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PoliticsA Thanksgiving For Bro. George by r231(op): 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2011
Being the transcript of a sermon delivered at a thanksgiving service to mark Chief Olabode George's release from prison.

Beloved, we are gathered today, to celebrate the triumphant emergence of our dear brother, father, husband, friend, Chief, Chieftain, officer and gentleman, Olabode George, from the dreary depths of Kirikiri prison. Like Daniel in the den of lions, like Jonah in the belly of the whale, our dear brother was cast amidst great waves of tribulation, but emerged victorious. Hallelujah.

We have every reason in the world to be grateful to the Almighty. I hear - I myself have not been there - that at the gates of Kirikiri there is a sign that says: ‘Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.' But our brother entered, and now he has come out. Many entered and did not come out. Some entered and came out with tuberculosis and all manner of grievous infirmities. Some came out and their wives were nowhere to be found. In the case of our brother, his wife is still here. His houses are here. His cars are here. His friends are here. Hallelujah somebody.

The Bible says the Lord shall prepare a table for us in the presence of our enemies: In their presence, not behind their back. Brother George's table is under construction. The angels have awarded the contract. If anybody likes let them come and accuse the angels of splitting that contract. They will gather, sayeth the Lord of hosts, but not in my name, and I will laugh at them. God will laugh at them the way our Baba here, Obasanjo has been laughing at his enemies.

Like Bro George, Baba knows what it is to walk through the valley of the shadow of death. He spent more than two years as a prisoner himself, before God elevated him to the most powerful position in the land. God placed him over and above his jailers. Bro George, God will lift you. The Almighty will elevate you.

Long before Baba Obasanjo's travails, Obafemi Awolowo, our dear father and mentor, the man whose free education policy has made it possible for many of us to be where we are today, faced his own tribulation. They said he wanted to overthrow the government, that he wanted to blow the country up. They threw him in prison. When Pa Awolowo left prison it was to become the second most powerful man in the land.

Bro George, blessed are you when men revile you and persecute you, for yours will be the last laugher. You will laugh last. My prayer is that ‘I still dey laugh o' will follow you all the days of your life, forever and ever, Amen.

Where was I? Yes. Bro George, blessed are you when men accuse you. They said you are a thief. It is their children that will become armed robbers. People of God, did Brother George steal any money? Did you see the word "thief" in the judgement with which they victimised our brother? For those who have not read the judgement, you can purchase your signed copy from the ushers at the end of the service.

I want you to read that judgement for yourself and tell me if Bro George was ever called a thief. What they said was "abuse of office." ‘Abuse' and ‘stealing', are they the same thing? The Bible specifically says that thieves and liars shall not inherit the kingdom of heaven. Now tell me, does the Bible recognise anything called "abuse of office"? grin grin grin

People of God, did our brother abuse the House of God? Did he abuse the Church of God? Did he abuse the Servant of God? They said he split contracts. When God was creating heaven and earth didn't he split the task into seven manageable portions, one for each day of the week, for managerial efficiency? Now they want to disgrace our brother for doing likewise.

Le t me say it loud and clear - the PDP is the party in whom the Lord is well pleased. The Bible says one with God is a majority. PDP is the majority party in this land and therefore we are one with God. We are the apple of God's eye, the umbrella in his hands. We are not perfect, no, nobody is. Verily verily I say unto you, no one but God alone is good.

Bro George, the years that the EFCC and selective justice have eaten, God will restore. And for all of you gathered here this morning, Kirikiri will not be your portion in Jesus Name. When they are calling the roll of the next set of inmates for Kirikiri they will skip your name in Jesus Name.

Join me and let us sing this song of praise to the Almighty. As we sing the ushers will go round with our special Ghana-must-go bags, for a thanksgiving offering. Hallelujah.



