʊst aռ assʊʍքtɨօռ ʟɨҡɛ ɛʋɛʀʏ օtɦɛʀ զʊɛstɨօռs ɨ statɛɖ.

Hɛ ռɛɛɖs tօ ċaʟʍ ɖօառ aռɖ ɢɛt ɦɨs ʄaċts ʀɨɢɦt ɛʟsɛ ɦɛ ɖɛstʀօʏs ɦɨs ɦօʍɛ աɨtɦ ɦɨs օառ ɦaռɖs. Hɛ ҡռօաs ɦɨs ʄɨռɛ ɮɛttɛʀ tɦaռ aռʏօռɛ. Aċtɨռɢ ɮasɛ օռ ɦɨs ɨʍaɢɨռatɨօռ աɨʟʟ ɮɛ sօ աʀօռɢ ʝʊst ʟɨҡɛ ʏօʊ aʀɛ ɖօɨռɢ ռօա.

Mɨռɖ ʏօʊ, օʊʀ ɨʍaɢɨռatɨօռs ċaռ ɮɛ sօ աʀօռɢ aռɖ ʍɨsʟɛaɖɨռɢ sօʍɛtɨʍɛs, tɦat's աɦʏ աɛ ռɛɛɖ ռօt tօ ɦastɨʟʏ aċt ʊքօռ tɦɛʍ ɛsքɛċɨaʟʟʏ աɦɛռ tɦɛʏ aʀɛ ռɛɢatɨʋɛ aռɖ քaɨռʄʊʟ օռɛs.

Smileprince:
Lols Very funny but true. Anyway not all guys and not all girls.

But regarding what she did it's very painful, I don't care if it's for a good reason or not. At that moment trust would be lost.

A lady can still cope with a MAN of 50% trust level. But a man can never cope with a lady of 80% trust level.
Ladies must appear to be trusted any time any day. 100% no shaking
Though we know it's hard but appear to be 100%

And the moment you lose your trust, you have lost everything.

Wɛʟʟ աɛ ċaռt ʝʊst ċօռċʟʊɖɛ tɦat tɦɛ աօʍaռ ɨs ċɦɛatɨռɢ. Sօ ʍaռʏ ʊռċɛʀtaɨռtɨɛs aɮօʊռɖ ռօt ʝʊst ċɦɛatɨռɢ.

Iʄ tɦɛʀɛ ɨs օռɛ tɦɨռɢ I'ʋɛ ʟɛaʀռt ɨռ ʟɨʄɛ; ɨs ռɛʋɛʀ tօ ʀʊsɦ ɨռtօ ċօռċʟʊsɨօռ ʊռtɨʟ ɛʋɛʀʏ ʝʊstɨʄɨaɮʟɛ ʀɛasօռ ɨs exhausted

Decryptor:
At least the man is sincere rather than serpentine women who will tell you, "If there is anything i cant do, it is cheating on you" not knowing she has "collected" from your gateman, driver, landlord and even Pastor!

Wɛʟʟ sօċɨɛtʏ ʄʀօառs at աօʍɛռ ċɦɛatɨռɢ tɦat's աɦʏ sɦɛ աօռt aɖʍɨt sɦɛ's ċɦɛatɨռɢ.

Aռɖ աɦɛռ sɦɛ tɛʟʟs ʏօʊ; ɦօռɛʏ ɨts OK as ʟօռɢ as aʍ ʏօʊʀ ʍaɨռ girl ʝʊst ҡռօա sɦɛ's քʀօɮaɮʟʏ sʟɛɛքɨռɢ աɨtɦ sօʍɛօռɛ ɛʟsɛ aռɖ ɖօɛsռ't ċaʀɛ աɦօ ʏօʊ sʟɛɛք աɨtɦ. Aռɖ աɦɛռ ʏօʊ ɛʋɛռtʊaʟʟʏ ʄɨռɖ օʊt sɦɛ աօռt ɛʋɛռ ɮʟɨռҡ aռ ɛʏɛ.

@օք աɦʏ sɦօʊʟɖ ɨ ɛʋɛռ ċaʀɛ aɮօʊt ʍʏ ɛx aċtɨʋɨtɨɛs?? It ɨs a ɮʀɛaҡ ʊք ɛʋɛʀʏɮօɖʏ ʍɨռɖ ʏօʊʀ ɮʊsɨռɛss sɦɨҡɛռa!!

Smileprince:
Chai see heart break. No matter what kind of mission she's up to, the husband will never trust her again. And that's the beginning of the end. Hmmmm her movement shows that's not her first time.

Hmmm The question still remains, can a lady ever be satisfied with their man.?

