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congrats

brb

fyneguy:
The most effective and cost-effective biological control for rats is A WISTAR RAT (see the picture below).
This option comes with a proviso- BE FRIENDLY WITH THE WISTAR RAT- make it your pet. The wistar though looks too weak for the pesty rats, it feeds on them.

Within 2 days of introducing the wistar, you shall see black rats no more. However, if you are hostile to the wistar, your problem is quadrupled, to say the least, as the wistar befriends the blacks and crossbreeds to produce a more destructive breed of rats which invade, not only your house, but your entire neighbourhood, like JTF on a mission to the creeks.

where is the picture

chic2pimp:
Chei that person wicked oooo

smile4kenn:
@OP

Make a huge sign board written "NO RATS ALLOWED IN THIS COMPOUND, By Order"

Trust me, naija rats are very civilized now. They will stop coming uninvited

Damysa:
@ poster u could also try RAT GUM, it is usually found on Lagos traffic, it's a board that looks like a 2A exercise book.
u open it and put breadcrumbs or cryfish to attract them. I met 4 rats dangling in it the first time I used it, I took it outside the gate by the time I brought a stick to remove them (2 mins later) it had trapped another 4 lizards. hmmmmmmm the sight was so horrible that I just had to abandon it there.

Most of the ones I see around now are fake, the original one is usually sticky and very stretchy when u open it. before u buy remove it from the nylon, open it and observe it with your fingers. If the gum on the board is soft and not stretchy enough to trap a big rat dont buy.


my 2 cent

doesn't work for big rats

From nowhere, I started hearing reports that I am a lesbian and that Uche is my lesbian partner.

Yes, Uche is a close friend. We were classmates in school, Unilag.

It was on her birthday and the bash held at another friend's house.

We were all drinking and catching our fun.

It was a girls stuff and we wanted to take a picture and pecked each other.

It was not even a kiss. Although it was close to the mouth.

I didn't know how the picture got out.

I saw it in papers and I felt really bad.

I don't want to bear the brunt of what I am not"

Ego to Femi Oyewale of Encomium Magazine. Ego is a model and singer with Question Mark Records

Popular Actress, Sikiratu Sindodo, To Be Sponsored Abroad By Fashola’s Wife For Liver Problem Treatment

As if what her husband, Governor Babatunde Fashola, just did for Ifeanyi Dike isn’t enough, Fashola’s beautiful wife has also extended a helping hand to another ailing Nollywood celebrity.

A NOLLYWOODGOSSIP’s reliable source just informed us that the delectable wife of Lagos State Governor will be sending star actress, Sikiratu Sindodo, to an all expenses paid trip abroad for Liver Problem Treatment.

We  hope that these blessings of good governance will also trickle down on ordinary Lagosians too.


http://nollywoodgossip.net/2011/02/16/popular-actress-sikiratu-sindodo-to-be-sponsored-abroad-by-fasholas-wife-for-liver-problem-treatment/

iyatrustee:
Anyone stopping you? why not try it

ha ha ha

maybe i will try dat dis wknd

i can stick the wig on as well

hmmmm . . . . . .  . almost everything

my vest, boxers, shirt, shorts, soap, towel, sponge

even eat from the same plate

so unfair cus i can't wake up one morning and decide to put on her bra

wow

move in with her

baby.me:
She is greedy and selfish

everything

congrats

dave2:
Good.
I promise to do the verification before close of biz today.

cool

go buy a new head and brain at the mortuary

Sagamite:
What alot of dribbling tosh!

Are the musicians charity? If you can't afford it, tough!

The musicians have to maximise what they earn, and they should charge as much as they wish for the mugus that would pay. They venue will take probably 10,000 people, so out of 150m, it will not be too hard to fill the arena despite charging high prices. What bothers me more about Nigerian artists is that they charge £100 and give you a £13.83 performance.
Even if on a good day I can afford it, you will never see me pay so much to watch any halfwit. Some do it just to feel important. MUGUS!

true


I have been to a show where the artist didnt even show up on stage

cus he is drunk backstage

how are ya

hiya

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]R u a house-husband? [/color]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

hellllll nooooooooo darling. . . . . . i work full time and run a business as well here and bck home

my job is not dat stressful

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hmm, i hope no1 is doin something else to her @ work o! [/color]

its not dat kind of party darling

sometimes her job can be stressful

so i understand

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]What did u do to her? [/color]

hahahaha. . . . . me ke no o

or what did they do to her at work

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]where madam?[/color]

she is sleeping now

she is tired

grab a nice seat, popcorn and a bottle of coke

^^^^^hehehehehe

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I dey suspect u like i ave said.[/color]

wetin i do nah

denzel2009:
Instead of hacking the firewall which is not acceptable in IT, you can use a backdoor or you can limit yourself to the intrusion prevention system entry port. In the event that those are not feasible,you can go through other Access systems that do not have firewalls very close to the main memory.

i see

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=teal]YOU. looking for romance? *loooong hiss*  
[/color]

the last time i checked, its a free country where people can joke when they feel like it

you don't have to hiss darling i have got all the romance i want at home