peeparty:


seconded

same here

Tallesty1:
Stuffs you think when you become uncontrollably addicted to sex.

I am just sick and tired of all these relationship advisers who think that one thing is more important than the other in a relationship or marriage.

After sex then what?



I know that making love is an important part of a happy marriage. It also has many health benefits but this girl's approach no be am. She sounds like she's got all the experience.


Won't be surprised if you tell me that she is a baby mama.

It is girls with this mentality that are sold on their idea that "Sex Would Make Him Stay".
Sir, Frm dat post, she never said sleep with your man bfore u marry him, she said before u marry him, discuss abt sex with him....dnt spiritualize it...many marriages crumble today cos of bedroom activity problm...be sure abt who u are intending to tie d knots with

yes u have to feed him well, and yes u av to av a phd in bed too. but marriage is not abt d bed activities nd knowing how to cook, its far more deeper than that.

dulux07:

If ur determined n lack discipline, u may not achieve ur goal

dats not entirely true........most times deres sm1 to mingle with, the desire is burning fiercely....u realy want to do it...but uve determined nt to do it, u promise urslf to keep it till u ar married...so u refused to do it. u can see its realy nt discipline.

dulux07:

No na, m jst sayin it takes discipline to keep virginity for long time. Being a virgin does not necessarily mean ur better than a non-virgin

its not discipline sir, its determination.

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i have big boomba so she cannot afford to dump rare commodity like me[/quote
Guy do u knw many confident Nija guys wif bigger boomba exist? Dey deceive urslf...

lordthree:
op your girlfriend isnt fine facially, but she has got a nice body, enjoy
after this girl drops 2-3 babies You'll hate her body, enjoy while it lasts.

And how is dat ur business? Why nt mind ur business.......

The one post dat still got me laughing is whr a guy told d op of a very meaningless thead dat he wouldnt be experiencing diz brain damage hes experiencing if he didnt dump d drugs given to him at d psychatric hospital where he was receiving treatment for ibadan weed....

The picky lady

FLAWLES:
.he came over to my place yesterday...tried touching and i refused(he got angry; me just pretend i din notice)later begged me sha and said he was sorry

Babe catch ur two ears nd run.....dat guy jst wants to have a taste of u..........all d initial gragra is jst to get d attention he wants. Dont be fooled o

Was thinking am d only one goin tru d pain of receiving doz annoying mails everyday.....nd d funniest thing is i dont even av a joy stick o

brito:






Hope you're not expecting me to play in the sand with you cos I won't .
Now take your saggy balls out of my sight!

kai babe u wicked o.....u no even pity am

eleko1:
Wic useless moral lesson u wanna teach him?Take thing easy biko.Ur parent are still ur parent.U got slapped cos u jumped to defend Ur mum.Do u ask ur mama why she was slapped?

whatever it is she might have done, you think it is right for him to slap his wife at all? hmmm the way some ppl think sha. OP am nt goin to support u being rude to ur father the bible says honour ur father and mother so that ur days ll be long. leaving the house angrily will only escalate the issue on ground. u are a man, talk to ur father like one and help dem resolve the issue on ground you trying to get your own pound of flesh wnt help at all. God ll give you the wisdom to go abt it in the right way.

Godiya by Solomon Lange, presence of the lord by Sinach, Grace Michael W Smith......etc

Gflat:


Na peeps like you I dey refer to...so once a guy furcks you, you think its now a mandate for him to supply your needs? Like sex is thw way to a man's life right??

BULLSHYTE!!!!

Like I said, ur choice of words will not allow anybody to be polite to you.....there are still some purpose driven, independent ladies out der......I mean ladies!!!!! Not cheap girls that will open deir legs for. boys dat use vulgar language like u.

