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Sure 2bluff join in this AZZWHOOPING,

Got time to whoop another azz

Not everybody introduce before proposal,

I was proposed before the introduction,

This is the NEW AGE, catch up with times PEOPLE!

Git him, Mike Tyson! (unleashing pitbull and points to Mr cock)

I had to laugh at that one, Good one Mr cock!

Awwwwww Reality!

Sorry to hear that, my condolences,

How about my dog sit on your face instead?

You need to get you another mosquito net, MALARIA IS PLAGUING YOU!

Awwww Inkie didn't call ya?

Well, I will do my best to cheer ya up but I must warn you it slaughter night!

Only white is my teeth,

My husband speaks Igbo,

So you like rude and fat chicks?

Then stop pursuing me PERVERT,

I can cook your azz keep trying me

My popcorn,

Waiting on this "picture" Mobo got of me,

You got a first wife and YOU ONLINE BEGGING FOR PUSSCY? HMMMM

Uh oh Mommie Maddie done woke up!

(running and jump in bed)

Mobo is RETARDED,

Reality,

You got him riled up,

That was a punk!

By the way MOBO,

You did get me confused, one post you said I was lonely and frustrated, NOW I AM A BIG BLACK MARRIED WOMAN with a picture you claimed you have of me,

Are you sure, you are not suffering from Dementia/Alhs?

Uhmmmmm MOBO,

I did not search for ANYTHING, I was approached, not the other way around, EVERYBODY DON'T want them a Nigerian man,

Just because a few of them have nigerian men does not mean EVERYBODY WANT THEM, in that case, why you ain't got a woman Mobo?

Mobo,

You do not have a picture of me and ANY PICTURE YOU POST IS NOT ME, You ACTUALLY think I am stupid like you? Just like chick posted fake pictures of themselves knowing damn well HALF of them are not models, I could too, Matter fact, I got a picture I want to post me in the pool wearing a thong,

Tin_sk,

Awww you so sweet!

(laughing and crying ) So my marriage is failing now?

On what basis is my marriage failing, Dr Mobo?

I spend 17 straight hours on NAIRALAND? Yeah you got me confused with another Queen,

You right America allow junior school drop outs in college and give out degrees to those who have poor education/comprehension skill,

I guess American universities is desperate for MY MONEY huh that they didn't care if I couldn't comprehend is that right MOBO?

Mobo,

I am married, I do not have a boyfriend and do not care for one,

Find you a wife and spend less time WORRYING about other MEN'S WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS,

Are you sure MOBO?  I am not the only one who CLAIMED TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIED USING FOUL WORDS or unladylike words you CALLED IT,

I think you Need to get up off my nuts and FIND YOU Another HOBBY,

Furry azz can't wait to jump on your lap Mobo, he is wagging his tail like a good sloth,

Mobo,

ALMOST ALL your threads about BLACK WOMEN has my name in it and YOU SAID YOU NEVER INSULTED ME?

I suggest you to put down the crackpipe and go advise yourself to TREATMENT, you clearly is BUGGIN

Mobo,

I have been the same since I joined Nairaland up to this day,

You must got me confused with another Queen, this is me all day long and I will NOT change for NO ONE,

GET IT RIGHT!

Furry azz,

Suck and find out

In your FURRY AZZ DREAM, PUNK!

Awwwww damn! I missed my chance of marrying a NOBODY from Nairaland?!!! Goooootdamn!

Oh well!

Psst Mobo,

I am not Black Nigerian woman,

Coming from you MOBO, I thank you!  Praiseeeee the llllllawwwwd!  Hollllllllleeeeeliaaaa!

SOMEBODY CATCH ME, (falling from the pulpit)

When men say they have 17 inch cock, THEY REALLY MEANT TONGUE,

Have you sucked Mobo balls yet?