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Hazardfan1:
Haaa, Laycon....don't bite more than you can chew o....Stop holding fine girl like that pls.

Imagine. And the girl kept moving away from his reach but he kept going back to hold her.

Laycon, Erica doesn't want your hand around her neck.!!!!
Erica isn't comfy with all this touching. She stylishly moves to escape his hand but he goes back. chai! simple body expression hard some people.

This Nengi i am looking at isn't as beautiful as people are claiming. There are about three girls prettier than her. Erica, Doro and this lady sitting beside Ozo. Don't remember her name..


abegi!!

Viking007:
I just started watching it. Whoever this guy is on black scarf, dude talks too much.

That's Omashola plus Kaffy in one body however, with cool vibes. He may be talkative but fun to watch unlike Omashola.

Viking007:
Laycon?

Yeah, I meant Laycon. Are you watching? I missed Kiddwaya's turn.

I love Neo's vibes. Lay on is BOOOORRRING!!!!

Erica is BEAUTIFUL, calm, lovely smile. I like her already.

Amya:
We love pretenders too much in this country. She owes her truth. Could have told lies and sob stories, but she didnt

Her guts are admirable.

That's just her way to sell herself. Others have done theirs. Different controversy. It isn't about honesty; she is just a proud bitch who wants her story to sell her.
There is nothing admirable about that. No one talk say make she no tell us her real story, but her manner tells us exactly what her intentions are. Her ending note - I hope i don blow sha confirms her intention.
So it's not about being honest, it's about selling herself although in an odd way. Dorothy told us she has a vibrator, she's a bad girl who accepts that her boobs are her selling point. However, she didn't come to us to tell her proud story about how her breasts got her a house or car

I hope say i don blow sha --- Katrina.
Sure, your bitchy rants is your own way to trend.

Brubembem:
Judgemental people be forming sanctimonious on top Katrina!!

Call her olosho or not, she did what an average Nigerian lady will do to a rich Oyibo man of 66!!

She did what an average Nigerian guy will advise his sister to do to a rich Oyibo man of 66!!

You all should STFU!!!!

Her only crime is that she owned her shiit with honesty!!

Hypocrites!!

The way she owned her shit is the issue. There are no saints anywhere but doing such shits and owing it with such pride. It's honestly to you,it's bitchy to me. And her constant 'boss lady' 'boss lady' is irritating.

I guess being bitchy is her own way to trend.

This Katrina is giving me bad vibes!!! Girl, you ain't strong, you just cold!

Who is this idiot chewing gun like a prostitute!! I have only seen that manner on TV.

Ometech:
are you sure you're a female?

Please, hold on. Let me confirm and get back to you.

@vikings007 thanks boss
@kingthreat absolute truth.

Casan0va:
No guy would slap a girl twice because he was substituted for her.
Women and their sharp mouth.
Women have been the major cause of fights, wars, and disagreements among brothers since 19 AD.

In a way, you contributed to Mike, the pastor's son going wayward, but that is besides the point.

Like I said, before we know what's up, matter don 'escalate,' which means I probably also join in the fight likewise others present. However, the reason I got slapped wasn't because of my 'sharp mouth'. I was actually a gentle girl . Instead, it was because, during the argument, I took the ball and held on to it, saying I won't drop it until I join the game since it was my slot. Mike, my bro, and some of our neighbors gave me confidence too. Being the only girl playing soccer among guy (especially in your street) gives you this privilege or upper hand because everyone wants to see you play. They are always amazed and would rather watch you play than having another guy from another street play.

