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[color=deeppink]Do ladies expect us to skip ropes with them!!

A lady playing video games especially wrestlemania is surely gonna look strange to me  

KMT they should concentrate on their Ten-ten, skipping ropes or stay in the kitchen and leave the games 2 the boys   [/color]

Lmao

hmmmm i will go for A

Why: cus of the MANCHESTER

^^^^^hmmm. . . . . . lets get this straight

are you saying all the black foreign woman in Italy don't have a job?

2.5 sec

ifyalways:
Ummm
The moral of your story is

na wah o

Mr, Cork:
Puuuuuny!!!!. We DEMAND addddditional punnnny. & no Stories!!

@op

communication and get close to God

and lots more

rice

i don't know

personally, i don't feel too comfortable with it

fun

thinking

;d :d ;d

don knw

why do you want to marry somebody that you don't Love?

you better let the man know that you don't love him and you can't marry him

even if you end up marrying this new guy you will still do the same to him anyway as soon as you see somebody else that looks/reminds you of him

Ileke-IdI:
I know you like better thing. Smart woman

@all
So Waist beads have these charmed connotation to them?
I loveeeeeeeeeeeeee it more!! Plz, where can I buy the charmed ones? I've been eying this rich dude for a while



And they work as contraceptives too?
PLZZZZZZZZ WHERE CAN I GET THEM? I am serious!

100K cash

let me know when you are ready

We already knew Oprah wasn’t a big fan of most black folks but we didn’t know she had beef with Jesus too!

Oprah’s cousin Jo Baldwin is speaking out about how her rich cuzzo fired her for loving Jesus and the terrible way Harpo treats her own family…

Shortly after Oprah Winfrey became a national sensation she hired her first cousin Jo Baldwin to be her speechwriter. Later she promoted Baldwin to VP of her company Harpo Inc.

“When I received my PhD in 1985 from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Oprah asked me where I was going to work,” said Jo Baldwin in the summer of 2010. “I said I would be applying for a position at Ebony magazine as a copy editor. Oprah said she did not like Linda Johnson Rice [owner of Ebony] and I should come to work for her instead. So I did.”

“I was to work for her for three years, but she fired me without notice after two years… I heard from someone later that she got rid of me because she got tired of me talking about Jesus all the time… Oprah preferred the teachings of Shirley MacLaine’s books, such as Dancing in the Light and Out on a Limb, which Oprah made me read but I didn’t think much of.”

Baldwin isn’t the only relative who has been put off by her famous family member. The common consensus among Winfrey’s clan is that Harpo don’t love them!

The power of Oprah’s vast wealth makes most of her relatives quake. They want to be part of the luxurious life that she offers on occasion (her lavish Christmas presents, her birthday checks, even her hand-me-downs) but they chafe at the way she has dismissed them since becoming famous and they know that she does not cherish them as family. She prefers instead her celebrity friends. Oprah holds Maya Angelou as the mother she should’ve had; she sees Sidney Poitier as her father, Quincy Jones as her uncle, and Gayle King as her beloved sister.

Jo Baldwin became estranged from her famous relative who continues to put distance between herself and her blood relations. Oprah will not give her mother, Vernita Lee, her personal phone number. If her mother needs to call Oprah, she must call the studio and talk to Oprah’s producers.

‘”The family is tangled with so many secrets and so much fear,” said Baldwin. “I admit I was afraid of Oprah for 20 years. Absolutely terrified. She’s powerful and dangerous. She told me if I ever opened my mouth [about what I know] she’d sue my pants off.”

“Mainly, Oprah wanted to shame me for being a follower of Jesus as if to say, ‘What is He doing for you that’s so great?’ Oprah inflicts emotional wounds that could lead to physical illness, if they aren’t healed. My faith has kept me from getting sick [over her].”

