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Family › Re: Marriage: Is It About Making Babies Or About The Couples? by queeneve: 6:40am On Aug 24, 2010

Don't forget GOOD SEX!!!

Romance › Re: Pet Names U Call Ur Boy/girlfriend by queeneve: 6:38am On Aug 24, 2010

lol@MISSING RIB

Romance › Re: How Come Ghana And Nigeria Girls Have Such Fat Arms And Bellies? by queeneve: 6:34am On Aug 24, 2010

I don't know what girls you have been looking at but these girls I have seen were overly built and I mistaken them for grown women,

Maybe you clump all women based on few women you have seen?

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 6:31am On Aug 24, 2010

Boo,

Make sure you use rubber bands to hold the spots where you want to bleach if you don't the bleach will run and mess up the designs of the blotches,

I would have responded sooner my husband didn't lift his fingers off me until now, UH OH, GOTTA GO!

Family › Re: Marriage: Is It About Making Babies Or About The Couples? by queeneve: 10:36am On Aug 23, 2010

Hmm mmmm @ good sex,

(shaking and twitching)

Romance › Re: Pet Names U Call Ur Boy/girlfriend by queeneve: 10:34am On Aug 23, 2010

Oh lawd,

I got a stalker!

Help!

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 10:14am On Aug 23, 2010

Mr Cork,

Go run straight through a spear,

I am married and not interested,

(vomits and walk away disgusted)

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 10:07am On Aug 23, 2010

Hold up!

Didn't you just say THE FAT WOMEN THAT YOU ATTRACTS HAVE BAD BODY ODOR? Why are you complaining about something you apparently love? I don't understand you MOFOS,

(walking off the thread with my hand on my head shaking in disbelief at this mofo)

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 10:05am On Aug 23, 2010

Did you not see my response to 190?

Check it out, it in the WHY DO NAIJA GIRLS OBESS OVER THEIR AZZ OR SOME CHIT LIKE THAT,

I described what I look like,

Family › Re: Marriage: Is It About Making Babies Or About The Couples? by queeneve: 10:04am On Aug 23, 2010

Many babies are born BEFORE MARRIAGE so obviously marriage isn't about making babies,

Many time in the old tradition, marriage were honor so the men can have CONTROL over the wives, IF THE WOMAN WASN'T HIS WIFE, he couldn't dictate elsewise, THAT WAS THE OLD TRADITION WAY,

Some people still living in the old traditional way and some living conventional way, SO IT DEPEND ON WHAT TYPE OF MARRIAGE YOU HAVE, most OLD TRADITIONAL MARRIAGES, BABIES ARE BORN AFTER THE MARRIAGE AND NOT BEFORE, whereas conventional marriages usually babies are born BEFORE THE MARRIAGE.

Romance › Re: Pet Names U Call Ur Boy/girlfriend by queeneve: 10:00am On Aug 23, 2010

I call my husband, NONYA, meaning NONE OF YO DAMN BUSINESS!

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 9:59am On Aug 23, 2010

Hey Gangstaboo,

You can make the jeans yourself, just get some rubber bands and the dark denim and a bowl of bleach.

Just dab a splotch of bleach on the areas you want to "fade" and then let it sit to dry in the sun or somewhere hot! I make them all the time and people think I buys them from the store!

Mr Cork,

I suggest you find OUT WHY you keep attracting funky azz fat women because if that ALL YOU KEEP GETTING AND SMELLING, IT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, CHECK THAT OUT BRUH!

Chika,

She is confident with her shape and DOES NOT HAVE HANG UP, which why she glowing and chit,

Go girl!

Romance › Re: Nairaland Females And Obsession With Their Butts by queeneve: 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2010

Good, the bill is in the mail,

Romance › Re: Nairaland Females And Obsession With Their Butts by queeneve: 10:36pm On Aug 21, 2010

190,

to make you feel BETTER,

I AM BUTT UGLY WITH MOSQUITO BITE BOOTY

I HAVE ONE TOOTH

I HAVE ONE EYE

I HAVE THREE TOES TOTAL AND TWO FINGERS TOTAL

I HAVE BONE PROTRUDED THROUGH MY SKIN

I HAVE ONE STRAND OF HAIR WITH A BOW ON IT

MY LIPS LOOK LIKE FLOUR PASTE WITH ANTS CRAWLING ON IT

THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE 190, FEEL BETTER?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 10:32pm On Aug 21, 2010

Go jump on a straight knife and sit there until you TAKE YOUR LAST BREATH,

Romance › Re: Nairaland Females And Obsession With Their Butts by queeneve: 9:43am On Aug 21, 2010

The women that showing their azzes are trying to ATTRACT A MAN and the only way they can do it IS BY SHOWING THE AZZ, many times the FACE IS TOO UGLY TO show,