The thing is, the guy came from another street and probably had issues with some guys from my street. .i don't know, but he had a few guys supporting him tho. I received the first slap because I didn't drop the ball after he warned severally, and I received the second slap because after the first, every guy charged at him (verbally), and I started to curse him while crying. I remember saying he wouldn't amount to anything and that he would have an accident and lose that hand lol. He gave the second slap, and that was when Mike retaliated. Maybe that second slap might have prevented the incidence that happened or not. Still, Mike's reaction is solely his, and I will not take any responsibility for the way another person acted(something he is suffering for now). Also, maybe the verbal insults everyone was throwing around would have escalated the matter too, and the same event would have happened, who knows? But as for contributing to Mike's waywardness, it seems you read while being blindfolded. Before the incident, Mike has been disowned by his father more than three times. For a child to be disowned by his pastor's dad, I guess he was very responsible, don't you agree?

That's even by the way. It is actually funny coming to tell me I contributed to Mike's decision. I mean, I probably dragged him to carry stick knack for person head (my bro was there, and he didn't act violently as well as others. The only violence that occurred was carried out by Mike and the other guy. A field filled with over 20 guys, and only two were violent should tell a lot). I also dragged him from his house with pepper to go pour for another person's eye even after the matter don settle.
Some people go just dey talk anyhow.

That's by the way tho. Whatever decision Mike took is solely his. I didn't ask him to fight for me by joining them. Neither did I ask him to trade his life for ruggedity. Whatever he did, he already had the mind to.

It took me about a week to finally get here! It has been a good read. To be honest, I wasn't totally concerned about the messages, and I just needed something to keep me busy. Everywhere seem bored, and the gory tales, decryption, and trolling make it all worthwhile until I got to page 40+. It started to dawn on me that the so-called gentle, shy boy along my street could be a cultist or the lousy chain smoker who always disrupt the football matches on the field in front of my house. What about these group of rough-looking guys with crazy hairstyles, red eyes, and swollen lips?! They are always coming to beg for money. I remember a friend that used to go to my parents' house looking for my brother. He had a tattoo or wound (maybe tattoo was severely done) at his left eye like a teardrop. My mum has always been wary of friends for her kids, so she doesn't entertain any guests.

However, this guy was soft-spoken, intelligent, handsome, seems to know his Bible, and he was respectful, and that caught my mom's love. She allowed him to our house; however, what they only do is play video games or chat about leaving the country. This happened for several months. My brother was trying to get into the Uni 2004/5, and the guy suggested Uniben. Reading through this thread, I can only thank goodness my parents rejected his opinion because of the distance, and instead, they suggested Unilag, UI, OOU, or OAU. This strange guy was always at our house and sometimes stayed till night. We don't even know his parents, but he was calm and respectful plus a Christian, and that's okay. Chai!

Reading through these pages, I can categorically tell now that he 'belongs' (a term I have heard from him regularly). The saving grace for my brother was his experience with some little boys at our street, secondary school boys o. They accosted him, harassed him, and took his belt. No beating tho but they warned him seriously over a football match gone wrong. Bro came home, reported straight to my mom, and she went straight to the place, met a few of the suspected boys, and gave them confirm 'craze' (my mom is well known for her strictness.. no one comes to our house whenever she's around, and she speaks her mind plainly and boldly as possible. mama no dey fear o and funny enough, the boys respect her because on her good days she holla at them and even gives them #100, #200). Bro's experience with these dudes made him stay away from that strange guy because the guy was usually moving with those boys. So my bro start to beef am, and we stopped seeing him.

What about Lil Daniel (not real name), fine choco boy with full beards!! (for his age, it was unusual, so he gets unnecessary attention). Guy went to OOU, and everyone on the street was proud of him until he suddenly came back home one day. I didn't see him, but rumors have it that he couldn't walk. That he had wounds on his thigh and legs. Daniel stayed home for some days, went back to school, but he doesn't seem to fancy education anymore because he was always home every month, and stays there for months. Some people believed he lied about his admission, and some claimed he probably failed some courses and had given up. My pals in the same age bracket with I and Daniel made jest that Daniel was a mummy boy and didn't want to leave his mom's bosom. This continued for a long time until he finally dropped out, went into yahoo, started smoking seriously, and clubbing. He later went to Kwara poly tho, but I saw him last year, and I hid! The Daniel I saw wasn't the one I grew up with. The new person I saw, I hated! I didn't want my darling seeing me with him or even seeing me greet him because that Daniel isn't someone anyone wants to be associated with. Menh! I felt terrible for him seriously, but still, Cultism never came across my mind until reading this thread. I thought he made terrible friends, made some bad decisions as a youth, went into drugs and girls. I never suspected cultism.

