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*spreadsmat Hehe *eatingmyguguruatiekpa In other words All the breasted girls on a single line owk DJ replay

Wait oh mtn is threating to lay off 6,000 nigerians ....
Mtn just dey watch we go soon fire una back
By 12:32 I go call customer care and send her a message to the c.e.o. And yes it will be full of factual threats and if they think am a sisi I will start with the mtn mini office in my area #saynotoxenophobia. No be say we go even miss dem when dem no dey do bonanza #yimu

Na wa oh na northerners all these oil well belong too so?
If they wanted to share a goddamned national oil well dem for atleast make am go round na
No wonder ALHAJI is now the title for a filthy rich son of a b.itch

. @op *inreekadobanksvoice if dem like make dem fire catapult of envy....



In other news
Dem won use my unclad pic for 5h note #godwin
#dancingshoki




*inkoredesvoice make dem try their luck na god du win noh

MzNelly:
Literally speaking, women always have men by their balls...if you know what I mean.

. Sad but damn true!

Ahh my main bank... Congrats yall ill call the c.e.o and send in my compliments ....
















Btw cheers to the talented youngfella in mavins...
As your colleague says as you done graduate #nagodwin

Post like this makes me cry....
The rich just becomes richer annd the poor is becoming poorer
Now listen Gen moda4kin buhari on may 30 let all politicians wage be cut short by 500%
And all those freaking allowances












I know you can't do it
So baba God let all the politicians in Nigeria perish In Jesus name amen
See how they squander my freakin money
That what I am sayin tafawa balewa fought for our independence a bit too early...
God I be like say make I go do jazz kill all the politicians

chowlade:
ibo people wants 2 do business they are not ready to rule as president 4 nw or do u want dis country to be sold? (joking)

. That one got me cracking... As far as they sell it to the people that can give me the Nigeria of my dream ... Issoke..

That is guts... Ladies and gentlemen the guys balls just got located and its very huge.. And the ladies ovaries are that of titanium alloy..man just look @ that... One thing I know is, an average nigerian girl won't wanna think of trying it cus we re anything but optimists

sinaj:
yea m gud

there should be a way we can get acquainted right?

The source says it all...

Welcome development... They shouldn't waste time in shipping it to Nigeria being that they all know it will sell here the most... Btw this is just a simply electrolysis experiment oh Nigeria we sha still dey hail thee...

M.K.O: you cannot urinate on my back and tell me that rain is falling

When am in a ride..it pisses me off to see them run across the road



When am on the road it pisses me off that the 4kin bridge is more distant from where I am and its longer and energy wasting



when they are in heaven it pisses me off that they were to slow and unlucky to get hit.. :-] ...

So its either the 16yr old is scared of baby bumps or she is feelin too cheap like a slut.. Cus the boy is now acting like her paradise is his birth right... Then here is my advise... Avoid yo cousin and get a bf that will keep you busy.. Then begin to form big girl for him you know how your seniors do... ;-\r

sinaj:
10

I will b fine with any intelligent,Smart,faithful nd caring guy

how you doing? Ma lady never heard of you since then?

A Nissan skyline thank me later

kowema:
Luck may just smile @p him..I remember once on Oprah Winfreys show wen she invited Billgates to talk...after he did, they called for questiions and peeps wia busy asking how he came about micro-soft, his source of inspiration and all those conventional questions...then a guy asked him ' how did u feel wen u made ur first $10,000,000(ten million dollars)'. Bill gate just looked at d guy, brought out his cheque and signed $10,000,000
For this guy.
I swear d guy fainted ryt there!

. Chai... #chisos #handsonmyhead Omo this one na real nwanne kenechukwu... I have taken note so next week when I meet gej @ a conference I go just ask oga Jona... How did you feel when you cornered your first sa ra €100,000,000

nairaman66:
Beyoncé? Can't you read well.., the boy likes one of nicki minaj's song!

guy do you reside in mars Haven't you heard put your money where your mouth is and vice versa and are you her attorney

This o.p is a pervert ... Why sneak up on the poor kitty late @ night to see her kittywood

Sai head boy.... Lmfao...







































Owk .... Next!!!

Money! Money!! money!!! Sweet money You're in a rich man's/boys' world... Aint nothing wrong nicki just got welcomed to the rich man's world where age is graded by how much you have in a 4kin bank account ... If the boys father was so filthy wealthy it would have been beyonce

sinaj:
ai dear

we could be firends apart from on nairaland aiite?

Sup Friends I like a Ford Mustang problem is where can I enjoy this ride when I buy it eventually I need advice too...

And the holy reporters which see all hear all and know all when their counterparts are receiving the word of God in other not to sleep they begin to report about mosquito that passes by