abeg make I go hear Bush on TV

auwal87:

These and more makes Niger Area (aka Nigeria) a failed Nation.

I believe you my Friend, but the same Islam Fraud drag your People bia bia bia to[b] Dubai, Kuwait, Qatar, Riyadh, and all those successful Islamic states to find Jobs and cater for families[/b]. Listen, problem of Nigeria is not religion, it is the people and their Interest, people use Religion to dump people like you to think that religion is part of some hidden agenda or so.

Think again.

They make the money and flee.
Most of them there have their spouses and children in Britiain and America
That's what they go there to do,collect dollars as expatriates and be gone
smart southerners
Go to American embassies and British and Canadian embassies in the glorious lands of Pakistan,Iran,Iraq,Egypt and almost all of sharialand and see men and women trouping over themselves to get to the land of the infidels where women drive cars.

auwal87:

Shame on you Queen what ever, Who told you the North Central Governors adapt Shari'ah in their states, Shame on you, almost all Nigerian Governors, Chairman, Councillors, all those politicians are mostly corrupt, not only Muslims North, check every where, you will see corruption. And what is even 500 million compared to the billions stolen in the South? It is not a point of discussion, but corruption in Nigeria is beyond the North. Okay

whether he adapted shariah or not
shariah flows in his veins
It is part and parcel of that fraud called Islam
The northern oles have ruled Nigeria for most of the life of Nigeria.
Pray, did they give the stolen money to southerners?

davidylan:

what happened to uncle nimshi?

breaking his fast
with a pot of jollof rice and a carton of Gulder

rampagain:

what i don't understand about these mulims is that even when they r wrong they never admit it,a muslim bro or sis will offend a christian bro or sis,instead of fellow muslim bro or sis to caution d musim that asked for trouble,they will try to cover up and fight the xtians

is that wats written in d quaran osisi or david?as in r they supposed to cover up d wrong doings of their fellow muslims?

First you must understand this.

Muslims are allowed to lie to unbelievers in order to defeat them. The two forms are:

Taqiyya - Saying something that isn't true, such as Mohammad deceiving the Meccans to gain access to the city, in order to overtake it. Sura 9:3

Kitman - Lying by omission. An example would be when Muslim apologists quote only a fragment of verse 5:32 (that if anyone kills "it shall be as if he had killed all mankind" while neglecting to mention that the rest of the verse (and the next) mandate murder in undefined cases of "corruption" and "mischief."

Deception is the game.

see this also

Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah: except by way of precaution (prevention), that ye may Guard yourselves from them (prevent them from harming you.) But Allah cautions you (To remember) Himself; for the final goal is to Allah." Sura 3:28

so basically you can pretend all you want when you are in danger,allah understands.
No wonder they're mostly peaceful when they're in the minority.

rampagain:

what i don't understand about these mulims is that even when they r wrong they never admit it,a muslim bro or sis will offend a christian bro or sis,instead of fellow muslim bro or sis to caution d musim that asked for trouble,they will try to cover up and fight the xtians

is that wats written in d quaran osisi or david?as in r they supposed to cover up d wrong doings of their fellow muslims?

I'll give you a quotation from the Koran or hadith.
That's what they're expected to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GqDzTCuUq0

davidylan:

I think everyone shld be well aware that Nimshi isnt looking for answers but a loophole . . .

Ok lets read the bible carefully again - Is 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Nimshi . . . 2 terms shld stand out clearly here - EVERLASTING - without begining and without an end
FATHER - Duh who else did both the old and new testaments refer to as FATHER?

Revelation 1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

The same "begining and the end" that Isaiah prophesied about just called Himself the ALMIGHTY.

Uncle Nimshi, the bible is not the confused quran.

We've given him more answers than he could handle yet[b] I've been asking them since 2006 either to produce the verse of the Koran that says the Bible was corrupted [/b] and/or to produce the lost Torah and Injil that allah must have preserved
I'm still waiting!
Looks like I'll wait till menopause strikes and beyond

I suspect he must have listened to some fly by night Muslim teacher who claims to be "knowledgeable" in the Bible say these things and he came in here so confidently demanding answers.
watch out
He'll soon tell us the Bible was written by Paul
and we start from the beginning.
Is this Olabowale's first son
or
babs reincarnated

Nimshi:

Where is the Almighty God?

are you that thick?
sheesh!
If someone who is declared Lord God is called Almighty does that not mean he's almighy Lord?God?

oya see it again
maybe'll it'll stick the 7th time.

". Revelation 1:8 reads, "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End,' says the[b] Lord[/b], "who is and who was and who is to come, the Almighty."

davidylan:

don't order me to "find" anything for you anytime you run into the blind alley of your own deciet.

You first claimed "Mighty God" was a term used ONLY for the Son prophesied by Isaiah and not Almighty God of the old testament, soon as i burst that claim and showed it up for the dishonorable lie it was You suddenly turn around crying "find it"?

a man who was abused by an ustaz and neighborhood mallams for not cramming his toileting sunnah
what do you expect from him?

Nimshi:

Pretty. Now, where's that example where Jesus is referred to as Almighty God?

