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Lol,nice weekend. chilling on this thread.

rapists are demons!! Reason I hate men.
94% have the trait of a rapist.

sweet Jesus.

IgboAmakaa:
Fools instead of u people to protect south east u fools are here disgracing una sef

Wen will igbos learn


U are the embarrassement

paulonsk and ezeonyombo are the same person.
He's an afonja.

PauloNSK:
this is too harsh though you have stated the fact but you went too far.

skull miner receive sense.

MariaLavina:
I'm thinking of opening an office on Nl too.

lool.

MariaLavina:
Everybody is now a marriage counselor

or relationship counselor.
I weak.

You are really a nice man.
May God see you through.

seems his guilty. his reply said it all.

N0favors:
Church vigil

indeed.

N0favors:
do you ever sleep? Need therapy?

lol,so,what are you doing awake?

N0favors:
***Rolls eyes***

lol.

hanseel,why not give your friend 10k to buy nice cream as yours.

Elder001:
Lol.. money isn't really a problem.
I'm using BioRadiance and it's 14k. My friend isn't as bogus as I am, so he'll prefer one that's cheaper.

so,you even have poor friends?
thought all of them are rich.
btw,14k cream is very cheap for a big boy like you naaw.

N0favors:
Does it matter what it is?

You are wicket.

SpearHead:
I think you're evil and demonic. Your background is very fetish to reason this way.
Did u give birth to him that you'll poison him?
Can't believe any normal human being will vomit this shot except if you're lifeless

your own is to burn you alive If your wife ever finds out you cheat.

holluphemydavid:
U need to be track and be punished for dis inhuman comment

mtchew. you don't know where I live? you need your balls to be hanged before poisoning you. cheater spotted.

funmisticqueen:
All this one is too much work, i will use the sperm for rituals and make him impotent

Lol.

IamPlato:
...

Doing Good. How You Doing

great,thanks.

lefulefu:
they are everywhere amongst us. There was one girl wey i see some days ago munching down those very long huge 450 naira bread and gulping down a family size bottle of coke. Plate of pepper soup also dey her side.when i see her body size i come say no wonder.

lool,no make me laugh.

seriously, this is now becoming too much.


I think fat ladies eat so well.

IamPlato:
...

I Would Bet Any Thing, you Didnt Mean That

Lol. How you?

IamPlato:
...

I Would Bet Any Thing, you Didnt Mean That

Lol. How you?

IamPlato:
...

I Would Bet Any Thing, you Didnt Mean That

Lol. How you?

KOPT33:
Now, boys, here are the lessons I learnt from this episode

1. You must always take a lady out on a date. It doesn't matter if you spend 1k. It is one of the truest test of character and compatibilty
2. You must learn the joy that comes with knowing how to say a firm NO and stick to it
3. If a girl wants to eat your money or burden you with bills, the signs will always be there. You must look out for the signs and say no if above your capacity.
4. If you catch any weird vibes from a girl, trust your guts and bang the door on her face
5. Remember that love is not all about money. Some girls will love you to pieces for who you are, but if you want to prove you have money, there are many girls specifically designed for no other thing than for spending that your money, and your behavior will surely attract them.


Remember you are the man. Define what you want, make an allowance for a little amount of bullshit, but never wallow in bullshit.

Love is a game of numbers, and if you keep trying, you will meet a compatible person.

Bleep Chisom whose story I am about to tell below.
..........................................................................................


My longterm and serious relationship ended about three months ago when my girlfriend got an opportunity to travel to Germany for further studies. I have been lonely since then, and also in the market for a serious relationship. I have been on several dates which didn't go further. I am seriously in the market for love, and I have a set amount of money budgeted for dating, social and other 'love-hunting' activities per month.

Enter Chisom (almost her real name). I met her at the ATM when I went to withdraw money last week Thursday.

I approached her, and she was very welcoming of my advances. We spoke for a while on the ATM queue, I asked her where she was going to, she said she was hungry, and wanted to withdraw money in order to go to the market to buy foodstuffs.

I asked if she would be interested in coming with me to one amala and ogufe joint since I was headed there. She said great. So we went there to order food. Usually, whenever I go to that joint, I spend not more than N1500 on a meal. So I asked Chisom to order, and she ordered food of N3200. In my mind, I was okay, this doesn't feel right, but let it pass. It is the thing we do for love, right?

So I went home and all through the week, we spoke a few times and arranged to have a proper date night on Wednesday after work, and then she will crash in my house and go to work from there the next morning.

Wednesday came, we went to a lounge opposite my street which I frequent both for the food and atmosphere.

Chisom came looking tattered, like she didn't even feel the need to make a good impression. I let it slide because I felt it was because of her work (she's an engineer's assistant). After a little while, I asked if she would like to order food and drink, she said yes.

I called the waiter to bring the menu, I ordered one large shawarma and chips with 1 bottle of water = N1850

Now what did Chisom order?

1. Cow leg peppersoup
2. Barbecue chicken and chips
3. 3 shots of whisky
4. 1 large hollandia yogurt

Everything = N6550

Whoa dude!

We ate on and made light conversation. I picked her brain and the more we talk, the more I was happy I brought her out on a date as a means of evaluating aspects of her character.

When we'd finished eating, and I was trying to enter serious conversation with her, she kept looking at the food service area, ignoring me. She then said:

"Dear, those pies are calling me," I told her to ignore the pies.

"Dear, the chicken burgers are calling me."

"Ignore the chicken burgers"

"Dear, won't you buy me a burger?"

"No, I think I am over the limit of what I budgeted for food"

"Dear, those chicken fillets must be really hot"

"Yes, they might you -- feel free to order some for us."

In my mind I was like so this is what guys mean when they say some girls are hungry.


I ended the night early (after the food, we were meant to hang out in the lounge's club until 1 am). I told her I wasn't feeling well.

I walked her to her street, and hugged her, said my bye. She then said:

"Is it only bye-bye you will tell me?"

I thought she maybe wanted a goodnight kiss, so I leant to kiss her, she pushed my face away and (I kid you not) said "give me money for taking me out na"

I bluntly told her "I have been spending money and time on you since we met, the least you could do is be grateful and less demanding".

With that said, I turned around, and walked the short distance to my street. Blocked her contacts everywhere, and sent her a text message that read: "Dear, thanks for coming out tonight. I caught some really strange vibes from you and I won't be talking to you anymore. Good luck in life."

cc:
Mynd44 -- can this make heaven?
Ishilove
Biacan
lalasticlala -- promise land, please.

lool,I cant stop laughing.

Lol,this is so funny,couldnt even finish reading when I bursted out laughing.
biko,where do you guys get this type of ladies that eat so much?
lol

Colourich:
Nice one babe.

lol. How's you?

mmm

EmekaMD:
poison? God please keep me away from such evil women.. Amen

you think so?
God doesn't answer such prayers.

go and ask your father about that.

some ladies have totally lost it.
see the one that said she will thank him for protrcting himself,and the stupid guys are applauding her.
it's either she has low self esteem or that she will be the kind that will poison the husband.



for me,I will confront him,watch him closely,if he's a serial cheat,I will just have to move on.



but if he's a husby,I will feed him with poison.
!!