What about this Pastor's son, whose Father had disowned for more than 3 times? But he always goes back after my mum's intervention. I remember a football match that went wrong. I was about 13. I play soccer very well for a girl, and most teams usually debate on who I should play for. One particular day, Mike (not real name) came to call me for a match. The field is in front of our house. I told him I was coming that I needed to get dressed. As fate would have it, my mum delayed me for several minutes, and by the time I got there, the match had already started. Now, I was there, and Mike decided to remove my replacement. The guy went berserk, and before we say 'what,' matter don escalate. The guy slapped me twice, and next thing I saw, Mike don carry stick knack am for head like four times. Field scattered o. Serious fight began, but no one was injured. It ended with insults and all that.

Until two days after, Mike, the pastor's son, carried dry pepper go pour for the guy eyes. Some days later, the guy came to Mike's house with one small knife, and while defending himself, Mike sustained a cut on his finger. Community settle the matter o, but since that period, We started seeing Mike with the street guys every parent warned their kids about. Pastor's child started saying slangs, started wearing red (always). He became bolder and became a nuisance. The other guy he fought with was still his relaxed self, although troublesome, but I can tell now that he was just a stubborn child, e no strong. However, Mike lost his way over a fight that meant nothing.

There was a time I just gained admission to a school in the southwest, and I first stayed with someone. A brother. We were four staying together. Myself, the brother, his junior bro, and his friend. Sometimes his girlfriends came to spend a few days. This brother was a man O war member, but looking back now, those jolly songs he played every time were not just songs. They meant something to him. When I knew him, He was intelligent, a medical student, but about two years later, he left college for chemistry. He started smoking 'jedi.' I got to know when I went to visit him bearing some foodstuffs. Everyone don exit hin room. I had my place, his friend got his, and his brother had dropped out (he failed predegree). His friend was my church member back then, and he always warned me about him. I didn't really bother because we hardly see...maybe once in a semester, and I didn't care what he is engaged in (although cultism never crossed my mind). His friend would just tell me XX has joined 'gang' (a slang for bad guys). I went to his hostel one time with food just to show appreciation. I felt ungrateful. He accommodated him for about 6 months, and not for once did he allow me to spend my money on food. The times I tried, he stylishly returns it. However, I haven't seen him in over a year.

One of his family members who lived in my street had just lost her daughter (the woman was actually the one who introduced me to him upon hearing I was admitted to his school- she felt I needed guidance and also needed a place to stay before I get my place). I went to his hostel, and I saw a very haggard guy sleeping on his bed while he was sitting down watching a movie. I saw many rolls of 'jedi' on his table (I didn't know that is what it was called, he mentioned it). My countenance changed, and he noticed. To maintain his good-guy status, he had to wake up the other guy and started screaming at him for dropping his jedi on the table.

However, I have learned that he has started smoking, so his tactic didn't work. Reading this the thread, I remember the times he had a special drink he usually keeps for his friends. He wouldn't let his brother and his roomie take out of it. I remember some of his common words like 'o bam' 'you bam' 'strong man' 'thank kf.' I remember a time he once asked me if i get mind!!!! I actually loved black, blue, and pink colors. So my clothes were usually a mix of those colors. However, one day I wore a black top with a pink inscription, black trousers, and black shoes. I was still staying with him then, and on seeing me, he asked me if i get mind. I didn't understand, and for over several years, I never realized until reading this thread. I am still not sure what he was asking, but now I seem to have an idea (maybe right or wrong). Reading this thread made me realized that all the times I stayed there, he might have been a member. I graduated before him..everyone I knew with him graduated before him.

