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ekt_bear:
^-- I hope you are joking

Even if so, not very funny.

Cool down, for one thing, I wasn't talking to you, and for another, you won't understand. Just look the other way.

lmao, never fear, since Buhari has no PROSPECT, not even an icecube's chance in hell, of winning , so OP you're safe ;P

heh heh still laughing. It really helped that it's on the home page AND top on the list, lmao. 3,000+ views, only 57 replies. Looks like the other 2000+ who viewed are just to ashamed to post a reply . No one likes to be made to look an (april) fool .

Phate05:
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Mukina! SoS!!

It's the Spambot!

Got banned while trying to post as Phate07.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=535351

Am innocent!
I was banned by Mr Bot while commenting on a thread in the romance section. Check it out. I did not post spam!

I sent an email earlier on to antispam@nairaland.com. But 24hrs later, my posting access has not been restored. Maybe the Admin was kind of busy and overlooked my mail. Could you help me and restore my ID.

Thanks in advance!
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They are not "kind of busy", they are just ignoring you . Next time you won't waste ur energy reporting me up and down. That goes for Mobinga too! LMAO

Haven't you guys heard of youthful exuberance ?? yeah osaze should have been more discreet, twitter is the LAST place u should be airing ur annoyances, save it for your diary . Meanwhile Siasia should find better ways to relate with his players, cos respect is earned not demanded.

fstranger3:
^^^

Nice to see you here

hee hee, thanks for having me

Mrs.Chima:
It must be recess in Greenwich Village International Center. Womp Womp!

hee hawww (mzchimpp is such a donkey ) Yeah, school's out. A place ur fat smelly arse aint never seen, judging by your "English" :

Mrs.Chima:
Yeah don't be shame now punk. Tell it.

Don't be "shame"?? Ghetto grammar right atcha!! LMAO

Mrs.Chima:
There[b] go [/b]a minute man!

hee hee hee haawww!! There "go" a minute man??! GOSH, SOMEONE REALLY HAVE TO BE THA DUMMY . Olodo Americanaaaaa!!! Wipe ur dirty stinky arse mzchima, u are FOUL!!!! LMAOOOO

heeeh heeh ok I'll admit, ya got me

Yeh yeh girls with the excess assets are good for a shack, but to take home to the folks, naaah. Girls with junk in da trunk look trashy esp in tight clothes, and draw unnecessary attention to their anatomy. Some get exposed to quite a lot of raucous comments from males. So most guys stick to the average types to settle down with, the kind that looks good in anything and u can walk around with without fear that one yeye danfo driver will be wolf-whistling her wiggling wide backside .

Atttccccchhhoooo (sneezes, sniffles, wipes nose, YAWWNSS)!!! Nice roundabout way to find answers to ur marital bed issues, mzchima . Admitting u gat probs is the beginning of the solution . Considering what he's got to deal with (a fat unattractive hag), no wonder bros just wants to hump 60 secs max then go watch the game on TV n maybe fall asleep after a couple beers . Lmao, does this sound familiar?? hee mu hee mu heeee

(sneaks in, places my 10-foot birthday card next to the birthday cake, then tiptoes out again).


Happy Birthday Firearm .

deezzle:
Please pass this around if you can. May the family, life and entire affairs of all those who will vote and support PDP in the upcoming elections, move in the direction Nigeria has gone in the past 12 years let all those whom agree say Amen.

AMEN!!!!

deezzle:
Please pass this around if you can. May the family, life and entire affairs of all those who will vote and support PDP in the upcoming elections, move in the direction Nigeria has gone in the past 12 years let all those whom agree say Amen.

AND AGAIN I SAY AMEN!!!

Lmao, I feel so pissed I just had to say it twice . PDP is dead . Long live the new generation of party politics!

T9ksy:
I would rather have him (as our president) than the nimcompoop better known as Buhari.

LMAO. Buhari is just like Yaradua. Only worse, cos he (Buhari) will actually be fit and capable enough to WRECK the nation even further .

Good move . Never saw much potential in him as president.

