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Estharfabian:

after all most relationship began with friendship

The first instance though... Imagine the awkward moment... The girl no even pity am leave the umbrella.. Girls na wa to una oh... Anywayz as a ni.gga you go just maintain no shit the second instance the nigga screwed himself that you just forget both the day and the bae

All na bucket...

Tallesty1:
You don't get it, do you?



The first thing that comes to a Nigerian lady's mind when you ask for her number is that you want to woo.

So why waste time wooing her again when she already know what you want?

Wetin you wan tell her wey she never hear?


We are in sharp sharp century dear.

this guy ohhhh in akpororo voice mama nkechi give this guy three Plate of isiewu and half crate of orijin ... He said it

Lmao..sorry Bro I just had to laugh.. After extorting from you... Bro if you don't have the means let her know and decided if she will still stay...

Smh guys tho...

I really don't like commenting in this politics of a thing cause I personally think politics is a game see how relaxed a man is that siphoned national funds cause he knows at worst bail of fake imprisonment... Till they begin to shoot down corrupt men or send them to the same cruel prisons like other innocent children they pick on the street
But then I realize that most average Nigerians are unknowingly corrupt in fact wrongs are the new right and rebuking is hating

Estharfabian:
Being friendzoned isn't As bad As You guys make It Seem..


You'd do Everything with her Except eating the "Cookie"...

In addition to your epilogue it's actually great to a friend... With no strings attached...

The way nairalanders are quick to jump at their keypads and educate people about girls and relationships is quite hilarious like one needs a MSc in relationship and feminology to be registered on here...
Well back to my guy bro one thing I'll tell you is girls attitude vary a lot so for miss a she might be indirectly playing hard to get and for miss b she really doesn't want you...











But if you know the drill and you're in the best chance she could also get you out of the friendzone..











Summary: different strokes for different folks. End of speech

Well m searching for the babe that will buy me timberland 6 wool.... If I will not show you my dibia

did I miss something...
Owk so where will the chauffeur put his ass to drive the thing... Well the mechanic did well in removing the seat putting rug or whatever on the floor and that bench/desk....

There is a gate that seemeth right unto a man but the end therefore is a mansion I mean efcc cell

Ah donno what to say... But wtf..

PunkyVeer:
How you guys say it here? She wants you to "mark her present" Or however that term goes.

yeah darl the o.p knows that he wants advice on her to avoided signing of regrettable registers

evlyn:
i bet i know my way around that house... if i want to go tief meat for pot, i can easily go and come back without being caught.....


this family too d show off biko...money miss road family

linda ikeju...come and tell us where you got money from to buy all these things... blogging cant give you that much.... stop using pity pity stories to front.... where did you get money from EFCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well I can see some senators money there... Or illegit deals...the public well prolly call it hating cause they are never concerned about how the money came...

69MissedCalls:
lol. "okada seat" head..




























no mind me o! the skodo fit u. nice one bro. only real men get this kind courage. most guys today like to keep bushy hair. everybody dey shape hair nobody dey Barb

lmao baba why you taykam persina na..you be barber

obum88:
Advancement?



JAMB should by now be written at the comfort of your home since they have decided tol go digital

jamb cannot even think about it... They'll loose big time

#thingsilongthroatfor.... Greatness

Diamonddris:
Bros as for my spelling, Lalasticala must answer that..because I typed TRYING..I dnt knw how it became TRY"

Then as for you, I preserve my comment, you know why?...its because of ur NOSE..
Can somebody check his NOSE out..

bro anywayz leave matter for Mattias...yarn me how are you able to preserve your comment...you sabi where seun keep hin fridge.... I am also looking for it

Unlike popular stereotypes.. Pink lips and heights don't cut out to all in skirts...your friend has outran you and has chiked the girl.... Take heart sha dem hoes ain't loyal

Shey na dangote pikin score goal...abi na in wizkid voice otedola leleyi oh....
Anywayz.... Well As long as you're chasing money....... Never give up on it

Its very rare to see lady who would just take the rejection in good faith cause in our society it takes a huge chunk of guts for a lady to approach a guy so on rejection she feels scattered and cheap... She must tell her friends something negative...
Unless she is strong emotionally and very sensible

misspeggy:
Why you no go love am very much... Person wey give you bright future. Happy birthday sir!

my sister.... As if you knew my mind... Who no love better thing

Bbsharon:
Am waiting for that super man that will cross seven rivers and seven mountains to propose to me.

be careful of what you wish for....

Ojuri

enny4real23:
u can do it in the dead sea since a person can float in it due to the high concentration of salt, hmmm....... I wonder ow it will feel

possible but the se.x wouldn't be hot at all.. When they finally find you guys body you'll look like a magun victim... Cause yall will pass out cold and stuck together

ajepako:
Chai....Naija no get patience and we hate stories

They vote for you and you Bleep up, they yawa you..

Naija no dey carry last I swear..

gee for najia we no get joy.... And that's the right thing you promised heaven and earth with blue skies and stars and crescent moons.... Now all we get are Instagram photos its too bad

SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

everything seemed fair till that... You could have gently kept your distance.... And like the first commenter said without Jesus you cannot do it

deewhone:
Did I hear u say queen of nollywood? Kkk I get it, she'z d queen of nollyshitwood. U said she'z getting busy these days, sure na, she paid her dues

smart girl... All those Hot movie producers. See fresh fish..... Willing and cheerful to give

Now that I have seen it...I could go for the chain

BustScam:
let's hook up na... which paroles dey ground

Ion get Which way