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Detayo7:
I laugh in tongues.............just joined Nairaland as a user, do you guys read all those long rules before replying to any post.its annoying

oh brother am about to share with you ancient highly classified Intel on here *whispering. Most people on nairaland don't read that bullpoo

wristwatch:
All work and No pay....

makes jack a dull I mean poor boy

The category I lavvve the most amongst this bus green light flash are the ladies with huge titties that just let you rest on them like a cushion pillow #thejoruneyjustkeepsgettinberra

wristwatch:
Today's love game is changing wheels as the hunter is becoming the hunted.

I have heard situation of when a lady takes bold step in asking a guy out but this perfectly works in the western world unlike in Africa where such ladies will be regarded cheap and desperate for husband.

So as a result, Ladies in our world gives stylish green signals in order to make guys toast them which are;

Smile

A radiant face is pleasing to watch and send positive signal of your approval for discussion. Some ladies smile can make a hungry and angry man happy. This is exactly what give guys the encouragement to strike a conversation.


Hard to Get Mechanism

This method is common among ladies. Just like Banky's W song on "Will you be my Lover, Yes or No? ". They will neither say Yes nor No. They are nice today and cruel tomorrow. They do this in order for guys not to take them for granted neither put them off.

Initiate a conversation

A bold lady initiate a conversation discussing issues vital in a guy's life. They do this in order for the guy to pick interest in them.

Stalk on you

In classrooms, Offices, churches and other places, such set of ladies stylishly stalk on the guy with the hope he will notice them. Hitherto, the way ladies stylishly stalk guys is so professional that it become irresistible to overcome their advances.

They stylishly open their laps and cleavage

Over exposing laps and boobs will term a lady prostitute. Because ladies understand this mentality in guys, they stylishly open their laps and cleavage when they sit beside their crush by wearing short skirt and a bit open blouse.

Frequent calls


They call frequently to check on him even when they is nothing to discussed on. She finds it amazing and happy just to hear his voice

Spray their body with perfume several times

A soothing deodorant send a provoking neurone in your brain when perceive. Therefore, since ladies are known for carrying kits of manicure, perfumes, etc. They quickly make up and apply perfume just to attract her crush despite d fact that she applied it few minutes ago.

They pay for your his T fare

In a public transport, they pay for your his T fare in order to gain your attention.


Feel free to add yours.

. Talking about ladies flashing guys the green light I was in a p.trans today and one aged lady was just behavin in a way I couldn't comprehend I didn't know whether she liked me or not... She would touch me and act like ts a mistake then when I look into her eyes to give her signals she would pretend like she doesn't know what's happening and would ignore... @ a point me was like wtf.. If you wanna do this then get it right. Then a funny thing happened in the bus she turned @ me and laughed hard, me just carried my face away cause nwanne the thing was not even that funny to me. Well she just dulled herself btw ladies please if you giving the green light let it be green as in like fresh leaves not some decayin shi.t

aytechno:
does ur country has provision for the engineers.

Now that "baba" is there we will have

bright007:
shoro niyen?

I tire oh.. Btw m tired of this south african bullpoo... We should just server any realtionship between us so we can hear word

FLAWLES:
She no even sabi(hold his johnNY

. Is it rope?

One word... wow these re engineering and design masterpiece... All those futa nd futo boys we still dey wait for una.. The people who did this are also a product of universities so what re we doing

Owk I done mark their faces Make I go see the doctor

owk.na if this thread makes frontpage I will trek from my house to mars...

Missonas:
Right.No it isn't

so I should p.m you... Haven't done it before though ...m kinda new here

Personally I term it their survival kit incase they encounter any kinda weather and they won't be able to make it home for 3weeks...;\ its one of their wonders unlike us that carry luggage... when ur babe is movin out you can never tell that's one of the disadvantages

Missonas:
Sure it was

this is derailing right.. I think this is not the appropriate place for chit-chat is it?

Missonas:
its not hard cos only few wud reason like u did

if that is a complent thanks... I was just airing my views... So what do you say?

Missonas:
Wise and knowledgeable men be like...

you must be cautious and steady to have noticed...

All i know is when a lady is given the chance she does more excellently... Not like am in the side of girls but i have observed this in various instances where i was left in awe of how they do it.. But the thing is most ladies re indolent but the few who are industrious and determine are always more successful and that's what turns me on #beautywithbrains

[center][/center] what about leventis....... Of a truth the only constant thing in life is change

I type this with great sympathy bro unfortunately you just sat on a powerbike who does that man guy even in the church esp with large crowd dont DULL yourself she would have made a great bedmate maybe who knows well my advice ur not the first man to be a victim but unlike other coded men you're the first man to dull and still ask dullin question... To me its usually the leg stuff and my when that happens church don end for both of us oh if u knw wharamean... god she was even desperate

I type this with great sympathy bro unfortunately you just sat on a powerbike who does that man guy even in the church esp with large crowd dont DULL yourself she would have made a great bedmate maybe who knows well my advice ur not the first man to be a victim but unlike other coded men you're the first man to dull and still ask dullin question... To me its usually the leg stuff and my when that happens church don end for both of us oh if u knw wharamean...

Dyt:
Hmmmm
Is this verified or some random pics?
Pls don't create more fear than we already have

. Its nowhere near real I've seen some pics here.To begin with that first pic was at a football viewing centre an argument broke out and resulted to that twas on nairaland I think a year ago and the rest are too fake except one or two....

Hell Nah... Team #coolGEEKS

Oh my bio geo phy gov sub chem and econs maths English and crk teachers all had big butts and trust me we didn't drool till we graduated we had a taste of dem sugar and we graduated with one of d best results still... The secret is #prioritize as they asy work hard play hard or more appropriately read hard smooch hard..

obaty:
our biology teachers are similar. That ghanian woman package no b small, no wonder guys were very good at biology .

. Add mine to your list my bio teachers ass was so big nd soft we nicknamed it foam... The best part of class then was when she would wanna explain stuff in a particular textbook and There's only one she ask us to gather around to see and that's jackpot boys will be rushing to stay @ her back to tap (I)...

Bro such is life.. But ranting isn't the way man be grateful very grateful for ur living... Work hard nd believe then you'll receive .... Work very hard and only then will ur latter be greater than ur former.. Saith the spirit of rabbuy

Bro such is life.. But ranting isn't the way man be grateful very grateful for ur living... Work hard nd believe then you'll receive .... Work very hard and only then will ur latter be greater than ur former..

adebayour26:
How does it correlate?

ahh... Oya wait lemme ask ifa

Ignorance,its real!!! Make rapture meet una for there...

Hehe I jst dey laugh s.a we get one clandestine society wey dey like cut people head and yet u.no dey. See dem... if I export dem to s.a d place go just turn desert under 1hr #coastmode

Hehe I jst dey laugh s.a we get one clandestine society wey dey like cut people head and yet u.no dey. See dem... if I export dem to s.a d place go just turn desert under 1hr

roufy235:
I dey come

. Abeg wait for me make i carry my bazuka ...#iwe iwe!!!!