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platinumnk:
Good! I would never embarass myself to be seen with a thing like you
who dey send you? **breathes deeply**, you I wouldnt even look at not to talk of date,
Disgusting men like you need to locked up in a zoo, you created a bashing thread?
You got it, Im not a pansy chick to not give you a proper tounge lashing.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=451825-
Lets see, you're obviously living in nigeria ( not thats its bad) but you obviously look broke and busted.
Your cheap shirt and watch lets me know your status and trust me, you gotta be[b] fine as hell [/b] to be also broke to be checked up on by girls of high caliber .

The type of stuff you are wearing is something I would find in the trash Never bought stuff that tacky for my lil brother.
And your barber needs new clippers.

hmmm the picture is fuzzy so u are using a web cam or some kind of cheap camera, again, tells me how cheap you are.
Dont give its in 9ja crap, I gave my friend a Digital Camera, and her pictures come out sterling clear. . .
Your posts reflect an inbred character, maybe you need to stay in school to finish your education, then maybe when next time I come home you can attempt to step to a chick like me.


Hmmm big hands . . the bigger the better to hide your face!
You are the type I never ever could date, you cant half attempt to reach my level.


Chai, i can name 3 exs that fine pass you. And who gives a damm what you think.
Attention SEEKER, you just got it!



Women!!! DoNT EVER DRINK ALCHOL while pregnant PLEASE!! otherwise youll end up with kids like Jcob

somebody don offend you o

SO
NA YOU GIVE AM BELLE

topup:
There are lots of questions in this topic, at least 3 directed to no one in particular, asking whether 'you are real or fake on this forum' asking 'why you come on Nairaland' etc. . .
Anybody is free to answer those.

I am real even though the name look/sound funky lol and why do i come to NL hmmmmm will get back to you on that

^^^^^^
oh oh

funny pics

na wa o

including my humble apologies for offending anybody on the forum, and a strong resolution to continue with the virtue, i hereby plague my allegiance to all NAIRALAND and wish them

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE!!!

Outstrip:
It all boils down to Nigeria jaga jaga. If there is a funeral procession in the US then everyone has to let them through. You try not to cut into the procession. There is usually a limit to the cars and there is usually a county or village sticker so you pretty much know when the last car in the procession has passed. You cannot do that in Nigeria. Sticker ke sticker ni. People will just keep their own stickers in the cars and when they see a funeral procession they will stick their own on their windshield and join the procession. I am not saying that it is right to use sirens to transport dead bodies but when a corpse is going from Lagos to the east for burial I don't know how that corpse will not be rotten before it gets to the east. Like I said it all boils down to Nigeria Jaga Jaga. If the roads were perfect a car ride to the east from lagos will not take 24 hours. It would take less than 6 hours to get to the east and the funeral procession can then start at the entrance to the village.

funny but true

yesterday unfortunately
in d dammm snow

yesterday

what do you mean slept with her over and over as in come here bang bang or they actually dated.
if they were together before you then its your fault for going after her when you know dat she dated or bang bang or friend before.

smooooooth:
when he's off to work, she needs to be watching lotz of chinese movies too, so when he comes to practicalize he's moves on her, she will have some moves to demonstrate too.

hmmm
like karate chop and things right do jakie chan on him

Fhemmmy:
I am too busy responding to people that wanna buy cars and laptops and have to work at same time, making sure dem applications are developed right, so sorry no get time to send mail to you . . . . .bye

why now abeg mail d guy he needs your advice

OAM4J:
may be because they have many professors.

Problem: Over sabi. too much petition, I sabi pass you too much.

I love them sa. My best friend is from that state.

says WHO

smooooooth:
go to alaba and look for a nigerian movie with same story, they are prolly a million of them watch all of them and the one with an end that suits u, do whatever the person did.

[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=369503.msg5156612#msg5156612 date=1261390036]Deliver the baby and teach him or her how not to have sex without protection.[/quote]

Smoking is an addiction. The drug is nicotine and it is as bad an addiction as any other drug.

You need willpower for sure and you need the support of those around you.

It is particularly difficult to stop when smoking is part of what everyone does when you are out together.

There are no short cuts, but nicotine patches do help you to get over the addiction phase while you crack the habit and the social pressures.

If you haven't tried the patches yet I'd recommend them.

Outstrip:
Well that is your family. If you want tradition to dictate your life then that's fine. Some people prefer to be in control of their own lives. It is almost 2010 and it's about time we stopped using tradition as a crutch

madam i am just talking generally about what i see and heard o. unfortunately we don't have dat issue in my family

I am sorry for this country. How true can it be that a man charged to court on a 170-count charge is not guilty on any of the counts, this is serious. It think some people are just meant to serve as scape goat to others, Bode George have a fun filed christmas and New year. To the likes of Soludo and Ibori, enjoy while it last. Every day is for the thief, one day is for the owner. It may take a while but you will all answer for you actions. To the judges well done but remember that you have three accounts to give before God. You will surely give an account of how you miss led Nigerians.

coolier:
What tradition? The abolished one relegating women to the background or second place? Times are changing!!!

Outstrip:
Did tradition put food on the table?

well the ones that i have seen in case the father is not around its either the uncle or any male i the family dat gives them away so i figure it has something to do with tradition and also if woman can do it i am sure my mother in law to be would have suggest that she is giving her daughter away not anybody else

Dclique:
No offence, Maybe its cus you yan like a kid, no babe has asked me my age immediately we start chatting.

true

texazzpete:
The CDC estimates that there are 1.1 million people living with HIV/AIDS in America. This is far less than the figures reported for Nigeria!

true

Alxmyr:
I feel for you. Hope you will still be able to laugh and dance well on the day when you discover that most of the money you worked for is gone in just 2 days

tell me about it bro. I am feeling it alrdy. you don't want to see the first budget i have to use d biggest cutlass to srt slicing it down and you know sometimes it not easy to take a woman away from their dream wedding all you hear is I AM ONLY DOING IT ONE TIME. As for me i don't mind wearing a £100 suit and just get on with it but they don't see it dat way

^^^^promoters lol

its more expensive in london

hackney:
Weddings costing a lot means you are purchasing the girl.
Therefore after such expenses, if she misbehaves i will sell her organs.

oh oh

kawkab:
The cost of a wedding depends on the individual concerned.  I have seen cases where most men and women have insisted in having expensive wedding.

However, from what I have seen most women like expensive wedding; because they believe it is a one in a lifetime celebration.  There are som many things that is also once in a life time. They would tell you they want to keep it simple, but deep inside them they want a big celebration. So they go for expensive wedding halls, very expensive ring etc.

How much you spend or how grand your wedding ceremony is does not determine the success of your marriage.  Most couple plan how to spend money on their wedding ceremony and leave out how to spend money on the marriage.  Most people stretch themselves to the limit in preparing for a wedding because of the unrealistic budget.  So they set up different committee of friends.  Committee of Friends in the Office, of Old School Mates, in the Church, etc.

No matter how much you spend your wedding would not be the best in the world neither would it be the worst. Even if your have the means, moderation should be the watchword.

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jay bee:
@r231
abt 10 gees right?
dats def reasonable

yea
it was around 7- 8 before but when the whole planning started things changed and it still changing