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Its not real a beg

Tell her you have a serious date n infct u r thinking of settling dwn wt d persn asap. Den arrange wt a femala frnd to pretnd as ur babe den invite ds one to cme arund n see4herslf. Na d only way to chase her out be dat o if not she wuld keep cming bck,all ds runs girls cn go extra miles2gt wat d want. Act fast

Snowangel4:
So he wan show us his body...oya Mr man i don see

issorai face like plastic chair

Break your phone n throw it away. Ewu wt stupid question,its means she wants2use u for rituals

Am A1 amen

Hunger neva wire am.wen it does no body will show him d road to d kitchen,na pot him go dish from.silly man

Funny story cnt stop laughing,it helpd wiped off my tears*just lost my puppy this mrng. Bin crying since

100% correct o

Nice suit,my fiancee needs to see ds blue suit me like am like am

juliusjulius:
Dad is late and mum is not buoyant enough.

ha! Condition o critical then
meet uncles,aunties or evn ur pastor.u neva cn tell

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All the time same old topic. Mtcheeeew stale gist

hilaomo:
funny how it might sound,but d guy get small point...if them change am for him head em,him go rethink!!!first of all,while place a female on your lap,when you've got a sofa Mr?

evil mind so you dnt carry children on ur laps weda male or female.4heavens sake she is jst 3 n thnk
God ds guy has noticed on time so somtin cn b done fast

Bugatie:
Free the innocent girl jare

ure a fool for saying ds nonsense,maybe u do same thing
to pple daughtrs.God is watching

bigmodo:
It is mutual. Her close friend told me she is dying for me.

then die bck for her naw. I hope u want to hv somthn serious wt her if not dnt waste her time

netbreaker:
Are u a lady or woman that need a guy to satisfy u or that can handle u well, just add this guy on whatsapp 08033294845 or bbm 2209865F

get a life plz,ds will lead you no where.so u r ds jobless all u knw is sex sex God hv mercy on ur n ur post

Yehman:
Joke apart, this is what ladies of nowadays cherish. Fortunately, here I am and I think it's one of my best hobbies. Yes! I love cooking.

Ingredients:

Okro (nicely chopped)
3 cooking spoons red palm oil
Beef and chicken: Best cut. I added chicken cos it drives me crazy
Shaki
Fish: Stock Fish
Crayfish
Little ogbono
Pepper and Salt (to taste)
Onions
Vegetable: Nigerian pumpkin leaves (fresh)
3 stock cubes

Directions:
Wash all the ingredients properly
Season and boil the meat to obtain the broth
When the meat is almost soft, add the stockfish
Boil your periwinkle in salt water and wash properly
Add about 6cups of water when the stockfish, meat and are soft
Bring to a boil
Add the grated okro and palm oil and cook for about 5mins
Add the chopped pumpkin leaves, crayfish and seasoning cubes
Boil for another 3 mins and add salt to taste
Then u can wolf down the food with sparkling and smiling semovita/wheat/santa/garri

yummy cn I hv some.looks nice

HzRF:
Nd this man dey service all of dem wella?
M sure some other guys must be helping to galvanise the zone and thus prevent it from rusting

b4 nkor

fatdon2:
Ini Edo shared these emotional pictures and message...





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biko what is she saying.all ds english I dnt understnd any

jeffizy:
I'm sorry, but your picture here confirm what your ex's dad said.

If I was in your shoes back then, my only mission in life will be about proving them wrong.

Here you are hanging your shades on your forehead and wearing a knicker underneath a sweat shirt. Those kids may not want you as their dad cos ur profile is still not encouraging.

shallow way of reasoning

netbreaker:
add me or give ur friends my pin

I cnt do any.if u really need a girl look4 her not on a social site.wat if ure a ghost

Coraje:
Brace urself up for more of the cries for at least 5 days or a week except u bring them into one corner in ur room so u could at least have some sleep.

mbanu I hate their licki licki part.why shld they be licking som1. Jor oo me will kill dem soon

naza9ja:
I'm a video editor, I deleted wedding video from a memory card. I recovered them back with the help of EaseUS Data Recovery Wizard. But the problem now is that it's not playing. Does anyone have an idea of what I can do?

YES start crying

opeyemhi:
I was bathing a while ago, the shower was on, my sis knocked my bathroom and was like, are you showering?

ok we knw u hv shower in ur bath rum

lacicrips:
My 6 months old alsatian wolf is very stubborn and never listens to me when he charges against people. He constantly tries to attack everybody when I take him out for walks, and this embarrasses me a lot as well as the innocent passer-bys.

Funny thing is, he listens and obeys his commands when we're indoors. But as soon as we're outside, he throws caution to the wind and becomes his own boss and would never listen to anybody.

I've tried reading up on obedience training and also watched a few videos from oyinbos, but I'm looking for a more practical advice from Nigerians. Some people suggested discipline by flogging him into submission - I totally don't buy that as he might just become fearful of me and probably resent me forever.

Please share what has worked for you.

@Seun, I trust your opinions, please come chip in.

jst one is giving you headache like this. My brother bot two today n I hv bin running up n down d whole compound,what kind of trouble is ds I hate dogs*crying*

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jaybee3:
This one na real technical question ooooo but let me give it a try...

I would have to be grateful to her for going extra length in helping me secure the employment.

If kids aren't involved, i will resign the job and return all the money i've earned to date to her then divorce her simply because she should have discussed her planned action with me before going ahead with the action

If kids are involved, i will still divorce her but won't return the money since it will go towards raising the kids

The fact of the matter is anyone that can do anything for money is very dangerous and you are simply better off without them.

shallow way of thinking

yungmarshall:
children are wonderful gifts from God and they should be given beautiful names,by God grace my beautiful wife will give birth to 3kids 2boys and 1 girl and they will b called

ALVIN
EHIS
ROYALTY

okpolor and akpos

jakesund:
Laughing ma ass off @ the silence him forever part...


Do you sell silencer


Bet it nigga...she's gonna dump ur insecure ass soon..


That's why most girls aren't honest with niggas these days...

I.m.bec.I.le.s errwhere

Ur parents are busy working their asses off so u can have a good life while yo dum.b asss is busy looking for the MIssIng evidence of otuoke ...

I laugh in HAUSA dolodolodolodolo

my dear tell him oo stupidity is a disease no be say him wan marry d girl,school u neva evn finish,u dy choke head like Fbi.ure evn thinking of silencing him so u want to kill sombdy hmmmm my bro go n read ur books ooo

Dolypson04:
Yes, exactly d same. Just that the girl told him its a rape from d ex ( u no, forceful sex wt beating tho dating) while d guy refused to mention who impregnated her.

your story no get head biko go and read your books n graduate

agarawu23:
I was waiting for the op to reply my question before I comment further.
what happened between the ex and the Lady is unknown to us.
how the ex got the op number is unknown to us.
we aren't sure if the past the Lady told the op is the same with the ex
I can't just jump into conclusion when the issue is not clear enough to me

my dear their story no get head biko