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Politics › Re: Mutallab Pleads Not Guilty by r231(m): 7:18pm On Jan 09, 2010

A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary. Mutallab<mu-ta-lab>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly reasons. Synonyms- 'Idiot, Ode, ewu, anuohia, anuofia' Usage Examples: 'Are you a Mutallab?' 'Stop this Mutallabness. ' 'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.' Local Dialect Use>'Wo ma Mutallab ori e', 'Commot for, diaaaa! Mutallab oshi', 'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita' accepted abbreviation> Mu-Mu, Mu-gun. grin

Politics › Re: Breaking News-yaradua Returns To Nigeria Next Week: Source,bbc by r231(m): 12:24pm On Jan 09, 2010

NA WA FOR THIS TWENTY TEN O, NIGERIAN IS GOING TO BE 50[ FIFTY] IN OCTOBER WE ARE LOOKING FOR OUR PRESIDENT {UMAR} SINCE NOVEMBER AND AND SOME MUTHERF**KING UMAR PLEADED NOT GUILTY, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THIS UMARUS THING AND NIGERIA, WHICH WAY IS MY COUNTRY HEADING TO?

Politics › Re: Mutallab Pleads Not Guilty by r231(m): 12:03pm On Jan 09, 2010

^^^^human right for where i am sure they don't want to knw him right now

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Yaradua Is Alive And Doing Much Better (Jan 08, 2010) by r231(m): 11:51am On Jan 09, 2010

OAM4J:
I will rather believe this source than your (OP) source

Celebrities › Re: 9ice And Toni Payne Separate by r231(m): 11:48am On Jan 09, 2010

damm dat was quick grin

Politics › Re: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Faces Six Count Charges! ! ! by r231(m): 6:21am On Jan 09, 2010

12large:
he did not kill anybody so he can never got to jail for life, he will probably claim that he only did that for publicity stunt, besides america is also in fault because his dad warned america about him.
you can't blame a blind man for having a car accident but his guardian that let him drive a car".

oh yea they just going to slap him on the wrist and tell him to go home plus warn him not to do it again abi huh

that boy is going down 4ever besides i don't know why he is pleading not guilty anyway. he just feel like wasting tax payers money

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2010

me pastor ke grin

nooooooooo but i believe in GOD grin

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 1:12am On Jan 08, 2010

pastors drinking wine wow
i need to come dwn to your side of twn

Events › Re: 1000 Sitting Capacty Event Centre, Along Oba-kran For Lease Or Hire, by r231(m): 1:00am On Jan 08, 2010

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Events › Re: Planning For Your Wedding In Nigeria? Check Out These Sites. by r231(m): 12:27am On Jan 08, 2010

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Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 12:12am On Jan 08, 2010

hmmmmm

Family › Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by r231(m): 12:03am On Jan 08, 2010

netotse:
@all the slate-and-chalk- people
he said her english is terrible, he didnt say she's an illiterate! esp since there are many educated nigerians that cant string proper sentences together. . .sometimes i'm tempted to think NL is their headquarters sef

@all the till-death-do-us-part people
he didnt say he was thinking of getting a divorce did he?

@all the so-what people
so he shouldn't try to do anything about it abi? wot if he's running for gov later in life and during his campaign she comes out and says 'i will always does my best for the people of this state' i'm sure some of the same ppl will jump on the poor man. what if his job requires him having to attend functions with her?

@OP
in addition to some of the good suggestions, (getting novels and documentaries for her to watch) i'd recommend y'all start reading aloud to each other occasionally maybe before bedtime(if its only her it might seem 'somehow' plus the reading to each other sounds, romantic ), my siblings and i used to take turns reading aloud to the family every day while we were growing up, and i can tell you it worked wonders for my spoken engreeesh o. . .i cant fit to shout!

he should have thought of that b4 getting married to her then innit
well just tell her to keep smiling wen u 2 go out or wen she needs to address d public lol grin

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 5:24pm On Jan 07, 2010

dats what pple offer pastors when you invite them to visit or to a party and you know they don't drink grin

Family › Re: Broken Engagement: Who Should Get The Ring? by r231(m): 5:22pm On Jan 07, 2010

tanimz:
I still think the woman should keep it.

why

its not like we are together anymore so why is she keeping it. I mean to do what with it take it to the next man or what grin

Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by r231(m): 7:06am On Jan 07, 2010

Gilbert is an idiot. The way he was laughing and joking about all this was basically begging for a suspension. Between all his jokes, interviews, and twitter updates all making light of this, Stern had to suspend him.
Good call Mr. Stern. He should be expelled from the NBA IMO. But we all know that won't happen. He'll probably wind up with a year long suspension. Good for Stern though, he needs to crack down harder on his players, guns don't belong in the work place, and the NBA is no different. grin