There is a rap song by Nelly, TIPDRILL

The lyric goes like this,

o this fo my nigga Dj 618
Oh
uhh ohhhhh
(Chorus)
I said it must be ya ass cause it aint yo face i need a tip drill i need a tip drill
I said it must be ya ass cause it aint yo face i nedde a tip drill i need a tip drill
Said if you see a tip drill point her out where she at point her out where she at point her out there she go
Said if you see a tip drill point her out where she at point her out where she at point her out there she go

The lyric talks about women with ugly faces and BIG AZZES,

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2010

(tightens the TERRY CLOTH ROBE around my body)

What going on in this MOFO?!!!! Who messed up the kitchen?! Who ate all the YAM FLOUR?!!! Come here Mr Cork, IT TIME FOR YOUR WHOOPING!!!

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 7:13pm On Aug 20, 2010

Thanks Boo!

Do you boo, cos YOU GOT SOME HATERS,

Ghana is beautiful and much more peaceful than Nigeria,

Togo reminds me of Miami, Florida in a way,

Ghana need to improve their sewage system and keep them cows off the road before IT BE A BURGER PARADE ON THE road, JUST SAYING,

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:54am On Aug 20, 2010

Girl,

Mr Cork is HARMLESS, all that damn barking WITH NO TEETH,

Instead of looking online for PICTURES, try FINDING A REAL WOMAN WITH A PUSSC MR CORK, you sound FRUSTRATED!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:52am On Aug 20, 2010

I like them boots!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:44am On Aug 20, 2010

Mr. Cork,

CONFIRM THESE NUTS,

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:42am On Aug 20, 2010

I LIKE YA TOO CHICKA!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:42am On Aug 20, 2010

Mr Cork:
OK queeneve, Identify your sef.

Are yoiu fat ? ARE YOU A WHITE MAN WITH A BIG DICCCK?

Are u light skin.? WHAT IS LIGHT SKIN, ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ELECTRICAL CURRENTS?

Do yoiu where thong? DO I where THONG? WTF? I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR THONGS ARE

Do u have Nyansh,? I SPEAKLA NO NIGERIAN

Can u cook and clean? WHY YOU HUNGRY AND NEED A GOOD BLEACH BATH?

Can i kiss you? DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

DO yoiu like Moiney? NO I HATE MONEY WITH A PASSION, what kind of fuccin question is that?!

Do u obey your man? DO I TYPE LIKE A KID TO YOU NUKKA?

Do u put tooo muchs pepper when cooking soup? FOR YOU, I WILL PUT IN MY SPECIAL INGREDIENTS, WINKS

Can u cook Yam? I LIKE YAMS, DOES THAT COUNT?

ANd do u have big Thigh and Heavy duty Nyansh.? ONCE AGAIN, I SPEAKLA NO NIGERIAN

OKAY I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS, NOW GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN TO WRITE PROPERLY NUKKA,

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:34am On Aug 20, 2010

Hey Madlady,

I back chile, I will try not to get in trouble (crossing toes) (dodging lightening strikes)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:32am On Aug 20, 2010

Uhmmm Mr Cork,

I don't know if YOU ARE color blind or not, BUT I AM BLACK SWEETY, AND I HAVE AZZ,

WRONG PICTURE SWEETY,

and I have light brown microbraids, think you can find the right picture this time NUKKA?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: (drum Roll) by queeneve(op): 11:29am On Aug 20, 2010

Awww Omolo,

Well, I have been asked to perform on stage a few times, but you know HOW THESE MEN ARE WHEN IT COME TO THEIR WIVES,

One day, I will perform some damn where,

I am back to keep furry animals in CHECK!

Romance › Re: Who Loves Big Girls? by queeneve: 10:49am On Aug 20, 2010

My husband and I vacated in ECOWAS which includes Ghana, Togo, Benin and Nigeria. I met his entire family and I ain't never seen so MANY BABIES, and the day we got married, THE FAMILY START LOOKING AT MY HIPS. The next day they start offering names for the baby, I am like I ain't even pregnant YET!

Ghana is SOOOOO PEACEFUL!!!! I didn't have to wearing about leaving my bags around and someone RUNNING OFF WITH THEM like in NIGERIA,

Anyway, I am so BANKU--ED OUT and if I see one more FOO FOO DISHES I WILL SCREAM! I got clothes, jewerlies, african food staples, and few other things to show people in the STATES of my vacation,

I was GREETED BY THE COWS on the side of the road while I was riding in the taxi and THEY TREATED ME LIKE I WAS VIRGIN MARY THAT WALKED ON WATER, maybe it was because I am American, but I LOOK JUST LIKE THEM!!! Well, PRETTIER,

(SEGUING OUT THE THREAD)

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