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Divab:
Its funny how people loses their mind over internet pictures & honey combed voice mails, Internet flings is only a game, reality sets in when both parties met, I think both the poster & d babe were so hungry for love or inlove with d idea of being in love & marriage that they forgot to play the game by the rules,

Poster, you are feeling guilty because you made the babe to believe in your love & marriage funny stuffs, you gave her what she was looking for and ure afraid of losing face wth her, Anyway, I wonder why you have to take her home when you didnt like what YOU SAW in d first place,

The decent & best thing is to call her and tell her that she deserves more than u can give or offer her, Tell her she's better off without YOu. I believe she will appreciate u for telling her the TRUTH without further wasting her precious time.

Whooo LAWD CHILE where you been! I been saying that for WEEKS, BUT NAWL THESE MOFOS got to call me crazy because AT THE END, HE WAS WRONG, simply as that, if he didnt like what he saw when he saw her in person, he should have then told her I am sorry but uhmmm it not going to work however if she continue to see him then it on HER, not him, However, KARMA IS A BITCH AND WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, trust!

All them dicks floating out there and she want you to come FUCC HER? Hell, by the time you COME OVER, she shoulda been took CARE OF THAT,


All that for a four minute sexplay? Shoooo just roll over and close ur eyes,

Did he say he COULDNT AFFORD HER? I might have read that wrong, What she a online hooker?

deniyor:
That is with the assumption that we will go crazy everytime our lady is in bed unclothed? Abeg jo, make I continue to enjoy that premiership game . She knows where the 'painkillers' are.
When I need the sex, I will not do any of the above. and if I do, I always keep it in my mind that she wants it as much as I do. In my case tho, p*orn is more satisfying if she says no. She will come beg for it later on.

So you a serious self-servicer huh? I read somewhere if a man mastuuurbates more than he is getting pusscy, HIS PEENIS MUST BE EXTREMELY SMALL or HE CAN'T satisify a woman, WHICH ONE ARE YA?

papa190:
I would really like 2 meet that guy thats pumpin u seriously~

190, you can't even MEET MAMA GEE, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I LET YOUR FURRY AZZ MEET MY BABY?

What you wanna compare dicc sizes or his fist up ur azz? Either way your furry azz gon get defurried fuggin with the wrong peoples,

By the way, NEVER OFFER PROPOSAL TO A WOMAN WITH A CRACKER JACK RING! Up your game and she may even reply FUCC YOU, it far, but it better than what you gettin chump!

How do one sit on someone's face?

OSYC,


I am glad YOUR SO CALLED GIRLFRIEND didnt have open heart surgery with FIVE MONKEY SPEAKING FRENCH!


YALL MEN DISGUSTS ME SOMETIMES,

Hold up Mr. Anus,

Did you say SIT ON UR FACE? HMMMMM

Yall some lying sommabishes, YALL KNOW DAMN WELL YALL WOULDNT CHOOSE FOOTBALL OVER PUSSSC, TELL THE TRUTH FOR A CHANCE DAMN!!

(brushing burnt halo with a ponytail) I being good!

Ladies,

When your man is WATCHING THE GAME and you have something important to share, HE IGNORES YOU,

When your man REFUSES to take out the trash because he said the trash can is not full,

When your man FORGETS the items you sent him to the market to get,

When your man tells you THAT YOUR CRAZY because you asked him why he trippin,

When your man tell you that you need to tone down your look or speed up your look,

When your man complains about the changes in your body,

When your man tell you to listen and KEEP TALKIN so you can't respond,

When your man SIMPLY ACTS LIKE AN AZZHOLE and KNOWS IT,


One perfect solution, TELL HIM YOUR HEAD HURTS AND GO TO SLEEP NAKED,

donugapi:
Come on sister, Talk with sense. The game is 2 hours, what would that take from you. That girl just wanted to be a drama queen, My ex used to do the same thing, Drama started, but I never gave in to any of that, She then knew that whenever there was a football match, no calls no talkin until half time, When Man U is playing, no talking before the game starts and 4 hours after the game if we lose, The rules were clearly stated and everyone was happy.  

I take it you still PISSED about Nigeria and England lost in World Cup huh? How do you feel about the President banning Nigeria from WC?

17 in milli meters or zilli meters?


Hold on let me get my abacas, and ten toes,

That was my FUGGGIN POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HE TOOK HER HOME WHAT DID IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I am back,

Here I go thinking that MEN want women to be submissive, loyal, nurturing, and supportive when I read boys want women tot take care of them, wtf

Oh I see 190,

Anybody that disagrees with you or counter comment against your threads are ON PILLS HUH?


Are you a recovering PILL ADDICT? You seem overly excited when PILLS are mentioned!

Just like WOMEN BEING OVER SENSITIVE ABOUT SPORTS,

You MEN being AzzHOLES if we SAY NO SEX TONIGHT,

Na-so,


Speak English,

Poster,

There are alot of uncover CHUBBY CHASERS LURKING IN THIS THREAD, they are worried about what the MEN WILL SAY ABOUT THEIR LUST FOR chubbies,

Don't be fooled,

Why would a man not interested in a chubby be worrying about her health UNLESS HE A DOCTOR, I seriously doubt any DOCTORS IN HERE!

With a name like Mr Anus, THAT ALL I THOUGHT OF YOU,

You couldn't even think of ONE WAY to get Mama Gee,

Get the fuggg outta here chump!

Up in here tryna teach MEN how to get a Nigerian woman and YOU BEGGING for an ONLINE RELATIONSHIP!

laughing and pointing at 190

Hmmm, she is kinda of a freak, but don't tell nobody

She is in the middle of HER WIFELY DUTIES,

She will be with you shortly,

Mrs. Hyde speaka no englisho

queeneve:
GOD
MY HUSBAND TO BE
MY CHILDREN

EXACTLY IN THAT ORDER,

I meant to say this:

Myself
My money
My job
My girls
Then my husband to be

My bad!

Maybe if you stop scammin and pretending then the threads won't be so illiterate,


However, I would suggest some writing courses before you even suggest someone to narrate a more age appropriate threads

GOD
MY HUSBAND TO BE
MY CHILDREN

EXACTLY IN THAT ORDER,

I hope the chick insert the rape condom in her vaginas before YOU FUGG HER,

I would love to see a video of you moaning in pain as blood gush from your testicles,


(cackling like the wicked witch of the east)