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Oooooh it like that VIc?!!!! You gon do me like that? I see you,

Now I am TRYING NOT TO HAVE A BABY that what the presentation is for to convince my husband to hold on the baby makings, HE WANT HIS BABIES NOW!!!!!

THEM DAMN IGBOS!!!!

Mommie Maddie he REQUESTED YOU!

Now go on and make that money Mommie!!!

I will tend the cash bar and keep the hookers in check,

I see you over there Yorisb, get your hands off Platinum Diamond, WAIT UNTIL SHE start her dance time,

My husband is working and I watched a movie and chatted on the phone,

I am trying to do a powerpoint presentation on why should we wait to have a baby to my husband,

other than that I aint doing chit,

So, what hopes were you looking to achieve?

Mobo, why are you still breathing?

Jaybee,

You want the sliding or the bouncing?

We aim to please at CLUB ROMANCE

Oh you gon throw me down like a used rag cos my husband's igbo?!!

What happened to us JUST CHATTIN? Gone ahead give up scaredy cat!

Nope wasn't at church today,

Oh you igbo too?!!!!!

You gon get me killed Mommie Maddie!

Now that a good bounce sound for the ladies to do in here,

I might slide down a pole that ALL IMMA DO!

Wait a minute! There is an Inner London? So where is Outer London?

That was harsh Zimbo,

That not nice Zimbo,

Oh my! Furry azz calls me crazy for cheering on Romance, and yall up in here CHOPPING OFF BODY PARTS,

Oh my!

Oh my!

I bet Mr cock is the first customer!

Hush Jaybee!

Coming in here with your Heineke and hmmms (sticking tongue out at Jaybee)

Well,

I can't really do that Mommie Maddie, you know the mister over there nearby, (pointing to the left)

Hey,

It hard to find already pounded yams in USA, so we trying to figure out how we can do it manually, now when I was back in the Ido state, the elder ladies used stone bowl and wooden stick,

Now I aint for all that pounding and beating, are there another way I can pound yams without making so much noise?

(grinning slowly)

My husband is Igbo,

I will be putting my what in what VIc, spit on out boo, WE GROWN UP IN HERE

What you sweating for James? Did we turn you on boo?

Oh lawd!

Mommie Maddie give our guest that lap dance! Go on now! You know we have to pay that rent!

Furry azz is hurt cos Omoloa kicked him in the nuts, He will be alright, let him sulk it out,

This apple wine is DELICIOUS!

Let me put on my stripper shoes feel like sliding down some poles up in here!

You going there any time soon Sleek,

You know you welcome to come to the festival too! We will have enough for everybody! I might hook you up with my husband's cousin Sam, He so friendly and cute!

Thanks Sleek and Gestapo!

Yorisb:
I bet you are and don't ask me how i made that up.

Ah! why u dey spoil the name like that nah?  You mean Enugu-ukwu in Anambra state?

Well I did say I think I spelled it right! You ain't had to hurt my lil feelings Yorisb

[quote author=Mr-Cork link=topic=533628.msg6960073#msg6960073 date=1287344465]Sauce? Madam, what sauce do u use? Tomato Ketshop? [/quote]Is that what you used Mr cock? Not everybody can afford the good chit huh mr cock?

Let have a glass of APPLE WINE, it on the house!

What on your mind as far as romance goes? What do you do for romance? Do think romance is dead?

Let sip and cheer dance to ROMANCE!

No, Mr cock, I do not put sugar in jollef rice, I only use herbal seasoning in it, there is no need to put sugar in it, but I can make a mean azz jollef rice, the secret is the sauce

Yorisb:
@QUEEN!

Hmm, Sounds very interesting. Tell u what, I'm starting to discard warrever negative thoughts I had about you previously.

Pray tell where about in Igbo land is your hubby from? I might even come around then, u never know.

Aww Yorisb, that what happens when you GET TO KNOW SOMEONE instead of assuming about them, I tend to rub people off the wrong way because of my sarcastic and witty mouth, BUT I am sweeter than suga!

Now You might wanna shift the suga a bit, it sometimes have razor in it

He from by Engukwi, I think I spelled it right,

I wouldn't feel anything because I am visiting you and your wife. Your wife shouldnt want to whoop my azz because I will just be introducing myself and spending time with yall,

I would go to the festival and enjoy myself with yall and meet other people,


Now as far as yo been bare chested hmmmmmm well I am going to look and look, nothing wrong with looking it the actions after the looking you should be worrying about

Welll, we will be in a public place, the village where all kinds of people will show up and celebrate, i will introduce you as my friend, my husband wont trip now if you talkin about taking me to a nearby hut just two of you then I am NOT liable for what happen afterward,

Don't I dare what Mobo?

Lol@ looking at that bulge,

You right I said that VIc, he is not going to do anything UNLESS you trying to get me in your bedroom,

I might even wear that sexy boots that drive men crazy!! The kind with the long heel and the slender leather up to my thigh, and wear this short skirt with fishnet stockings and a form fitting blouse with a v-neck shape,

would that be appropriate for the holiday festival?

Yes Sleek! You right not all Nigerian men bad EXCEPT MR COCK AND MOBO,

Yorisb, if you are Igbo, You might be, He has a big family and they say I look like them! You know we having a big holiday festival in the ibo village in December going to be a big festival, why don't you come and celebrate with us, we will have enough eba and ogbono for everybody!

I might even cook my famous meal, I might cook my version of jollef rice with scramble eggs,


Love is a wonderful thing with the RIGHT PERSON, don't hate on love!

Hush up Yorisb!!

Hush up Itbomb!

I was just sharing my love, now stop hating,

You want me to leave my husband at the in-law house? Why you scared my husband gon overshadow you? Why not meet the Mister? I want to be able to wear a skirt DURING CHRISTMAS!!!

I am always wearing boots and furry pants it be cold DURING THE HOLIDAYS! I BE LOOKING LIKE AN ESKIMO!

Do yall put up christmas trees up or yall just go with the flow during the holidays?

How am I naughty because I asked you to meet me and hubby during the holidays?