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since u are a virgin and no end in sight to that status.... i think ur mum just foresaw an imminent molestationnnn by ur neighbor
advice
1. always make sure u lock ur door even in the afternoon
2.. dont ever be alone with him even for 10 secs
3. use ur head..... and God wud do the rest
4. u shud consider its just a dream afterall not all ur mums dream comes to pass
5. get ur lovely soft bu.m on the pill

instead of me to use my 50k to buy this poo/igbeeee/shiin i go use am go buy london used samsung s3/lumia 920

this guys no hust sabi sey... they gats put atleast 4 G/LTE for their for....and most important gorrila glass or arleast scratch resistant glass..... and a good camera is not by megapixel.... techno 13mp no go reach nokia N8 half ......

Fatban: fellaini is a badluck, evrytime he plays, man utd do end up with a draw or a lost

hahaha.... that guy looks like a walking palmtree...... i go bet my left balllllzzzzzz sey manure no survive leverkuson *just forget wetin happen 4 firstleg*

Idrismusty97: I hate people like that consumed with seniority.I have never punish a junior but i was once punished to dig out a full grown mango tree with my bare hands .That day i show that senior my father is an old soldier.

LMAO JISOX Christ of UNN

is it until she tells you its over(the breakup signs are so obvious a nlindman wud see it)before you remove ur head from her buutt.t and realise the sun doesnt shine out from there. She is gonna brk ur heart but do it first so it hurts less and she wont have that satisfaction and that feeling that she chop ur money dump you. CALL HER HER NOW AND DUMP HER!!!

chimex38: 21 ON TOP SPEED IS ENOUGH 4 D KENYANS TO LOOSE TRACK OF IT CONSIDERIN ITS HIGH ACCELERATION.

yh but kenyans are expert trackers they can touch a footprint and roughly estimate when it was made .read my last post so u'd understand its a part of their culture

in kenyan villages one of the rights of passage before you be a man is to catch a lofe antelope(a fast animal) so the young man goes out with two older men with a container of water so they chase the antelope. you should note that this chase is more of tracking the animal through its footprint so most of the race they dont see the antelope, as they track and get closer to it bcuz of the noise and movement the antelope runs again before it rest properly so accumulared fatigue and most especially dehydration and the hot sun after about 4-5 hours the antelope wont run again even when it hears footsteps due to fatigue
NB:the final 2-5 kilometers is done only by the young guy trying to be a man/adult. and when he catches it he kneels down and pray to the gods for the meal before he slits its throat.
so you guys that dont believe should not be myopic because this is a long/endurance race +they had water with them which the animals dont. and they dont use bows and arrows bcuz its a sin. you must capture an animal and PRAY TO THE GODS ;if not you are comiting an abomination

wud have been se.xy if she had like 36 EE bu.st and a 42 inch apss/hipsj

booqee: this kain question na wa o. Are you saying she doesn't wear trousers on a normal day ni?? Trouser or not, if una go do am, una go do.

finally sha... but e get some wey go just demoralize you. my friend gisted me abt a chick that came to crash over at his place. the girl wore jean etc she didnt even even pull otf her b.ra. he begged the girl to change to sumtin comfortable she refused and said she doesnt want to hear stories that anytin can happen. oya na time for bed she asked for a wrapper tinling weda she change her mind, omo mehn the chic mummified herself with the wrapper and faced the wall. not wanting to give up he joined her on the bed if u see speed she use standup ehn..the girl then told him that choose one bed or rug. he pleaded kai of satan beg God like that en fit forgivecam but she refused and went to sleep on the floor then he knw all hope was lost

Baybe: Fear fear

*wide grin* a potential derailer would pick on ot have a mental org..a..s..mmm, vibrate anyhow and shatter the thread

@OP most times its more like test/hurdles bfore you enter jerusalem. you all know that bfor any piece of clothing goes off esp. below the waist she'll hold ur hand so u have to try 3 or 4 times even more sef. this acts and excess clothing is done so that she can trick her mind/subconcious that she didnt want it but you seduced her and she wont feel like a 'slut': so if u giveup half way tru the task they'll part themselves on the back and say i resisted his seduction and u dont care enuff to treat her like a lady becuz only assshhhiiis opens their legs shapally. The guud thing thou is after the first few times especially if u congo-shined wella then ...

Ziggyzito: Some even put on sanitary pads when visiting

hahaha she is a learner most people dont send these days. hey u trying to quote me stop,keep ur opinion to urself if u dont do it den ure not among the MOST.

jmoore: And what proof do you have that God exists? You brought in God so you should have your facts.

There is a big difference between human beings and animals. Unfortunately some human beings have decided to live as animals.

yh and lowly animals at that bcuz some animals have one mate till death even most of such animals dnt pair off after death of their partners eg penguins dove pigeon. to mention a few

i hate it when the world,media, feminist etc try to push it down our throat that men are inclined to cheat. and women aint? binsh please. all you so called male 'cheaters' ask ursef these questions whats the percentage of girls i cheat with are in a relationship i bet its quite high. the percentage of marriedwomen that cheat during nysc? why are you always scared when you travel for long period oof time if women are so saintly and cant cheat? and ask ur self this question why do most guys have that ex that they are so sure thst when next they jam even if she is married they have a 96% chance of hitting. just stop this fallacy and know that the propensity or inclination to cheat is equal btw the sexes........ and if u still want proof. google okafors law be weary of it.