Oprah ain’t got no love for Jesus Or her own family That’s a damn shame!


http://nollywoodgossip.net/2011/03/04/shocking-oprah-winfrey-fired-cousin-for-%e2%80%98talking-about-jesus%e2%80%99/

The Independent National Electoral Commission has released the final number of voters registered during the recently concluded exercise. The total figure now stands at 73,528,040 against the previously announced 67,664,384.

In the new register, Lagos State has the highest number of voters with 6,108,069 followed by Kano State with 5,270,297. Bayelsa State got the least number of voters at 591,870 followed by Ekiti State with 764,720.

The Commission said it recorded a total of 870,612 duplicates during the collation of the final figures with Niger State giving the highest duplicates while the FCT got the least.
At a press briefing yesterday in Abuja, the chairperson of the commission, Attahiru Jega, said that the huge disparity between the provisional figures was due to "incomplete figures" sent in from the state by officials of the commission.

The highest jump was in Niger state which originally had 721,485 but now has 2,175,421. Mr. Jega explained that during the review, a special committee was set up to reconcile the Niger state figures. Officials, he said, were dispatched from the headquarters to copy the Niger state database back to Abuja and after the review, all information showed that the new figures were correct.

He said the provisional figures in all the states were based on day-to-day returns dispatched by field officials while data recovered from the machine now showed higher figures across the state. He said the initial figures were massively "under-reported" with the duplicates representing 1.8 percent of the total new figure. He also stated that the register would be ready for collection by political parties on Tuesday next week



http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5681342-146/story.csp

Olumogun:
Ileke Idi (waist band/beads) are of different types and for different purpose.

Some are for fashion.
some are charmed for various purpose.
once met a girl who could sleep with a man any time (save period or not) but had this waist beads.
and when confronted, she said she can not take-in (get pregnant) except she cut the beads.

hmmmmmm

what are you selling

glassman:
90 mins,, 36 reds,, 59 yellows. that guy is from Yaba left

Ninety-two Nigerians who were deported by the British government, on Thursday landed at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos.

The Nigerians who arrived the Lagos airport aboard a chartered plane with registration number 509 at about 9.00am, consist of 77 males and 15 females. “Two of them were brought home on drug related cases, four of them on police cases, while the rest were on immigration offenses,” said an immigration source at the international airport who spoke on condition of anonymity.


Deportees lament new law

A few deportees contacted by NEXT at the Nigerian Aviation Handling Company (NAHCO) premises, expressed sadness at a new law put in place by the British government, explaining that the initiative has led to the “massive deportation” embarked upon by the government.

A female deportee who insisted on giving only her first name, Ann, said that she: “I am being frustrated, I can’t do anything now. I have been in detention for over one week before I was deported. I have been in London since 2004.

“I have always been renewing my documents until now that I was deported because it is their new law that Nigerians should be repatriated back. I have everything including cars, and I work in a good place; but even people that have children were also repatriated from London,” she said.

A male deportee described the move by the British government as one that is bias, stressing that the government is being conservative.

“In fact, the British government is bad and very conservative, they don’t like Nigerians; we were being deported irrespective of the fact that most of us have our documents,” he explained.

“Like myself, I have been in detention for three months before I was finally deported. I went to London to study Electrical Engineering and after I finished my study, I decided to stay in the UK up till now that I was deported,” he said


http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5681335-146/story.csp

^^^^^yep

Mrs, Chima:
So you saying if I get a waistband around my husband's kini that it will make it uhmm uhmm less than uhmmm [size=2pt]endowed?[/size]

give it a try

Mr, Cork:
actualy, I heard Ibo women can use it to make a mans,s **Kini** to disappear! 

WAIST BEADS (Ileke Idi):

I love them. I think waist beads are the single most sexy african fashion (& private) accessory.

They come in different sizes and colours and my mum still keeps a few of them in her wardrobe.

However, some ladies don't agree or don't know its effect on some men.

I guess it's different strokes for different folks.

What do you guys think?

i want 10yrds

ok

^^^^don't understand

600 naira a month or 600K a month for 550K land

I don't know sef