₦airaland Forum

Burob:
Mr man look 👀 before u comment, & don’t be in a rush to exhibit cluelessness, was I the one that mentioned 5 years .

The onus was on you to indicate you were jumping into a conversation of two people and tag both parties. Nobody keeps checking monikers in an on-going discussion

Burob:
87 months in federal prison equals 7 years and 3 months. With the standard 15% reduction for good behavior (54 days per year).

An inmate typically serves approximately 85% of the sentence, for 87 months this equates to roughly 74 months (6 years and 2 months) actually served behind bars, potentially with the final months in a halfway house or home confinement.

Key Details:
Total Time: 7.25 years (87÷12)
Time Served (Approx. 85%): ~74 months (6.16 years).
Good Conduct Time: Up to 54 days off per year.
Release: May include 6-12 months in a halfway house.

You were asked a simple question. Show us the math that arrives at 5 years.

Another thing, when discussing jail time you don't assume maximum time off and perfect good behaviour, otherwise you'd also take into account time served and appeals, in which case you could say he was sentenced to zero jail time!

Flangelo12:
Federal time.

Think.

So 87 months Federal time is 5 years. Can you explain to us how?

Think

zhike:
South Africans clearly said they don't want foreigners who is going to invest less than R5 million in their country. Actually foreigners can only come as investors or tourist , not to look for work.

First of all South Africa has no such "absolutely must" mandate.
Second of all how do you know the Nigerian you're killing and looting did not invest R10 million?

ufotunang:
..abi.. Nigeria is an ATM machine for our politicians..just withdraw enough money for yourself chop and enjoy the money and nothing happens to the politicians

Not only enjoy it, use it to run for office and eventually run for president

KIDfurniture:
This girl can never be on my good book again . Chai her sex tape that year ! I pity her son sha. They will show him that tape when em don grow and he wil curse his mama

Who gives a shít about your good book? Funny guy, because your mami never had s*x

chipet67:
Who df gives a hoot about your good book.

Abeg follow me ask am o

ufotunang:
This cannot happen in Nigeria

If it could Tinubu and 95% of Naija politicians would be in jail

ufotunang:
..in Nigeria the man would had been walking around freely enjoying his loot...

With $2.1m? Waking around my ass. He'd run for office and win!

Flangelo12:
From NNPC life to prison for 5 years.

No be small thing.

So 87 divided by 12 is 5?
Nairalanders know math well

DeLaRue:
It makes perfect sense.

A naira that rises too fast can be as damaging to the economy as one that falls too fast.

The secret to sustainable economic growth is stability. A slow but steady naira recovery is better.

If naira hits 1000 to a dollar too fast, Nigerian consumers will benefit hugely, but the biggest long term beneficiary will be China, as Nigerians will go back to importing everything under the sun from China. This will destroy our own manufacturing companies, and there will be tremendous job loses. Once cheap Chinese imports destroy our manufacturers, then we will effectively become an economic colony of China.

Remember too that if the naira rises too sharply, the record levels of non-oil exports we have had in the past 2 years will disappear as our produce becomes more expensive for foreign buyers. A strong naira makes our non-oil exports expensive for foreign buyers. They will look elsewhere to buy.

Economics is not a one way thing. For every positive, there are often potential negatives. It is the job of the CBN to manage conflicting possibilities.

I suspect the CBN will probably prefer naira to steadily rise to say around N1250 by end of 2026, N1100 by end of 2027, and N1000 by end of 2028. Steady as you go.

But the CBN will be under tremendous political pressure from APC leaders to allow naira to gain fast later this year so APC can go into 2027 elections saying 'We told you so...Mr Tinubu is an economic genius. Vote for him to perform more magic'.

It is what politicians all over the world do. Mr Trump has been trying to sack the American Central bank Governor for several months now because the Governor refused to cut interest rate as fast as Mr Trump wants.

😅 There is no "Central bank Governor" in America.

Also, you talk as if dollar will stay static

floss:
He might not be honest but give it to Tinubu… he won’t throw you under the bus if you do his bidding today…, but his softness towards terrorism is the biggest problem with his administration

He also recently lost his son. See below

loveth360:
Nigeria is an ev!il country.



There's reason God is punishing Nigeria

Why is He punishing Biafra?

SuperEagles:
Obi people filled with hate will claim it is AI.

The operative word is "looks"

Gerrard59:
I was thankful that he explained the concept rather than just accusing others of lying without expressing his side. As for divorce, nothing new about it in Islam. Kano has the highest rate of divorce in Nigeria. Apparently, the law/religion promotes easy divorce.

No mind am. Islam is all about saving marriage my arse.

This your signature sef. Ya think maybe it's time for an update?

By the time one goes through YouTube, X (formerly known as Twitter), Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, Nairaland, etc what man has time for chat friendship with no possibility of leading to romance or s*x?
Good luck sha

zhike:
South Africans clearly said they don't want foreigners who is going to invest less than R5 million in their country. Actually foreigners can only come as investors or tourist , not to look for work.

They came and became EMPLOYERS - they established a business!!!
On what excuse do you go in there and kill them??

Gerrard59:
This is much better and thank you for your explanation.

It is a deceptive explanation. If Islam is all about saving marriages ask DesireV why the divorce rate in the capital of Islam (Saudi Arabia) is so high

Kobojunkie:
Islam is a religion that is built on the ideas of 7th century, not the 16th century, Arab man with a complex who believed himself to be the perfect model for all of humanity. Mohammedans are individuals who strive to live according to the ideals of this same 7th century man, following his every command and teachings. 🥱

In normal course of things wouldn't this be considered some sort of madness?

