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LMAO! Park, I know you from London! You sound like my brother in law! He has GREAT DISTASTE FOR homosexuals or low down bishes as he calls them,

Yeah, I agree! These downlow nukkas is destroying the community with their lies. I would explain further but I have been ordered to bed by the Mister and the Momma,

Yes mam! (running)

I was keeping you from having to read that looooooooong azz thread, I am good at skim reading so I was able to summarize everything, but it was interesting how this YEARS OLD thread was resurrected, I guess Romance section becoming boring to some.

Oh well, no one said Romance is ALWAYS peachy and creamy!

Just in case some people in Nairaland are having this issue,

You do not need drugs or treatment to stop urinate after hours. Simply avoid drinking any FLUID AFTER SEVEN pm. If you go to bed early then you need to not drink any FLUID TWO hours before you usually fall asleep.

This method allows your body to process its function and release any excess before you fall asleep. You should not have that problem wetting the bed if you use this method. Some bladders are overactive and full bladders does not fare well with overactive bladders.

Overactive bladders are typically weak and there is no exercise nor treatment really to "cure" overactive bladders. Medicines or supplements only nullify the urination sensation, but does not solve the overactive bladder issues.

Recap:

Avoid drinking water or fluid after Seven pm and if you are an early sleep do not drink any fluids TWO HOURS before going to sleep.

Boxcode,

He is a she,

It okay baby,

Heeyy Mommie Maddie!  You don't need to let me give you a cliff note version,

The chick is Jamaican and is living in USA.  She dating this nigerian guy who she have no idea about his culture and wanted to know a few FYI about nigerian men.  She heard some things about nigerian men such as cheating, romantic tendencies, and other host of stereotypes.  Some people responded that there is no different between Jam and Nig except the language.  Some suggested that she learn about his culture and work on it with him.  She thanked the advisors and peaced out.  

There ya go!   (can I have my allowance now please)

That what he get for CHASING AZZ instead of using his BRAIN without his third leg,

This is the reason why the world is fading away slowly because men are becoming DENSE and uncaulked,

Furry azz,

You was kicked out your hut two months ago and is NOW living with vagrants, how the hell you send me money and you on the side of the road with a cardboard saying:

I WILL LICK AND PRR FOR FOOD


Huh? You have to spend Nairas to send me dollars boo!

TO ME, ghana girls and nigeria girls DON'T LOOK THAT MUCH DIFFERENCE only that ghana girls tends to be DARK AS HELL, other than that I don't see any differences,

I have seen some ugly azz Ghana girls and ugly azz Nigeria girls, so beauty is relative.

EASY tiger EASY,

Oh it was you she talking about !90 aka Furry azz? Hmmm, I knew I smelled something foul reading this post, You HEATHEN!

Omoloa pack your bags, you moving out of that cage! I got you a nice room!

(spitting at 190 feets)

Inkie,

I feel ya chica, I always thought African men were uhmmm uhmmmm mhmmmm mmmm coughing, sneezing, uhmmm mmmm okay,


Just kidding, They okay once they surgically removed the STICK from their anuses.

Oh really Cool Dk? Hmmmm, you can show me you really care by sucking my balls,

I think I need to take a good chit now!

I thrashed you? Whatever that mean, I think you got me confused with another Queen punk,

Hmmm

First of all let me put a disclaimer out before I go on,

I AM BY NO MEAN CONDONING THAT THE MAN GET RIPPED OFF FROM HIS LIFE SAVING,

Now, Why WOULD ANYONE SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY HAVE NEVER MET? I can see if they had a relationship and MET EACH OTHER few times the that different. I can see if he went one time and she didn't show up BUT 14 TIMES?!!!

It was wrong for THE CROOK to do that but STILL IT OUR RESPONSIBILITY to be smart and USE COMMON SENSE, if the senses is not common RENT THEM!

Poster,

When all these PEOPLE finish telling you what you should do or shouldn't do, YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS THAT YOU WANT OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP AND accept the fact that he wants to wait two years REGARDLESS of his reasons.  It doesn't matter what his REASONS are, he still does not want to get married until two years later.  

If he is not beating you, cheating on you, mistreating you, and disrespect you, Why not wait two years?  

On the health aspect, you are not too old to get married nor have children.  Women are having children at 60 years old!  If it meant for you to have children, you will have them regardless of the circumstances.  

Final thoughts, Do you want to wait two years and do you think he worth waiting TWO YEARS is the question you need to ask YOURSELF and ANSWER yourself.  We can't live it for you.

190:
Ghanians again,

Later Southafricanzz

No wonder i dont like Ghanianz and southafricanz

Stiff ugly things~

You mean they don't like you?

The same way you hound dogs on Nairaland begging for PUSSC and sugar mommas, what the difference?

Hey G-Boo!

I thought you let these CANDIED nukkas run you off! I am doing GREEEEEAT (in Tony the Tiger voice)

I am trying to adjust to the NEXT LEVEL of my life with the Mister, other than that just chillin!

Imma have to warn you though, SOME SLICK chit lurking around on Nairaland, SO STRAP UP!

Do reborned virgins count? You do know people can become a virgin again THANKS TO THE wonderful world of TECHNOLOGY!

Oh! Well, I guess Imma have to wait until Mommie Maddie get her SECOND HUSBAND, I need to show off my perfected dutty wine choreography

Vic, stop cockblocking!

Omoloa make sure you invite me to the Nairaland wedding, I can do a mean DUTTY WINE

Why do you men boys keep DESCRIBING ME AS A SEX FREAK OR DOMINATRIX?

Is it because I CRACK THE WHIP all the time? I am a NUN motherfuggas!

Maybe the girl SNAPPED HER HEAD BACK TOO FAR, AND SNAPPED HER SPINAL NERVES TO HER BRAIN, hell I don't know, all I see is some booty shaking and head spinning,

I felt like I was in the movie EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE!

Take a cold shower, the girl ONLY HAS ONE BODY!

Men are so retarded, I swear!

Hmmm@COOL DK,

(throwing a dish on ground and walks off pissed)