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Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 3:59am On Mar 26, 2011
^^^^^ LOL, thanks fstranger, luv ya too grin, heehee grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 3:49am On Mar 26, 2011
GOAT!!! SAVE D $5 FOR UR FAMILY DINNER BIATCHI!! "OLD" CAR? DAMNED RIGHT IT'S OLD!! THAT ACURA WAS MADE THE LAST CENTURY I'LL BET. EVEN IN NAIJA NO SELF-RESPECTING SOUL WOULD TOUCH AN ACURA WITH A 100-FOOT POLE!!

LOOK JAMO SLUT, U CAN FOOL OTHERS BUT NOT ME! U ALWAYS "DRESS UP" FOR THE CAMERA, WHAT WITH UR DIRTY BROWN SWEATERS AND KNEE-HIGH HOE BOOTS grin. AND U STILL LOOK LIKE U'RE WORTH 50 CENTS!! FLATTENED HAIR OVER A MONSTER FOREHEAD AND OLD-SCHOOL FRAMES ON UR UGLY MUG - U STILL WANNA TALK!?

SLUT YOU'S TIRED, OLD, POOR N UGLY!! NOTHING U SAY CAN CHANGE THAT. FACT!!


HEEHAW HEEHHEEHAWWWW!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 6:25pm On Mar 25, 2011
This goatskin no go ever hear word. North Carolina ko, South Dakota ni tongue. LOOK KUNTFACE I DON'T CARE IF U LIVE ON THE FU-CKING MOON; I'VE SEEN UR GHETTO CLOTHES, UR SCRAP CAR, UR UGLY SULKY FACE AND UR DIRTY CLUTTERED ONE-ROOM APARTMENT!!! There ain't NOTHING u can say that'll make believe different from what I already KNOW: U'R A POOR STINKING PROJECT JAMO! NOW SHAKE THAT WOBBLY TAIL FEATHER AT UR PI-MP AND MAKE UR MAMMY A FEW DOLLARS FOR UR GRITS TONIGHT!! THIRD-CLASS U.S. IMMIGRANTS. HEHEW HEHEWWW!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 4:02am On Mar 25, 2011
Gosh goatskin didn't u get the freaking MEMO??


GAME OVER BIATCHI!!! Stop d fake bravado, I can just see ur big brown goat's eyes welling up with pitiful tears grin. Ugly pathetic proud dirty slut - keep marking time talking about 41 mins?? Skunk, wot's THAT got to do with the fact that u'r a bulging-azzed project hoe with no attributes worth talking about but ur frequently-pummelled gutter nyansh!!! Heeewhewwwhewwww! Trashy TRAMP!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 3:03am On Mar 25, 2011
Lol fstranger, the skank doesn't deserve OUR pity; she needs to feel the PAIN her sewer-minded posts bring to us discerning NL members grin. Oh well, I guess it's GAME OVER once again grin. But first i'll have to visit Pa Goatskin's tombstone and vomit on it, for leaving behind this waste of spe-rm jamo slut grin. Now THAT calls for one last HEEEEEW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW HEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS!!!!! LMFAO!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 2:22am On Mar 25, 2011
LOL @ fstranger3, glad u're still around grin. The stubborn jamo has the tenacity of a hyena on crack!! I mean seriously, she had to cry to 190 but even HE couldn't stick around tongue. (sigh) . . need to look out for a more worthy adversary cos this lame jamo is sooooo OLD. Like seriously, read her bragging that she turned her fat amoeba azz so some caucasians could see n envy her ugly wobbly jamaican bombom grin. RIGHT THEN I KNEW SHE WAS GUTTER-BORN, GUTTER-BRED I MEAN, UNLESS YOU'S KIM KARDASHIAN OR J-LO WHO THE FU-CK'LL ENVY UR USED-TYRE YANSH LIKE MAMA SIKIRA'S OWN?? (hey goatskin ask 190 to translate tongue) Dirry-minded slut, u rely on ur filthy ashawo yansh to get attention, meanwhile all the hot chicks alive are working to look hot and toned all over with pert bouncy azzes grin not yanshes that look like they've been POUNDED by the neighborhood weightlifters grin. I WAS RIGHT: U LOOK LIKE A HOE, TALK LIKE A HOE AND NOW, U'VE PROVEN THAT U EVEN THINK LIKE A HOE grin. Congrats heeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwheeeheeeWWWWSSS
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 1:48am On Mar 25, 2011
LMFFFFFAOOOO!!! Aaaww, forgive me Goatskin, cos from the pics of ur "bedroom" I figured ur azz (n ur mam's azz) is just too POOR to own real bedz grin. Heeeeewheeeeeewwheeeewwwww, yeah guess what, laughing at ur lame disses all yr has given me a wheeze so u'll have to make do with HEEEEEWWHEEEWHEWHEWHEW HEWWWHEWWWHEWWWWWWWWWSSSS for as long as I want u to grin. I can bet one of 190's shrivelled peanut testicles that even YOU will commend my efforts so far grin. "Nice Try" u said?? NICE WHUPPING U MEAN, NICE CHRIS-BROWN-WHUP-RIHANNA-AZZ-WHUPPING U GUTTER JAMO SKANKKKKK grin heeheeheeheeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 1:35am On Mar 25, 2011
^^^: WEAK TEA grin.

