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(looking at my profile for picture, WHEW )

I see a jealousy bish woke up,

Somebody said that Igbo men make good housewives, if that the case, that mean MOBO IS IGBO!

Somebody asked which tribe MOBO from, so I investigated and found out that MOBO IS IGBO,

You disgraced your tribe MOBO, shame on you nukka!

Furry azz can't do nothing with me, He can't even reach my league (level), you know he 2 foot tall!

D-sense,

You know I am an American, gotta talk to me like I am mr cock, (retarded)

When you say in one trouser, you mean fighting?

Hmmmmm

D-sense,

You aint got homo tendencies do you? Why would you want to see 190's trouser?

He wont believe ya,

I play angel very well

I wonder if Mobo suck nyansh, hmmm

You know he likes you,

Stop acting like you clueless girl!

Awwwwww yall such a pal

I like yall too! I don't have anyone that I hate, hate is not in my vocabulary,


Now, ANNOYING, hmm let me get my Raid, (screaming and rolling on ground) Help! I see a big furry roach, (running)

What the matter 190?

You thought I was going to blow up and cry? NOT! I am a tough chick, until you realize that you would still be wasting your time rodent,

By the way green is not your color

Mr cock,

I know you severely retarded so I am trying not to LAUGH AT YOU, but with you,

I wish a nukka would try to control me, it gon be some SMOKE in the muthafukkin city!

It gon be some FURNITURE MOVING!

The two names I would draw would be JAYBEE and Reality,

For Jaybee, (a romantic vacation)

We would be on a secluded island with just the two of us. Nothing covering us but a loin cloth. We survive off fruits and island foods. We would do WILD things in the waterfall lake and make heavenly music all day long until the sunset. We would swim out in the ocean and gaze in the moonlight until the sleeping god calls us to shore. Just wearing nothing but a loin cloth, Jaybee would salute his soldiers good night and I feed him grapes off my buttocks until he couldn't sustain himself any longer and the SAINTS CAME MARCHING IN

For Reality, (a fun date)

We would be at Tyler Perry's play and laughing all through the play as we shared crazy dating stories. Reality shared to me his interest for Inkie and how much he loves her. I then give him tips on how to step up his game because he dealing with an upgrade chick. We exchanged hugs and reality walked away calling Inkie.

We having our FIRST ANNUAL Romantic Lottery and some of the lucky people have been selected to enter the lottery drawing. Each Nairalander have a chance draw out a name that they would like to go on a date, have a overnight stay with, invite for a chat, have a menage trois, and go on a dream vacation with, OR JUST PLAIN on having fun with.

Pick TWO people from either category that you would like to get to know or have a romance with. IF you are just looking to have PLAIN fun with no string attached then you can either pick two men, two women, or one man and woman.

This is just TO HAVE FUN, nothing SERIOUS

Ladies:
Madlady
Googles
Omoloa
Ms. Potato
Ink Nerd
Odunnu
Shy One
Tink_sk
Iice

Men:
Jaybee
190
Vic
Koyoke
Mr cock
Mobo
Reality
Sagamite
D-Sense
Yorisb

Each Nairaland have a wildcard that you can use if you do not like ANY of the names mentioned, you can add ONE person name and describe what you would like to do with that person.
The names are based on most popular posters on Romantic section

Jaybee is enjoying the joyriding, he will be with you shortly

I don't know why every time I look at that PRINCE picture I always laugh out loud and cry, that a funny picture,

That girl looks good! She is hot! Good job mr cock!

I do not have a boyfriend,

Prince is 190's gay lover,

Okay,

and the claiming of the body parts?

Koyoke,

Do you think it is your wife right to dress however she wants to dress? Some women have made statement that I am not my "hair" other words my clothes doesn't define me regardless what I have on,

If she want to show her cleavages and a lil thigh, do you think it her right? Why do men claims women's body parts?

This motherfucca said I am upset,

What the fukk am I upset about? Because I called you a dumb azz I am upset? You the one brought yo ignant azz in this section asking what CAN YOU DO TO A GIRL THAT IS GIVING YOU NYANSH THAT YOU DO NOT WANT BUT YET KEEP FUKKIN HER,

Common sense will tell yo dumb azz to leave her, and get somebody with a lil more class AT LEAST, but the only reason you haven't left her because YOU TRASH YOUR DAMN SELF and you can't get an upgrade bish,

YOU THE ONE SELLING YOURSELF SHORT, and I am mad? Nukka please!

(vomits)

(still thinking)

Unscholar boy,

You do not contract flu through the azz, you will soon know what a flu is after several months of being in UK (supposedly)

Flu comes out at this time and LIQUID UP when you do get it unscholar boy!

Furry azz,

You can call me hippo all day it still wouldn't make me look like one, I look good don't forget that,

You on the other hand, HMMMMM (vomitting in mouth)

Nice google!

Furry azz,

One thing that I don't need to do is lie, WHAT THE POINT OF IT? I am very honest and straightforward and I don't make up elaborate stories like two NUKKAS IN UK that famous for it, THERE IS NO NEED, and I dress trendy and sexy, there is a way to be sexy without being whorish,

But of course you whores wouldn't know,