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 6:35am On Jan 07, 2010

^^^^now dats a good biz idea for you
you can srt it lol

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 6:00pm On Jan 06, 2010

Gabry:
Is there such thing as a Non Alcoholic WIne

U mean Sparkling Juice abi? Thats not possible and you know it

madam na which planet u dey of cus there is non Alcoholic wine diff makes and brands even in 9ja as well

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by r231(m): 5:55pm On Jan 06, 2010

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=337066.msg5259236#msg5259236 date=1262776261]COW! how r u dis morning?[/quote]which one be cow grin

which one be chicken

Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by r231(m): 6:04am On Jan 06, 2010

H2O2:
@chiogo, i can't help it o

You're right about T-Mac (now t-crap) and Cryverson being all star game starters.
The chinese are computer nerds and t-mac plays with yao ming, so I can understand where his votes came from.
Yao would have the most votes if his name is on the ballot too what a joke
i don't know if the blame should be on the league for putting them on the ballots or on the voters for voting them in.
Undeserved. I guess it's all for show. Fans will always vote in the players they wanna see.

This is ridiculous. Neither T-Mac nor AI should be starting. They shouldn't even be on the roster, period! We saw last year how AI wrecked the Pistons, and he couldn't even make it with the Grizzlies! As for T-Mac, he's barely played and hasn't been a factor this year. The All-Star Game should not be a celebration of a player's career. Only THIS year should matter, and THIS year, neither T-Mac nor AI has been a factor. If Kobe were ever to suffer a real bad knee injury in the preseason and require season-ending surgery, I guarantee you he would still be the leading vote-getter in the West. Same with LeBron and the East. This just goes to show that All-Star voting is a popularity contest,

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 2:28am On Jan 06, 2010

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=375392.msg5257155#msg5257155 date=1262741032]What sounds hilarious about getting a bottle of wine for someone as a gift? undecided

[/quote]hmmmmmm he is not just someone
he is 102 yrs old how would u expect him to drink wine or any form of drink apart from water

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 2:14am On Jan 06, 2010

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=375392.msg5257110#msg5257110 date=1262740242]Any T-shirt that's has kind words written on it

Instead of getting him a walking stick, you could get him a bottle of wine. wink

[/quote]tell me you r joking huh

Events › Re: Wedding Venue Decoration,Grooms Wears,sourvenirs,wedding Rings set? by r231(m): 1:56am On Jan 06, 2010

where are you
can i have the list of your cars pls

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 1:52am On Jan 06, 2010

well since you are serious about this den lets see,,,,,hmmm
you can get him a nice shirt for church cus i wont expect somebody dat age to go anywhere else apart frm church grin

or nice shoe/scandals again for church.

whatever you do don't get him a wristwatch cheesy

Events › Re: Must We Wear A Ring On Our Wedding Day? by r231(m): 1:44am On Jan 06, 2010

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=375394.msg5247779#msg5247779 date=1262628812]Yes, a ring must be worn on a wedding day
Cos, it symbolizes a covenant between the couple. wink

[/quote]it does?
how?

Events › Re: What Birthday Present to give for a 102 Year Old Man? by r231(m): 1:42am On Jan 06, 2010

102 dammmm
get him another false tooth grin

Jokes Etc › Mr.don Represents His Wife In An Occasion. by r231(op): 1:10am On Jan 06, 2010

Mr Don's wife was made the chairlady in an Occasion,but She was too busy to go.
So she pleaded with her husband to represent her,knowing fully well that Mr.Don
cannot speak good English.He ask her,how I to take represent you wen i no fit speak
English.She answered,I will teach you what to say.She started telling him what to say
and that he should memorise it before the day,so that he can master it.
So mr. Don started memorising it saying,"On behalf of my wife I donate this N5000".
So on that day at the occasion,the MC called him saying,let us welcome Mr.Don to the mic;
On getting to the mic he was confused wen he saw the crowd;And he started his speech
saying,"ON BEHALF OF N 5000 NAIRA I DONATE MY WIFE" and everybody was SHOCKED

Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Naija Guys Now (pics): lol by r231(m): 12:52am On Jan 06, 2010

lmao

Romance › Re: My Cousin And I Are Havin An Affair by r231(m): 12:35am On Jan 06, 2010

marry your cousin jare its a free country huh

if you are old enough to use computer/Internet and you don't know dat what you and your nasty is about to do is wrong then i don't knw what to tell you try JERRY SPRINGER

Family › Re: If You Have One Advise To Give About Life,what Would It Be? by r231(m): 12:16am On Jan 06, 2010

Take it one day at a time

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