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LiteratureRe: "coming To America" - Diary Of An Illegal Immigrant by r231(m): 12:41pm On Feb 17, 2011
ifyalways:
. . .all these links/blogs.Can anyone copy and paste here.Thank you already. smiley
here you go. . . . .

About MeMy name is Abosede Omoakholo. Everyone calls me Bose. I’m a reluctant illegal immigrant. I never planned to leave Nigeria. Lagos was good to me. I had a good job as the deputy branch manager of one of the biggest banks in Nigeria. But, love brought me to America. My fiancé, Tunde, was in Baltimore. Now, love has shredded my heart to pieces. My only refuge is my diary. I started writing it on the plane three and half months ago. It’s taken me until now to have the courage to share it.

I will share a NEW ENTRY EVERY MONDAY.

Read my story from the beginning


Coming to America
I woke up for the third time in five hours. I’m flying across the Atlantic Ocean. I’m going to America to meet the love of my life, the father of my unborn children.

I woke up because the flight attendant was offering me another meal. They feed you a lot on these international flights. Anytime I flew within Nigeria, all I got was a bun that could shatter the plane’s window if you fling it at it.

But on this flight, it was food every two hours. Good food too. I couldn’t even pronounce some of the meals on the menu.

Now I know why all those rich and powerful Nigerians travel abroad and return with puffy cheeks and potbellies. It’s the airline food.

I took the warm meal from the hostess and shoved it in my mouth. Unlike the other meals, this one was tough on the teeth.

“It’s a hot towel, ma’am,” the hostess said as she tried hard not to laugh. “You use it for the face.”

I almost died out of shame.

Back home, I was what you’ll call a city girl. I grew up in Lagos, the city that is really a metropolis but we call a city because that was what the British colonialists called it and someone has not thought it was time to call it a metropolis. I went to the University of Lagos, one of the most urbane universities on the continent. And, I was an assistant branch manager in a bank on Broad Street, a place some call the financial capital of Africa.

In Lagos, I was an “it girl”. But, on this plane, I had just acted like the ultimate bush girl.

I smiled sheepishly at the hostess as she moved on to the next passenger. I looked around; saw everyone wiping their faces with their towels. I did the same.

“Don’t worry about it,” says the middle-aged white woman next to me, “I used to do that all the time too”.

I knew she was trying to make me feel better. No one chews a hot towel twice. But, it still felt nice to hear it. I nodded my thanks.

“Where are you flying from?” she asked.

Well, there goes my attempt to blend in. I was hoping people would think I was from England because I boarded the plane in London.

“Lagos,” I answered.

“Where is that?” she asked.

“Nigeria,” I replied.

“Oh, the place where they send those fraudulent e-mails and faxes,” she added.

“Pardon, me?” I shot back with a frown.

“I get the e-mails all the time,” she continued like a doctor passing the death sentence on a patient.

All of a sudden, I’m angry with his woman. I have watched a lot of MTV, BET and CNN to know enough of the American culture. I know a lot of Americans are good people. But, I also know some of them like to pass judgment on things they know little about as if they were Jesus Christ on the throne. I wasn’t going to let this woman off the hook.

“So, where are you from?” I asked.

“Roanoke, Virginia” she answered proudly.

“Ah, the American South!”

“Yeah”

“Your great-grandfathers came to my country with the Bible and stole millions of my people. Turned them into slaves.”

I had never seen a white woman turn morbid pale that fast.

“That is not a nice thing to say,” she fumed.

“You think what you said was a nice thing?” I asked,

“You think everybody from the South was a slave trader?” she shot back.

“You think every Nigerian is a criminal?” I asked. This was funny; we were answering questions with question. Maybe she’s a Nigerian in disguise because that is what we do in Nigeria, we answer questions with questions.

“It’s not the same thing,” she said.

“Oh yes, it is,” I responded.

She pouted, turned away and looked out the window at the bluish skies. I closed my eyes and let my mind drift back to how I came to be in a plane headed for Baltimore Washington International Airport.

I had dreamt of this trip for four years. But, it was coming two years sooner than I had planned. Or, we had planned.
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FamilyRe: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by r231(m): 1:22am On Feb 17, 2011
we use it to light a candle on valentines day cheesy grin
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time You Lied To Your Love? by r231(m): 1:06am On Feb 17, 2011
an hr ago cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Naija Girl Dies From Nyansh Enlargement Surgery by r231(m): 12:59am On Feb 17, 2011
old story
RomanceRe: Can You Lie To Your Love? by r231(m): 11:56pm On Feb 16, 2011
i don't knw cheesy
RomanceRe: Is There Love Without Lies? by r231(m): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2011
yes there is cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Is Love A Lie? by r231(m): 11:39pm On Feb 16, 2011
hmmmm let me consult the oracle cheesy grin
RomanceRe: My Triangle Love. by r231(m): 11:29pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^^^^^you are sick in the head

ass wipe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Barcelona On Wednesday 16th February 2011 (2 - 1!) by r231(m): 11:00pm On Feb 16, 2011
:d