http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Opinion/Columns/5681083-182/story.csp
CelebritiesRe: My Marriage Plans Intact – Stephanie Okereke by r231(m): 6:18pm On Mar 03, 2011
ok
FamilyRe: Suggest Names For Twins by r231(m): 11:03pm On Mar 02, 2011
Taiwo and Kehinde
RomanceRe: Signs Your Partner Isn't The One by r231(op): 10:28pm On Mar 02, 2011
Mr, Cork:
Obowummmi means pucciWITHme. Its an IBO name! wink
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Signs Your Partner Isn't The One by r231(op): 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2011
Mrs.Chima:
Damn R231! It that bad huh?
grin grin grin

hahahahaha

nah mate i'm good cheesy grin
BusinessRe: Worst Bank In Nigeria by r231(m): 3:31pm On Mar 02, 2011
fxtopedia:
GTBank---- Bad (Reason: Too much crowd, bad customer relations as well nasty increase in opening account with them)
Union----- Worse (Reason: Old fashion hall and old woman attending to you, and seeing you as her son not customer, lol)
Wema---- Worst (Reason: Depositors money not safe)
AfricaBank---Worst x2(Reason:The one sited by the poster)
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
cheesy grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Mirror Boy London Premiere… Pictures by r231(m): 3:25pm On Mar 02, 2011
^^^^^ :d ;d :d ;d
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Man by r231(m): 1:13pm On Mar 02, 2011
^^^^^post picture make we see
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Urgent Need Of Engagement Ring by r231(m): 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2011
at the Jewellery store grin
FamilyRe: Tired Of Your Husband? by r231(m): 1:06pm On Mar 02, 2011
bobbyray:
this is a clarion call to all women, married, divorce, or single mother,
if you are tired of sex with your spouse, , mail me asap
hmmmmmm. . . . . . . mail you asap for what?

replacement husband or
CelebritiesRe: M.i Acquires Range Rover Jeep by r231(m): 1:00pm On Mar 02, 2011
ok
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Gurl by r231(m): 12:59pm On Mar 02, 2011
prophet k:
hi,gurls i need a good looking igbo gurl,light skin beauty,pls if u'r not beautiful and dont have figure 8,pls dont bother at all. get back to me on saintdavids2472yahoo.com

sugar mummies can also apply,but u must be very rich and beautiful.
cheesy grin cheesy grin

Mr Prophet cheesy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Man by r231(m): 12:53pm On Mar 02, 2011
;d :d ;d
RomanceSigns Your Partner Isn't The One by r231(op): 11:19am On Mar 02, 2011
Find out if your relationship is destined to last or whether it’s time to throw in the towel.

The bad times outnumber the good
You should feel secure and content in your relationship at least eighty percent of the time. If you can’t remember the last time you actually had fun together without arguing or things getting fraught it could be time to pack your bags.

They constantly put you down
A bit of friendly teasing is cute, but if your other half seems to get their kicks from making you the butt of all their jokes or belittling you in public, alarm bells should definitely be ringing. Putting someone down – especially in front of others - is a power game that you should play no part in.

They refuse to talk things through
All relationships hit rocky patches, but if your partner deals with things by shutting down and giving you the ultimate passive-aggressive silent treatment you’re never going to be able to work through your issues together. It’s time to move on.

Little things get on your nerves
Okay, so it’s annoying when he/she leaves the cap off the toothpaste or forgets to put the milk back in the fridge, but those aren’t deal breakers. It’s when you start to feel irrationally annoyed by silly little things like his hairy toes or her singing in the shower that you know they’re not the one for you.

They take you for granted
Familiarity is a wonderful thing, but not when it’s at the expense of good manners. It’s part of your partner’s job spec to make you feel appreciated and loved. If they’re not upholding their side of the bargain, they don’t deserve to have you.

You disagree about the future
If you’re in continual disagreement about major life choices that lie ahead such as whether or not to start a family together, you need to think carefully about your next move. Hanging around hoping to change their mind is a risky gamble.

They forget important stuff
No matter how busy or stressed your other half is, there’s no excuse for forgetting important things like your birthday, anniversary…or name! It’s a forewarning of further neglect to come.

You can’t stand their friends
The company a person keeps says a lot about them. Feeling uncomfortable or unwelcome around the people he or she holds dear is an early indicator of friction and tension in years to come.

There’s no spark
Cast your mind back to when you first started dating. Were you excited every time you heard from them? And are you now? Those in lasting relationships still get a rush when their lover sends them a text or gives them a call. If you no longer do, we seriously doubt they’re the one.

They don’t like your family
If they love you, they need to be accepting of those you hold dear too. If they make snide remarks about your family or behave rudely towards them, it doesn’t bode well for your future happiness together
Nairaland GeneralFacebook Will Soon Share Users’ Phone Numbers And Addresses With 3rd Parties by r231(mod): 12:33am On Mar 02, 2011
It's been a while since we've had an uproar over Facebook's handling of its users personal information, so we suppose the time is ripe.

