₦airaland Forum

J2381:
So you see, it's not safe anywhere in the world because sh1t happens.

okay,. You're right!!
God bless you..

J2381:
Actually in Nigeria, Lagos is heaven on earth (depend on where you live though)

My dear, my building can't collapse. I don't bite what I can't chew. I never do that because I know myself.

Anyway, congrats on leaving this sh1t hole, I pray you don't get shot or get harassed because of the colour of your skin.
I'll hate it very much to see a regular of this thread became a victim of Black Life Matters.

awwww, thankss for caring ☺️


Anyways, I also pray you don't get shot by the police or get kidnapped by skull miners.. because of the many years of corruption, nepotism, ethnicism, poverty, hopelessness and institutional weaknesses..

I'll hate it very much to see a regular of this thread become one of the many victims of a failed state like Nigeria!! ☹️

J2381:
Bla bla bla. Never forget, leaders/politicians are gotten from the people. In other words, this same idiots who break rules and feel good about it and call it their God given right, are the same ones who are elected into office.

I'm sure you think Imo state is the same with Lagos state for you to make that statement as regard the bolded.

Anyway, since "you're out of that sh1t hole for good". Wherever you are, if you use VPN to download movies, know that you were part of the problem in Nigeria and you're a thief.

Shikena.

I guess Lagos is heaven on Earth..
The el Dorado of our time.. a place of fabulous wealth and opportunity.
The minimum wage there is $15 an hour.. same as New York ..

Problem is, pray your building doesn't collapse.. ☹️

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J2381:
Choice and control bro.

I want to watch this movie yes, I'm happy it's banned because there's a scene I don't like. That's why there's the fast forward button, which still boils down to what I said earlier, choice and control. I have the choice of fast forwarding the scene(s) I don't like. That's why I hardly go to cinemas. Choice and control.
Yes I'm sure the FG is responsible for providing security in your very own flat, no?
The real hypocrites are the ones who sit behind their keypad and do nothing but complain on social media.

Ask them if they vote, they're give you lame excuses. Ask them if they pay their water bill, the same lame excuse. Ask them if they pay their electricity bill, they give lame excuse of "crazy bill". The life of the average Nigerian is full of blaming everybody but themselves.

You who is talking about the FG not being able to provide security and basic amenities. Do you pay your security bill? That's the real question.

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smh
Stockholm syndrome, at its best..

All the ones that we've paid and still paying,. What exactly have the opportunistic mofos in asshole rock done with it?? Nothing. Absolutely nothing,. Nigeria is a failed state.. stop making excuses for the government..

2.1/10

cynical action movie, that never really figures out which story it wants to tell. tripped up by a late plot twist, Sweet Girl wastes a potentially resonant story and some solid work from its well-matched leads..

She's beautiful,. It has to be said!!

She's indeed stunning,. ✅

Happy birthday to her!! ☺️

Hahahaha, funny guy..

Gadafii:
from vagina, to mouth, to anal, to hands, and boobs,then arm pit

una go soon begin to dey Bleep knee joints and ears

They've successfully normalized anal sex..
First it was shocking, then it was having a cultural moment, now it’s practically standard in the modern bedroom repertoire—or so a quick scan of any media, from porn to HBO, will tell you..

ihedioramma:
Please who is Obasanjo ?

former managing director, Nigerian television authority. NTA

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silvoclaira:
Men are responsible for the death of 60% of living things in this Country. Men are very wicked [/s]

RIP

OMG, tf, 99% you mean.
And please Op add graphic content to the headline

Try ikorodo axis..

5.8/10

Ijaw land is cursed, there no two ways about it..
A region of kaikai..

Fucckingg mofo, who married his grandmother for money and papers, I guess no one with saggy balls will condemn him here,. Instead they hail and praise him,. Like he's the sweetest thing invented after candy,.

Buh if it was the other way round,. Nairaland saggy balls association would have sank their venomous fangs into the woman. Calling her all manner of unprintable names..

I guess whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good,. Luckily. This is not difficult..
Charlotte whitton..

Bunch of lowlifes!!

SPits..

Roma10:
Back up ur point

most girls start their periods when they're about 12, . But getting it any time between age 10 and 15 is OK. Every girl's body has its own schedule..

Roma10:
[s] 7-8

Roma10:
Just when you start having feelings for a man

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abduleez1:
This movie was robbed of an Oscar from the overhype of Frozen 2.

Masterpiece. Last animation to reach such meteoric heights in the last 3 years.

Frozen 2 was a disaster!!

These are extremely dangerous persons!!

My favorite Nigerian actor ❤️☺️

Sad news,.

May his soul rest in peace!!

InfernoNig:
It's nasty to have smelly punny.

yeah,
Buh still doesn't give you the right to treat her that way..

This is exactly why biafra agitations will never end!!

Thought they have been released?

InfernoNig:
Immediately, I perceive foul smell from the punna, while digging her punna, I withdraw my dick and put it in her mouth for her to taste it. Did it to one chick like that, up till now, she see me run.

Action speaks louder than words



I will do the same.

ewwww, that's nasty..

Vickyvice:
[s] They, in turn, should be slaughtered and sacrificed as ritual to bring money for nigeria

these lowlifes won't yield nada..

BTW, I'd like to suggest that people living in the south west should probably start wearing helmets to protect their precious skulls from been mined!!

Bukasint:
Is this not pastor Ikechukwu. Pls be sure of the identity..This guy no be Northerner.

smh, stop being a slowpoke, so pastor Ikechukwu now worships in a mosque? Pastor Ikechukwu ko, sheikh Ikechukwu ni.. his name is Usman Adamu, as seen below!!

Yorubas killing yorubas!!

Smh,

For goodness sakes ehh!!
Why in God's earth is Iheanacho always dressed like a Palm wine tapper??