So a bae u ar actually sleeping with asks u 4 cash (though like u said in an impolite manner) and u decided to come to nairaland to make a topic out of it? Some guys on NL will not cease to amuse and amaze me, u said she's impolite bla bla bla........lookin at ur choice of vulgar words sir u really dnt deserve bein polite to. And like dey say, like minds attracts each other. If u and diz bae of urs dnt av anytin tin commmon den u probably wnt be sleeping wif her. So pls nxt time u dnt av sometin educative to add to nairaland, take ur hands of the create a new topic button.

berem:
Does she think she deserves a standing ovation for her attitude?

Absolutely none of my business!

Next thread please!

Not all ladies has d balls to stand up 4 deir mum.......so she deserves a standing ovation and also an award too

Orijin101:
1 Never got drunk

2 Never misbehave when i got drunk

3 Never smoked weed

4 Never smoked more than 10wraps of weed per day

5 Never fvcked before

6 Never fvcked without condom

7 Never seen a nake.d girl

8 Never stopped peeping at a nake.d girl while she's bathing

9 Never liked or loved any babe

10 Never lied before

angrybird007:
Everybody loves the GENERAL
I luv u
My family luvs u
My community luvs u
My village loves u
My city loves u
Nairaland loves u.
Only omo ale(BASTARDS)hate u

I hate Buhari, are u now insinuating am a bastard? Cos I can see ur sent ur brain to the market while u were typing. Dat rubbish u posted up dere

Blackett:
When is FERMA gonna grade the bumpy road on your forehead?

See as you talk "releases photoshoot" like say na better thing.

Mind how you use words like "photoshoot" before you chop better slap.

Now, get the fvck outta here.

guy u dey heartless o......

happy birthday dearie..........live long and prosper

if he finks hes a mega super star, den a mega super star he is! there's a huge power in positive confession.............as a man thinketh in his heart, so he is. so u all should learn to look beyond your present situation/position/condition to a bigger and brighter you, and stop criticizing the young mega super star.

Qhal:
Emmm, she was actually my bestfriend's sister

WAS?

well.........i pick generals03

do not turn urslf to his house maid(washing his cloths and other family members cloths, cleaning his house etc) odikwa very dangerous and risky.

noobsaibot2:


I NO FIT SLEEP...

IF NA U WEY SEE UNCLAD PICS OF YOUR GIRL ON WHATSAPP WETIN YOU GO DO

i go commit suicide, make u do the same tin.....rip in advance

kadas01:
Do Nigerian girls know the meaning of "love"?

Abeg free Naija girls! Majority of them are very hungry!

The way people post b4 they think on nairaland is getting more annoying, am vry sure u ar one broke ass guy that can't afford to buy airtym worth 100naira 4 ur gf....I don't blame u, the slum u live in, I believe most of the babes dere are those I never chop girls.......so its normal to assume all naija girls are hungry. Next time u want to post pls use ur brain

guy why are you doing this to urslf nah.....y did u decide to dump the drugs given to u at the psychiatric hospital for ibadan weed? see what you ave done to urslf.........

krall:
who are you talking to?

Falsehood will only destroy you.

guy bia, na u dey talk say na u dey feed ur gf family, nd i come follow u reason say u don try, u shld be crowned the EZE of her family. i mis yarn? na ur fight i still dey fight.

krall:
why you don't know the full story before you start talking.

As for the "bride price", do you know how much I have spent on her head. Do you know that I even opened a small shop for her mom? Eh?? so why won't she happily do it?

no wonder u don turn am to ur house girl...so na u be be the lion of the tribe of their family....no vex u no get fault. abeg babe, wash hin cloths, wash hin sister own join, even go hin village wash all deir family cloth. after all u ar his slave. mtchheeewww

miraclewonder:
You must be very hard-working. What are the use of your hands? The time you used to post this would have been enough to wash what you will wear to work. Better still, buy a washing machine. Those stuffs aren't in shops for decoration, they are there for people like you to buy.

bross i tire o......seems his hands are made of cotton wool lazy man...nd no be hin fault na doz babes wey dey fall we females hand...why u go dey wash cloth 4 guy wey neva pay ur bride price?