HisRib: A car? If I were her, I would've asked you to take it back & use the money to get me a ring instead.

why didnt anybody quote this a ring and a car? and choose a ring. so after the approx. one month giddy feeling of having a ring and having a car that brings comfort and ends the hassle of flying molue everyday. i hope u know wat oppurtunity cost is ring(shorttime joy) and car (joy maybe nt as mush as the ring and also comfort,less stress,ac in holdup etc),, well if i'm the husband i'll get the ring for you organize boiz to steal it when yoi are trekking back on the street home pet you , buy a 1k ring(since i now know its important to u)for you to manage and in the next month buy the car for you. cuz this clearly is one of the instances that a spouse knows beta

FINANCES...who amongst u lots wud recieve a ring without finding a way to know weda its expensive and doucheeeeebagss are saying its a sign of love and commitment when MOST just want sumtin CUT.THROAT EXPENSIVE. imagine building a future with a partner (only few people can be filthy rich) managing with him cuz u blov in his prospect and ur future. then you want to wreck it b4 it starts by wanting a ring worth his 3month salary. so let me ask the list, brideprice etc how wud he take care of it + white wedding (especially when starting you gats to cut cost if ure not rich) except u want the scenerio where u wan dey begg after wedding... anyway i just painted an extreme case but you knw ur man well use ur disgression and know his financial capabilities and if the ring matas that much to u tell him u dont want that expensive one but the cheqp one that u wud manage(as a man i know most of us wud prefer not to get anytin than get a substantial tin for the one we love) and be more concerned abt introduction... introduction >>>>> than the most expensive engagement ring. and most girls dont even wear the eng.ring after a week cuz deep down teey knw that if their parents/relatives have to meet b4 engagemt go get head.

abbeyty: That ass is disgusting, full of fat

just hear urself. what is an aszzs ment to be full of. muscle? water?

cellulite things thunder thighs. the accc is too small compared to the thighs... pretty face...christain mother arms...hope ur abunnnna long if not no canine style fr u... love handles but nt too much sha..prone to body odour*hope she is neat* but try and get a trainer for her to reduce her waist line total 7.5/10
PS 95% of very thick and fat girls have very very pretty faces

what does it profit a ninja to where camouflage when their are chakra sensors,byakugan etc instead of masking ur chakra. Plus the travel mostly on trees. ANBU (mostly assasins) that need the camouflage wear dark colors. Even they wud prioritize chakra masking cuz most of their trget have sensors or subordinates wit it eg during the kage meeting every one came with sensors or sumone wit a similar ability

GRIMM JOE: susano is very useless against some one with a rinnengan susano is made of chakra last i cheaked a rinnengan user will absorb any chakra including susano so no more itachi vs nagato

for it to absorb chakra it has to be in contact and thats surely not a walk in the park.. i wont be suprised if itachi sef has ACTIVATED HIS RINNEGAN or activate during the fight *an ace always up his sleeve*

what sef buy her the engagement ring as a physical sign of commitment (what is then given to the male as a physical sign of commitment??*?) and we'll still use that same ring during the wedding (not buying another expensive ring)

she is fat bt the thread should have been the s..ex.ist fat chick. She is fat better than most fat girls

Iaz93: . Were you two kissing? or you two were about to kiss? @your profile picture

and they look very much alike. sisters maybe?

first of all when it cums to marraige for me the main thing is introduction and traditional wedding*depending on finance i cud scrap the church wedding till later years* but it necessary to get a ring especially if you want a white wedding but not COMPULSORY we all know that a girl wont really appreciate a thousand naira ring and wants sumtin really expensive now based on ur financial strenght the girl can try to understand that it is not the ring marrying her but you *remember that esp igbo culture u go shiver for the list dem go give you trad wedding and planning etc* so for me with all this expenses incured from obeying traditions the girl shud understand and keepcalm and prepare 4 introduction and wait for her ring on the wedding dayy(very cumpulsory even if its a cheap one) but tthe op shud let ur disgression guide u if after like 3-6 mnths u are not seeing a sign or effort towards intro and trad then raise alarm also know that if u had gotten a ring sef maybe just MAYBE in the next 3-5 yrs it wud still only be an engagemt ring and no wedding ring on ur finger
PS:ur bride price intro and trad weddin is a greater sign of commitment than the engagement ring after a proposal

naruto.minato vs sasuke.madara.... who wins and give ur points why

even after the whole whooping madara don collect from hashirama for in lifetime. you'll noticce how cckky he was when talking with hashi in these recent arc and i feel its bcuz of the rinnegan and its itching his body to show his new eye to his frenemy. dojutsu (rinnegan>sharrigan>byakugan)>kekkai>ninjutsu>genjutsu>taijutsu

kimco: naruto succeeded due to the kyuubi. cos he was captured until hinata professed her luv and he turned into kyuubi.

yeah the kyuubi played a role but lets not forget the inteligence gathered by jman etc was key....the ninjitsupein was takenout by senjutsu chakra*without knwing abt that info he wudnt hv tut of that immediately* he knew of the pein that russurects so he planned on taking that out first etc only pein nagato was delt with the kyubi.. and cum to tink of it at that point of the fight pein was sich his chakra was quite depleted he was forcing/pushing himself.*he actually wanted to seal the kyubi in an earth mass like the moon like the six sage path but couldnt cuz of depleted chakra thats why i bliv he died after resurecting everybody and the sickness...* you just have to think that if he was in form would there be a diff story*mk we forget sey actor no dey die* even madara was able to escape d 5 kages at that point bcuz of rinnegan