At least I can identify MY father, n my siblings and I share ONE papi while ur ma's whole brood have to figure out whose dad is whose among the many truck drivers, ganja sellers and pi-mps who frequent ur sweet mammy's mattress on d daily grin. Don't u worry, skank, keep it up and WHEN U GROW UP U CAN BE JUST LIKE HER grin. heeeheeewhewwwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 11:15pm On Mar 24, 2011
LmFAoooo!! 190 d Nigerian mugu has finally stopped pretending to be MACHO hewwheeewwwheeeeewww grin. A bit lost for words ain't cha?? Sickly bodyguard of a used ugly jamo wannabe Americana!!! Aww, u can do MUCH berra u know, if it's a bonafide AKATA u want n not these 3rd class US immigrants that came in on a ship five yrs ago n now claim to be US "citizens" grin. Goatskin is Black Trash, u r half a man - so I guess u guys are a PERFECT MATCH grin!!!!

And hey Bozo grin - next time u go braggijt that "YOU GAT THIS", pls make sure that u actually deliver. Ever the ignoble Mr Cork's got more respectability, more SWAG than ur bozo azz!!! SHAMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!! YEEEEWWWWYEEWWWWWWYEWWWWWW HEEEEHEEEEHEEEEEEHEEEEE!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 3:47pm On Mar 24, 2011
Heeeeheeeheeheeheheheheheheeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww (laughing so hard I start coughing n finally spit a gob of mucus on 190's bald head)

Aawww, how romantic; the gutter/project hoe gf runs to the aid of her crippled di-ckless bf!!! LMAOOOO. Look Goatskin, u aint said ZILCH all year that comes even CLOSE to being a real diss, all u bring is laffs, biatchi!! LmFao!!! I keep seeing u struggling with ur molue in my mind's eye n I roll off the bed in giggles grin. Church rat, hope u suffocated ur lazy mammy for not providing u a decent future with better job prospects than a minimum-wage salesgirl position grin. U dream of being a WRITER grin. Heewhew HEWWW!! Yeah, u can write ur street-hoe memoirs from ur death-row cell 10 years from now (ur type usually ends up in the electric chair for murdering her daughter for fu-cking her mama's pi-imp grin. Copycat, u so ugly with ur 55 y/o woman's azz u so proud of, when us young chics are keeping it trim and tight cos real men lije toned buns not shapeless meatbags grin. Ugghh! SKANK grin!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 8:55am On Mar 24, 2011
Hee heee heeeewwww grin One JAMB question, u gave me TWO ANSWERS!! NIGGUH, quit acting like it's all just a joke!!

Unfortunately u're soooo lame, in fact go bring Goatskin cos she definitely has more BALLS hee hee hee. U must have d SS gene that's why u're so weak @ this grin. U talk abt sex like u even know how to PERFORM. Do u even have a gf?? The way u were panting 4 me to hook u up with my girl, it's obvious u aint seen decent p$$y in years!!!!!! Baby he-goat, u STINK!!! I'LL CHOP U UP IN LIL PIECES N FEED U TO MY PET CROC IF U DON'T GET OFF MY BACK SCUMBAG cheesy heeheeeheeeheeeewwwwhewwwwwww
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 2:52am On Mar 24, 2011
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO

CLASSIC! This ain't the first time I've reduced an NL "tough" guy to madness grin. Keep repeating urself 190, like the undergrown rodent u are grin. Neither u nor Goatskin can handle THIS MISS, SO U'RE BOTH DIS-MISSED grin heeee heeee heee heeeewww. Gay-azz mofo grin. Stick dynamite up ur skinny butt and ask ur jamo sidekick to light it!! SUCH DUMMIES grin. "YOU GAT THIS" INDEEEEEEED!! WHAT A DOOZER!!!
PoliticsRe: I Stil & Wil Not 4get D Shameful Acts Of Olisa Metuh @ British Nigerian Academy. by ragdollz: 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2011
Heeew heeew heeeewwwwww grin!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 7:13pm On Mar 23, 2011
LMaOooo @190, u fight like an 8 y/o tongue. I'm sure u have d di-ck size to match grin. Now look here, u're not talking to ur diabolic parents so show me some respect!! Ain't MY fault u have the stature of a midget grin n d brains of a lab monkey!! Soooo, I whupped that jamo sluttttt so good, she had to consign ur lame azz to face me, heeew heeeeww. You GAT this?? Nigger, u GAT THIS LIKE U GAT SH-IT FOR BRAINS! NOW GO SCRUB THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND WASH THOSE BRA'S LEFT BY UR 44 Y/O GF!!! Broke azz nigguh who complains about girls coming to do d laundry at ur place. Can't afford a REAL babe can u? Such a WIMP!!! I vomit on ur tombstone!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 4:38am On Mar 23, 2011
HE-GOAT