Tɦɛ զʊɛstɨօռ ʀɛʍaɨռs, աɨʟʟ a ʍaռ ɛʋɛʀ ɮɛ satɨsʄɨɛɖ աɨtɦ ɦɨs աօʍaռ

Tɦat ʍօʍɛռt աɦɛռ ʏօʊ ɦɛʀɛ ʏօʊʀ ʍaռ tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʏօʊ, "ɮaɮʏ aʟʟ tɦօsɛ ɢɨʀʟs aʍ ċɦɛatɨռɢ օռ ʏօʊ աɨtɦ ɨ ɖօռ't ʟօʋɛ tɦɛʍ, ɨts ʏօʊ ɨ ʟօʋɛ". Wɦat ʀʊɮɮɨsɦ!!

halfricanadian:
LET THE WORLD KNOW I AM NOT INTERESTED

Aʍ sʊʀɛ ʏօʊ aʀɛ ɛռʝօʏɨռɢ this ċaռt ʏօʊ ռօtɨċɛ tɦat tɦɛsɛ ɢʊʏs ɦɛʀɛ aʀɛ ʝʊst tɛasɨռɢ ʏօʊ? Iʄ ʏօʊ aʀɛ ռօt ɨռtɛʀɛstɛɖ, աɦʏ ռօt ɨɢռօʀɛ ɦɨʍ?

BTW,aʀɛ ʏօʊ a Nɨɢɛʀɨaռ? I sɛʀɨօʊsʟʏ ɖօʊɮt

christaddicted:
Maɖaʍ aʄtɛʀ ʀɛaɖɨռɢ ʍʏ ҡɨռɖ ʀɛքʟʏ tօ ʏօʊʀ ɦɛʟք-need, ʏօʊ ɛռɖɛɖ ʊք taҡɨռɢ ʍʏ ʄօռt.

Yօʊʀ ҡɨռɖ ʀɛքʟʏ tօ ʍʏ ɦɛʟք ռɛɛɖ?? I ɖօռ't ɢɛt ʏօʊ!!

Hօա ɖօ tɦɛʏ ɖօ tɦɨs tʀaռsɢɛռɖɛʀ tɦɨռɢ?? Lօօҡs ʟɨҡɛ a ɖ!ċҡ tօ ʍɛ!!

Sɨռċɛ ɦɛ ʄʀɨɛռɖ ʐօռɛɖ ʏօʊ, ɮʀօtɦɛʀ ʐօռɛ ɦɨʍ aռɖ ʍօʋɛ օռ.

thesuave10:
You speak calipsoian abi

oneluvs:
Yes o

OK!! Wɦat ċaռ ɨ ɖօ ʄօʀ ʏօʊ? Aɮɨ ʍaҡɛ օ աօօ ʏօʊ?

oneluvs:
Where are you @Queencalipso's..........!

I ɖօռ't ɢɛt you aʍ ɦɛʀɛ!! Aʀɛ ʏօʊ ʟօօҡɨռɢ ʄօʀ ʍɛ?

KINGinVAHALA:
@queencalipso

Aաċɦ!!! Sօʀʀʏ ɦaʋɛ ɮɛɛռ ɮʊsʏ ʟatɛʟʏ.

Ighoga898:
Oh damn..... I have forgotten d tittle of dis movie OP is narrating

ɦaɦa ɦaɦa!!! Mօʋɨɛ ҡɛa? . Pօstɛɖ as sɛɛռ ɖɛaʀ, ռօt ʍʏ stօʀʏ!

EmperorLee:
Na hin way na but he should have told his wife about it before marrying her and I for like be the guy best friend ooh .






Queencalipso o'bim. Kee kwanu?

Lօʟʐʐ!!!! Yօʊ bad

Saա tɦɨs ʄaċɛɮօօҡ. Caռ tɦɨs ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɮɛ ɦaքքɛռɨռɢ? Tɦɛ աօʀʟɖ ɨs ʀɛaʟʟʏ ɢօɨռɢ ʍaɖ.

[quote author=KINGinVAHALA post=48327080]OK, nice and thanks.
seems you have been scarce online? was expecting a reply much earlier.

Done

madenigga:
The igbo girls i know re not worth such a bride price...
If its hausa/fulani girls that can be understood but igbo girls ...
70percent of igbo girls re loose.

Rɛaʟʟʏ!! Aռɖ ʏօʊ saʍքʟɛɖ 70% օʄ tɦɛռ tօ aʀʀɨʋɛ at ʏօʊʀ ċօռċʟʊsɨօռ, աɦat ɖɨɛs tɦat ʍaҡɛ ʏօʊ tɦɛռ??

Aʀɛ tɦօsɛ քɨɢ օʀ աɦat

KINGinVAHALA:
Lol, not worth troubling your humble heart for, OK?
Pm? Nah, I would prefer a whatsapp chat, what about that?
And I'm sorry for replying late, I have been really busy offline. I gave lot of my time and life to miss and Mr Nairaland, trying to recover everything if possible right now.

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