You should be able to find it. Just one.

The "New" Testament is shorter than the "Old" Testament. Find it.

.

You see how fraudulent you are?
You needed a verse from the Bible.
You demanded "From the Bible"
just one verse
We gave you one from a prophecy of Isaiah about the birth of Jesus
instead of disappearing into oblivion or reincarnating with a different user name as your colleagues do
You still have mouth to talk.
I taya for this una mago mago

This guy needs to be castrated.
ah ah!!
what is this?
he needs to be captured and his manhood severed from the root.
where are deepzone and jenny
I can't take this anymore
something needs to be done and done rightaway!
we have a business to take care of

Nimshi:


You say the bible uses the two terms interchangeably; yet, isn't the above reference in Prophet Isaiah the only occurence of the use of "MIGHTY GOD". My understanding is that it is. Please enlighten me if I'm wrong. If I am correct, then could we look at the context of the beautiful scripture in Isaiah 9:6 (I qualify the scripture without irony; I still remember the feeling I felt in my gut as I read this chapter)? The context is enlightening, and, the context explains a lot. Who, specifically was Prophet Isaiah talking about?

Since you've been generous in this post of yours, I offer the following (please enlighten me where I may be wrong): he was talking about the Son to be born of Mary and every one of those prophetic terms have good significance. Almighty God (He of the Tetragrammaton) is never - to my knowledge - referred to as "MIGHTY GOD" (and for this reason, I will have to disagree with our earlier stated assertion that the bible uses the two terms interchangeably). Of course, my opinion will change of sufficient contrary facts emerge.

To conclude: The "Mighty God" is (I agree) the Lion of the Tribe of Judah; he is also the Son. Never are these terms used in the Old and New Testament to refer to Almighty God, who is also The I AM THAT I AM, and whose Holy Name of the Tetragrammaton the Jews refuse - out of reverence - to pronounce up to this day.
.

tetragrammarwetin?
what is this person on?
are we talking to an amorc worshipper abi brotherhood of the cross and star

chorus:What a mighty God we serve
what a mighty god we serve
Angels bow before Him
Heaven and earth adore Him
What a mighty God we serve.

davidylan:



More verses or are the above enough? Perhaps i spoke too soon . . . sounds like nimshi is no different from his deluded brethren.

watch him change the topic
or cut and paste
altaquiyyah style

david I saw where you gave the guy more props than he deserved.
You spoke too soon

Nimshi:

Bible verses, my friend. Supply the bibles verses where "MIGHTY GOD" is used. C'mon; you're probably smart; are you probably lazy too? Ok, that's a bad joke. Do it.

Just.Do.It.


You haven't posted those bible verses with "MIGHTY GOD".

Seriously, use your bible, not a dictionary. Use your bible.
.

The people who walked in darkness have seen a great light; those who dwelt in a land of deep darkness, on them has light shined… For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace. Of the increase of his government and of peace there will be no end, on the throne of David and over his kingdom, to establish it and to uphold it with justice and with righteousness from this time forth and forevermore. The zeal of the LORD of hosts will do this. Isaiah 9:1:2, 6-7


now what?

Nimshi,the thread is about passing an acceptable shait.
Holy unto Allah
don't derail it please
I'm begging you.
I like the topic

You must be having a blast the way you are writing! Woman, everything has its place. Islam is easy. Try it. You will even be able to scream in the case of constipation! And you would not committed any sin. Don't make it sound too hard, because it is not.

Wow Olabs
how impressive!
I for say how allah no go fit understand say all shaits no dey equal.
And that some may actually need a shout of
"I need your help allah" from you folks
ROFL.
I never thought in my entire life that I'll ever hear a rule for toileting besides flush and wash your hands.
Allah even says in rule no 20 that you shouldn't look at your genitals before you develop amnesia
Ojigbijigbi
Abeg no look o
I need you here on nairaland

By the way, our saviour and Lord Jesus Christ is more interested in your soul than your shait

Ebelebe Igba!!!!!!!

maxell:

Many, but not "everybody".

Abi you are not aware that Ibori, Saminu Turaki, Fayose, Igbinedion, Orji Kalu, Chimaroke, Joshua Dariye etc
have been charged to court by the EFCC ?

just those ?
they never start now
how about IBB, Olisie ego unu Obulusonjo (Olusegun Obasanjo) and Atiku ?
if I had my way even the bones of Abacha and the carcass of that Kwara govenor ought to be dug up and tried in court and if found guilty,thrown into the evil forest.

mystikal:

@ Eziachi

I was born in the 80's, and I remember my parents telling me how affordable things were then. They were just middle class civil servants in lagos, but could afford to pay all the necessary monthly bills and still a little left over at the end of the month to either put aside for savings or a little luxury of any kind.

recall the dollar was equal if not less than the Naira then in value.
So dear, there was a time Nigeria was functioning reasonably.

don't mind the clown.
There was a time we had electricity every day constantly and blackouts lasted less than one hour and the nepa men would come and read meters monthly.
There were trash receptacles on street corners that were emptied twice a week.
We bathed with showers and in Enugu at my childhood home,we had a bathtub with hot and cold water
We didn't need visas to travel to London.
a roundtrip ticket to London was less than 400 naira
and the naira was equal to the pound sterling
and I'm not talking about the  60's and 70's

Pataki:

You get cousin wey dey pay Tithe na abi?