It is funny now. I have, on several occasions, argue with people that my school was cultism free. Never for once has there been any cultism related fights...or any serious conflicts at all. Guys were bothered about money, and their source of cash was majorly our concern. They competed with cars, babes, and clothes. The only serious arguments I have heard and witnessed were SUG related. I have NEVER HEARD the word 'cult' and my school in one sentence. Never! But it is hilarious now because looking back and putting the messages on this thread to good use. I can categorically say that I WAS WRONG!. One thing I am, however, still right about is that- there have never been any cult related deaths. But their slangs and way of life have been confirmed on this thread. This has shown me that there were/are indeed cultists in my school. Money was, however, their major struggle. In fact, it is safe being a guy in my school than being a girl. Looking back now, I can only thank my stars. As a sport woman that I was, I was always in the mix of guys. Guys, I can't wholly trust now.

I am very grateful for the thread and the messages therein. The gory tales are not as crucial as the decryption. Many like me have no clue about what is going on even though they may be living among cultists. I live in the SW and in cultist infected areas, but still, I had no idea. Maybe I wasn't paying attention to details, but with the uncovering here, I don't need the attention that much. My ears and knowledge are what I need now.
To those complaining about the decryption. I strongly disagree!!!!

enthronedbyGod1:
In 2017, I was somewhere and someone came some distance close to me and pointed a gun that looks like a rifle at me and shot.
I saw the bullet coming straight at my forehead, when it was as if it was almost going to hit me, a force instantly turned it towards the person that shot it, and instantly the person disappeared, I also didn't see the bullet again.

.

I have only seen the bolded in Indian movies and maybe some Chinese movies too. You know, that part the cinematographer make sure the scene is in slow motion, so as to be able to capture a very fast moving bullet and we will all scream chai FILM TRICK?!!! Yeah, that part. The speed of bullet is 2600 ft per second, imagine someone only a few ft away from you?! The italic is typical Nollywood.
Not doubting your story but I find this part extremely hard to believe.
no offense.

GrandMufti:
No be today dem be madams

from 2017?

Viking007:
Rakiticbarca, quivah and Axyz.

my boss my head dey swell
awww don't worry, I will start saving up for your wedding IV

wiseone28:
I don't think all the millions of movies can be fake.

Yes there are some places in Africa that do it people, I may not know.

There are some ppl in Africa that still live in jungles..

Have you read about the bushmen in southern africa?

Since you are bless to come from a civilized society i expect you to behave like one. stop insulting anyone that oppose you.

By your behavior, you give the impression that the op is right.

You do not get the point.
What she is trying to say is- Hollywood portray Nigerians as corrupt, scammers and drug peddling people, are all Nigerians that way?
Hollywood portrays some African countries as cannibals. Does it mean all Africans living in those countries are cannibal? After all, you just said some places in Africa still eat people, while not all places in Africa still eat people since you want to use a Hollywood perspective as a yardstick?!.
Holly portrays Africa as a dirty place with animalistic people. So, are all Africans/Africa Countries that way?
If your answer is no, then she's trying to let you know that Hollywood might portray AA as ratched people doesn't mean they all are.

Generalization is the key here.

Besides, isn't the op, pdudd or pdude, supposed to be married
If he is the same pdude(correct me if I'm wrong), you were the man-slut, the doc who bleeps around even while engaged, but then happened to get married while still in Naija. What happened to your wife? Divorced? Or abandoned in Naija while you resumed your way of life with AA women?. Judging by your immorality, as well as many of the guys on nairaland (esp those ones seeking green card by deceit marriage
), can one conveniently call all Nigerian guys liars, scammers, thieves, cheats, and leeches?.
If you are a Nigerian guy and you feel insulted by this name-calling because you don't belong to the group. Then my generalization is rubbish, and for that reason, there is definitely an exception to this gross generalization by the op. Some guys on the thread have even cited personal examples of fantastic AA women.
As for AA men not ever being with a Nigerian woman, that's also a huge lie (although I agree, that combination doesn't look good, but it doesn't look good, doesn't mean it can't be good). A prevalent example is that of our fantastic female writer.
pdudd or pdude isn't even someone any lady should want to associate with. He's a dog. Fact! So if he has had a bad experience with all AA women he has met or been with, then something must be wrong with him also. He's just a reflection of those ladies. If this story was from someone else, I might agree more, but you aren't a great example yourself. You would make all Nigerian men look terrible if you were the yardstick. Still, you can conveniently use the few AA women you have met as a yardstick to describe every other AA women. That's terrible! However, if you aren't the same pdude, then I'm sorry, but still, your thread is highly exaggerated. But I kind of feel good about it tho, at least Nigerian women aren't the worst of them all as our Naija bros say.

