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You just want to kiss me Jaybee, you horn dog you,

Why holy water? What you performing excorcisms now?

Jaybeee,

Ask the owner, to create some more smileys, we need these following:

TOO MUCH INFORMATION FACE
ROLLING EYE FACE
COVER EYES FACE
WTH FACE
ORGASM FACE
LAUGHING OUT LOUD FACE
WHOOP SOMEBODY AZZ FACE

Mommie!!

(fainted)

UHMMMM NAWL MOMMIE!!!

Now, I will see if I can find the brown stallion for ya, he was in his stable, I guess somebody took him out for joyriding

My friend came over my house the other day and she was dressing differently than she normally would and her husband told my husband that he was not please with how his wife was dressing. He even asked my husband how did he got ME (QUEENEVE) to dress the way a married woman should. My husband simply told him that my wife is her own woman and she dress how she feels. As long as she doesn't show my properties, it okay.

So the question I have for you guys is whether you are dating or married, are there a CERTAIN DRESS CODE or appearance for a woman that is dating and a woman that is married?

I know that women who dress a certain way get certain reactions, BUT I DIDN'T know that a woman who is married or dating has to dress like a nun almost according to the husbands I have heard.

Men,

Do you consider your wife or girlfriend's THINGS YOUR PROPERTIES? If you girl want to show her cleavage is that a problem for you?

What is the UNIVERSAL DRESS CODE AND APPEARANCE FOR:

SINGLE WOMEN
MARRIED WOMEN
ENGAGED WOMEN
DATING WOMEN

SINGLE MEN
MARRIED MEN
ENGAGED MEN
DATING MEN

Oh, you don't know either,

I guess not all Nigerian speak pidgins huh?

Sure, if you bring your own black stallion, THIS ONE IS UHMM LICENSED TO ME ONLY

That was for FURRY AZZ,

CLEARLY HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT FLU IS,

HE SAID I GAVE MY HUSBAND FLU THROUGH HIS AZZ,

SMH,

I hope so Mommie Maddie,

I need to take my black stallion out the stable and go joyriding

Yup FUrry azz is retarded,

Mommie Maddie,

FLu can be tricky, he breathing funny, he coughing like he smoked weed all his life, he not eating much, and his breaf stank,

Sponge bath can make things better, instead of me nursing him, he making sure I am okay which he should be resting, He hardheaded,

How the fukk can you give somebody the flu in the nyansh?

You sure you in school?

Then LEAVE HER ALONE DUMB AZZ!

IF SHE IS NOT YOUR TASTE THEN LEAVEEEEEEEE DUHHHHH!

I see somebody guilty,

The truth is a bish at times,

Send these nuts,

We doing great Mommie Maddie,

He sick with the ills, he won't let me nurse him, I think it that African pride,

I tried to sponge him down, he like no baby I am fine and he breathing like he got some marbles in his chest, he bent on making sure I am okay despite the fact he is ill,

Is him not wanting me to nurse his ills normal?

Furry azz is fresh from the boat, he already acting like he been in UK for ten years,

He is regurgiating what MOBO been saying for ONE YEAR and it fukking up his head,

Mommie Maddie,

Furry azz said that Nigerian women didn't pay him any attention when he spoke to them, I find that hard to believe because of my friends who are in UK tells me differently and I do believe that SOME men are color struck, AND ALL I AM SAYING be real about it,

If you are color struck, OWN IT, lying about it not necessary,

Debosk,

There this music video by Nicki Minaj, FIVE STAR CHICK, clearly he is not dealing with that kind because FIVE STAR CHICKS want more than coffee and they would ask for a lexus instead,

He wasn't at starbuck's, he was at Pete's coffee stand,

What I really wanted to say was harsh,

This is nothing, I detest people who are ignorantly stupid,

Why would a nukka continue to have sex with a woman HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT? and then complain that she begging for sex? WTF? I clearly do not see her holding him hostage, I don't have time to be educating ignorantly stupid azz nukkas,

Not only I hope it crawl off, I hope the dog eat it!

Yeah,

There was this video of how this Nigerian man was jailed by a white woman claiming that he sexually harassed her and the eyewitnesses said that he approached her and she became frantic then the police rushed and put him away,

We will hear that furry azz in jail for approaching a white woman asking for change,

The only way you would know if she never ask for it again,

That mean you need to step up your game,

This is some bullchit!

I am sure there are some Nigerian women azzholes, but I know EVERY NIGERIAN WOMAN YOU APPROACHED IS NOT FUKKED UP IN THE HEAD, no matter how bad your APPROACH IS,

I am sure NO MATTER THAT TRIBE these Nigerian women are from, THAT ALL OF THEM ARE STUCK UP AND MEAN,

You are justifying the reason why you like white women by PUTTING DOWN NIGERIAN WOMEN as a whole, I AM SURE OUT OF TEN NIGERIAN WOMEN you have met there was ONE NICE NIGERIAN WOMAN,

You fulla chit!

I hope the dikk fall off, and crawl away,

Your approach threw them off and I highly doubt you have a pleasurable approach,

Nigerian and other African men are not choosing these black women as first pick and even my friend who is from UK said that his sister who is beautiful, but dark couldnt even get the attention from the African men in UK,

I asked him how is her personality, he responded she quiet but very nice,

So I know her personality is not turning them off, and YOU PUNKS can't compete with an outspoken woman, SO WHAT THE REAL DEAL?

YALL ARE COLOR STRUCK AND BE REAL ABOUT IT,

Mobo,

I want to personally THANK THAT DUMB WHITE CHICK that got your attention BECAUSE SHE IS DOING US A HUGE FAVORITE,

Yay for that dumb white chick!

Furry azz,

You a damn lie, the black women in UK tells me that NIGERIAN and other African men chase the white women AND WALKED past them,

They tells me that YOU GUYS IN UK ARE COLOR STRUCK, the lighter the woman the more attraction she will get from African men in UK,

Tell the FUKKIN TRUTH FOR ONCE,

Mobo,

What tribes are you from?