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Barcelona On Wednesday 16th February 2011 (2 - 1!) by r231(m): 10:07pm On Feb 16, 2011
chamotex:
Gerard Pique is dating Shakira? shocked shocked
Lucky baztar[i]d[/i]!!!
cheesy grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Barcelona On Wednesday 16th February 2011 (2 - 1!) by r231(m): 9:13pm On Feb 16, 2011
goalllllll

RomanceRe: Your Bossom Friend Slept With Ur Pretty Mother by r231(m): 6:06pm On Feb 16, 2011
thank God my mum is very very old grin cheesy grin
CrimeRe: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by r231(m): 5:07pm On Feb 16, 2011
hmmmmm. . . . .  .why would i get mad with the guy that touched her when i don't know the guy from nowhere

and besides the woman should know how to carry herself while hanging with friends cus she is married

so things are different
Christianity EtcRe: Whats In The Blood Of Jesus by r231(m): 4:49pm On Feb 16, 2011
there is power in the blood of Jesus

you have to believe it for it to work
RomanceRe: My Triangle Love. by r231(m): 4:47pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^^^^ohhh so you even understand what he was saying

i taught he was a driver cus he kept saying my madam has a jeep
RomanceRe: She's Asking Me For Blackberry Subscription Money by r231(m): 4:38pm On Feb 16, 2011
bug24:
@omolola, we neva even reach fone fuk. we just dey talk honey, dearie, sweetie, tomtom and d craziest is, she sometimes uses indecency-o pictures as her bb profile pix. una come say make i give ashawo my money ehn?
if you feel dat way, why are u still talking to her then
RomanceRe: My Triangle Love. by r231(m): 4:36pm On Feb 16, 2011
what in the world are you talking about
RomanceRe: My Triangle Love. by r231(m): 4:31pm On Feb 16, 2011
assme:
is it that I can't read English or what? I can't even understand the above sentence.
you are not alone cheesy

Omolola1:
Get ready to lose your job
cheesy grin cheesy
RomanceRe: An Endangered Species Of Nigerian Men In Romance by r231(m): 4:25pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^^^hehehehehehe
RomanceRe: She's Asking Me For Blackberry Subscription Money by r231(m): 4:22pm On Feb 16, 2011
what the heck is a BIS
RomanceRe: How One Master The Act Of Loving by r231(m): 4:18pm On Feb 16, 2011
why do you want to be AS

you have to aim higher
AutosRe: Volkswagen Transporter For Sale by r231(m): 4:15pm On Feb 16, 2011
pictures please
RomanceRe: Beware! Artificial Wives On The Increase by r231(m): 4:02pm On Feb 16, 2011
summarise cheesy grin
CrimeRe: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by r231(m): 3:59pm On Feb 16, 2011
saridon_p:
That is why is important to know each other before marriage.The man is wrong because he seems not to know his wife very well and on his own part he was wrong to beat her.He can be angry and show his anger by just going away from there but not to slap the woman.Instead he should slap the guy or if the guy is over-confident of tapping another man's wife backside then the husband should arrange guys with long guns to dip it in his backside and violation it till he bleed.Slapping and beating the woman is degrading for that woman and one of the reasons why she plays and laugh at the office.Your friend should relax his Idiagbon style and show some respect to the woman.
ok. . . . . you are doing good until you get to the bolded part

but then everybody is allowed to slap everybody in naija

without getting nailed with charges (ASSAULT)either they tap your wife or not

back to the topic - both parties are wrong

the wife should know better at least she is married so that should not have happened at all

and the guy doesn't have any right to hit the woman at all no matter what but then again naija law is diff
RomanceRe: Fake Bossoms!the Biggest Fraud Of The Century! by r231(m): 3:47pm On Feb 16, 2011
^^^^^^^ :d ;d :d ;d :d ;d
AutosRe: What Are The Common & Most Possible Problems Of 5 Series Bmw Car? by r231(m): 3:44pm On Feb 16, 2011
overheating

both home and abroad
FamilyRe: Wedding's Night by r231(m): 3:37pm On Feb 16, 2011
Outstrip:
Your wife must be an angel. I would have undrunked that manliness that day. A whole wedding night? No excuse grin grin grin grin
hehehehe grin cheesy grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Much Do You Know Nairaland And Nairalanders? by r231(mod): 3:21pm On Feb 16, 2011
Jarus:
Questions?

1, Who 'ROTFLMAO' most on Nairaland?
2, Which Nairalander once lied that he had been living in US, only to 'born again' later and confess that he was living in Mushin? Which year did this happen?
3, Name the three fiercest rivals of all time on Nairaland.
4, Name 10 different usernames of Becomrich and 5 nicknames given to him by forum members.
5, Name 10 IDs under which Funmi Deepzone operated/operates.
6, How much did Seun Osewa once put as price for Nairaland?

More questions to come
1. Kobojunkie (go with majority on this one cheesy grin)

2. Theseeker

3.  Mamagee, The Amaka &

4. Becommrich, becomrich1, becomrich2, becomrich3

5. Don't know

6. Don't know
cheesy grin cheesy grin

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