So cue the online outrage: Facebook announced today in a letter to Congress that the social-media platform is moving forward with plans to give third parties access to user information, such as phone numbers and home addresses.

In a letter to Reps. Edward Markey (D-Mass.) and Joe Barton (R-Tex.), who both expressed concerns over Facebook's plan to make such data available, company officials reiterated their now-familiar pledge to leave it up to users to decide whether they want their personal contact information to go out to app developers and outside websites. Markey has previously said that "Facebook needs to protect the personal information of its users to ensure that Facebook doesn't become Phonebook."

The company, meanwhile, sounds as though it has no plans to trim back its information-sharing ambitions.

"We have not yet decided when or in what manner we will redeploy the permission for mobile numbers and addresses," the letter states. "We are evaluating whether and how we can increase the visibility of applications' request for permission to access user contact information. We are also considering whether additional user education would be helpful."

Facebook has incited user revolts in the past by arbitrarily re-calibrating its privacy settings and then making it difficult for even the most seasoned web geeks to figure out how to reset them. And once again, anger is roiling among tech industry observers.

"Facebook is the slowly warming pot of water and we, my friends, are the frog. By the time we noticed our peeling skin, another hunk of our privacy is long gone," MSNBC tech writer Helen A.S. Popkin wrote about the latest move. "This is how Facebook rolls: Strip away a huge chunk of your privacy, cry 'Our bad!' and roll it back when users and/or privacy advocates complain. Then wait awhile, and do whatever it is Facebook planned to do anyway. Voila! Boiled frog."

Or as Facebook VP Elliot Schrage bluntly (if less colorfully) put things in the midst of a similar uproar last year: If you don't want Facebook to share your personal information, don't share your personal information with Facebook.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110301/ts_yblog_thelookout/facebook-will-soon-share-users-phone-numbers-and-addresses-with-3rd-parties
Forum GamesRe: What Movie Are You Currently Watching? by r231(m): 8:44pm On Mar 01, 2011
Man Utd Vs Chelsea

directed by SAF grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United [2 - 1] On Tuesday 1st March 2011 by r231(m): 8:39pm On Mar 01, 2011
cabali:
Ok, Drogba on the bench.

Nani is there. . . . . Ashley shoulda brought his gun
hahahaha grin grin
RomanceRe: Just Got Her Text Message! by r231(m): 1:07pm On Mar 01, 2011
iyatrustee:
As in Night nurse? shocked shocked shocked shocked
overnight NURSE cheesy grin cheesy CUS HE NEEDS SEXUAL HEALING grin grin


Odunharry:
mine said i shud listen to Redeem praise.
you need JESUS grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Kanye West Tweets Don Jazzy And Dbanj by r231(m): 1:00pm On Mar 01, 2011
Nice
RomanceRe: Just Got Her Text Message! by r231(m): 12:54pm On Mar 01, 2011
iyatrustee:
Even ma own boo texted and told me to listen to Lionel Richie's Sexual Healing. what could he want angry angry grin
Nurse grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Just Got Her Text Message! by r231(m): 12:51pm On Mar 01, 2011
my own tell me say make i listen to SO GONE by MONICA cheesy grin cheesy grin
Music/RadioRe: Exclusive: US Hiphop Rapper, Kanye West To Collaborate With Dbanj And Don jazzy by r231(m): 11:59am On Mar 01, 2011
philip0906:
I saw d tweet 2 but thought it was a joke. . . .Dbanj don maga grin
cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Must You Have An Ex? by r231(m): 10:06pm On Feb 28, 2011
i take it u don't have an ex grin cheesy
CrimeRe: Scam On Nairaland by r231(m): 10:01pm On Feb 28, 2011
here is mine



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Nairaland GeneralRe: Light Versus Dark Skinned Ladies [who Rocks?] by r231(mod): 4:44pm On Feb 28, 2011
orange skin grin
HealthRe: Aborted Baby by r231(m): 4:42pm On Feb 28, 2011
clap for yourself cheesy
CrimeRe: Scam On Nairaland by r231(m): 4:39pm On Feb 28, 2011
i got the same email grin

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