₦airaland Forum

savanaha:
She is soo funny.

You just have to let people know you ain't bovvered. They might think you are but you ain't

aww i love her so much she really cracks me up anyway been nice doing the catherine tate thing with you and beyswin. i got to run now chat to you again i hope, the thread is looking unhealthy for me . Ta ra love!!

savanaha:
Oh Emm GHee. Some one else that likes Catherine Tate Show. Tell em but I ain't bovvered thought.

lol haha ahahah ok nice one i aint bovverred either lol

superman:
quote
superman
" to perpetuate CORRUPTION as real hurdle to the developement of nigeria is unequivocal to retrogression at present"

Being Superman this is, im sick and tired when we over-elaborate on corruption. And who say corruption aint mass of destruction, but what we are saying is[b] COMMONSENSE [/b] should supercede all that corruption talk!

If i happen to be a leader, right i understand that those monkies next door (house of squanders)aso rock))) aint up to no good, right the question is shall i keep crying corruption! hell no! now let me break it down for you

UNCONDITIONAL STUFF!

1 LAGOS -ABUJA-ENUGU HIGH WAY 100% SOLIDLY DONE

2 AT LEAST 3 WORDCLASS FEDERAL HOSPITAL

3 AT LEAST REVAMP 10 UNIVERSITIES TO WORLD CLASS FOR LIFE

4 EVERY GOVERNOR GOT 3 YRS TO COME UP WITH JOB PROVISION WITH MINIMUM WAGE #70,000 AND above for 1000 uni candidates

ete

now all these can still be done with these corrupt aso monkies in the house of squanders. corruption, excuses it will always be!

And who say China aint corrupt but then i think they ve got a lot of zeal and commonsense.

thank you for sticking up for our country, you even have time to list things, its wasted unfortuntately . Anyway those saying there is absolutely nothing good about Nigeria and absolutely no reason to be patriotic are the first in England and the US etc to trek to their neighbourhood stadiums etc to watch their so called jaga jaga country play football and scream the loudest flying their green white green like they actually live in Nigeria. Its just a small example but lets not be hypocrites here. i am sure if a non African man or woman calls one of them here jungle rat or say ''go back to Africa'' they will be the first to beat their chest like wild gorillas shouting how proud they are to be Nigerian. in the words of Catherine Tate 'what a load o shit''

amber_ella:
me canadian.  but i have to admit - my nigerian husband speaks better english than me.  He's always laughing at the way I say stuff!

aww welcome to the clan. you are part of the family

amber_ella:
can i respond if i'm not nigerian??

no you can't

lol kidding , where you from?

lol i like this thread lol so true but you got to luv it, its all part of life now lol.

even my carribean friends say the same things we are very similar

long live Nigeria ! amen to that.

this is what i am talking about, ppl should not forget where they come from before they start talking this and that about Nigeria, especially when they are the ones not wearing the very painful shoes. We get complacent and snobby like we live in taj mahals. We are just fortunate to be living outside the country and I for one know how the tax and Gordon Brown dey pinch my pocket. But we have no right to talk cause we are not living in the condition many face and even those ppl still find something good to say about our country. Like i said i have come across some 20somethings who think just becos they are in university abroad their fathers are presidents. Reverse snobbery , pathetic.

p.s
this is not addressed to any single individual on line @present and can we all chat like adults and not insult one another on a serious topic?

i personally prefer the remix with B

"Ask not what your country can do for you etc"

yes i am all for that and yes yes yes that should be the attitude.

toyinrayo:
ask what I can do for my country? . .Likely their eyes is on the green leaves in all your pockets. I'll suggest you dnt go to Abuja and ask that kind of question

yes that is the popular belief, it starts with ''self'' if we all adopt that attitude then the outcome won't be that of exploitation

lol @topic
no they dont cum quickly cos they are greedy and hold back as much as possible stretching the pleasure till your jaws hurt like a mutha****** . its the only time they hold on mind lol

fine now that its back to chatting in an adult fashion, i'll say to you , no need to attack other people's point of view because from what i gathered on all the responses, we were basically saying not all is bad. try to be objectional.

ps
i never take anything personal online lol, i was only trying to get you back to basics because you thot i was insulting you, remember? i could have taken things personal when you called me '' aunty '' lmao but i did not 

oziomatv:
I hope you're working to secure your british kpali before you relocate to Nigeria so when the heat get hotter you run back again.

ok i really don't know where u are going with this but i'll put it down to the fact u misconstrued my last comment. anyway , your response is water off a duck's back to  me.

oziomatv:
Auntie I never come up with insult why the insult on me?

oh no so sorry dear it was never an insult, i wont do that. when ppl say ''dont be silly'' it is not an insult, how do i explain this? anyway dont take it as an insult ok

if you wish my dear lol

oh dear'!

got a point though

beystwin:
Well, one good thing is that all Nigerian generals complement their uniforms with a walking stick. Nice!

lol can't beat the fashion sense i guess lol

maybe we can stop regurgitating what we have seen and read  else where . nobody under 30yrs could possibly have the life experience to have an objectionable view of Nigeria and the dynamics within. ahh sigh! well a Little education i guess makes everyone an expert

oziomatv:
Sir, could you please give 1 example of something good to talk about Nigeria?

very bad attitude to have, dont be silly . its not 100% bad. no country is, none!

Tornadoz:
Na wa wa wa. Every Nigerian abroad want to make us believe they're on first name term with Bill Gates. Pleeeeeeeze.

lol. maybe right there lol

whykam:
u guys abroad just talk about what you don't see which u spread all about which destroys nigeria's image as a country.

lol some not all

shut up! lol i would kill for a 15 years old face , i bet in 10 years you would kill for that face, be happy with what u've got enjoy lol

Tornadoz:
What is the point of "complaining" to the Nigerians here (mockery)? I think you should forward your complaints to the authorities.

lol last i checked this is called a ''FORUM''

we all just letting our our views no matter how small or ridiculous they maybe, sure you have too. Oh guess what? do you know govt agencies, pressure groups etc prowl forums like this?

@beyswin
well you are not the first and certainly wont be the last to feel this way, we all know this . it is now all just a matter of time, i feel there will come that time . I think it will be in our life time,lets not undermine the progress already taking place. The media, youtube, blogging culture etc have seen a new power house in youth movements that are affecting change as we speak

beystwin:
LOL - alternatively, remaining in Nigeria where you are a first class citizen but where there are no human rights, does not sound too appealing!

Anyhow, we really do need to help our country, rather than insulting those back home.

absolutely!

@topic
the willie

@topic '' wtf do we care? i would not want to be in naija as it is rich or poor. who really cares, the main deal is the mess is sorted out all this reverse snobbery and fake snobbery is pathetic i know of the poorest nigerians in the uk who pretend to be so called rich. its all laughable. rich or poor so what?

@poster
another abusive man with big time insecurities. morbid obession can become dangerous. run or drown.
Next!

i think the poster meant to say ''pregnancy test'' just a typo no biggie.
However what do you all expect from a girl who is ignorant to the fact that if u have sex without protection you get pregnant or become a host to HIV. a girl who then pours abuse at ppl why found time to answer her stupid question?

@poster
hey kid! hit me with ur best shot. insults on a computer are water off a ducks back.

oh while u at it, check for HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhea,etc.