HE-GOAT




HE-GOAT



HE-GOAT


HE-GOAT
HE-GOAT
HE-GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 1:55am On Mar 23, 2011
190 U lily livered slumdog just fu-ck off, u AND ur used-looking jamo slut. U must be off ur rocks if you think I have cause to act this way offline grin. Where I'm at the only Goatskins are on the streets and out of my face. The NL Jamo 'tard chose to be noticed by me so I'm doing her the honor!


Now go measure that 5cm cork of urs one more time and shed tears cos it's only good enough for corking bottles n not pu-ssies grin. Bloody mammal, u'r a disgrace to all SELF-RESPECTING NAIRALAND GUYS; ANY GIRL DUMB ENUF TO HOOK UP WITH U ON OR OFFLINE DESERVES TO BE SHAT UPON!

As for that empty barrel Jamo, I maintain that she's an omo ashawo n she deserves NIL respect from me so u two need to take a suicide pact and get into her 1986 SUV AND DRIVE URSELVES OFF A CLIFF!!!! COUPLE OF HOOD RATS HEEEEW HEEEW HEWWWWWWWW!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2011
190 MAY GOD PUNISH U AND UR ENTIRE GOAT FAMILY!!! BASTURDDDD, HAVE U NEVER SEEN HOW DARKSKIN HAS ALSO ABUSED MY PARENTS?? I GUESS UR VISION IS ONE-SIDED, IN FACT U MUST BE BLIND, DUMB AND STU-PID TO BOOT!!!!

You must be jobless taking me on this way. Fool. Like u've never done such b4. I've been handling u with kid gloves since, but I will mess ur groundnut head up in here if u want. Monkey Face!!! Useless woman wrapper, go hang urself!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 6:10pm On Mar 21, 2011
Will someone pls tell that jamo slut/junkie/baby-mama-to-be to SHUT THE HELL UPPPPP! Hypocrite! Like u haven't referred to Nigerians as bush dwellers and scammers (as if u're better cos u "live" in d US) For all we know u're nothing more than a project hoe (u sure look like one) n ur mammy definitely had ur brothers and sisters for separate men!!!! heewheeewwwwwwheeeeewww now THAT THERE IS STEREOTYPING! THINK ABOUT UR JAMO HERITAGE OF DRUGS, LAZINESS AND PROMISCUITY before blabbing about Nigerian scammers and visa lottery applicants. Ugly dirty shoe salesgirrrrrrlll grin. And warn that American fat tub of lard to lay off the double burgers and go win back her runaway Mr Chimp!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 10:35pm On Mar 19, 2011
hee hee All I can say is



HIT DOGS WILL HOLLERed grin grin


(hewhewheeewwww u KNOW i'm right biatches!! Hey noone's perfect we all have a few typos and glitches but constant massacre of the English language (as per mzChimp grin shows a confirmed OLODO (dullard) cheesy is in our midst. heeeeheee Not ur fault madam. Someone HAVE to be da DUMMY grin grin hee heeeeeee heeeee
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Typical Nairaland Girl by ragdollz: 7:59pm On Mar 18, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:
[color=teal]Yanno?!

*Lookz @ the Naija bush btch. & sings my favorite song!  grin grin
"Barba foot clat! barba chair!"  grin grin lmao.[/color]
ur PAPPPPPAAAAA!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were Mr Chima? by ragdollz: 4:40pm On Mar 18, 2011
Heewheewwwheeeewwheeeeeweeheeeee

lmao, it's obvious MzChimp is a 47 y/o divorcee venting her frustrations on u guys while she waits and prays Mr Chima leaves his 19 y/o girlfriend and come back home to his ugly fat ex-wife and monkey-face tots grin. Meanwhile, woman to woman, if I were MzChimp I'll go back to school and brush up on my English cos her grammar is atrocious grin ("someone HAVE to be the icon"wink heee heee heee ATROCIOUS!!!!

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