wiseone28:
what about some movies that wrote..

Based on true story?

Be smart!
Based on a true story doesn't mean it isn't 40% exaggerated. The movie must sweet na so they gatz add up.
Based on a true story doesn't mean the script is totally true.

wiseone28:
I believe you..
See how rude she is..

But you guys are rude to her too

crackkhaus:
Story of an average Nigerian girl, nothing new.

Have you seen the original story? The story of the average Nigerian man?. I was actually looking forward to reading your comment on that thread but here you are.

scondy:
Naaaaa.... This was a forced commitment

Truly.

LeJeun3:

75K

I mean how do the couples deserve each of their gifts?./ Roskie 150k, DC 400k?. How does it happen?.

So of Roskie hadn't won, they would have left with #150k?!? lol. How exactly do they share this thing?

So you gave the couple 5mil and then a sponsored wedding worth 10m?? is that sense? lol anyway, it's great tho.

See Bolar... nothing is real there.

Bolar checked out. Arnold was happy and relieved. Bolanle sighed lol

Roskie and Iykeresa. Between, this two. I root for the latter. Although, Iyke is young and still jolly for the girls the possible relationship between Roskie is confusing. Iyke still okay with everything right unlike Kachi who is frustrated and seems angry at Rosie rn. Don't know why tho. I would have been happy for Chivia to win.

All these other relationships no go pass today.

Uniquepre:
Aunty Chris checked out. Make una see Aunty face. Well we cross our fingers waiting for uncle to do the needful.

That face was a shock directed to Ville's immediate reaction to the announcement. She was shocked to leave now but then again, Ville reaction was a no-no.
That Uncle can't do the needful.

Next Double Chris.
Nawa for Chrisville. You guys were announced as the next couple to leave and you couldn't hug your partner, it's supposed to be automatic sef.. Even Chris looked up at him straight up and she seemed stunned cause a hug was expected. He went to hug Theresa straight and even after all the hugs, he just left to go with Chris following behind.
It was a different sensation for the first checked out couple, Chivia. I hope Chris just bone this guy and move on.

Chivia has been checked out.

Munzy14:
If u know how active they are now, u won't even go there....Having sex tonight for the ladies except bolanle is 93%. I am being realistic.

Their wont is camera and rule book.

Then again, sex doesn't guarantee if a guy will stay or move on.

Truly. Esp Rosie and Sylvia. You are right about Bolanle. I feel the same way about Chris too. But the rest? I give em 95% but I hope I'm wrong.

I really don't like this Chrisville. I hiss whenever he's on my screen simply because of his over sabi funny attitudes lol.
Now he's claiming their zaddy with one ugly slipper (lol half shoe) on agbada, wearing the cap on the forehead with his ears underneath....which is totally wrong for a Yoruba man!!! He really can't wait to be free of Chris. It's very glaring. Their relationship ends at that stage, same as Bolar. Only Chivia seems to have a future together and that totally depends on Sylvia unlike the others, whose future depends on their men which is bad in a desperate situation like this.

All these housemates have worn this their clothes na. Does nobody resembles Mercy for here?? No special eviction clothes? lol. Except Sylvia and Theresa sha.


I root for Chivia. I hope they win.