Dele Momodu sooo has jokes:


"There was a clear agenda to make GEJ very comfortable by debating with himself. What a charade! #BONDebate"

LMAO, got that off his twitter page. Is it really possible to "debate with one's self"? Lol. I love Naija!!

toyemz:
@ Ragdollz

sorry if i stepped right into the cross fire that exists for whatever reason

My beef isn't with you,but with the poster who  not only disrespectfully generalizes all black women,but goes on to stereotype  the Jamaican woman.
so one  Jamaican woman duped one Jamaican man? Big deal
What about the numerous Nigerian Nurses in UK that are duping Nigerian men?
shouldn't the  mirror reflect back on them too?

Totally feel ya. Mobo knows me as one of his antagonists. I never have anything good to say about his views. However some folks take it upon themselves to yap yap yap meanwhile their very personalities are a mirror of what mobo is saying (ditto darkskin).

LmFao @ the comments about the "MONOLOGUE" not being the same thing as a debate. Good argument .

toyemz:
@ ragdollz
Thanks to goodness there is such a thing as a "free world. There are sites out there propagating Naija-hate just kos one or two members were scammed by a Nigerian. So if mobo wants to hate on a Jamaican female for scamming someone, then it's his freaking choice!! Be the change you want to see in your society and stop huffing and puffing like a pig!!

Bingo! Bingo! down boy down ( calling out to Mobo's dog)
Give yourself a pat on the back, Mobo's mouthpiece!
'Free world ' you say then its within my right to point to and out the dirt that is fond of dishing out dirt( talk of a pot calling a kettle black!!)
I refuse to stoop to your level of insults,haven't got that time
One point of correction though,the hate Naija propagating sites don't just do it kos one or two bitter members,but because its become a phenomenal scourge mostly perpetrated by Black Nigerian men.( just thot i should point that out to you)

Pipe down, wasn't referring to your post. My reply was meant for Darkskin who feels she needs to bite back like a rabid mongrel anytime a Jamaican is dissed or even appreciated. She doesn't even live in Jamaica. If anything, she clings to her "American" roots more than any other. Such a hypocrite, that's why I can't stand her.

Thanks to goodness there is such a thing as a "free world. There are sites out there propagating Naija-hate just bc one or two members were scammed by a Nigerian. So if mobo wants to hate on a Jamaican female for scamming someone, then it's his freaking choice!! Be the change you want to see in ur society and stop huffing and puffing like a pig!!

^^^^Oh my dayyyzzzz

190:
[color=deeppink]^^ the day u would have sense i would personally DONATE a full life cow to your church for thanksgiving [/color]

Mind yourself my friend. Muki is just a click away; don't find my trouble ok?? Did I mention any one's name? If anybody face mobo the op, sheeesh!!

ode remo:
investment in BASIC health and safety eqpt = 100k most.
loss of properties = 50 mill.
its only in nija.

Lol, penny wise, pound foolishhh

Lmaooo . Mobo needs to stop the black hate, it aint that bad against Nigerian chicks as he says. However in the case of the black Jamaicans I totally can't say

Wot a joke. No basic health n safety.

Heh heh nice question. I totally dig the macho type, so any job that handles heavy lifting and makes his bod look muscled all year round, then I'm for it . No desk job wimp for me, unless he's hiding a Tyson Beckford beneath that pinstripes suit , Lmfao

ragdollz:
Lol @ deniyor . For real??

Hey OP aint Obama half-Ethiopian? They definitely have a LOOK. Put four ethiopians and an African from another region, and people will tell u the odd one out . No offence!

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]Dumb fck. He is half Kenyan.   

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Goatsh=it n her gutter manners *sigh*. Ghetto 4 life mu hee hheeeeee.



*sorry muki but could NOT let her get off with that one lol.

He (is) was one of the few folks on here that are ACTUALLY really funny . I'm an on/off fan, I'm sure he'll resurface at the prospect of some light-skinned puna£a

Woah olasboy that's DEEP, LOL. Thanks to goodness I want Ribadu to win .