DesireV:
Why do you talk about what you're clearly ignorant of?
What do you have to gain in this blackmail?
What you have written aren't true. I don't know why non Muslims discuss Islam out of sheer ignorance.
Can't you just let Islam be or say the truth about it?

Notice how you didn't tell us what is true. Because you know it is true. If a man says talaq three times the marriage is over. See it circled below

gracias124:
Its a skit, and the guy is chasing clout nd looking for engagements. Thats not how it works in reality

So oga tell us how it works. How else does a man divorce a woman in Islam?

autoez:
Divorce affects children everywhere not only in the north

Thundafireseun:
Divorce affects Children in America, Canada , East, south and west negatively….

Why is the Noth mentioned?

But in other places the long, expensive divorce process will make you think twice.
In Sharia man just says "I divorce you" 3 times

timbabng:
Believe this liar at your own risk. I know he probably heard about one isolated case, and he decides to make it sound like it's a trend.

It is the age of content. Do you know how many views (and therefore money) he'll garner from this one post while others are spending serious money for content.
Below is what it is all about - views. Plus some comments

RollinTNDA:
This Doctor is talking nonesense

There is no way. They take you to a surgery room and come out without surgery scar.

Even the patient will feel the pain from the surgery.
Unless the patient is extremely stupid that they can be scammed like that

Can u read? He said they'll open you and stitch you back up

CyynthiaKiss:
Who started the phrase “Nigeria is a Giant of Africa” ?.

He/She deserves a bed in a psychiatric hospital.

Nothing destroys an image of a Nation more than Islamic terrorism, this is why we are calling for the total ban on sharia law in Nigeria..

Nigerian image started getting destroyed since 2009 when the fruit of sharia started manifesting.. Now look at where we are today..

Do you know what a giant is? A giant is BIG, that's all! Nigeria is by far the biggest country in Africa - true giant of Africa. Just as, globally, China and India are the giants despite that India is a third world country

Amarachieze:
Are homos and lesbians in Nigeria and many other countries not adults? A little sociology or criminology will tell you that nothing in itself is a crime. A behavior becomes a crime when it is labeled so by those who have the power to make their label stick. That why what is crime in one society or culture becomes a norm in another.
All those terms or concepts such as "adult, minor, sexual orientation etc are mere instruments of labelling and legitimization, Who defines who should be called a minor?

Are you okay? That's what I said - homos are adults! They can give consent. People in a coma, mad people, extremely drunk or high people, children, can't.
The question is the reasoning behind the law. Is it reasonable? You can pass a law that men are free to rape any woman they can overpower, but it wouldn't be a reasonable law

Amarachieze:
Confused generation that condole and rationalized homosexuality- a more heinous and hideous sexual behavior . Here they are jailing a paedophile for life. In the near future the Same USA will tell us that this same crime is a sexual orientation. The sentence is bias and unjust given that the same American society condones lesbianism and homos

Homos are CONSENTING ADULTS! None of them is fooling the other. See the difference? You can groom and fool a child - that's why they can't give consent

correctguy101:
Children wey don already spoil troway.

Abegi

Someone spoilt them - an adult

soojar:
In VDM's voice "He's gonna learn..."



We learn every day

"He's gonna loorn" for sure!
But I know he already knows what do hence my sarcastic advice

naptu2:
I even made sure that some of the videos were videos that were shot at night and some were shot during the day because I knew that you would make this claim. I guess you are going to say that this video is also the same or AI?

I thought people rejected the idea of the Coastal Road.

So who are these ones plying it now and how come traffic has already started on the same road they opposed? 😂😭👇 pic.twitter.com/VnEVUK7fcc

— A. Ayofe (@abdullahayofel) December 17, 2025

You remind me of my friend that was complaining that the road was not necessary, but when he entered the traffic jam he changed tune and said that it's too narrow (just looking for something negative).

I guess you'll also say that the people in the screenshots below are AI.

Anyway, you've exhausted your quota of replies, I know that you aren't being serious and I won't read or respond to your posts again.

There's sonething obviously off and funny about this video. It says 3:40 am, Dec 17. There's just something off about the video and you can sense it

naptu2:
I live near the Coastal Road, I know the Coastal Road, I don't need AI to tell me what I know. I have been in traffic on the Coastal Road. I posted videos by different people one of whom is a popular Vlogger that has been covering the Coastal Road since the beginning. I also posted photos. I posted more than one video, but you are focusing on only one video (we know why). I can post many more similar videos from many more people. These traffic jams have been covered on the radio traditional media). I don't need you to tell me what I know.

I bet you've never seen the Coastal Road in real life.

Oga, it is same video on different platforms! NON of them is real! But I'd think that's obvious. Is that how real-life traffic looks in Nigeria? Haba oga! You ought know better nau

naptu2:
All you did was


1) show that you don't know the Coastal Road. You wouldn't have depended on an error prone bot when you can actually see for yourself

2) Show that you cannot count (I posted more than one video)

3) Show that you don't know Gbolahan (the video blogger that has been blogging about the Coastal Road)

And

4) Show that you are simply just trolling.

If you have driven on Third Mainland Bridge many times and you see a video of Third Mainland Bridge, would you need anyone else to tell you that it's Third Mainland Bridge?

But anyway, thinking is hard for you

All I can say is that in this day of AI you still can't tell non of the videos u posted is real. I know you are older but this is not even a realistic AI. Just by their appearance even you ought know the videos are not real!

naptu2:
Exousiang01 see why I said that you shouldn't waste your time arguing with the troll? He doesn't even know what the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway looks like. He's just here to post negative comments even when they don't make sense.

Even if you physically take him there and he sees the traffic, he'll still come up with some ridiculous story.

You shouldn't waste your time trying to convince him about anything. Sensible people know what's in the videos and photos.

Are you ok? I just debunked the video u posted!