My cousins receive tithes

Pataki:

How pathetic for her. Unfortunately, Pataki is deeply involved at the moment. I do not want her at the moment. So please pass her on to the next available option.

Igba!
who shall we ask?

KarmaMod:

who is this? I will plead on your behalf.  

some tout from kwara state
fake northerner
Osu southerner

_{and they say only Igbos have osu}

Igba nkwu is the traditional wedding.

DeepZone:

@Bold, don't have a problem with that either, afterall I loved celestine babayaro before i was meant to understand he is ibo. The northerners have placed a fatwa on my head here(queenishas head also), abeg don't put me in trouble. Ask Gamine whether she'll marry aboki.

A Yoruba northerner o
I hope he doesn't recognize me when I land at Murtala

Manners of Going to The Toilet
Supplication Before Entering
When going to the toilet the messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) would wear footwear. He would cover his blessed head and before stepping into the room, he would read:

'Bismillah' 'Allah-Hum-ma Inni A'oodhu-bika Minal Khu-buthi Wal-kha-baith'

'O Allah I seek your protection from the male and female devils.'

We should try and learn these short supplications and practise them too. If we do not seek Allah's (The Exalted) protection from the devils, then there is a chance we can be affected with mental illnesses from the devils. We can not see the devils and when you can not see your enemy they are more dangerous. May Allah (The Exalted) protect and give us the ability to follow the Sunnah, Ameen.

1. Cover your head.
2. Enter with the left foot.
3. Any item (e.g. ring, locket etc.) that has the names of Allah (The Exalted) or His beloved Messenger (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) or any verse of the Qur'an, should be removed before entering the toilet. An Amulet (Ta'weez) can be worn as long as it is covered.
4. It is forbidden (Haram) to face or have the back facing towards the Qibla whilst relieving oneself.
5. It is best to lower oneself as much as possible before uncovering the body.
6. Put slight pressure on the left leg it makes it relieving easier .
7. One should be very careful about the splashing of urine (as this is a grave sin). One should sit to urinate.
8. One should not talk in the toilet without absolute necessity but if a person outside is calling and does not know then cough thrice to make them aware. This includes the use of a mobile phone be it for texting as this is not the place to do such things.
9. When two people talk when the body is uncovered Allah (The Exalted) is displeased.
10. Hold the container in the right hand whilst cleansing with the left.
11. The right hand should not be used to cleanse oneself. Unless there is a problem with the left hand then one can use the right hand.
12. Use the left hand middle three fingers for cleanings.
13. The sister should cleanse themselves with the lower palm of the left hand and do not separate the legs to wide .
14. Wash in odd numbers i.e. 1, 3, 5 or 7 times.
15. When cleansing yourself, males should hold their penis from the top with the left hand index finger and the thumb. Gently work your way down (as if milking an animal) so if drops are left they will come out.
16. After performing urination, if you feel that another drop of urine will come, then it is wajib for you to perform 'Istibrao' meaning after urination to perform some act that would force the urine left inside, to come out .
17. First wash the front then the back.
18. After cleansing with water you can dry yourself with some tissue.
19. After you have relieved yourself, wash your hands up to the wrists thrice.
20. Without necessity do not look at your private parts as there is a chance of the memory becoming weak.
21. Do not sit on the toilet for a long time as there is a chance of getting piles.
22. Do not play with your clothing or body, nor look here or there, nor look above, and do not touch your body without necessity.
23. Do not spit or clean your nose in the toilet.
24. Soon as you have cleansed yourself cover yourself as soon as possible.
25. When leaving the toilet one should step out with the right foot.

Supplication on Leaving
Once outside the toilet read this supplication :

'Ghuf-raa-naka Al-ham-du-Lil-la-hil-ladhi Adh-haba 'An-nil Adhaa Wa-'Aa-faani'

'O Allah I seek Your pardon. All praises are due to Allah who has taken away from me discomfort and granted me relief.'

http://www.zikr.co.uk/content/view/72/113/

una get time o
all this gidigidi gbam gbam just to pass shait
una try

how about when you people have constipation.
You know,that type of cannon that can only be released by a loud and sustained ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
followed by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't open your mouth na
it's either you scream out and be free or you scream out in pain
choose one
How about explosive diarrhea?
The one that looks like watery egusi soup
we've all been there
You run and get to the toilet just in time
and while you sit,all you want to say is yepaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and eheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as your bowel contents are released into the white bowl
and people are here talking anout keeping quiet,facing away from mecca and entering with the correct leg.
Your bowels should be donated to forsyth institute for study
they are the sarki of all bowels
they go jejely in an orderly manner
give me a break!

Eziachi:

I should ask you the same question if your sick in the head? What is it that I said that was out of place? or that got your pants in a twist? Critism for sake of it? If I am mad according toyou, you are thenI don't know what to quantify you with. CLOWN.